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    STATIC BYTES    STRIKES THE AWESTRUCK SCENE WITH JUST ANOTHER BORING COMPILATION... THIS TIME IT IS    ALL TIME FOUR@    AS ALWAYS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...    QUACKBUSTER@                I AM SITTING AT OUR INTERN MEETING AT HAWKEYES PLACE... LOTSA WEIRD GUYS ARE PRESENT HERE. AMONG THEM ARE....    HAWKEYE, PLAYBOY, CUTCREATOR AND OF COURSE QUACKBUSTER OF STATIC BYTES. FURTHERMORE TUBORG OF BASTARDS AND Z.A.P. OF BYTEBUSTERS ARE HERE....       DET VAR DA LIGEGODT SATANS....        ANYWAY, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BOYS ROOM, SO TUBORG OF BASTARDS WILL WRITE FOR A WHILE OR TWO.... SO CHILL OUT, DUDES....          YEAH.   PARTY TIME ... I THINK. WELL, THERE IS A COUPLE OF DRUNK GUYS HERE. E.G. Z.A.P.   HE SPITS HIS BEER OUT...     ANYWAY, I HAVE NO IDEAS. HERE COMES CUTCREATOR ....     YAAA RIGHT.....  THIS IS A DAMN BAD SCROLL.... NO OTHER SIGNS THAN . AND ,        WELL IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE I AM DRUNK ANYWAY. THIS IS MY FIRST SCROLL FOR STB AND I THINK ITS GOING TO BE A BAD ONE BECAUSE I CANT READ WHAT I AM WRITING. ALL THE CAPITALS ARE DANCING POLKA..... OHH BY THE WAY,  IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME FOR ANY REASON , SAMPLES, MODULES, FUNNY  CHATS OR OTHER CRAP THEN LOOK AT THE SCROLL ABOVE.......  OH SHIT WHO IS  THAT WITH A KNIFE...  AAAAAARRGH......        HERE COMES HAWKEYE....   HAWKEYE IS ON....THIS IS ME....THE MAINSWAPPER IN STB.....HAWKEYE IS MY NAME.....TJA WHAT TO WRITE....I AM SITTING HERE IN MY VERY OWN ROOM..WITH A COUPLE OF FUCKING DRUNK PEOPLE.... CUTCREATOR IS  V E R Y  DRUNK, I JUST BEAT HIM IN COIN... LATER ON WE WILL GO TO MY FAVOURITE DISCO... LA CABANA... HAWKEYE IS OUT...            HERE IS QUACKBUSTER ON TOP OF THE MOB...     HEJ TO MR. MOUNT OF CULT DK...    FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO POINT OUT THAT HAWKEYE SURDENLY ISNT THE MAINSWAPPER IN STB... NOBODY IS...         ... AND I AM NOBODY... HEHE...  WELL, LETS GET ON WITH THIS SCROLLY... WE ARE HAVING A QUITE NICE TIME HERE AT HAWKEYES PLACE... SO THANX TO HIM FOR ARRANGING THIS COOL MEETING... BOOZE, BOOZE, BOOZE.... YEAH      APOLOGIES FOR STILL USING THIS OLD INTRO, BUT WE HAD NOTHING NEWER.... WELL, IT IS COOL ENOUGH ANYWAY...        IN THE BACKGROUND, THE STEREO IS PLAYING KLF VERY LOUD... SHIT... INTERRUPTION, INTERRUPTION, HERE IS PLAYBOY OF STATIC BYTES. I AM VERRRY DRUNK AT THE MOMENT SO I GUESS I WILL BE OFF NOW SEE YOU ALL LATER IN ANOTHER PRODUCTION FROM THE INCREDIBLE STATIC BYTES......................     YEAH, THIS IS TUBORG AGAIN. NOW SOME DUDES ARE MAKING SOME PARTY SAMPLES. ANYWAY, THIS IS REALLY A NICE PARTY. Z.A.P IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DRUNK. TIME IS READY FOR SUM CRAP...   UUPS, GOTTA GO TO THE DISCO. SEE YOU LATER.....              SYLTETOEJ FOREVER...      HERE WE ARE, BACK FROM THE THE DISCO, WHICH WAS PRETTY BORING...    RIGHT NOW HAWKEYE AND PLAYBOY ARE COPYING SOME NEW GAMES, WHICH I HAVE BROUGHT TO THE MEETING.      KLF SUCKS....      HERE COMES CUTCREATOR AGAIN, AGAIN.....   