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 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  ACID,ACID * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  IT MAKES YOU FLACCID !!!...
I WAS TOLD.......ANYWAY HERES AN UNCANNY INTRO FROM A NEW GROUP CALLED TURKEY BUSTERS (AND YOU'D BELIEVE 
ME WHEN THERES A MASSIVE LOGO AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN SAYING **** STRONTIUM **** )....LET ME GET THE MEMBERS 
LIST OUT OF THE WAY NOW......WELL HERE GOES....**** PURLE HAZE **** (ORGANIZER,H.Q,CODER(LEARNING))....
**** MARSHALL LAW **** (MUSIC)....**** THE ZOOPLANKTON **** (GFX)....**** RINCEWIND ****(MUSIK)
**** SYNTAX **** (CODER,MUSIC,GFX,SWAPPER,TURKEY..HE'S SYNTAX U.K !!!!)....**** POSS-E **** (SWAPPER)....
SORRY TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN....THE GREETS WILL BE LATER IN THE SCROLL....BUT NOW IT'S 
TIME FOR ICE-CREAM.WELL NOT REALLY.....HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE??....THIS JOKE IS COURTESY OF 
RINCEWIND..THANKS RINCEWIND YOU WITTY LAD???....***** WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO HUNTS PROSTITUTES???....
*****....*****..A PRO-TRACKER...(HO-HO O MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING)....WRITE TO US AT THE ABOVE ADRESS TO 
GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY MEMBER....BUT PLEASE REMEMBER NOT TO CONTACT US IF YOU ARE SAD,A LAME BOY....GIRLS 
ARE WELCOME ALSO,AND YOU DONT NEED AN AMIGA!!!!!!.......THIS SCROLL IS NOW GOING TO BE HANDED OVER TO 
THE REST OF THE GROUP (I.E NOT ZOO AND HAZE) SO DONT BLAME US IF YOU HERE WORDS LIKE YO! AND COOOOL!!!......
BYE-BYE!!!!!!!! RINCEWIND HERE , DID YOU LIKE MY JOKE??? EXTREAMLY WHITTY I THOUGHT ******* BEFORE I WRITE 
MY GREETS , I WOULD LIKE TO JUMP UP AND DOWN VIGOUSLY SAYING HELLO TO ALL PRATCHETT FREAKS OUT THERE .
******* I HAD A STRANGE EXPENENCE LAST NIGHT , BY THE WAY . I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON THE WAY TO  
THE NEWSAGENTS FOR A BAG OF NON SALTED PEANUTS(FOR THE SHELLS(EVER  TRIED SMOKING PEANUT SHELLS BY THE WAY
(THAY REALLY WORK(HONESLY!!!)))) WELL!!! I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET , WHEN , THIS GIGNORMUSLY BIG 
SPACESHIP THING LANDED IN FRONT OF ME , AND THEN THIS PURPLE LITTLE ALIEN WITH A MYSTRIOUS HAZE ABOUT 
IT GOT OUT AND ASKED ME WHO ARE  THE BEST DEMO NEW GROUP AROUND , AND OF COURSE I SAID STRONTIUM YOU 
PURPLE BUGG EYED BASTARD CAN'T YOU TELL I VE BEEN ON ACIDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOW DID YOU JUST SEE 
GREEN ELEPHANT FLY BY .******* ONE  TAB TOO MANY I GUESS .***** ANYWAY GREETS!!!!!!!! HELLO TO ALL THE 
MEMBERS OF STRONTIUM FOR A START ,ALSO HELLO TO SKIDSHAW(WHY DONT YOU JOIN THE MARIANS) , LAURANCE(MY 
BROTHER) , SDTM , BROM , SJE , QYV ,XYZ , ABC , 123 , 333 , THIS IS GETTING SPONDICIOUSLY ATTRACTIVE!! 
