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    STATIC BYTES     PRESENTS TO THE WORLD...        ALL TIME FIVE@    AS ALWAYS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...    QUACKBUSTER@               HOWDY...   THIS IS, AS YOU MIGHT NOTICED, THE FIFTH EDITION OF MY MUSICPACKS... IF EVERYTHING GOES WELL, THE SIXTH WILL BE RELEASED IN A WEEK OR SO. BORING, BORING, BORING....   BUCK PLUKKER TOMATER....     NEXT TO ME, IS A BOTTLE OF BALLANTINES FINEST WHISKY... OH YEAH... AND A MEMBER OF LIGHT, TOO. I THINK HE CALLS HIMSELF  T U B O R G  OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...     LATER ON HE WILL PROBABLY WRITE SOMETHING TOO...     AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH     INSPIRATION IS NONE...      MESSAGE TO REDNEX... YOU SHOULD READ THIS SCROLLY TO THE VERY END, HEHE...       HERE COMES  T U B O R G ... COR BLIMEY......              YEAH. LIFE IS COOL. I KNOW YOU KNOW. THAT WAS A TRICKY ONE,EH. ANYWAY, TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS BULL OG TAMPAX. YO CHECK THIS OUT. LYSET ER TILBAGE I BYEN. DETTE ER SEJT. NEEEEEEJ. WELL, SORRY FOR THE DANISH BUT I LIKE IT. YEAH. BALLANTINES IS JUST SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD. DONT YOU THINK SO. OH YES, I DRINK MOSTLY BEER, SO I AM NO TRAITOR OG TAMPAX.        DANISH MILK RULES          BTW, OUR NEW DEMO COMES TOMORROW. TARZAN SAYS IT IS VERY GOOD. THE BEST SOFAR FROM LIGHT, HE SAYS. I HOPE SO.         I AFTEN SKAL VI SE BRIANS LIV           BUM BA BUM BIM BUM BIM     DO YOU LIKE MY MELODY.       FTI ER EN GOD KNAP OG TAMPAX         KUNSTEN AF LYD          YES ANOTHER CRAZY SCROLL FROM .... DANSK MAELK LTD. APS IPS AS ETC. ETC.         YEAH. HIS BACK. AFTER WATCHING LIFE OF BRIAN. NICE PICTURE. HEAVEN, IT IS A SIGN, HIS SHOE FELL OFF.....     THAT MOVIE WAS REALLY CRAZY. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET, THEN GO AND RENT IT OG TAMPAX. LISTENING TO AXEL F RIGHT NOW. YEAH, LET US PARTY. LAD OS FESTE.      THE FORBIDDEN DANCE.....         DEN FORBIDENDE DANS.....         ANOTHER GLASS OF BALLANTINES FINEST WHISKY. KOEBT I KVICKLY OG TAMPAX. RIGHT NOW QUACKIE IS DOWN TAKING A BATH, SO THIS SCROLL IS MINE ALL ALONE, HEHE.    LANDSKAMPE LAAS ER TRYKKET NED OG TAMPAX.....       YEAH. AINT WE HAVING FUN. SORRY NO MARKS EXEPT , AND .. MESSAGE TO PLAYBOY OF STB... HOPE I AM HOME ON SATURDAY SO WE CAN DRINK SOME BEERS TOGETHER OG SIGE BITCH OG TAMPAX SAMMEN. HAHA.     LISTENING TO SOME RATHER BAD COMPUTER MUSIC MIX RIGHT NOW. YEAH. JUST FOUND A TAPE CONTAINING SOME DIRE STRAITS. THANK YOU PHOBOS.       DS IS JUST GREAT. HOPE TO HEAR THEM NEXT YEAR IN KBH. NEXT YEAR ME AND QUACKIE BOY PROBALY WILL BUY AN INTERRAIL CARD, SO IF YOU WANT US TO LOOK BY THEN MAIL US A CARD OR TWO.    PETER GAAR I KORTE BUKSER....       ERIC NO FORGET       LORT ER GODT AT SPISE        ORANGE LYSER RASMUS LAMPE.....          NU KOMMER RASMUS PAA...............       YEP... THIS IS QUACKIE BACK ON MY OWN KEYS...         VI  E R  GODE...      NOW FOLLOWS SOME MESSAGES TO MY  C O O L  FRIENDS....     ZAPOTEK OF CRUSADERS ... YEAH, NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY COOLEST FRIENDS....     TUBORG OF LIGHT ... HI, YOU ARE SITTING NEXT TO ME...     JANITOR OF REBELS ... JEG KAN ALTSAA GODT DUNKE PAA DIN BASKETBALL KURV....     OCTOPLEX OF PALACE ... HOPE TO MEET YOU AT A PARTY SOMEWHERE... OR PERHAPS NEXT SUMMER...     STRANGER OF AGILE ... ALWAYS  C O O L  CRACKS FROM YOU... KEEP UP THE GREAT FRIENDSHIP TOO...     OPTIMA OF AGILE ... HMMM, JUST ANOTHER GROUP CHANGE, EH... WONDER WHATS NEXT...     OMEGA OF REBELS ... HEY, YOU... U GOT THE BEST STICKERS... FEDEST     KOLLAPS OF LIGHT ... NICE DEMO... WELL, ACTUALLY I HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET... HEHE... HERE IT COMES... WHATTAYAWANTMETOWRITE...  