IT IS NOW NOON AND I HAVE JUST CONQUERED THE PUTER TO WRITE A LITTLE BIT OF SCROLL. HERE AT HAWKEYES PLACE I AM TRYING TO OVERCOME THE PAIN IN MY BACK CAUSED BY THE FLOOR IN HAWKEYES ROOM ON WHICH I HAVE SLEPT. THE AIR IS FILLED WITH THE SOUND OF KLF AND THE SMELL OF ARMSVED. A LOVELY MIX, DONT YOU THINK. IT REMINDS ME OF THE DISCO YESTERDAY....   OH BY THE WAY I HATE THOSE DISCOGODS... UPS.  DISCOGUARDS. WHY DONT THEY TRUST ANYONE NOWADAYS.... WELL GOTTA GO, WE HAVE TO END THIS TEXT SOON. WHO IS NEXT....... WE HAVE ALLOWED PLAYBOY TO WRITE FOUR LINES OF SCROLLY, SO HERE HE IS.....       HEY HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM OR TEQUILA ... EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE ... BUT THEN AGAIN EVERYTHING WAS..  BIG DADDY KANE IS WATCHING YOU SO BE VERY CAREFUL OUT THERE AND MEGA FUCKINGS TO VANILLA ICE ... POP GOES THE WEASEL HE, HE      WELL... QUACKBUSTER IS BACK TO WRAP THIS SCROLLY.... HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS DISK....  QUACKBUSTER IS OFF... AND SO IS THE SCROLL....                  WRAP...RAP                  



                                                                                 CREDITS FOR THIS LITTLE INTRO:          CODING - BUCK!          MUSIC - CUTCREATOR!          LOGO - QUACKBUSTER!          LARGE FONT - STRANGER!          SMALL FONT - DEFEAT/DIRECT          CALL THE STATIC BYTES WHQ --* SUPER TROUPER *-- FOR THE LATEST WARES... THE NUMBER IS: +45 42 40 47 45      AND IT IS OF COURSE RUNNING ON A 14400 HST MODEM! SYSOP IS HOWARD...              IF YOU WANT TO CALL THE MUSICIAN OF THIS INTRO, THEN TRY THIS NUMBER...   +45 86 29 24 39 (ASK FOR ALLAN!)                                        THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THIS SCROLL IS GREETINGS, SO HERE GOES...     (ONLY QUACKBUSTERS INCLUDED!)           MY VERY BEST REGARDS TO:     AGILE (STRANGER)     AMAZE DK (KVSK)     ARCANE (GHOUL)     BASTARDS (TUBORG)     BRAINSTORM (ODIE)     BRONX (TURBO)     CRYPTOBURNERS (AGGRESSOR)     D-MOB (CREEP, FAX)     DUAL CREW (VULCAN)     DR. LEGAL     DYNAX (IRON BABY)     ENERGY (SLIDER)     EQUINOX (FATE)     EUPHORIA DK (THE ONE)     EXOTIC MEN (ED-209)     FRANTIC D (TECHNOID)     GENOCIDE (ZEKE)     LIGHT (KOLLAPS, LUNATIC, DEZZ AND TARZAN)     MAGNETIC FIELDS (FRAP)     MAJIC 12 (VECTOR)     MIDNIGHTSUN (SWANTTI, PHOBOS)     NEXT (CONQUEST)     NOXIOUS (WINGER)     PALACE (CHRISTER)     PANIC (WARHEAD)     QUARTEX (ZEDY)     RAM JAM (ACBS)     REBELS (OMEGA, JANITOR)     REDNEX (MM, WSA, JONES, BABY ALF, SLAMMER)     ROYAL AMIGA FORCE (ICE)     SCOOPEX (ZEBRA)     SERIOUS SOFT (TOXIC)     SHADOWS (CHEAD)     SILENTS (BLACK EYE)     SPREADPOINT (OPTIMA)     SUCCESS (DRAX)     SYMBIOSIS (SQUIRIE)     THE SPECIAL BROTHERS (JOE)     THE EVIL FORCES (MR. BITE)     UNDERTAKER     UTOPIA (GRIM JACK)     WIZZCAT (HAZY MIND)                         HMMMM... I GUESS THATS ALL, GUYS!         IF YOU WANNA BE INCLUDED IN THIS LIST, THEN WRITE TO ME(QUACKBUSTER):                                          RASMUS HOUGAARD               GULDBERGSGADE 6               8600 SILKEBORG               DENMARK               THIS ADDRESS APPLIES ONLY TO -ABSOLUTE- ELITE GUYS... AND NO FUCKING GAMES, PLEEEEAASSSE!