GOODBYE ********* IM PASSING OVER TO POSS-E NOW.....********** GOODBYE AGAIN......  HI PEEPS POSS-E AT 
THE B2000 FIRST OF ALL MY GREETS TO SKINGY DINGS THE MAD, SJE, RED DEVIL,   MAJ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND 
ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF STRONTIUM U.K. WIZZCAT L.S.D AND SUSPENDED ANIMATION HI ALSO TO DINO, SAM (FOO 
FOO) (I LOVE YOU !), SACKY B, NEXUS  FOR ELITE MAIL TRADING CONTACT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESSES POSS-E / 
STRONTIUM U.K. 88 BROWNLEY RD SMALLTHORNE S-O-T STAFFS ST6 1PY OR THE ULITIMATE WARRIOR AT  8 STAFFORD RD 
DARLASTON W.MIDLANDS WS10 8TZ ENGLAND  LEGAL WEARZ O N L Y ******* TRIED THE REST NOW TRY THE BEST !!!!!!           
HEJ HOOP DUDEZ, RED DEVIL OF WIZZCAT HERE GUYS N GALS.... FEW HELLOS TO ALL THE GUYS WHO HAVE SPENT MORE 
THAN A FEW COPPERS WITH THE GPO.        PARASITE OF LSD    FLUSH OF PMC     RASCAL OF ALPHA FLIGHT     
WARLORD AND GASTON OF FAIRLIGHT     YOGHURT OF NETWORK     PINNY AND KREST OF ANARCHY   ****   MEGA FUCKINGS 
TO THE LAMEARSE        **** NIGHTMARE BOYZ ****    AND THE GINGERNUT WHO SUPPLIED MY GFX TO THEM !       
SIGNING OFF NOW DUDEZ      RODA DJAVOLEN,   PUNAINEN PIRO  OR RED DEVIL IN ENGLISH!        HI YA DUDZ. THE 
ULTIMATE WARRIOR HERE. HERE COMES ANOTHER SHITTTTT JOKE !!!!!  WHAT DO YOU CALL A PRICKLY PEAR ?.....TWO 
PORCUPINES  HEE HEE HEE SPOOK WHAFF WIBBLE  THAT GREAT JOKE CAME OFF A WALLS MINI-JUICE ICE LOLLY. ANY BIG 
HELLOS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT  THE NIGHTMARE BOYZ (LAME MOTHERF?CKERS).BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!  
S K I N G Y  D I N G S  T H E  M A D  SAIS BULLOCKS TO EVERY ONE XCEPT ANYONE!  HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A 
GREEN POST BOX? (AM I MAD OR IS IT ME THAT IS NOT SANE?) GET SERIOUS YOU FOOL, RIGHT, HELLO AND VIOLET TO 
ALL YOU FELJARS AND JARTOPS IN THERE  THIS SCROLLTEXT IS ABOUT TWICE AS LONG AS THE ASSEMBLED CODE ROUTINES! 
(EVER MADE)  YOU ARE SAD... WHY DO YOU READ EVERY F U C K I N G WORD OF A SCROLLTEXT THAT IS OBVIOUSLY ALL  
A LOAD OF B O L L O C K S.                    I DONT CARE ANYMORE, I DIDNT CARE ANYWAY... IF YOU ARE OVER 
16, FEMALE, A NON SWIMMER, AND ABAILABLE FOR A GOOD SHAFTING THEN FONE 283660  I THOUGHT ID THROW THAT IN..  
