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                                       QUACKBUSTER BRINGS YOU -ALL TIME GREATEST HITS- VOL. 10, PACKED BY ME!! SPREAD IT!      THE REASON WHY I AM HERE IS THAT I HAVE SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THE SUMMIT 92 PARTY! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HELD BY US, REDNEX AND KEFRENS, BUT SINCE THE MAIN ORGANIZER, SLAMMER OF EX-REDNEX, JOINED UP WITH ANARCHY, THERE WONT BE SUCH A THING! SORRY!    NOW THAT THIS IS DEALT WITH, I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR TO WARN YA... I AM IN A  P S Y C H O T I C  MOOD!     THIS TIME MY HEADBANGER SCROLL IS CAUSED BY THE LIKES OF GUNS N ROSES AND NIRVANA! FURTHERMORE: MY MIND IS MENTALLY DISTURBED (NOTHING NEW?) DUE TO THE FACT THAT ME AND SLAMMER OF ANARCHY WAS OUT PARTYING YESTERDAY!  ...AND I HAVE ONLY JUST GOT UP!!!!      SO THINGS JUST CANT GET BETTER...    IN THIS SCROLLER WE HAVE SOME PROMINENT GUEST WRITERS! FIRST OF ALL, I AM GONNA WRITE SOME IDIOTIC, SENSELESS NONSENCE! (...OG SAA ER DET SLEMT! -ED)      AFTERWARDS SLAMMER OF ANARCHY WILL BE ENTERTAINING YOU (? -ED) AND FINALLY WE WILL LET MARVEL OF STATIC BYTES WRITE SOME WISE WORDS (IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE IS SITTING IN NORWAY, MANY MILES AWAY!)  LAST AND LEAST MY GREETINGS TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT (AND THOSE WHO DONT) WILL FOLLOW...     OK....    VIDSTE I AT -RETALIATOR- PAA PC ER F...... HURTIGT!?! GLLP, SIGER JEG BARE!    LETS HAVE BREAKFAST!!!       TAKE IT AWAY, SLAM.....  JA, TAK FOR AEREN RASMUS! HMMM, ESTRUPS KODE ER HMMMM INTERESSANT. JA MAN MAA JO SIGE AT DET ER MEGET INSPIRERENDE FOR EN KODER (SOM MIG) AT SE EN ANDEN KODERS SOVS. I LOVE YOUR SELF-ACTIVATING MOUSE, QUACK! IT IS NICE THAT YOU DECIDED TO USE THE REQ.LIB, EGGSTRUP (IT IS EASTER SOON! -ED). NOW I DONT HAVE TO RESOURCE YOUR CODE AGAIN (HEHE)! RASMUS TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE GOING TO NORWAY IN THE EASTER HOLIDAY. DUMDEDUM... I VIDSTE NOK IKKE LIGE AT JEG ER OPPE OG RINGE, SAA MAN SKAL ALDRIG SKRYGE FORDI FJUNKEREN FLISKLER NAAR GRUGLERET DRYKKER FRA ILDERYFSKREREN. FODSELSDAG BAGLAENS ER GADSLESDOF! (EH? -ED) GREETZ TO XIENCE. DU ER JO NOK ER SJOV FYR, HVA? ALSO GREETZ TO JONAS. SEND SAA DEN SATANS SJOVE SOVS! PIPSVANSEN/CRYSTAL: HVORFOR? HVEM? HVAD? GET OUTTA MY FACE, JERK? NIGGER-JUST: DU KORER BARE FOR SJOVT! AIRWALK: LAVER DU NOGET GFX TIL LE JOUX DE CHOUGE FRAICHE L.E.M? NU GIDER A IKK MER! HIT IT MARVEL!          HELLO EVERYBODY! WELL, TO MAKE THIS SHORT, I WILL ONLY GIVE SOME WET KISSES TO MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE SCENE!! OK, HERE WE GO:     -TMB DESIGNS OF SILENTS-:   HEI PAA DEG, KAMERAT! VEL, KUUUL GFX DU HAR (JEG LIKER STILEN DIN!), OG JEG ER ABSOLUTT ENIG MED DEG AT VI SOM SPISER CORN FLAKES MAA HOLDE SAMMEN OG UTRYDDE FLATLUS...     -ELMER OF SYMBIOSIS-:   HELLO BUDDY! I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT YOUR LETTERS ARE REALLY COOL AND LONG, AND I AM ALWAYS LOOKING FORWARD TO GET A NEW LETTER FROM YOU. BY THE WAY, YOUR GFX AND RAYTRACING ARE ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.....     -PROGEN OF ?SILENTS?