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BLITTER-TORTURE (JACKAL)
ROTATION 1 (BOND)
ROTATION 2 (JACKAL)
SPACE BOZ POWER (BOZ)
CREDITS PART (BOND)
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Hallo das ist Space Bloz redent. Ich hoffe ihr moegt alle das demo das die grenzen des MS-Dos PCs sprengt... Oder ist mir da ein Irrtum unterlaufen ? Wartet mal kurz, ich muss schnell die Anleitung auskramen... raschel.. A ja ! Hier ist sie ! Also:<Wir beglueckwuenschen Sie zum Kauf eines Am..> Huch ! Ich scheine hier einem Irrtum zu unterliegen ! Die Anleitung will mir doch glatt weissmachen ich sitze hier vor einem Amiga.. Dann untersuchen wir das Geraet vor mir mal genauer: Ich sehe eine Tastatur.. (das ist das Teil wo man auf die Frage <Neues Spiel ?> ein "J" oder ein "N" tippen soll) weiterhin sehe ich den Schlitz da.. nunja, eine Frau ist das Ding hier nicht, wozu dann der Schlitz ?? Vielleicht ist das das Interface (Fachjargon) um nicht nur einen, sondern ganz arg viele Computer zu machen (irgendwie muessen die Fabriken sie ja machen).. Aber halt ! Mein Bruder (3 Jahre) hat mir gestern verraten, man koenne da diese kleinen Rechtecke ganz gut ablegen. Nun gut. Ich lass mich doch nicht von so naseweisen kleinen Babys verarschen ! Rechtecke im Schlitz lagern, wenn man sie doch in diese praktischen Boxen legen kann ! So bloed bin ich nicht ! Ich scheine hier vor einem Raetsel zu stehen... Dann nehme ich am besten mal das Brockhaus zur Hand. Da steht:<Schlitz. Der S. findet sich vielerorts, manchmal taucht der S. nachts auf und megnetisiert kleine fiese Viren auf kleine nette Rechtecke.> Was ist denn das schon wieder ? Ein Virus ! Aber klar ! Das muss ein Rechtschreibfehler sein ! In Echt heisst es vermutlich 'Wir Uns'. Das hiesse aber, (Zitat Brockhaus):WIR finden UNS auf Rechtecken wieder ! Aber was sollen wir da ? Rausfinden, was fuer einen Computer wir vor uns haben ! Folglich sollten Viruns schnellsten dorthin begeben... Bis zum Rechteck dann, tschuess ! Signed, Boz the Lamer
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THIS IS THE PART
FOR THE CREDITS
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BLITTER TORTURE
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CODING: JACKAL
SOME DATA: SPACELAME
FONT: VF
SOUND: NINJA MIX
GFX: SATAN
THIS PRODUCTION TOOK
ABOUT 2 WEEKS TO
RUN WITHOUT CRASHING
EVERY 5 MINUTES.
THE SOUND CAME OUT
TO CUT DOWN THE
BLITTER OPERATIONS..
SO I DECIDED TO USE
THE PROCESSOR
INSTEAD. SOON COMING
AN ATARI ST VERSION.
BOND PART
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CODING: BOND
LOGO: SATAN
SOUND: HIPFEL
MOUSETEST:BFE001
GFX: BLOND
FIRST JACKAL WANTED
TO REACH THE PEAK OF
MASTERMINDED EXTREME
HIGH QUALITY CODING.
BUT AS USUAL BOND
WAS FASTER AND HAD
MOST ROUTINE. HELGA
AND RUDI CODING BY
JACKAL...
LAMORISM BY BOZ.
SHIT PART
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CODING: JACKAL
GFX: SATAN
SOUND: PV WEAPON
DATA: TSCHECKL
GIRLS: TOO MANY
JACKAL AND CARMEN
DID IT - THE FUCK
AFTER HE FINALLY
SATISFIED HER CUNT
AFTER 4 HOURS.
THEN JACKAL WANTED
TO SCREW HIS AMIGA
AND HIS LAMORISM
PRODUCED THIS SHIT.
DONT COPY...
