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LETTERS TO THE EDITORS
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HELLO, AFTER READING THE FIRST ISSUE OF
FREEDOM CRACK I WAS DISSAPOINTED SUCH
AS THE COLORS AND THE AD PAGE, BUT THE
ARTICLES WERE REALLY GOOD AND I'M SURE
THE PROBLEMS WILL IRON OUT.
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ALSO, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER MY SERVICES
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-- FIRST THANX FOR YOUR LETTER. WELL, AS
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OF COZ WE WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD
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NEWS CORNER
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ZOMBIE BOYS HAVE 3 NEW MEMBERS:
RATTLEHEAD, REMIX AND TUAREG
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- -
- STERLING OF SAVAGE, THE FOUNDER, -
- GOT PISSED OF THE SCENE AND -
- STOPPED ALL AND THROW HIS -
- COMPUTER OUT OF THE WINDOW! -
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- SAVAGE IS STILL ALIVE! NEW H.Q.? -
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AMIGA WORLD 90 IN VIENNA
FROM 27 - 30.9.1990
PLACE: WIENER MESSEPALAST
MEET SOME SAVAGE GUYS... LOOK OUT FOR
THE SAVAGE STICKERS OR CONTACT THE
SAVAGE HQ FOR MORE INFOS
SEE YA ALL!
THE GUY FROM PARANOIMIA WHO WAS CAUGHT
BY THE POLICE WAS THE ORGANIZER OF THE
GROUP WHO BROUGHT SOME VERY HARD STUFF
THROUGHT THE BORDERLINE OF HOLLAND AND
GERMANY BY HIS TRIP HIS WAS CAUGHT BY
THE POLICE. SO THAT'S THE REASON WHY THE
GROUP HAS SPLITTED. ONE PART JOINED THE
NEW GROUP SKID ROW AND THE OTHER PART
THYRONE.
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ALSO A RUMOR IS THAT THE PART WITH THE
BBS IN BERLIN OF SUPPLEX JOINED THYRONE.
THE OTHER PART OF SUPPLEX WORKS ON UNDER
THE NAME SUPPLEX.
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PARANOID LEFT PHAZE 101 AND JOINED ZERO
DEFECTS! HE JUST CODED HIS FIRST DEMO IN
ZD...
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MAYBE THE ABAKUS PARTY IN MAILAND WON'T
TAKE PLACE DUE TO PROBS WITH THE DISCO!
A LOT OF GUYZ FROM ZD, DOP, SAVAGE,
ABAKUS, AGGRESSORS AND SO ON WILL MEET
IN THE SMAU IN MAILAND AT THE END OF
SEPTEMBER!!!
TRAX OF ROYAL AMIGA FORCE LEFT TO MIAMI,
FLORIDA AND WILL BE BACK IN 3 MONTHS
HE HOPES TO ANSWER TO ALL LETTERS IN
ABOUT 1 WEEK
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SBC IS DEAD! THEY FORMED TOGETHER WITH
SIDON, LIGHTNING (EX VISION FACTORY
MEMBER) AND WITH SOME OTHER COOL GUYS
LIKE DOOM (SOUTH AFRICA) THE NEW
MEGACOOL GROUP 'ZEUS'!!
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SUM PHONE NEWS FROM CELTIC HQ:
...IT'S TRUE THAT CELTIC KICKED OUT
THEIR SUBGROUP HIGHLANDER !
...THERE IS NO CELTIC COPYPARTY!
...CELTIC GOT ONLY MEMBERS FROM AVOID OR
SUMTHIN' LIKE THAT....!
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EXORCIST OF ARGONY GOT BUSTED!BUT HE'LL
CONTINUE HIS SWAPPIN' BUSINESS AND FUCK
TO THE POLICE!!! THE RIGHT WAY,DUDES!
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ADICTOR/SPECIAL BROTHERS GOT BUSTED BUT
HE ALSO CONTINUES SWAPPING!
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ANARCHO/SIGN GOT A NEW NOSE! NO JOKE!
(LOOKS PRETTY FUCKED, BASTARD!)
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SUPPLEX SPLITTED IN THYRONE AND SUPPLEX!
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HIRTER IS THE BEST BEER??
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BIGOD20 LEFT SCOOPEX AND JOINED TRISTAR
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BITJOKER (EX ITALTRONIC), VICTIM & SODOM
(EX ANIMATORS)JOINED SAVAGE!WELCOME PALS
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SAIGON/SAVAGE + ANUS(EX HITCHER)/SIGN
WENT OUT FOR A HOT BOOZING NIGHT! SAIGON
GOT REALLY FUCKED UP WITH BEER AND ANUS
USED SUM ANTIBIOTIC WITH BEER 2 GET MORE
EFFICIENCY
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REVCORE LEFT SAVAGE AND FOUNDED HIS OWN
GROUP RELAX !
DEPODE LEFT SAVAGE & JOINED ALPHAFLIGHT
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ZEDY(EX CHROM) JOINED SAVAGE!
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ENERGY OPENED A BOARD IN GERMANY
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BENEFIT/REBELS HAS RENAMED INTO JANITOR
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WE WANT TO ORGANIZE A BIG MEETING AND
BOOZING PARTY AT THE AMIGA-WORLD FROM
27.9 TILL 30.9 IN VIENNA (AUSTRIA!)!
FOR MORE INFOS CONTACT THE SAVAGE HQ!
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DUPLEX HAS 2 NEW MEMBERS: SPACEHIKER AND
COMEDIA... WELCOME!
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* DEMO REVIEWS! *
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MAYBE YOU NOTICED THAT IN THE PREVIOUS
ISSUE THERE WASN'T THE DEMO CORNER. THIS
BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO CHANGE FORMULA:
IF YOU WROTE A DEMO AND YOU WANT IT 2 B
REVIEWED, SEND US THE DISK AND WE'LL
JUDGE IT. THEN WE'LL MAKE THE CHART OF
ALL DEMOS WE RECEIVED. ALL DISKS WE
RECEIVED WILL BE SENT BACK WITH THE NEW
ISSUE OF FREEDOM CRACK. REVIEW WILL
INCLUDE VALUATIONS AND WILL SHOWS
CREDITS AND SIZE FOR EACH DEMO!
INTERVIEW WITH ARMIN OF A B A K U S
BY STERLING
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1. INTRODUCE YOURSELF! (AGE,...)
-=>I'M AN 19 YEARS OLD BOY AND THE
ORGANIZER OF ABAKUS. I AM ONLY
ORGANIZING ALL ACTIVITIES OF THE
GROUP.
2. WHEN WAS ABAKUS FOUNDED AND WHO WAS
FOUNDER?
-=>ABAKUS WAS FOUNDED 2 1/2 YEARS AGO
MONTHS AFTER THE CEBIT. THE FOUR
FOUNDERS ARE: 3 FROM WOD, 1 FROM WOC
3. HOW MANY KIDS/BOYS/MEN ARE IN ABAKUS?
-=>AT THE MOMENT ARE 13 BOYS IN ABAKUS.
THE HOLE CREW ARE: GUIDO, PATRICK,
OLAF, THILO, HARALD, MARTIN, ALEKS,
INGO, PUDY, WILFRIED, HERBERT,FLORIAN
AND OF COZ I, ARMIN.
4. HAVE YOU BEEN IN ANOTHER GROUP BEFORE
YA FOUNDED ABAKUS?
