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                             AAARRGH!                SQUADRON    ALMOST PRESENTS THEIR NEW INTRO...  RELEASED IN OCTOBER 1989.     YOU CAN PRESS THE RIGHT GNAGERBUTTON TO PAUSE THE INTRO.           FUNNY, ISNT IT?     ANYWAY, WE ARE LOOKING FOR MORE MEMBERS, IF YA THINK YA ARE FUCKING GOOD, CONTACT US ON THE LEADER ADRESS APPEARING LATER ON...    IIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!!!       I WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO TRY BOY OF THE LAME DRUMMERS, I PROMISED TO MENTION YOU, AND I SURELY WILL...   TRY BOY!   TRY BOY!   TRY BOY!.      WE ALSO WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO ABNORMAL, THANKS FOR THE OFFER, BUT WE REALLY DONT WANT TO JOIN YOU....     THIS IS JUST A SMALL INTRO FROM US... LOOK FORVARD TO SEE OUR NEXT PRODUCTS RELEASED SOON (WE HOPE!)  CREDITS FOR THIS LITTLE SCREEN... EVERYTHING IS KIND OF MADE BY THE IMMORTAL MEMBERS OF SQUADRON WORLDWIDE.     ANOTHER THING THAT HAS TO BE MENTIONED IS THAT THERE WILL BE NO GREETINGS IN THIS SCROLLER. THE REASON FOR THAT IS THAT WE HAVE NO COMPLETE LIST, AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS CHMARTER TO WAIT WITH IT THAN TO ONLY GREET SOME OF OUR CONTACTS.     RAP!            NO, WHEN ALL THE GREETSFREAKS HAS TURNED OFF THIS INTRO WE CAN JUMP OVER TO SOMETHING LESSER SERIOUS.    TAKE WHAT TIME IS IT? FOR INSTANCE. DID YA KNOW THAT THAT IS A KVASISEXUAL EXPRESSION OF YOUR OVERDIMENTIONED, POSTMODERNINSTIC DEPRESSION SYNDROME?    NOT ME EITHER. BUT ANYWAY, BE CAREFUL THE NEXT TIME YA ASK SOMEONE WHAT TIME IT IS. REMEMBER THAT IT MAY AS WELL CAN BE A KVASISEXUAL EXPRESSION OF YOUR OVERDIMENTIONED, POSTMODERNISTIC DEPRESSION SYNDROME THAN A NEED FOR KNOWING THE TIME.            GOBGA GOBGA MASSA MA HO!!!           I WONT WRITE ANY MORE SHIT IN THIS INTRO (I WILL SAVE IT FOR OUR NEXT DEMOS).   NOW THERE WILL APPEAR SOME CONTACT ADRESSES, AND AFTER THAT, THE SCROLLER IS RESTARTING.............TO CONTACT US FOR LEADERSHIP MATTERS, WRITE TO  JON OF SQUADRON, M. SORDALS V. 22B, 7036 TRONDHEIM, NORWAY        IF YA JUST WANT TO SWAP, WRITE TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING ADRESSES...   DAG HAUALAND, MSSD DORM A, GALAUNDET UNIVERSITY, 800 FLORIDA AVE. N.E, WASHINGTON D.C. 20002, U.S.A. OR THIENCY OF SQUADRON, THIENCY HANCE, 1 RUE ABBE FRIDOT, 54400 LONGWY, FRANCE OR EXORCIST OF SQUADRON, FINN EILERTSEN OMAGATEN 40, 6500 KRISTIANSUND, NORWAY          HAVE A NICE DAY!                                 WHY ARE YA STILL LOOKING?        TURN OFF!!