-:   SKAL JEG ORKE AT SKRIVE TIL DEG NAA DA?? NEI, DET GIDDER JEG IKKE. JEG KAN LIKE GJERNE RINGE DEG.....     -ZOOMAN-:   NAA SITTER JEG HER OG HAR DET GOEY, HADDE DU VAERT HER HADDE JEG HATT DET ENDA GOEYERE, FOR DA KUNNE VI PRATE MED EN TOM POTETGULLPOSE (HEHE).     -COKE-:   HEI PAA DEG! KUUUL GRAFIKK JEG HAR SETT FRA DEG OG -DFF180-. JEG SER FRAM TIL AA MOETE DEG OG TOMMY!      -CYPHER OF EOC 1999-:   HELLO FRIEND! I HAVE A SUGGESTION!! WHY CANT WE TRY TO SEND TO EACH OTHER EVERY MONTH INSTEAD OF EVERY YEAR!!      -ESTRUP OF STATIC BYTES-:   HELLO MATE!! I JUST HAVE TO SAY IT!!! YOU ARE THE COOLEST CODER!! (...MEN MEST OM SOMMEREN! -ED) SEE YA!     -QUACKBUSTER OF STATIC BYTES-:   AAAAAH! HELLO FRIEND! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO MEET BOTH YOU AND ESTRUP! YOU ARE BOTH COOL GUYS! (SO TRUE! -ED)     -ACE-:   WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN A GROUP??? EN TING DU MAA HUSKE: LABAN (OR ZABAN? -ED) SEIGMENN STREKKER SEG LITT LENGER!!     -GONZA OF LSD-:   YOU ARE A COOL SWAPPING PAL. WELL, I HAVE NOTHING MORE ON MY MIND TO SAY TO YOU!      -MORTY OF EUROSWAP-:   HEI PAA DEG MORTEN. JEG FAAR VIRKELIG UNNSKYLDE ALLE MINE DELAYER. JEG KAN IKKE LOVE AT JEG ALDRI KOMMER TIL AA VAERE TREG MERE, FOR DET LOEFTET VILLE JEG ANTAGELIG BRUTT. MEN JEG HAAPER IKKE DET GJOER DEG ALTFOR SINT AT JEG ER LITT TREG IBLANDT....      -ELWOOD-:   HEI PAA DEG MIN GODE VEN!! JEG GLEDER MEG TIL AA SE HVILKEN GRUPPE DU JOINER, HILSEN JOACHIM....      -HELGE W. J.-:   NAA... VEL... HVA SKAL JEG SKRIVE? JO!! NAAR SKAL DU JOINE EN GRUPPE???     -RAFIQ-:   JEG SKJOENNER DEG MEGET GODT NAAR DU KJOEPTE EN C-64 FOR AA SPILLE -BOULDERDASH- (HAHA). SEE YA!      -RAM-:   MUSIKKEN DIN ER VIRKELIG BRA!! JEG KAN IKKE SI AT DU HAR FORBEDRET DEG, FORDI DU HAR IKKE LAGET NOE I DET SIDSTE!! HAAPER DU FORTSETTER MED AA LAGE MUSIK!     -JACK-:   WHAT THE FUCK SKAL JEG SKRIVE TIL DIG??? JEG KAN LIKE GJERNE PRATE MED DEG!      -PLAYBOY OF STATIC BYTES-:   HI! IT IS NICE TO HAVE EVEN ONE MORE COOL GUY IN STB AS MY FRIEND! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO MEET YOU!           WELL, THATS IT! CONTACT ME FOR SWAPPING GFX (LOOK ABOVE! -ED). BYE FROM MARVEL....             LETS HEAR IT FOR THE GREETINGS.......        ADDONIC (AQUA, MAC), AGILE (FRED), ALCATRAZ (MICROPAL, CONTROL), AMAZE (THE HUSTLER), ANARCHY (SLAMMER, CONQUEST, PINNY), AWESOME (WONDERBOY), BRAINSTORM, BYTEBUSTERS (PROSECUTOR), CAPITAL (CHEAD), CRIONICS, CULT (CYBERSONIK, EASLEY, MR. MOUNT), CURACY (X-TRA), DELIGHT (DRAKE), DUAL CREW (VULCAN), EXOTIC MEN (ED-209), FRANTIC (TECHNOID), FUSION (OPTIMA), JOKER (PETERS), JUST, KEFRENS (HAWKEYE), MAJIC 12 (VECTOR), MELON DEZIGN OF CRYSTAL (HITHANSEN), MIDNIGHTSUN (SWANTTI), NOXIOUS (WINGER), PALACE (CASANOVA), PARADISE (BRUTUS), PIRATES (MANCHILD), PURE METAL CODERS (LONERIDER), RAM JAM (ACBS), REBELS (OMEGA, JANITOR), REDNEX (AIRWALK, JONES), REFLECT (DEVIL), SANITY, SCOOPEX, SERIOUS (TUBORG, LUNATIC, TOWIE), SILENTS (DARYL, RAVE), SUPPLEX (FRAP), S!P OF TRSI (WARHEAD), TEK (MAC), TEF (MR. BITE), TRSI (MICRONIX), VANISH (MASSIVE), VECTRA (MORRISON), VEGA (STYLE), VOICE (DEXTER), ZAPOTEK               WRAP!             