CREDIT PART
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CODING: GAMES BOND
MUSIC: STARBUG
GEHFIX: SATAN
LAMER: SPACE BOZ
IT ZUCKELS AND RUCKS
AND WONT STOP. AS I
TRIED AND TRIED AND
WEEKS WENT BY, FLIMR
INCREASED. SO I DE-
CIDED TO BOIL UP
LAMORISM AND HAD BOZ
DO THE CODING. SEE
THE RESULT ON YOUR
SCREEN...
HELP-TEXT
FUCK THE HELPTEXT
BOZERISM STRUCK IT
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HI THERE ,YOU COOL
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GUYS OUT THERE
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THIS IS
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J A C K A L
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THIS DEMO WAS MADE
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BY STORM
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IF YOU WANT TO GET
IN TOUCH WITH US
TO BUY THE LATEST
WARES ON PC + AMIGA
THEN FEEL FREE TO
WRITE TO THE
FOLLOWING ADDRESS
LULLING
PO.BOX.27
L-3801 SCHIFFLANGE
LUXEMBOURG
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ONLY AMIGA MAKES IT
POSSIBLE
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CRAP AND BULLSHIT
FROM THE LAMERS
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TOP FIVE OF LOCAL
LAMERS:
AN UNPRESCEDENTED
DESEASE HAS BEEN
SPREADIN IN THE AREA
THE FIRST TO BE IN-
FECTED WAS WIDELY
KNOWN:JONNIE BYTERLE
HIS VIRUS WENT OVER
TO TWO OTHER LAMERS
TILL THEN CALLED:
JACKAL
AND
GAMES BOND
AFTER OUR BRAINS
WERE STRUK BY
L A M O R I S M,
OUR NAMES CHANGED TO
BIFF BARNES
AND
BRANDLE MC FLY
LEAKING FROM THESE
SHREDDED HOLES OF
STUPIDITY ARE LOCAL
FUCKINGS TO:
JONNIE X.F. BYTERLE
SPACE COWBOY (LUKE)
THE REAL MC FLY
MR.ARKANOID (RIPPER)
BIG BUBBLE SALLY
MY AMIGA 1000 (256K)
MEMORY BELOW &H20000
NOW I (JACKAL) WANNA
TELL YOU SOME FACTS
ABOUT THIS PART
CODING: JACKAL
THIS SHITTY PART
SNAPS ABOUT 400 BOBS
(2 WORDS WIDTH)
(8 PIXELS HIGH)
THANX TO J.HIPFEL
FOR THE GREAT SOUNDS
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INTERESTED CODERS
WRITE TO:
(NO ILLEGAL STUFF)
(KEINE RAUBKOPIEN)
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HANS-JOERG STAHL
PFAELZER-STR. 14
7917 VOEHRINGEN
PRESS F1 TO F5 FOR DIFFERENT TUNES
ALL TUNES ARE FROM THE COOL GAME
NINJA REMIX THANX TO JOCHEN HIPPEL
OF COURSE THE TUNES WERE RIPPED BY
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YOU GAVE THE F1-BUTTON A KICK !!!
SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE TITLE THEME OR THE
TUNE OF THE 6 TH LEVEL ......
GET THE FEELING IN YOUR EARS ......
YOU FUCKED YOUR F2-KEY !!!
THIS IS AGAIN (LIKE EVERY PART)
AN OVERWHELMING GREAT SOUND DEVELOPPED
BY THE MUSIX MASTER -JOCHEN HIPPEL-
THIS TUNE APPEARS IN THE FIRST LEVEL
THIS TIME YOUR MAGIC FINGERS TOUCHED
THE F3-KEY !!! YOUR ARE NOW ABLE TO
RECEIVE THE WONDERFUL WAVES OF THE
SECOND LEVEL IN THE GAME -NINJA REMIX-
TAKE CARE AND ENJOY .........
MY INTERRUPT-REQUESTOR TOLD ME THAT YOU
WISH TO ENJOY THE THIRD LEVEL TUNE.
YOUR WISH IS MY DESIRE ..........
PS: THIS TIME YOU HACKED THE F4-KEY.
THE TIME IS RIGHT TO PRESENT YOU THE
TUNE OF THE FOURTH LEVEL,CAUSE A PART
OF YOUR EXCELLENT BODY SLIMED THE
F5-KEY ...........
PLEASE CLEAR YOUR KEYS NOW ..........