-=>BEFORE I FOUNDED ABAKUS I WAS IN
WARRIORS OF DARKNESS. I THINK ALSO A
GREAT GROUP (TWO YEARS OLD GROUP).
5. TELL ME YOUR OTHER HOBBIES!
-=>I LIKE TO PARTY, TO PLAY SQUASH AND I
MAKE SOME PROGRAMM-PARTS FOR AN TV
CHANNEL IN BERLIN.
6. WHICH KIND OF MUSIC TO YOU LIKE?
TRASH METAL?
OH NO, TRASH METAL IS A KIND OF MUSIC
I DON'T LIKE. I LIKE MUSIC LIKE HOUSE
MUSIC AND ALSO SOME KIND OF POPMUSIC
PLAYED IN DISCOS.
7. WHAT TO YOU DO ON SATURDAY EVENINGS?
-=>OH, IN BERLIN YOU CAN TO A LOT ON
SATURDAY EVENINGS LIKE DISCOS,CINEMA,
OPEN AIR FESTIVALS, PARTYS, CONCERTS
AND THINGS LIKE THAT, BUT AT THE
MOMENT I PREFER TO GO TO METROPOL THE
BEST DISCO IN BERLIN. (-ED: ADDRESS:
NOLLENDORFPLATZ 5. DISCO FOR 3000
KIDS.)
8. WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM ABAKUS IN THE
FUTURE?
-=>WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN SEE SOON NEW
CRACKS, TRAINERS AND THINGS LIKE THAT
FROM US, BUT AT THE MOMENT WE CODE A
LOT OF GAMES FOR SOFTWARE COMPANYS.
9. WHAT WAS YOU BIGGEST SUCCESS?
-=>AT THE MOMENT WE HAVE SOLD SOME GAMES
LIKE TERRORLINER. AND SOON TWO NEW
GAMES WITH NEW TECHNIC DETAILS. HOPE
TO SELL THEY VERY WELL.
10.WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN THE
SCENE?
-=>MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE SCENE ARE THE
GUYS IN OUR GROUP, MARK OF SUPPLEX
AND MUSIC STEVE.
11.TO YOU LIKE COPYPARTIES?
-=>SOMETIMES I LIKE COPYPARTIES, BUT AT
THE LAST PARTY I WAS (TBS), A GUY HAS
STOLEN MY DRIVE. SO IN THE NEXT TIME
DON'T TAKE SOME THINGS WITH ME IF I
GO TO A COPYPARTY.
12.TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE BEER AND DRINK
-=>MY FAVOURITE BEER IS GIN-TONIC OR GIN
BITTER. I DON'T LIKE BEER, SORRY!
(-ED: NO BEER, NO LIFE!) ON LONG
ACROSS THE WEEKEND MY FAVOURITE DRINK
IS COCA COLA AND A CUP OF COFFEE!
13.DO YOU LIKE THE HAMBURGERS FROM MC
DONALDS?
-=>OH NO! IT TASTES LIKE THINGS IN A
TRASHCAN!
14.WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN ABAKUS?
-=>MY MAIN FUNCTION IS TO ORGANIZE THE
ACTIVITIES IIN THE ILLEGAL AND LEGAL
AREA. AND OF COURSE I'M ALSO SWAPPING
WITH SOME COOL GUYS. SOON I'LL BE A
MODEM FREAK.
15.IS THERE TO MUCH BUSINESS IN THE
SCENE AT THE MOMENT?
-=>I THINK IN THE SCENE EXIST A LOT OF
BUSINESS. THAT'S ALSO A THEME OF OUR
GROUP:'YOUR PLEASURE IS OUR BUSINESS'
THE SCENE CHANGES THE MEDIUM FROM
SENDING WITH THE MAIL TO SENDING WITH
MODEM (MORE AND MORE BAUD-RATE). THE
SCENE WILL BE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
16.TELL ME SOME LEGENDS ON THE AMIGA!
-=>I THINK ACKERLIGHT WAS A GREAT GROUP
ON THE AMIGA (HELLO FRIENDS IF YOU
ARE READING THIS) ALSO A LEGEND ON
AMIGA WERE UNIT A (HELLO F.) AND HQC
(HELLO R.)!
17.DO YA HAVE PROBS WITH THE POLICE?
-=>OUR HOLE GROUP HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH
THE PLAGUE CALLED POLICE. ESPECIALLY
OUR PART IN BERLIN BECAUSE THEY HAVE
A SPY BY THE POLICE. WE'RE IMFORMATED
ABAUT ALL ACTIVITIES OF THE POLICE IN
BERLIN.
18.SOMETHING MORE TO SAY?
-=>THANKS FOR THE SPACE FOR MESSAGES SO
I USE IT. I SAY HELLO TO OUR LITTLE
PART IN ITALY CALLED PATRICK (NA WIE
SIEHT'S AUS MIT DER DEMO FUER DIE
PARTY?), MARK OF SUPPLEX (SCHICK MAL
DAS VIDEO BAND ZURUECK!), CINCLANT OF
DESASTER AREA (KEEP ON SENDING MORE
FASTER!), MR.ACID OF IPEC ELITE AND
EXIS OF IMAGE!
I SEND ALSO A FUCKING TO THE GUY WHO
HAS STOLEN MY DRIVE ON THE TBS-PARTY!
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THAT'S ALL, SEE YA ON A PARTY!
STERLING IN 1990
INTERVIEW WITH TERMINATOR X OF SYSTEM 5
BY STERLING
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FC: DESCRIBE YOURSELF, PLEASE!
S5: HY, I AM TERMINATOR X, 18 YEARS OLD
AND I AM A MEMBER OF SYSTEM 5. I DO
SOME ELITE MAILTRADING AND TOGETHER
WITH BEYONDER WE MAKE ALL THE HIGH
QUALITY PACKS. MY HOBBIES ARE OF COZ
COMPUTER. I OFTEN LISTEN TO PUBLIC
ENEMY BECOZ THEY ARE THE NO.1 IN
THINGS LIKE RAP. (YOUNG MC IS BETTER
- ED) MY OTHER HOBBIES ARE BOOZING
AND SO ON.
FC: HAVE YA BEEN IN ANOTHER GROUP BEFORE
YOU JOINED SYSTEM 5?
S5: YES, BEFORE I HAVE JOINED SYSTEM 5 I
WAS THE TRADER FROM OLMECS.
FC: WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST SUCCESS OF
SYSTEM 5?
S5: I THINK EVERYTHING WHAT WE MAKE IS A
BIG SUCCESS, BUT OUR PACKS ARE ONE
OF THE BEST IN THE SCENE.
FC: WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THE SCENE AT
THE MOMENT?
S5: I THINK, THAT THE MODEM-ACTIVITIES
ARE QUITE TO MUCH! WITHOUT MODEM YOU
HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE AS AN
ELITE MAILTRADER.
FC: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BEER?
S5: I LIKE ALL KIND OF 'WEIZEN' BEERS
AND ESPECIALLY 'BANANA WEIZEN' (SEND
A BOTTLE! -ED)
FC: WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES EXCEPT SITTING
IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER?
S5: I ENJOY GOING IN SOME PUBS TO HAVE A
COOL CHAT WITH MY FRIENDS OR JUST TO
BOOZE SOMETHING.
FC: HOW MANY KIDS ARE IN SYSTEM 5 AT THE
MOMENT? ONLY GERMANS?
S5: NOPE, OF COURSE WE HAVE SOME FOREIGN
MEMBERS. WE HAVE A CODER IN NORWAY
(EX FREEDOM FORCE) AND WE HAVE A
DIVISION IN SWITZERLAND.