              STATIC BYTES
                PRESENTS

        ALL TIME GREATEST HITS 10


    RELEASED THE 8TH OF APRIL 1992!

    SPREAD AT THE CRS AND DLN PARTY
          IN LILLESTROM NORWAY

     DA DE HVIDE KOM TIL DET VILDE
   VILLE DE VILDE VIDE HVAD DE HVIDE
   VILLE DE VILDE MEN DE HVIDE VILLE
 VIDE HVAD DE VILDE VIDSTE OM DE HVIDE

         ( READ IT AND WEEP! )


           JEG PLUKKER FRUGT
       MED EN BRUGT FRUGTPLUKKER

             SAY THIS FAST
     HVIS DU ER EN DANNET DANSKER!




                HE HE HE?!


          SLIMEDE SLIMSLUMSLAM
       ER EN (S)LAM SLUMSTORMER!!

       SYSTEM-OPERATOREN STREJKER!

                        SAY WHAT! (-SLM)

             INTRO CREDITS:
   CODING......................ESTRUP
   LOGO...................QUACKBUSTER
   MUSIC........DJENGIS KHAN / TALENT
   SCROLLFONT.............QUACKBUSTER
   THIS FONT....TMB DESIGNS / SILENTS
   DESIGN.................QUACKBUSTER




         ADDRESSES COMING UP...

              WRITE TO US!!

         QUACKBUSTER  (MAIL HQ):

             RASMUS HOUGAARD
             GULDBERGSGADE 6
             8600 SILKEBORG
                DENMARK!

                    OR

                 PLAYBOY:

              MADS PEDERSEN
               SKOLEGADE 3
             8850 BJERRINGBRO
                 DENMARK!




                  CODERS!

                  ESTRUP:

             CHRISTIAN ESTRUP
             TORNEVANGSVEJ 5B    
              3460 BIRKEROED
                 DENMARK!


             MUSIC-SWAPPING!

               CUTCREATOR:

              ALLAN KIRKEBY
            FROEKAERPARKEN 37
              8320 MAARSLET
                 DENMARK!


              GFX-SWAPPING!

                 MARVEL:

             JOACHIM BARRUM
               SOERLIV. 20
              1473 SKAARER
                 NORWAY