<ADVERTIZEMENT>   COME TO LEEK COMPUTER CENTRE FOR THE BEST DEALS  AROUND TEL: (0538) 387859       WELL 
TARRAH FOR EVER, OH AND HELLO TO ALL PEAPODS AND JELLBEGS  PS MR SIMON G. IS A LAME FUCKING ARSE FACED TOSS 
POT (AND IS A GAY BASTARD) SMELLY CABBAGED FUCKER  CUNT FACED GIT  WEEDY DICKED BALL SUCKING PERVERT  CHILD 
SPLITTER   HAMSTER AND SELOTAPE MAN  SICK BONAGE WITH ROCKWILERS RED ENDS AND TOAST    SELF COCK SUCKER    
ETC..  GET THE MESSAGE MR G. YOU WANKER?  WE  F U C K I N G  H A T E  Y O U R  B A S T A R D  F A C E BUT 
DONT TAKE IT TO HEART MATE.... ( OK DO TAKE IT TO HEART YOU PIECE OF CONCRETE)...AND NOW ***** SYNTAX ******
.............4 X 6 VENEERED PANEL    14.99 AT B AND Q..............HELLO WORLD...... SYNTAX HERE SPEAKING TO 
YOU FROM YOUR BLITTER (THE FAT BASTARD, WHO INCIDENTLY IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE 68000. BELEVE ME THAT DATA 
BUS IS HOT!!!)... ANYWAYZ WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS DELIBERATLY MISSPEL THINGZ IN SCROLLTEXTS???? WHY DO THEY 
INSIST ON SPELING MUSIC LIKE MUSIX??? ARE THEY STOOPID OR AFRAID THAT IF THEY DON`T THEY WILL BE REGARDED AS 
LAMERS (A TERM WHICH ANGERS ME GREATLY AS IT WAS FIRST USED IN AN AMERICAN SOAP.      JUST GOING OFF THE 
SUBJECT I WILL NOW DISH OUT THE CREDITS AND GREETINGS........NO?....... I DON`T BLAME YOU SO WE WON`T HAVE 
ANY OF THAT SORT OF THING, SOMETHING MUCH MORE INTERESTING, EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN REMOVING A PUBIC HAIR 
FROM THE METAL SHUTTER OF A STAG DISK.... IT IS   TADDDAAA   HALDANES INCREDIBLE AMAZING BIZARRE WORLD.......
PART 1.........THE ASTOUNDING EXPLOITS OF REGINALD THE INVINCIBLE.   REGINALD THE INVINCIBLE LIVED DURING THE 
REIGN OF QUEEN VICTORIA AND TOURED THE WORLD AMAZING AUDIENCES WITH HIS INCREDIBLE FEATS OF DARING!!     IN 
1824 HE SKIED DOWN THE EIGER ON A PAIR OF HADDOCK........DURING THE SAME YEAR HE SAILED THE ATLANTIC IN A 
TEAPOT WHILST JUGGLING MONKEY NUTS........AND CROSSED THE ALPS ON A CHICKEN........BUT IT IS FOR THE STUNT 
WHICH HE PULLED IN 1891 THAT HE WILL BE MOST REMEMBERED, WHEN, DISGUISED AS A DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS HE CROSSED 
THE RHINE ON A FROG AND STOLE KAISER BILL`S UNDERPANTS........SADLY, IN 1892 HE WAS MAULED TO DEATH BY A RABID 
BUDGIE........MORE NEXT TIME...(DON`T FORGET TO WATCH CHANNEL 4, ANY WEEKDAY AT 1:00 P.M. (THATS 1300 FOR ALL 
YOU ARMY BUFFS!))    AND NOW            IT'S                  GREETS TO PEOPLE WHO'S WORK I ADMIRE AND KEEP!!!: 
*** THE BNK TEAM *** REBELS *** DELIGHT *** BRONX *** I WILL NOW HAND YOU OVER TO THE NEXT UNFORTUNATE MEMBER 
OF STRONTIUM WHO WILL BE FORCED TO SLAVE OVER A KEYBOARD UNTIL HIS TASK TABLE IS EMPTY...OR FACE HAVING HIS 
INTESTINES REMOVED AND SOLD TO GOLDEN WONDER FOR INCLUTION IN THEIR POT-NOODLES.......SO CHEERIO, AND MAY 
YOUR FISH LIVE LONG AND SWIM UPSTREAM TO BREED........B Y E ! ! ..........SOME GREETS FROM HAZE **** POD OF LSD 
**** DESTINY **** RED DEVIL **** SJE **** NEXUS **** MERLIN **** SLASH (STOP USING OUR MUSIC MORON AND PLEASE 
STOP CHANGING GROUPS) ***HI TO TONY ****** AND DAVE ****AND HERE IS MARSHAL LAW!!! YO!!!! YO!!! YO!!! AND YO 
AGAIN!!!!  I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY EXCEPT A BIG FUCK OFF TO HAZE'S BROTHER... PHIL. I DID THINK OF 
AN AMAZING FUCK-OFF SCROLL TO WRITE HERE BUT I'VE FORGOTTEN IT... WELL AT LEAST I STILL OWN MY P.C. ENGINE... 