FOR A FEW WEEKS THE BEST GUYS FROM
PRIME EVIL HAVE JOINED US AND THEY
ARE VERY ACTIVE AT THE MOMENT. ALL
IN ALL I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MEMBERS
SYSTEM 5 HAVE.
FC: YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN THE SCENE ARE:
S5: I THINK ALL OF MY CONTACTS ARE VERY
GOOD FRIENDS AND THATS BECOZ I DON'T
WANT TO RANK ALL GUYS!
FC: SOMETHING MORE TO SAY?
S5: YES, OF COZ!!!
I WANNA GREET ALL SYSTEM 5 MEMBERS
AND ALL MY CONTACTS AROUND THE GLOBE
AND BEYOND. WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEWEST
RELEASES.
IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME
WRITE TO:
PLK 027786 D
D-7500 KARLSRUHE
WEST GERMANY
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IF YOU WANT US TO MAKE AN INTERVIEW WITH
YOU THEN JUST WRITE US!
YOU FIND THE ADDRESSES SOMEWHERE IN THE
MAG, IF NOT YOU ARE BLIND!
INTERVIEW WITH BIGOD 20 OF TRISTAR
BY STERLING
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1. INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO OUR READERS!
HI, I AM BIGOD 20 OF TRISTAR AND MY AGE
IS 22 (OH GOSH, I AM A GRANDPA)
2. WHAT'S YOUR JOB IN TRISTAR?
I TRY TO CODE COOL DEMOS (LOOK OUT),
SOMETIMES I DO A CRACK AND IF GOD WILL,
I BECOME A MODEMTRADER.
3. HAVE YOU BEEN IN OTHER GROUPS BEFORE
YOU JOINED TRISTAR?
OF COZ, FIRST I WAS IN ... AND THEN IN
... AND THEN I JOINED SCOOPEX. BUT
UNFORTUNATLY THIS PARTNERSHIP DID NOT
HOLD VERY LONG COZED ON SOME TROUBLES
WITH NO MODEM, NO ORIGINALS AND NO
CRACKS. BUT I WILL TAKE THIS CHANCE TO
SAY A VERY BIG THANXXXX TO RANGER AND
IMAGIC OF SCX FOR BEEING VERY COOL
FRIENDS!!!!
4. TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT TRISTAR AND
THE RUMOURS THAT TRISTAR IS IN CO OP
WITH RED SECTOR!
YEP, TRISTAR CONSISTS AT THE MOMENT OF
APROX 15 MEMBERS, THATS A LOT OF COOL
DUDES. THE RUMOUR IS NO RUMOUR, IT IS
TRUE!!!! TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR ARE IN
A FULL CO OP.
WE DID IT JUST FOR PHUN!!
5. HAVE YOU BEEN AN ACTIVE GUY IN THE
C64 SCENE TOO?
YES, I HAVE BEEN IN THE C64 SCENE FROM
1987 UNTIL 1989, BUT I DID NOT RELEASE
VERY MUCH SO I THINK NOBODY REALLY
NOTICED ME TILL NOW. ON THE OTHER HAND,
I ENJOIED IT VERY MUCH.
AS EXAMPLE: THREE YEARS AGO YOU WERE
UP TO DATE WITH STUFF APROX TWO WEEKS
OLD, NOW YOU ARE A LAMER, I HATE THIS
SITUATION!!!
6. WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM YOU AND
TRISTAR IN THE FUTURE???
WELL, LOOK OUT FOR MUCH CRACKS (100%,
THIS IS THE SECRET OF SUCCES), AND SOME
EXCITING DEMOS ESPESCIALLY THE NEXT ONE
FROM SYNTECH AND ME.
THE RELEASEDATE WILL BE VERY SOON.
7. YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WANT TO OPEN A
BBS IN AUSTRIA, IS THAT TRUE???
YES, I WANTED BUT COZ OF MY VERRRY BAD
PHONELINE I HAD TO DROP THIS IDEA! -
SHIT !!!!! (OPEN A BBS WITH 300 BAUD
ONLY! -ED)
8. SOME WORDS ABOUT THE BUSINESS IN THE
SCENE!
HMM... AEEHH... SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME I
DO NOT REMEMER AT THE MOMENT SAID:
'THE SCENE IS A FAT PREDATOR', HE IS
RIGHT.
9.TO WHICH KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN?
HEAVY METAL???
WUERG, NOOO, MY FAVORITE MUSIC IS 'NEW
BEAT', AND YA REMEMBER I AM A OLD GUY,
SO I SOMETIMES LIKE TO LEAN BACK MAYBE
WITH A GIRLY IN MY ARMS AND LISTEN TO
VERY SLOW LOVE- AND DANCE-MUSIC. (YOUNG
LIKE THAT TOO!!! -ED)
10. TELL US YOUR FAVOURITE:
A) GROUP: RED SECTOR
B) DEMO: MENTAL HANGOVER
C) CODER: DELTA (RSI),SLAYER (SCX)
D) GFX ARTIST: THATS A HARD ONE! I LIKE
MUCH GOOD GFX ARTISTS,AS
JOE OR DR.C OR ...
E) MUSICAN: DR. AWESOME (CRUSADERS)
F) TOOL: MASTERSEKA
G) DRINK: BACARDI-COLA
H) BBS: TRISTAR - BLACK SKYLINE
(+GERMANY-06158-85530)
11. WHAT DO YOU LIKE, WHAT DO YOU HATE?
I LIKE MY AMIGA, WATCHING VIDEOS, COOL
DUDES, PRETTY GIRLS, ....
I HATE ATARI INCL. USERS, WATERED BEER,
MONDAYS, VIRUSES, LAME DEMOS AND THE
DISCO IN OUR TOWN.
12. DO YOU LIKE COPYPARTIES???
YEEEAAAA, WHERE DID YA SAY WILL THE
NEXT ONE BE HELD????
13. COMPARE THE GERMAN SCENE TO THE
AUSTRIAN SCENE!
WELL I THINK THAT IS EASY, IN AUSTRIA
WE HAVE APROX 5 GROUPS WHICH ARE WORTH
TO BE NAMED:
IN NO ORDER: SCOOPEX, SUBWAY, SAVAGE,
ENERGY AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TRISTAR.
I THINK WE DO NOT HAVE A REAL FANTASTIC
SCENE, BUT IT IS FUN IN AUSTRIA AND THE
LAW IS GOOD (FOR THE SCENE) TOO.
IN GERMANY IS A VERY BIG SCENE, WITH
MUCH GOOD GROUPS MORE LAME GROUPS AND
SOME WARS. IT IS HARD TO BECOME FAME
IN GER. AND THE GREEN ONES THERE, ARE
UGLY PISSHEADS!!!
14. WHAT WAS YOUR BIGGEST SUCCESS?
MY EX-GIRL-FRIEND (SNIEF!)
15. IS FRIENDSHIP THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING IN THE SCENE FOR YOU?
ONLY ONE ANSWER IS POSSIBLE!! YES!!!!!!
ONLY FRIENDSHIP AND HELPING EACH OTHER
IS ABLE TO SAVE THE SCENE FROM A BLACK
FRIDAY! (FRIENDSHIP RULES - NOT THE
BUSINESS! HAS EVERYBODY HEARD IT? -ED)
16. SOME LAST WORDS??
SOME SPECIAL GREETS??