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INTRODUCING:
INCREDIBLE BLITTER TORTURES
YET UNKNOWN TO MORTAL HUMAN
BEINGS. TEARING DOWN WALLS
THOUGHT TO BE TREMENDOUS
BARRIERS, VISIBILISING
LOOMING LAMORISM IN THEIR
CODE.
CODING: GAMES BOND
LOGO: SATAN
GFX: GAMES BOND
MUSIC: JOCHEN HIPFE
NOTHING: BLUKE COWBOZ
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STORM HEADQUARTERS FORCE
JACKAL AND GAMES BOND TO
GREET:
SKYLOCK, ZK8, AG, CENTURIONZ
BUSTER, STEEL, RAT SECTOR,
SENSEI, TARKUS TEAM, TCC D.
(DELTA), COMPANY, BLOODSCRS
LONE WOLF, BUSTMAN, ARMAND,
NEW MASTERS, MAFIA JOE.
SPECIAL GREETINGS FROM
JACKAL AND BOND TO:
FLASH (YOUR COPPER ISNT
TWICE AS FAST, BUT THE IDEA
ISNT BAD.YOU DIDNT FOOL US)
DIABLO AND PSYCHO
(INTERESTING DEMO, SPECIAL
YAHOO FOR THE NEW IDEAS )
SILENTS
(NICE ROBBING YOU DID)
MR.GURK
(MOST INCREDIBLE DATAS)
BLUKE COWBOZ
(OR:SUPERSIPPL, BATMAN,
LUKE SKYLAMER, LAMER, SPACE
COWBOY, SPACE LAMER, KLEMMI
ETERNAL FAILURE. NEVER RE-
LEASES LACKING CONNECTIONS)
IVANHOE
(BEST CODER IN THE AREA)
THE L.A.B LADIES:
CARMEN (SWEET KISSES FROM
JACKAL, TO YOUR CUNT)
KARIN GRUB (BEST BLOODSUCK)
ALEXA GEIST (FROM BOND)
FUCKINGS TO TRAUDL KIRSCH
THE LADIES:
NADINE (THANKS FOR MAKING
ME DRUNK AND THE RAPE)
ELKE (GOOD DICK SUCKING)
STEFFI (LOST)
SALLY (GREATEST LAIMER)
SONJA (TEACHER FUCKING)
ANDREA (I TEACH HER ALGEBRA
SHE PAYS BY FUCKING)
TANJA (NO BOOBS)
THE BITCHES:
STEFFI, EVE MARY, CURT,
HENRIKE, MOI, ANJA, KERSTIN
NATASHA, TOO MANY LEFT...
BLOND SENDS SPECIAL GOODIES
TO:
SECTION 8(PIONEER CRACKING)
GCS (LATEST SOFT)
ECA (MARTIN GALWAY RIP)
ROB HUBBARD (MY FIRST RIP)
ZX-81 USER (EXTINCTING)
ZX-81 CODER (NEVER EXISTED)
ATARI ST (ALMOST EXTINCT)
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THIS TIME IT%S NOT BLOND BUT ........
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AS USUAL THE CONTACT ADDRESS OF STORM
LULLING
P.O.BOX 27
L-3801 SCHIFFLANGE
LUXEMBOURG
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NOW I [JACKAL] WILL SPELL OUT MY
FLUMSY CLUMSY FROLIC GREETINGS
IVANHOE,BLAMES BLOND,BLUKE COWBOZ
MORDILLO,MING,EGO,GADLER,DAN,OUTBOUND
AND ALL COOL CODERS IN KEFRENS
SILENTS,FLASH,RSI,SCOOPEX,BUDBRAIN
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SOME HINTS ABOUT THIS DEMO
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THE LOGO ROTATION IS CALCULATED
IN REALTIME.BUT THE DIFFERENT
SIZES OF THE LOGO ARE PRECREATDED
MY SHRINK-ROUTINE IS AS FAST THAT
IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO ALTER THE
LOGO-SIZE IN REALTIME,BUT THEN MY
OTHER ROUTINES WOULD USE MORE
THAN ONLY 1 FRAME
THE GREAT MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM THE
GAME -PV WEAPON-
THE LOGO AND THE FONT WERE PIXELD
BY SATAN
THE CODING WAS DONE BY JACKAL
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