THE MOST AMAZING GAME CONSOLE EVER... THERE ONCE WAS A FROG CALLED FRED, WHO DID'NT WANT TO GET OUT OF BED....
SO HE CURLED UP AND HAD A WANK INSTEAD....MARSHAL LAW IS SICK .... MARSHAL LAW IS PERVERTED.......MARSHAL LAW 
IS A RIGHT BIGHEADDED BASTARD BUT WHO GIVES A FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!  ICE IS A  VERY NICE BOY SYNTAX TOLD ME (HE 
ALSO LIKES SHEEP) ...... I HOPPE YOU LIKE THIS MODULE CALLED A 'LOUDER TRIP...' I AM NOW STUFFING MY FAT FACE
....PORK SCRATCHINGS.... YUMMMM YUMMM.......KILL ALL PIGS.....AND ALL FAT WOMEN......ACTUALLY.....I LIKE FAT 
WOMEN THERE'S NOTHING LIKE RUBBING YOUR JOHN THOMAS AGAINST A NICE LUMP OF LARD....SHIT!!! SYNTAX'S MIND IS 
POLLUTING ME!!!!! RANCIDWIND TOLD ME THAT POLLUTTING HAS TWO L'S  I AM GLAD I KNOW THAT KNOW I KNOW THAT POLLUTING 
HAS TWO L'S IT IS NICE TO KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT I KNOW. YAGGGHHHHHH I HAVE JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO A P.C. ENGINE.....
AM I COOL AS WHAT!!!! NOW THE GREETS.....HELLO TO ALL YOU FUCKFACES SUCH AS    YOU   FOR READING THIS CRAP FOR NO 
REASON... ALL THE WANKERS AROUND THIS AMIGA AND YES YOU ARE ALL WANKERS.. HELLO TO   CYRUS   (ALMOST AS LAME AS 
THENIGHTMARE BOYZ ((SO I'M TOLD!!)) WELL,THANKS GUYS!! YOU ASK ME FOR MODS,SO I SEND THEM...BUT YOU DID'NT  HAVE 
THE DECENCY TO SEND ANYTHING BACK (YOU DID'NT EVEN TELL ME IF YOU LIKED THEM OR NOT AND ALL YOU NEEDEDTO DO WAS 
PHONE ME.....THANKS!!    HI ALSO TO DESTINY...HI NITRO! WELL,YOU'VE USED MY MODS ON YOUR INTROS(SO YOU SAID) SO 
YOU COULD AT LEAST HAVE SEND SOMETHING BACK....INFACT YOU SAID YOU WOULD....WELL, IT'S NO MORE MUSIC FOR YOU BOYS!!!! 
HELLO TO ICEMAN....ARE YOU STILL OUT THERE I WILL SEND ALOT OF STUFF SOON (I HAVE BEEN BUZY) HELLO TO THE MR. TAXMAN 
WHO GRABS ALL OUR MONEY...HELLO DAVE! OH SHIT I OWE ALOT OF MONEY MARSHAL LAW SAYS HI!! TO ALL RICH WOMEN (UGLY 
OR NOT) CAN I HAVE YOUR CHILDREN (YOU GIVE ME CASH..) HELLO TO SJE .....YOU ARE THE CRAZIEST DRIVER EVER (AND I 
LOVE IT!) WHY DON'T YOU JOIN A GOOD GROUP LIKE S T R O N T I U M !!!!! HELLO TO ALL GOOD CODERS OUT THER PLEASE 
JOIN US AND I WILL (PERSONALLY) LICK THE SHITTY STUFF FROM BETWEEN YOUR TOES.....PHONE HAZE NOW.... FUCK OFF TO 
PODMORE!!! FUCK OFF A.I.D.S.!! HIS HANDLE IS ACTUALLY A.I.D.S. HELLO DUDE! HAVE YOU GOT IT? HELLO TO THE SLIGHTLY 
CUTE GIRLY THAT WANDERS AROUND.....AND NOW THE BLACKJACKSON TAKES OVER AT THE KEYS...... HI! I'M THE BLACK JACKSON! 