HMM..., I THINK I HAVE LABBERED ENOUGH.
OOPS MAYBE MY PHONENR.: IF SB. WANT TO
CONTACT FOR TALKING, SWAPPING, HAVING
FUN!! AUSTRIA-06133-6198. BYE!!
17. THANX FOR ANSWERING!!!
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WELL, THIS WAS A VERY SHORT INTERVIEW,
OR? SOME THANXXX MUST GO TO BIGOD 20
FOR THE COOL CALLS AND ALL THE NICE
SENDINGS! THANK YOU MY FRIEND!
COZ OF THE EMPTY SPACE ON THIS PAGE,
AGAIN AN IMPORTANT SENTENCE!
FRIENDSHIP RULES, NOT THE BUSINESS!
SO LET'S START A TRIP BACK TO THE OLD
AND GOOD SCENE, BUT IT WON'T BE EASY!
YOURS,
STERLING
SENSLESS INTERVIEW TO ANUS OF SIGN
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SEAWAAS !!!
YO.YO. FIRST SIGN INTERVIEW EVER MADE!
ALL QUESTIONS BY SAIGON,ANSWERS BY ANUS/
SIGN!
IMPORTANT!!!! BEFORE YA READ THIZ, DRINK
AT LEAST 5 BOTTLES OF BEER(BUDWEISER IF
POSSIBLE, AS WE DO IN THE MO'!)
S:FIRST THE MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST SAID
QUESTION : HOW MUCH AND WHICH BEER TO YA
DRINK FOR BREAKFAST?
A:FOR BREAKFAST I DONT DRINK MUCH BEER..
JUST 2 OR 3..I PREFER WODKA ERISTOFF(HEH
E)
S:TUA NET LIAGN(DON'T LIE), ANUS!
YA HAVE 2 KNOW THAT ANUS ISN'T VERY GOOD
IN ENGLISH,SO I'VE TO ASK HIM IN STYRIA-
GERMAN!
HOST SCHO AMOI AN JOYSTICK GFRESSN?(HAVE
YA EVER EATEN A JOYSTICK??
A:JO DRUM RED I SO TIAF!(YEP COZ OF IT
I'M TALKING SO DEEP)
S:HAVE YA EVER THOUGHT OF LET THE HAIR=
DRESSER CUT YOUR HAIR(DO YA LIKE LONG =
HAIR CATS??)
A:NO THEY SHALL GROW AS LONG THEY WANT..
HAVE YOU EVER TOUGHT ABOUT LETTING GROW
YOUR DACKN???I LIKE CATS(TOASTED).
S:4 MORE INSPIRATIONS BOUT CATS READ MY
CATS ARTICLE! YEAHH, AGNUS, YA'RE ONE
OF THIZ -FUCK THE ARMY GUYS-! WHY DON'T
YA LIKE KILLING OTHER PEOPLE OR CATS??
A:I LIKE IT BUT I DONT LIKE THE ARMY COZ
YOU HAVE TO CLIMB AROUND IN DIRT AND YOU
CANT MASTURBATE THEIR.
QUESTION TO WOIDL:WHY DONT YOU GIVE US
YER DEMO SOURCES?????
S:THATS A PURE MORALE QUESTION!I CANT DO
THAT COZ YOUR CODES WOULD BE MOREANDMORE
WORSE THEN (JUST JOKIN')
A:GENOSSEN,HEUTE HABE I MEIN LETZTE
PATRONE VERSCHOSSEN!
THIS IS THE END OF THIS SENSLESS TEXT.
THE INTERVIEW WILL DESTROY ITSELF IN TEN
SECONDS.....BYE ANUS AND SAIGON
PROFILE ABOUT SAIGON OF SAVAGE!
(BY STERLING)
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HE IS NOW 15 YEARS OLD (SOON 16) AND
HE STILL HAS BLACK HAIR.
ABOUT 1 MONTH AGO HE HAS GOT GLASSES.
HE HATES THE TWO CATS FROM STERLING
AND HE WANT TO PUT THEM INTO THE MICRO-
WAVE OVEN! HE LIKES TO PUT HIS FISHES
INTO THE LAVATORY.
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS CALLED 'X-COPY'.
HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO CALL ANYBODY FROM
HOME SINCE THE PHONEBILL WAS TOO HIGH!
HE WISH THAT HE COULD MAKE TRAINERS,
BUT HE CAN'T! HEHE!
HE LIKES TO BOOZE BEER INSTEAD OF MILK!
'UNREAL' CRASHES ON HIS COMPUTER, SO
HE CAME EVERY DAY FOR SOME HOURS TO
STERLING TO PLAY IT!
HE LISTEN TO TECHNOTRONIC AND BEASTY
BOYS AND NOT TO CLASSICAL MUSIC LIKES
HIS FATHER... HE LOVES ALSO ACID TUNES!
HE LIKES STREET BATTLES! HE IS A GREAT
GFX ARTIST... A PIC FROM HIM LOOKS LIKE
FRESH SHIT! HE'S COOL (SOMETIMES!) -END
OLDENBURG SCENE REPORT
BY BOMBER OF AMAZE-POSSESSED
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HELLO, I WILL WRITE FOR YA A SCENE-
REPORT ABOUT THE TOWN OLDENBURG.
OLDENBURG ,WHAT'S THIS ,YOU WILL THINK.
OLDENBURG IS A LITTLE TOWN (146.000
PEOPLE) IN THE NORTH OF WEST-GERMANY.
THE MOST IMPORTANT THINK IS, THAT THERE
ARE A LOT OF GROUPS (GOOD AND LAME
ONES !!) AND THAT WE HAVE ONLY ONE BIG
POST, THAT MEANS THAT ONE DAY YOU SEE
EVERY GUY FROM EACH GROUP THERE.
SO,NOW I WILL BEGIN TO WRITE SOMETHING
ABOUT ANY GROUP HERE.
AMAZE-POSSESSED
---------------
THAT'S THE COOPERATION BETWEEN A OLD,
KNOWN GROUP (AMAZE) AND A NEW, UNKNOWN
GROUP (POSSESSED), WHICH RELEASED SOME
DEMOS, BEFORE WE COOPERATE WITH THEM.
AMAZE IS BETTER KNOWN AS A GROUP IN
FINLAND, BUT SINCE SOME WEEKS, THEY HAVE
A BIGGER GERMAN-DIVISION (4 PEOPLE).
POSSESSED IS A ONLY GERMAN-GROUP WICH
HAS ABOUT 10 MEMBERS.NOW AMAZE-POSSESSED
HAS (I THINK) 27 MEMBERS.
WE ARE GETTING UP IN THE SCENE, AND HOPE
THAT OTHER GROUPS ACCEPT US AS A GOOD
GROUP (NOT !!! AS A ELITE-GROUP LIKE RSI
,SCOOPEX OR SO...). HERE IN OLDENBURG,
THERE ARE 2 MEMBERS HOW ARE SWAPPERS
AND COMPACTERS. THEY HAVE ALWAYS THE
MOST POST AT THEIR PLK'S. (I COMPARED IT
WITH SOME FRIENDS,GROUPS HERE !!)
SO I THINK, THIS GROUP HAS THE MOST
ACTIVITIES IN OLDENBURG. (I KNOW THAT
THIS IS SELF-GLORY, BUT HOW CARES ?)