F E D E S T      PHOBOS OF MIDNIGHTSUN ... WILL WE EVER MEET... I HOPE SO...     DEZZ OF LIGHT ... LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOUR SPLAT. YOU STILL OWE ME SOME BISQUITS...            AND NOW, HEHE, FOLLOWS THE MESSAGES TO THE SILLY MEMBERS OF REDNEX...     MM ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... NEXT TIME I WONT COME ALONE, YOU CAN BET ON THAT... FORRESTEN, SLAA LIGE JESPER...     WSA ... HAR DU OVERVEJET AT VOKSE BARE EN LILLE SMULE... SLAA LIGE JESPER...     SLAMMERMAND ... OH, NEJ... HVORNAAR SIGER DU, AT DU KOMMER PAA EUROCHARTEN... NAAH, JA... SLAA LIGE JESPER...     RONNY ... JEG HAR PAA FORNEMMELSEN, AT DU ER ET FRAGMENT AF MEGAS IMAGINAERE HUKOMMELSE... MEN SLAA JESPER ALLIGEVEL...     ORC ... TIENDE LEVEL... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA   PITIFUL LOSERS... GIV LIGE JESPER NOGET EKSTRA DAMAGE NAESTE GANG I SPILLER...     BABY ALF ... SYND MED DIT MODEM... HEHE... JEG SKAL NOK LADE VAERE MED AT MOBBE DIG, FORUDSAT DU SPARKER JESPER OVER SKINNEBENET...     JONES ... JEG VIL HAVE MINE PENGE... OG HVIS DU SER JESPER, SAA  S P A R K  HAM...         ONE GENERAL MESSAGE ... E T  KLAP, OG...    ALWAYS REMEMBER...    MESS WITH THE BEST         DIE LIKE THE REST@        NO MORE MESSAGES FOR REDNEX... PHEW...   IN FACT, NO MORE SCROLL AT ALL... SO SEE YA...   KICK JESPER, IF YOU SEE HIM...                  WRAP...RAP                  



                                                                                 CREDITS FOR THIS LITTLE INTRO:          CODING - BUCK!          MUSIC - CUTCREATOR!          LOGO - QUACKBUSTER!          LARGE FONT - STRANGER!          SMALL FONT - DEFEAT/DIRECT          CALL THE STATIC BYTES WHQ --* SUPER TROUPER *-- FOR THE LATEST WARES... THE NUMBER IS: +45 42 40 47 45      AND IT IS OF COURSE RUNNING ON A 14400 HST MODEM! SYSOP IS HOWARD...              IF YOU WANT TO CALL THE MUSICIAN OF THIS INTRO, THEN TRY THIS NUMBER...   +45 86 29 24 39 (ASK FOR ALLAN!)                                        THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THIS SCROLL IS GREETINGS, SO HERE GOES...     (ONLY QUACKBUSTERS INCLUDED!)           MY VERY BEST REGARDS TO:     AGILE (STRANGER, OPTIMA)     AMAZE DK (KVSK)     ARCANE (GHOUL)     BRAINSTORM (ODIE)     BRONX (TURBO)     CRUSADERS (ZAPOTEK)     CRYPTOBURNERS (AGGRESSOR)     D-MOB (CREEP, FAX)     DUAL CREW (VULCAN)     DR. LEGAL     DYNAX (IRON BABY)     ENERGY (SLIDER)     EQUINOX (FATE)     EUPHORIA DK (THE ONE)     EXOTIC MEN (ED-209)     FRANTIC D (TECHNOID)     GENOCIDE (ZEKE)     LIGHT (TUBORG, KOLLAPS, LUNATIC, DEZZ AND TARZAN)     MAGNETIC FIELDS (FRAP)     MAJIC 12 (VECTOR)     MIDNIGHTSUN (SWANTTI, PHOBOS)     NEXT (CONQUEST)     NOXIOUS (WINGER)     PALACE (CHRISTER)     PANIC (WARHEAD)     QUARTEX (ZEDY)     RAM JAM (ACBS)     REBELS (OMEGA, JANITOR)     REDNEX (AGEM SSENDAM, USA, JONAS, BABY LALF, SLAM, OGRE, RONNY!)     ROYAL AMIGA FORCE (ICE)     SCOOPEX (ZEBRA)     SERIOUS SOFT (TOXIC)     SHADOWS (CHEAD)     SILENTS (BLACK EYE)     SUCCESS (DRAX)     SYMBIOSIS (SQUIRIE)     THE SPECIAL BROTHERS (JOE)     THE ELECTRIC KNIGHTS (MAC)     THE EVIL FORCES (MR. BITE)     UNDERTAKER     UTOPIA (GRIM JACK)     WIZZCAT (HAZY MIND)                         HMMMM... I GUESS THATS ALL, GUYS!         IF YOU WANNA BE INCLUDED IN THIS LIST, THEN WRITE TO ME(QUACKBUSTER):                                          RASMUS HOUGAARD               GULDBERGSGADE 6               8600 SILKEBORG               DENMARK               THIS ADDRESS APPLIES ONLY TO -ABSOLUTE- ELITE GUYS... AND NO FUCKING GAMES, PLEEEEAASSSE!