I AM  DEAD ! THIS IS WRITTENFROM THE GRAVE...IN MY DELUXE DEAD BASTARDS BOX MK.II...I WANT TO SAY HI TO ALL THE GUYZ 
AT THE CLUB AND I WANT TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A WANKER......AND I WILL GIVE ALL MY MONEY AND STUFF I 
OWE YOU BACK.......SO THAT WAS THE BLACK JACKSON !!! (HE IS NOT A MEMBER OF STRONTIUM..) RIGHT THATS IT JUST A FINAL 
HI TOALL THE GUYZ,ALL THE GREAT MUSICIANS OUT THERE (GOOD SAMPLES GUYS!),HI TO DATEL FOR THE ACTION REPLAY MK II, HI 
TO ALL THE GUYZ IN THE SCENE WHO I KNOW (YO WIZCAT!) HI TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE HIPPY DRUG RACE SUCH AS DAVE,NIKAND 
KEITH...HI ALSO TO GILBO BUT KNOW HE'S CHRIS CAUSE HE'S SOLD HIS AMIGA.....                   DO YOU WANT ME TO  
TELL YOU A STOOOORRRRYYYYY?????     HOW ABOUT SOME PIG FUCKING!!!! YEAH!!!! ICEBREAKER  WILL KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS... 
OH MABYE NOT........HERE IT COMES AND ITS BY SYNTAX......GO FOR IT******************PIGS BOLLOCKS??****************        
SYNTAX HERE, AND NOW FOR THE STORY :            MY UNCLE HAD INVITED ME DOWN TO HIS CARAVAN FOR A FORTNIGHT IN THE 
SUMMER HOLIDAYS.  I WAS BOARED ONE DAY, AND IT WAS RAINING OUTSIDE BUT I WANTED A BIT OF ACTION AND EXITEMENT SO I 
LOOKED AT THE CLOCK IN MY ROOM, IT WAS 1:17 A.M. SO I DECIDED THAT ALTHOUGH IT WAS RAINING I WOULD GO OUT IN THE DARK 
AND FIND A BIT OF EXITEMENT,   AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID...... I PUT ON MY RAIN-COAT AND AS I DARE TO MYSELF I 
TOOK OFF MY UNDERPANTS AND SLID ON MY VERY TIGHT JEANS, AS I PULLED THEM ON I COULD FEEL A NICE WARM SORT OF SWELLING 
DOWN BELOW AND AS I SLOWLY PULLED THEM RIGHT UP I FELT THE SEAM OF THE SEAT TOUCH MY ANUS AND THE SEAM OF MY GUSSET 
PUSH MY TESTICLES UP AND APART AS IF THEY WERE WATER IN A BALLOON, I SLOWLY ZIPPED MYSELF UP SO AS NOT TO CATCH AND 
VITAL ORGAN!! AND HEADED FOR THE DOOR,  AS I SLOWLY SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND ME I BEGAN TO WONDER WHAT I WAS DOING AS IT 
WAS COLD AND VERY WET, AND THE ALL TOO FAMILIAR SWELLING FEELING WAS GRADUALLY DISSAPEARING BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THE 
FARM-GIRL WHO LIVED ON THE FARM AT THE END OF THE ROAD, SHE HAD SMILED AT ME YESTERDAY AND I HAD SMILED BACK BUT THAT 
WAS ALL, I HAD ASKED MY FRIEND ANDREW WHO LIVED AT THE CARAVAN SITE SHOP ABOUT HER AND HE TOLD ME TO STAY AWAY FROM 
HER AS SHE WAS SLIGHTLY SRANGE!!  I HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE MENT BY THIS, AND WHEN I QUESTIONED MY FRIEND FURTHUR HE SAID 