KYRIOS
------
THIS IS A NEW GROUP WITH SOME MEMBERS
OF CELTIC AND SUPPLEX.THEY START A NEW
GROUP, BECOZE THE LAMELESS OF CELTIC AND
SUPPLEX (HERE IN GERMANY, I DON'T WANT
TO SAY, THAT SUPPLEX IS LAME IN THE
OTHER COUNTRIES !!!)
THEY ARE A LEGAL-GROUP, HOW WILL RELEASE
SOME COOL DEMOS FOR YA FUN.
I HOPE THEY WILL GET KNOW IN THE SCENE,
AFTER THEY RELEASED THEIR DEMOS.
BUT I THINK SO, BECOZ THE GUYS WERE THE
TOP MEMBERS OF THE GROUPS, THEY WERE IN
BEFORE (HELLO SLIMER, I LOVE YA GRAPHIX)
HERE IN OLDENBURG THEY HAVE NOT SO
MUCH POST-ACTIVITIES, COZ THE MEMBERS
HERE ARE NOT THE MAIN-SWAPPERS OF THIS
GROUP (GRAPHIX....).
EXTERMINATORS
-------------
THIS IS A GROUP THAT IS BEGINNING TO DIE
(AS SO MUCH OTHER GROUPS IN OLDENBURG).
ALL MEMBERS ARE LIVING IN OLDENBURG.
THEY HAVE NOW SOME PROBLEMS, COZ THEIR
HQ WAS BUSTED BY THE POLICE. THEY RELEA
SED SOME PRODUCTIONS (INTRO,UTILITIE-
DISK,...), BUT I KNOW THAT THEY WASN'T
CODED BY EXTERMINATORS, BUT FROM OTHER
WELL KNOWN GOUPS (NO NAMES HERE).
THEY ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE, I
UNDERSTAND AS THE REAL LAMERS. SOME OF
THE SWAPPERS HAVE ABOS FROM THE BIG
GROUPS AND THINK, THAT THEY ARE THE BEST
, COZ THEY GET EVERY TIME GOOD AND NEW
STUFF (FOR MONEY OF COURSE).
I MEET SOME OF THEM AT THE POST AND I
WANTED TO KNOW, WHAT THEIR LAST STUFF
WAS. I HAT TO LAUGH WHEN I HEARD THEIR
ANSWERS. NO MORE HERE, BUT I CAN SAY
THAT THIS GROUP IS TO LAME TO BE GOOD !
PEGASUS
-------
IN OLDENBURG IS ONLY ONE GUY OF THIS
LITTLE GROUP. AS YA ALL KNOW, THE BEST
CODERS LEFT THIS GROUP AND SO I DON'T
KNOW, IF THEY WILL RELEASE SOME GOOD
DEMOS AGAIN. THE GUY HERE IS A BIT
LAME AND STARTED TO SWAP SOME WEEKS
BEFORE. HE WAS THE OLD VIRGIN HQ WHICH
DIED, COZ HE DONE NOTHING. NOW HE IS
SEARCHING FOR EVERY CONTACT HE CAN GET
,COZ IF NOT HE WILL KICKED OUT OF
PEGASUS AND IS WITHOUT A GROUP AGAIN.
I ONLY CAN SAY THAT PEGASUS IN OL IS
LAME, BUT THIS MEANS NOT THAT PEGASUS
GENERALLY IS LAME.
EX-AVOID-MEMBERS
----------------
YA ALL KNOW THAT AVOID JOINED CELTIC
(WHAT A BIG FAULT !!). BUT I DON'T
KNOW IF THE MEMBERS FROM OLDENBURG
JOINED CELTIC,TOO OR IF THEY WERE
KICKED OUT. I COULD UNDERSTAND, IF
THEY WERE KICKED OUT, COZ I NEVER
HEARD SOMETHING FROM THEM HERE.
VIRGIN
------
THIS GROUP IS DIED SOME MONTH AGO, COZ
OF THE LAMELESS OF THE HQ (TOC).THE
GOOD SWAPPERS JOINED OTHER GROUPS CALLED
HIGHLANDER OF CELTIC AND ONYX. THE REST
JOINED THE LAME GROUP ELECTRON. THE HQ
IS NOW A MEMBER OF PEGASUS.
ONYX
----
THERE ARE THREE MEMBERS HERE IN OL.
THEY WERE ALL GREAT SWAPPERS, BUT WHEN
THE HQ WAS VISITED BY THE POLICE, THEY
STOPPED SWAPPING (THE POLICE FOUND THEIR
PRIVAT-ADRESSES). NOW ONYX-OL ID DEAD.
(SORRY GUYS, I HOPE YA WILL COME BACK
SOON. IT WAS A GREAT TIME WITH YA !)
HIGHLANDER OF CELTIC
--------------------
THIS SUB-GROUP EXCIST ABOUT 2 MONTH.IN
THIS TIME WE OBSERVED THAT CELTIC IS A
VERY LAME GROUP AND THAT WE WERE TREATED
AS THEIR COPY-SLAVES.SO THIS GROUP DIED,
TOO. THE FOUR MEMBERS JOINED AMAZE AND
MINDKILLERS. AT THIS TIME 2 MEMBERS FROM
CELTIC LEFT IT,TOO COZ OF THE SAME
OPPINIONS. LOOK UNDER KYRIUS !!
THE REST
--------
I DON'T WANT TO TELL YA SOMETHING ABOUT
EVERY GROUP HERE. THEY ARE SOME OTHER
GROUPS IN TOWN, BUT THEY ARE NOT SO
IMPORTANT, THAT I WILL WRITE ABOUT THEM
YA ALL KNOW THIS LITTLE GROUPS HOW
CALLED THEM LIKE THE SWAPPERS OR THE
MIRACLE FIGHTERS.... THESE GUYS ARE
ALL LAMERS !!!
SO, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. BYE,
BOMBER/AMAZE-POSSESSED
WHAT HAPPENED RECENTLY IN ITALY
BY FILIPPETTO
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YO DUDEZ, HERE I AM AGAIN, JUST BACK
FROM HOLIDAYS. YESTERDAY I CALLED MY
FRIEND PARANOID WHO AS YOU KNOW NOW LEFT
PHAZE 101 AND JOINED ZERO DEFECTS. WELL,
SINCE MY LAST ARTICLE ABOUT THE ITALIAN
SCENE SOME THINGS HAPPENED HERE IN ITALY
SO THAT A LOT OF EMERGING PEOPLE AND
COOL GUYS JOINED ZERO DEFECTS, THE GROUP
THAT AT THE MOMENT HAS NO RIVALS. NOW
ZERO DEFECTS IS A REALLY COMPETITIVE
GROUP, AND IT HAS 3 CODERS THAT CAN DO
WHAT THEY WANT: TERMINATOR (INCREDIBLE
CODER), PARANOID (HEY FRANCESCO, MENO
MALE CHE HAI FATTO 'STO BENEDETTO DEMO,
PERCHE' ERA UN ANNO CHE NON NE FACEVI
UNO!) AND REFLEX (REMEMBER DOP INTRO?)
ZD TOOK ALSO THE BEST SWAPPERS AND THE
MOST FUCKIN' COOL GUYZ IN OUR COUNTRY.
ALSO VERY ACTIVE IN THIS PERIOD ARE
THESE CREWS: DIVINA, RESOLUTION 101,
THYRONE (2 SECTIONS IN ITALY), DOP,
MAGIC P OF ABAKUS, AGGRESSORS.
WELL, IT SEEMS THAT FINALLY LAMERS HAVE
BEEN THROWN OUT OF THE WINDOW AND THE
COOL DUDES RULE FOREVER IN ITALY.
