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||                                                     HI, PROLLS ... IN THE YEAR 1990 THERE 
WERE A LOT OF FREAKS SITTING IN FRONT OF THEIR AMIGAS... A FEW OF THEM WERE VERY LAMY AND A 
LITTLE GROUP OF FREAKS WITH MANY ABILITIES... ONE DAY THEY FOUND ONE ANOTHER  ( HE }MEANS OF
 COURSE  TBS  AND  OLMECS  !!! ) | AND STARTED TO DO SOME INTELLIGENT STUFF... AND NOW YOU 
ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF ONE OF THOSE PRODUCTIONS... YOU THINK THE GROUP IS GOOD, BUT YOU ARE 
WRONG... WE ARE BETTER!!!       SIDON!  ~ SO YA! NOW BENNI B. IS WRITING SHIT !!! BUT BEFORE 
THE SHIT !!! I`M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO CONTACT US !! ---- FOR SWAPING : P}L}K 033485 C  
2104 HAMBURG 92 --|-- FOR (Q)TIPS OR JUST FOR FUM AHA FUN : P}LK 029789 C  2000 HAMBURG 74   
S|O!!!|  NOW IT`S TIME FOR A GERMAN RHYME :OMA MACHT DIE LAMPEN AUS, OPA HOLT DEN DICKEN RAUS!
  OR  OMA MUSS SICH BEUGEN, OPA MUSS JETZT ZEUGEN!  HE GOT THE POWER!! BUT,-- LATER MORE 
(GERMAN RHYMES)  NOW FOLLOWS THE BIGGEST GREETINGS-LIST  HERE WE GO: GREETINGS TO:   MY MOM ! 
SORRY JUST A JOKE!! HERE ARE OUR REAL GREETINGS AND THEY GO TO :  POSSESSED (HI TIGER, STILL 
SHEDING BLOOD?), LEVEL 4 (NO COMMENTS, ONLY JOKING!), ONYX (HEY CRIME! WE`VE LISTEN FROM YOUR 
MOTHER ABOUT THE TROUBLE WITH POLICE! DON`T LOOSE COURAGE!), DEFCON 1 (WE HOPE YOUR PARTY WILL
 BE A SUCCESS), ABAKUS (WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAMES), MAVE (THANX FOR YOUR STUFF!), RED SECTOR (HI 
DELTA! FUNNY PHONING WITH YOU, TJA!!), PEGASUS (ESPECIALLY BRAIN COLLAPS), TITANICS (HEY 
OBELISK, PLEASE WRITE BACK), C.O.P. (HEY ACROPOLE, WHEN ARE YOU IN HAMBURG AGAIN ??), , ESA, 
KTM (THANX FOR YOU STUFF!), SAVAGE (PLEASE SEND US SOME OF YOUR LATEST PRODUCTIONS!), 
DEATHLOOK (HI IRON TECH, DO YOU LIKE THIS DEMO?), PLEXUS, UNITED FORCE (NICE NOISETRACKER!, 
BUT STILL LITTLE BUGS IN IT!!), UNIT A (PLEASE CONTACT US!), EXTERMINATORS, NOX (WHAT ABOUT 
SOME GOOD GFX`S FOR US!), PROTON LTD., VIOLENT WAVE (COOL DEMO!), IRATA, AFL (HEY M.DO. WIE 
BLITZ UND DO., WHAT ABOUT WRITING BACK TO ME HE!), SWISS BRITISH CONNECTION (SEND MORE 
INFORMATIONS ABOUT ZEUS), APPYX, BLOODSUCKERS (HOW ARE MR. AND MRS. PACMAN!), BRAINSTORM SO! 
NOW I AND MR.PET ARE TIRED FROM WRITIN` GREETINGS BUT ALSO GREETINGS MUST GO TO ALL OTHER COOL
 GROUP IN THE SCENE!! JO! JO! PFFFF! OK! ALTHOUGH I`M TIRED! I`LL WRITE MORE OF THE GERMAN 
RHYMES! HERE THEY COME : OMA LAESST EIN` FLIEGEN, OPA MUSS IHN KRIEGEN!  OR  OPA WILL ERST 
SCHMUSEN, GEHT OMA AN DEN BUSEN!  I`GOT MUCH MORE OF THIS LITTLE GERMAN RHYMES BUT THEY ARE 
ONLY FOR GUYS AT A AGE OF 16,2654542 AND I JUST SPOT A LITTLE BOY AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS 
SCR.... READING THIS FUCKING GREAT TEXT! SO I HAVE TO QUIT!! WHAT A PITTY!!!! (HEY YOU!, 
STILL READING???) OK! FOR ALL THE THOSE WHO CAN BEAR READING THIS TEXT WILL ANDY JETZT MAKE 
AN AND !!!!!!!!!!! SO YA! NO MORE LYRICS!  BENNI B.         HI! ANDY IS BACK, I WANNA TELL 
SOME SPECIAL FACTS ABOUT US... NOW WE ARE SITTING IN THE FLAT OF MR. PET, WHOSE PARENTS ARE 
ABSENT IN THESE MOMENT... BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE PROBLEM... WE ARE AT ABOUT TEN FREAKS SITTING
 HERE WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF MR.PET`S PARENTS... IT`S HALF PAST ONE AND HIS PARENTS WILL 
RETURN AT HALF PAST FOUR...(BUT THEY ARRIVED AT.. ABOUT..A QUATER PAST THREE AND ALL GUYS 
WERE STILL SITTING AT THEIR MACHINES! IT WAS FUNNY TO LOOK AT MR.PET`S FATHERS FACE !! BUT 
OUR CREW ALSO LOOKS A BIT PECULIAR !!)..  BUT LET US TALK ABOUT FUNNIER THINGS... THE 
FOLLOWING JOKES ARE PROPABLE ONLY FUNNY FOR GERMAN GUYS... HIER ERST MAL N` PAAR DRUMEHER    
EAHH... TSCHULDIGUNG,UMDREHER} --- BODENHEIZUNG - HODENBEIZUNG ---  DAMENSATTEL - SAMENDATTEL
 ---   ETC.ETC.   WAS IST MIT DEM MIKROWELLENSITTICH, DER OSTBLOCKFLOETE ODER DEM 
STECKDOSENOEFFNER... |ENOUGH TRASH FOR NOW....  O.K. AFTER SOME SHITT FROM ANDY IS MR.PET AT
 THE KEYBORD  HOHO!   FIRST I WILL TELL YOU SOME INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE DEMO . CREDITS : 
CODING BY ME  SOME OF THE GFX`S BY VOLTRON OF POSSESSED  THE MUZAK BY BENNI B.  THE GERMAN 
RHYMES BY BENNI B. AND HIS FRIEND HARON - GREETINGS TO HIM!!  JOKES AND MANY SHITT BY ALMOST 
ALL MEMBERS . I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE 1500 BOBS !!!!      NOW THE LAST JOKE    THE END     THE 
LAST WORD IS FOR BENNI :    I`M STILL LOKIN` FOR SAMPLES !!       THE REAL END !! !!        
                                     HERE WE GO AGAIN :