THAT SHE SOMETIMES GOES OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO THE VARIOUS ANIMALS ON HER FATHERS FARM, I THOUGHT THAT 
THERE WAS NOTHING PARTICULARLY STRANGE ABOUT THAT, SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY A WARM AND CARING PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER 
ANIMALS, SO ON THAT NOTE I HEADED FOR HER FARM IN THE HOPE THAT SHE WOULD BE IN WITH SOME OF HER ANIMALS.   BUT WHEN 
I REACHED THE FARM THERE WAS NO SIGNS OF LIFE AT ALL SO I WENT INTO THE NEAREST BARN, AS I SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND ME 
I WAS NEARLY OVERCOME MY THE SMELL SO I GROPED AROUND FOR THE LIGHT-SWITCH AND EVENTUALLY FOUND IT AFTER KNOCKING 
OVER A FEW BOTTLES AND CANS.   I PROMPTLY SWITCHED IT ON AND TO MY HORROR I WAS IN THE PIG STY,   JUST MY LUCK!!  
SO I WENT OVER TO A BUCKET WHICH LAY IN THE CORNER, TURNED IT OVER AND SAT DOWN ON IT, ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT IT WAS 
SOAKING WET AND THE MOISTURE HAD SOAKED RIGHT THROUGH TO MY ARSE, I SMILED AND WISHED THAT I HAD LEFT MY UNDERPANTS 
ON.   I WAS QUITE SURPRISED BY THE TEMPERATURE OF THE PLACE IT WAS QUITE WARM SO I TOOK OFF MY RAINCOAT AND THREW IT 
DOWN ON THE MUDDY STRAW, IT WAS THEN THAT IT STRUCK ME, WHAT ON EARTH WAS I DOING HERE IN A PIG-STY IN THE MIDDLE 
OF THE NIGHT, I WAS JUST CONTEMPLATING GOING HOME TO MY WARM SOFT BED WHEN THE BIGGEST AND FATTEST PIG CAME OVER TO 
ME AND STARTED SNIFFING ME IT WORKED ITS WAY UP FROM MY FEET AND ENDED UP WITH IT`S NOSE IN BETWEEN MY LEGS, AS IT 
PUSHED IT`S NOSE ALONG  I FELT MY PENIS BEGIN TO START TO SWELL WHICH SHOCKED ME A GREAT DEAL, I WAS BEING TURNED 
ON BY A HUGE FAT PIG!!!     I HAD HERD ABOUT PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS DISGUSTING, BUT THE FACT 
WAS I WANTED THAT PIG MORE AND MORE AS MY PENIS KEPT ON SWELLING UNTIL IT CAUSED ME PAIN PRESSING AGAINST MY ZIP 
UNTIL I RELEASED IT AND TOOK MY JEANS OFF, I THEN PROCEDED TO TAKE THE TOP HALF OF MY CLOTHES OFF UNTIL I WAS 
COMPLETELY NAKED.   I KNELED DOWN BESIDE MY NEW FRIEND AND BEGAN TO STROKE IT`S BACK WHICH IT SEEMED TO LIKE, I 
THEN REACHED UNDER IT`S BELLY AND STARTED PLAYING WITH THE ROLLS OF FAT ON THE PIG`S UNDERSIDE, I FOUND THIS A HUGE 
TURN ON, I HAD TO HAVE MORE SO I LOWERED MY HEAD AND INSERTED MY TOUNGUE BETWEEN THE ROLLS OF FAT AND STARTED TO 
LICK THE FAT WHICH TASTED WET AND SALTY EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS SOME SHIT DRIED IN THE CREAVICES, BY THIS TIME MY 
PENIS WAS ROCK HARD SO I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO, I MOVED ON ALL FOURS AROUND TO THE REAR END OF THE BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL 