I TALKED ABOUT GROUP THAT RELEASE COOL
DEMOS AND ALSO SWAP A LOT, SO I MEAN
COMPLETE GROUPS, BETTER THAN A LOT OF
STRANGER GROUPS WHO ONLY SWAP. ALL THESE
GROUPS DO IT FOR FUN AND THINK THAT
FRIENDSHIP BREAKZ THE RULES, SO THEY
DON'T EARN MONEY WITH FUCKIN' ABOS!
ONE YEAR AGO EVERYONE HERE IN ITALY
TALKED SHIT ABOUT ALL SMALL GROUPS AND
THOUGHT THAT SELLING WAS THE SUCCESS,
BUT NOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR CODERS,
WHO KNOWS WHY?
DJ - EQUIPMENT
BY STERLING
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WELL, FIRST YOU NEED 2 TECHNICS SL 1210
RECORD-PLAYER, ONE OF THEM COSTS ABOUT
1000 DM. BUT YOU COULD ALSO USE OTHER
RECORDS-PLAYER IF THEY A DIRECT-DRIVE-
PITCH CONTROLLER AND A START AND STOP
KEY. YOU HAVE TO PLACE THE PLAYERS ON A
ANTI-SKID UNDERGROUND. YOU ALSO NEED
'SAPHIRE' RECORD NEEDLE, WHICH COSTS
ABOUT 25 DM.
OF COZ YOU NEED AN AUDIO MIXER AND
NEARLY EVERY DJ USES A 'DMC PMX 2',
BUT YOU CAN USE CHEAP ONES TOO, IF THEY
HAVE 'CROOS FADER', A'TRANSFORMCONTROL'
AND A HEADPHONE CONNECTION.
THESE 'AUDIO MIXERS' COSTS ABOUT 200 -
700 DM.
ONE TURN-TABLE LEFT AND ONE RIGHT FROM
THE 'DMC PMX 2' AND YOU CAN START?
NO! FIRST YOU NEED SOME SLIP-MATS FOR
YOUR TURN-TABLES, OTHERWISE THE TURN
TABLE WOULD STOP TOO IF YOU STOP THE
RECORD... THE TURN-TABLE MUST ALWAYS
MOVE, ALSO TILL SCRATCHING!
THE ANTISKATING SHOULD BE 3!
NOW YOU NEED SOME RECORDS! IF POSSIBLE
USE ONLY RECORD PRESSED IN AMERICA,
THEY ARE OBTAINABLE IN SOME RECORD
SHOPS BUT THEY ARE NOT AS CHEAP THAN
THE OTHER RECORDS.
THE REASON TO USE AMERICAN RECORDS IS
THE FOLLOWING: THEY RUN WITH A SPEED
OF 38 RPM. THE 45 RPM MAXIS ARE NOT
SUITABLE FOR SCRATCHING!
THESE RECORDS ARE VERY SUITABLE FOR
BEGINNERS TO LEARN SCRATCHING:
ALL RECORDS FROM LL COOL J, ROB BASE,
GRANDMASTER FLASH, AND 'GOOD TIMES'
FROM CHIC.
TRY IT!
FOR SWAPPING THE LATEST MUSIC TAPES
WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS:
P.O.BOX 46, A-8607 KAPFENBERG, AUSTRIA
HOW TO DO A PERFECT FAKE
BY FILIPPETTO
----------------------------------------
I'M TALKING AFTER MY EXPERIENCES WITH
THE ITALIAN STAMPS, BUT I THINK THAT MY
TIPS COULD BE USEFUL TO ALL GUYZ OUT
THERE. AS YOU KNOW THE 2 MOST USED FAKE
METHODS ARE: 1) THE GLUE - 2) THE SCOTCH
PERSONALLY I USED BOTH, AND OBTAINED THE
BEST RESULTS WITH GLUE, EVEN IF I THINK
THAT SCOTCH IS REALLY A FINE METHOD. BUT
LET'S START WITH THE TIPS:
* IF YOU USE GLUE:
- PUT THE STICK GLUE IN THE CENTER OF
THE STAMP WITH THE STICK AND THEN
SPREAD IT OVER THE WHOLE STAMP WITH
A FINGER. WITH THIS METHOD YOU'LL
AVOID TO PUT TOO MUCH GLUE AND YOU
WILL BE SURE THAT THERE AREN'T EMPTY
GLUELESS SPACES IN THE STAMP.
- WAIT FOR THE GLUE TO BE A BIT DRY
BEFORE SENDING THE LETTER.
- NEVER USE TOO MUCH GLUE!
* IF YOU USE SCOTCH:
- USE TRANSPARENT AND OPAQUE SCOTCH
- DUE TO THE FACT THAT A STAMP IS
WIDER THAN A STRIP OF SCOTCH, YOU
HAVE TO USE 1.5 STRIPS, SO THE BEST
WAY IS TO PLACE 1 STRIP EXACTLY
BESIDE THE OTHER ON THE STAMP AND TO
CUT THE EXCEEDING HALF STRIP WITH A
PAIR OF SCISSORS
- AVOID TO OVERLAY TWO STRIPS (THE
SCOTCH WOULD BE MUCH MORE VISIBLE)
* OTHER TIPS:
- IT COULD BE THAT WHEN YOU REMOVE THE
GLUE YOU RECOGNISE THAT SOME INK OF
THE POST STAMP IS STILL THERE, IN
THE BORDER OF THE STAMP. IN THAT
CASE COVER THE BORDER WITH ANOTHER
STAMP (IF YOU SEND A LETTER WITH 2
OR MORE STAMPS)
MAYBE A LOT OF YOU ALREADY KNEW THESE
SIMPLE TIPS, BUT WHO KNOWS, MAYBE
SOMEBODY GOT SOME NEW FAKE IDEAS...TELL
US AND WE'LL PUBLISH THEM IN THE NEXT
ISSUE!
IS IT LAME TO BE LEGAL ????
(SKEZ-ONE/COAST)
----------------------------------------
YOU LAUGH ABOUT THE ADVERTISMENTS WHERE
DEMO-SWAPPERS WERE SEARCHED? YOU EVEN
DELETE EVERY DEMO IN YOUR DISK-
COLLECTION ? YOU THINK DEMOS ARE LAME???
HERE IS MY OPINION ABOUT THIS.READ AND
THINK ABOUT IT !!! IF YOU OWN YOUR
COMPUTER ALONG TIME AND YOU ARE PLAYING
THE WHOLE TIME ONLY THE GAMES WHICH YOU
GET BY MAIL-SWAPPING,YOU COLLECT YOUR
GAMES,ETC. --> DOES IT MAKE FUN ??? NO !
JUST GET SOME OF THE LATEST MEGA-DEMOS
OR THE NEWEST INTROS AND YOU CAN ENJOY
THE MUZAX,LOOK AT THE GRAPHIX AND
COMPARE THE DEMOS. IT MAKES YOU CRITICAL
AND YOU GET INSPIRATION. PERHAPS YOU
DECIDE TO LEARN ASSEMBLER AND MAKE OWN
CREATIONS. YOU GET PROGRAMMING-FRIENDS
WHO STILL KNOW THE WORD 'FRIENDSHIP'
DO YOU REMEMBER THE BIG MONEY-MAKERS WHO
ONLY HAVE CUSTOMERS? GAMES ARE BUSINESS-
DEMOS ARE FUN ! SOME DEMOS HAD EVEN BEEN
LONGER PROGRAMMED THAN A SILLY GAME...
...AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF
THE FUCKING COPS !!! OK,I COULD WRITE
TEN MORE PAGES ABOUT IT, BUT THIS SHOULD
BE ENOUGH.
SUNDAY STORY BY RST/NORTH STAR
----------------------------------------
LAST SUNDAY WAS A SUNNY AND HOT DAY OF
JULY...AND WE (CUCS ROMA+HIS GIRLIE,
FLYSPY, AND ME RAISTLIN) DECIDED TO HAVE
A SWIM ON THE COAST, COZ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY IN TOWN BY 39
DEGREES...SO WE ALL MET THE MORNING ON
THE ROAD OF THIS LITTLE VILLAGE.
ER...THE MORNING, I MEAN 11:30 COZ THERE
ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT SLEPT LATE...
ANYWAY, WE REACHED TO MET EACH OTHER
WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM... AFTER LEAVING ALL
THE CLOTHES AT HOME (IT WAS A VERY HOT
DAY...), WE RAN TO THE BEACH, 100 METERS
SO FAR...AS THE HUNGER WAS EATING US, WE
JUST SLIPPED TO A RESTAURANT ON THE
BEACH...HERE START THE PROBLEMS...SUM
MINUTES WENT ON, AND THE WAITRESS (HER
NAME WAS NADIA (!)) CAME AND ASKED US
WHAT WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE FOR LUNCH.
SUM COKE FOR ME, SUM ALCOHOL FOR THE TWO
LOVERS, AND ECONOMIC DRINK FOR FLYSPY.
-AND FOR LUNCH ? REPLIED THE DISGUSTING
WOMAN... -SALAD, CHICKEN, 2 PATES
BOLOGNAISES -- -OKAY. WAIT SUM
MINUTES... SHE ANSWERED WITH A CHARMING
VOICE (ONLY THE VOICE) WE STARTED TO
BOOZE THE DRINKS...(NOTE TO CUCS ROMA -
THERE WAS REALLY NO NEED TO SHAKE MY
COKE, COZ IT WAS CLOSED...-). AND THE
FOOD ARRIVED !!! ARFF...SCRONCH, GLURPS.
ALL THE PEOPLE WAS LOOKING AT US
SHOUTING AND THROWING ALL WE COULD
THROW...FLYSPY WON WITH THE FIRST
'BEURRRP'. HE IS A MASTER IN THIS
COMPO...WHY DID WE DO THIS ??? SIMPLY
COZ IT WAS VOMITTING. THE CHICKEN WAS
BONE, THE SALAD LATEX, AND THE 2 PATES
BOLO WERE PIECES OF STRING + SUM RED
FLUID. AS WE SAW THE NADIA, CUCS TOLD
HER THAT WE WOULD NOT PAY THIS SHIT.
EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING AT US. AND SHE
SEEMED TO IGNORE US...ANYWAY I
(RAISTLIN) WAS REALLY IN NEED OF FOOD
AND ATE ALL. IT WUZ DIFFICULT BUT I
REACHED THE END. BUT THE THREE OTHERS
DIDN'T...THE GIRLIE LEFT HIS LATEX AND
ORDERED A GOOD OLD SANDWICH. SHE TOLD
US IT WAS EATABLE. ANYWAY, THE
DISGUSTING THING CAME AND SHOWED US THE
PRICE. -HUM...REPLIED CUCS,...I DO NOT
PAY THE CHICKEN BONE. -THIS IS NOT MY
FAULT IF IT IS LIKE THIS , REPLIED NADIA
THE POOR ARAB. AND SHE LEFT. ANYWAY, WE
PAID HALF THE PRICE AND LEFT THE
RESTAURANT (???) SLOWLY. WE MET ALSO
SOME PEOPLE THAT WOULD ENTER THE
RESTAUBLUURPPPPPP AND SAID THEM THAT THE
SPECIALITY HERE WAS THE SHIT, THE PEOPLE
WENT AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BEACH.
HAPPY PEOPLE ! WE HAD SUM FIGHT IN THE
WATER, AND I LOST MY 5 GOOD YEARS OLD
WATCH. THIS WAS NOT SO SAD COZ I WUZ
WAITING THIS TO BUY ANOTHER NEW ONE !
AFTER THIS, WE HAD SUM FUN BY THROWING
THE BALL ON THE PEOPLE'S HEADS. AND AT
LAST, AN ARAB (AGAIN !) WOMAN REPLIED
AND STARTED TO GIVE US SUM BAD WORDS IN
HER VOMITTING LANGUAGE. AND SHE LEFT THE
WATER MUMBLING SOMETHING NOT
INTERESTING... AS WE FELT TIRED OF THOSE
FUCKIN' PEOPLE POLLUTING THE WATER, WE
HAD A LITTLE TRIP TO A VILLAGE NEAR THIS
FUCKIN ONE AND SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE AND
ORDERED TO CARD OF THE ICE-CREAMS. THE
MAN ARRIVED. SUM MINUTES PASSED BY, AND
THE LONG AWAITED CREAMS CAME ON. AT OUR
LEFT WAS SUM GERMAN PEOPLE THAT TOLD ME
'DELICIOUS ?'. I REPLIED ANYTHING TO
THIS LOW COMMUNICATING FORM. IN FACT I
WAS TOO BUSY TO EAT THE CREAM BEFORE SHE
GETS LIQUID...FLYSPY BEGAN TO EAT, AND
EVEN IN THIS 'SELECT' PUB, HE STARTED TO
MAKE THE PIG, AND HAD A ICE-CREAM MAKE
UP ON HIS FACE + T-SHIRT. EVERYBODY WAS
LOOKING AT US ONE MORE TIME...AS HE WAS
REALLY DIRTY, THE GIRLIE PUT HIM A PAPER
HANDKERCHIEF ON HIS T-SHIRT, TOOK HIM
THE DESERT-SPOON AND STARTED TO MAKE HIM
EAT LIKE A BABY. AS HIS WAS SHAKING HIS
HEAD - LIKE A BABY - SHE MANAGED TO PUT
HIM SOME BLUE COLORED ICE CREAM ON HIS
NOSE (HE REMOVED THIS WHEN IT WAS
BEGINNING TO BE LIQUID). AND HE WAS
FINALLY THE BIG ATTRACTION OF THE PUB
HERE. THEN WE WENT HOME TO MAKE SOME
COPIES (!!!) AND HAD A LITTLE TRIP IN
CAR NEAR THE VILLAGE. THRASH MUSIC
RULES !!! WHEN WE ARRIVED AGAIN IN THE
VILLAGE, FLYSPY PLAYED ON THE STONE FOR
THE DEAD PEOPLE (DUNNO THE NAME OF
THIS !!!). BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HE FAILED
TO BREAK HIS BALLS ON THE HORIZONTAL
BAR...THEN THE GIRLIE TRIED TO MAKE A
90 DEGREES FIGURE. SHE FAILED AND FELL
ON HER BACK. HEHE. NO PROBLEMS WHILE
EATING PIZZAS AT HOME AT 8 PM,... AFTER
WE WENT TO THE BIG PARTY ON THE PORT.
THERE WAS SUM ARCADE GAMES, BIG
ROUNDABOUTS, AND ESPECCIALLY TWO BOATS
IN THE AIR THAT DESCRIBES A CIRCLE.