AND LOOKED UP AT THE TWO ENTERENCES BEFORE ME, THE TOP ONE STARTED TO DILATE AND A BROWN RUNNY MESS EMERGED, I THOUGHT 
THAT I WOULD HAVE EJACULATED THERE AND THEN BUT INSTEAD I GATHERED THE RUNNY SHIT IN MY HANDS AND BEGAN SMEARING IT 
ON MY SOLID PENIS, THIS GAVE THE EFFECT OF A LUBRICANT.   I COULD WAIT NO LONGER, I STOOD UP AND ARCHING MY BACK, I 
LEANED OVER THE PIG`S BACK AND STARTED TO PUSH MY PENIS INTO THE LOWER ENTERANCE, IT HURT AT FIRST BUT AS SOON AS 
THE TIP OF MY PENIS WAS IN, THE REST IF IT SLIPPED IN WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE, AS SOON AS IT WAS IN THE PIG GAVE 
A GRUNT.   I THEN SHAGED THE ANIMAL UNTIL I FELT AS IF MY BALLS WOULD EXPLODE WITH LUST, IT WAS THEN THAT I THRUST 
MY PENIS FORWARD FURTHUR INTO THE ANIMAL AND RELEASED MY LOAD IN FIVE CONCECUTIVE PULSES, AFTER THIS MY PENIS STARTED 
TO GO LIMP SO I SLIPPED IT OUT SLOWLY FROM THE VAGINA OF THE HUGE ANIMAL, AS I DID THIS IT GRUNTED A SATISFIED GRUNT, 
I WITHDREW, ASHAMED OF MYSELF, AND WENT OVER TO MY CLOTHES AND WAS ABOUT TO GET DRESSED WHEN A VOICE SAID `DON`T DO 
THAT`, I SPAN AROUND TO SEE THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL STANDING IN THE DOORWAY WITH A LARGE GRIN ON HER FACE, I ASKED 
HER HOW LONG SHE HAD BEEN STANDING THERE, SHE REPLIED THAT IT WAS LONG ENOUGH, SHE CAME OVER TO ME AND STARTED KISSING 
MY NAKED BODY, THEN SHE STARTED TO LICK ALL THE SHIT AND CUM FROM MY VERY NERVIOUS, TREMBLING, NAKED, BODY.  SHE ASKED 
ME HOW LONG I HAD BEEN A PIG FUCKER, I SAID THAT I WAS SORRY AND THAT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN, SHE REPLIED BY 
SAYING THAT SHE WOULD FORGIVE ME AND NOT TELL HER FATHER AS LONG AS I DID EXACTLY AS SHE SAID, SO I AGREED.  SHE ASKED 
ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HER AS IT WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME THAT A HUMAN HAD BEEN INSIDE HER, I ASKED HER WHAT SHE MENT BY 
THIS AND SHE POINTED OVER TO A PEN IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM WHICH CONTAINED A MALE PIG WHO SHE CALLED BUCK.  SO I 
ABLIGED HER AS SOON AS MY PENIS WAS FULL AGAIN .  AS I EJACULATED INTO HER I WAS TOLD TO LICK IT ALL OUT OF HER SO 
THIS I RELUCTANTLY DID, AS MY TOUNGUE PUSHED UP INTO HER CUNT IT MET WITH HER CLIT AND SHE WENT INTO ORGASM VIRTUALY 
IMMIDIATELTLY, WHICH GAVE ME QUITE A PLEASENT FEELING AS HER VAGINA SQUOSE ONTO MY TOUNGUE, AFTER WHICH I WITHDREW 
AND SHE SCREAMED OUT `SHIT ME`, `SHIT ME` I ASKED HER WHAT SHE MENT AND SHE SAID SHIT AND POINTED TO HER VAGINA, SO 
I POSITIONED MYSELF OVER HER PUSS AS SHE HELD IT OPEN AS FAR AS IT WOULD GO AND I PUSHED A LARGE SHIT OUT OF MY ARSE 
AND STRAIGHT INTO HER CUNT, AS IT GENTLY SLIPPED INTO IT`S NEW HOME SHE PUSHED ME OFF AND BEGAN FINGERING HERSELF 
PUSHING THE SHIT UP FURTHUR AND FURTHUR INTO HER VAGINA UNTIL SHE HAD ABOUT FIVE ORGASMS.  I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS 
ABOUT TO PASS OUT WITH SHEER LUST AND SATISFACTION BUT INSTEAD SHE STOOD UP AND SAID IN A RATHER GRUFF AND LOW VOICE 
`B U C K`, SHE WALKED OVER TO ME AND TOOK MY LIMP PENIS IN HER HAND AND HALF DRAGGED ME OVER TO THE PIG-PEN WITH BUCK 
IN IT, SHE STRIDED OVER THE WOODEN PARTITION WHICH REVEILED THE SHIT COLOURED PUBIC HARES AS BOTH HER AND I WERE 
COMPLETELY NAKED, SHE THEN LEAD THE MALE PIG OUT INTO THE REST OF THE BARN AND GOT DOWN ON ALL FOURS.  THE PIG KNEW 
EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND MOUNTED HER AND BEGAN FUCKING HER TO MY AMAZEMENT.  SHE WAS THROWING HER HEAD BACK AND FOURTH 
WITH SHEER DELIGHT UNTIL THE PIG CAME AND WITHDREW, AFTER SHE HAD CALMED DOWN SHE SAID THAT IT WAS MY TURN, SO I 
DUTIFULLY PROCEEDED TO MOUNT HER. SHE STOOD UP AND SAID `NOT ME, GET DOWN AND LET BUCK TAKE HIS PLEASURE`, I INSTANTLY 
OBJECTED AND SHE THREATENED ME WITH HER FATHER, SO I GOT DOWN AND LET BUCK ENTER MY ANAL PASSAGE WHICH MADE IT BLEED 
AS BUCK WAS A BIG BOY! I FELT MY PENIS SLAP AGAINST MY STOMACH TIME AND TIME AGAIN AS THE ANIMAL FORCED ME BACKWARDS 
AND FORWARDS REPEATEDLY.  I SCREAMED AS HE THRUST HIS DICK RIGHT UP ME AND RELEASED HIS SEED, IT WAS THEN AS SOON AS 
HE HAD WITHDRAWN THAT I MADE A RUN FOR IT.  OUT OF THE BARN ALONG THE FARM PATH, ALONG THE ROAD AND BACK TO MY CARAVAN, 
I MANAGED TO CLIMB BACK IN THROUGH MY ROOM WINDOW WHICH I HAD LEFT OPEN WHICH IS NOT EASY IN THE NUDE!   I WENT ACROSS 
TO THE BATHROOM AND HAD A GOOD LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, I WAS SPLATTERED IN SHIT FROM HEAD TO TOE, MY ARSE WAS 
BLEEDING AND ALONG WITH THE BLOOD RUNNING DOWN FROM MY LEG WAS PIG CUM, MY DICK WAS COVERED IN SHIT AND CUM, SO I 
SHOWERED AND GOT INTOBED WHERE I EVENTUALLY DRIFTED OFF INTO A VERY SORE SLEEP..............               HOWZAT 
THEN?.........SYNTAX SIGNING OFF......(WE APOLOGISE FOR SYNTAX'S SICK AND PERVERTED PIG STORY , BUT HE INSISTED ON 
INCLUDING IT . WE ALSO APOLOGISE FOR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY OFFEND ANYONE BUT THIS TEXT WAS WRITTEN OVER 15 CANS OF 
NEWCASTLE BROWN BETWEEN THE GROUP  PLUS VARIOUS UTHER SUBSTANCES . WE BID YOU FAREWELL!!!!!!!!! P.S SEE YOU ALL AT 
THE COPY ON THE 5TH OF OCTOBER , WHERE YOU CAN MEET ALL US WEIREDO'S !!!!!!  WE BID YOU FAREWELL AGAIN!!!!******************