THIS IS A BIT IMPRESSIONING. WE PAID AND
JUMPED ON THE THE SEATS. THE BOATS
STARTED TO BUMP ONE, TWO, THREE TIMES,
AND EACH TIME, HIGHER AND HIGHER. WHEN
WE HAD THE HEAD ON THE DOWN (AND GUESS
WHAT : THE FEET ON THE UP ! (HEHE)), WE
ALL HEARD A STRANGE SOUND...THE SOUND
OF METAL MONEY THAT FALLS ON A METAL
GROUND...'TTTHHHIIIEEEFFF !!!!!' STARTED
TO SHOUT FLYSPY WHEN HE REALISED THAT IT
WAS HIS MONEY THAT ESCAPED FROM HIS
POCKETS...HEHE. MEAMWHILE, WE WERE
SHOUTING AT MANY DIFFERENT THINGS, COZ
IT'S A BIT FRIGHTNING...(FUCK YOU, NORTH
STAR RULES, BITCH, AND SO MANY WELL
KNOWN SLOGANS). AS WE HAD A FOOT ON THE
GROUND, WE WENT ON ANOTHER ROUNDABOUT.
THIS ONE IS A DISK THAT ROLLS, AND IT
JUMPS. IT'S CALLED 'TAGADA'. EVEN FLYPIG
FOLLOWED US. WE TOOK PLACE ON THE ARENA,
WITH SUM COOL BLACK T-SHIRTED MEN (IT
WUZ GN'R). WE WERE ALL ON THE SIDE, AND
CUCS STARTED TO DANCE ON THE CENTER OF
THE DISK WITH THE GOOD LOOKING GIRLIE.
AT THE FIRST JUMP, CUCS FELL DOWN AND
HIS FOOT STAYED BLOCKED ON THE DOOR OF
THE ROUNDABOUT !!! HEHE - THE MAN WAS
OBLIGED TO STOP IT TO DEBLOCK HIS FOOT.
AND THEN IT RESTARTED, AND WE ALL STAND
UP AND DANCED, HEADBANGGED, FOUGHT,
POGOED, HIT AND WALKING ON THE HANDS OF
THOSE THAT WERE ON THE FLOOR. THIS WAS
FUNNY ! I REALLY LIKE THIS
HEAD-SHAKER !!! AFTER THIS, WE FELT LIKE
HAVING A COOLER AMUSMENT, LIKE BUMPING
CARS. NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT THIS...THEN
WE TRIED A PAYING PUNCHING BALL (ANYWAY
WE WOULD HAVE LIKED IT WAS AN ARAB
HEAD...). CUCS TRIED TO HIT IT WITH THE
HEAD AND FAILED. FLYSPY BUMPED IT,...BUT
ANYWAY I MADE THE HIGHEST SCORE. AND IT
WUZ THE END OF THIS FAB DAY IN THE SOUTH
COAST OF FRANCE...OKAY GUYZ ! IF YA
WANNA COME NEXT TIME, JUST WRITE ME A
LITTLE ADVERT IN THIS MAG
(FOR RAISTLIN/NS), WE WILL MANAGE IT.
AND DON'T FORGET IT, FRIENDSHIP'S BETTER
WEAPON AGAINST BUSINESS...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER USER
BY STERLING
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THIS STORY IS ABOUT NOBODY SPECIAL, BUT
MAYBE IT'S TRUE...
IN THE YEAR 1971 THE KID WAS BORN.
WELL, YEARS LATER HE GOT HIS FIRST
COMPUTER FROM HIS PARENTS. HE USED HIS
COMPUTER ONLY FOR PLAYING GAMES AND SOON
HE BOUGHT HIS FIRST ILLEGAL STUFF, COZ
HE SAW SOME ADS IN A COMPUTERMAG, WHICH
OFFERED CHEAP STUFF. HE COULDN'T BELIEVE
IT BUT IT WAS TRUE. HE WAS ONLY 13 YEARS
AND HASN'T KNOWN THAT IT WAS A PRETTY
CRIME TO BUY CRACKS. HE SPENT ALL HIS
MONEY IN COMPUTER STUFF, HE WAS ADDICTED
ON GAMES. HE LOST ALL HIS FRIENDS AND
SOON HE WAS ALONE. WITHOUT A FRIEND AND
ALSO WITHOUT MONEY. SO HE STARTED TO
SWAP STUFF AND TRIED TO BE AS FAST AS
POSSIBLE. HE GOT MORE AND MORE CONTACTS
AND HE THOUGHT THAT HE WAS FAME. SO HE
JOINED A GROUP AND COPIED STUFF THE
WHOLE NIGHT AND SPENT ALL HIS MONEY FOR
POSTAGE. AT SCHOOL HE GOT BAD MARKS AND
HAD TO REPEAT THE CLASS. BUT HE HASN'T
STOPPED SWAPPING AND HE GOT MORE AND
MORE PROBLEMS.BUT HE ONLY WAS INTERESTED
IN COMPUTERS AND NOT IN GIRLS AND SPORTS
LIKE THE OTHER BOYS IN HIS AGE. BUT HE
WAS ONE OF THE FEW GUYS WHO SPENT THEIR
TIME IN FRONT OF THEIR MONITORS.
HE WANTED TO BUY ANOTHER COMPUTER SO HE
STARTED TO SELL SOFTWARE AND AFTER SOME
MONTHS HE HAD ENOUGH MONEY BECAUSE HE
ALSO SOLD HIS OLD COMPUTER.
SO ALL STARTED AGAIN. FIRST HE BOUGHT
SOFTWARE AND SOON HE WAS WITHOUT
MONEY AGAIN SO HE STARTED SWAPPING AND
SELLING AGAIN. AFTER YEARS OF SELLING
STUFF HE GOT TROUBLES WITH THE POLICE
AND HE ALSO STOPPED SCHOOL. SO HE WAS
WITHOUT AN COMPLETE SCHOOL-EDUCATION
AND SOON ALSO WITHOUT A COMPUTER COZ
THE POLICE HAD CONFISCATED HIS COMPUTER,
THE THING HE LOVED INSTEAD OF GIRLS.
NOW HE HAD LOST HIS FRIENDS IN THE SCENE
TOO. HE WAS ALONE.
HIS PARENTS SUGGESTED HIM TO LOOK FOR A
JOB BUT HE HASN'T FOUND A JOB BECAUSE OF
UNCOMPLETE SCHOOL EDUCATION. HE RUN AWAY
FROM HOME AND HE TOOK HIS PASSPORT WITH
HIM. HIS PARENTS STARTED TO SEARCH FOR
HIM BUT WITHOUT SUCCESS. HE GOT IN TOUCH
WITH DRUGS. HE HASN'T KNOW THAT HE WILL
BE SOON DEAD IF HE WON'T STOP WITH THE
DRUGS. SO TOOK MORE AND MORE DRUGS.
HIS PARENTS HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE
YEARS BUT THEY HAVEN'T LOST THE HOPE
THAT THEIR SON IS ALIVE.
ONE DAY HIS PARENTS GOT A CALL FROM AN
INSPECTOR WHO TOLD THEM THAT THEIR SON
DIED. THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT BUT IT
WAS TRUE... THEIR SON IS DEAD.
- ALL STARTED HARMLESS,
BUT THE END WAS THE DEAD.
HE DIED YOUNG AND NOBODY CAN'T
REMEMBER HIM, EXPECT HIS PARENTS!
PS: I HOPE THAT SOMETHING LIKE THAT WILL
NEVER HAPPEN! DRUGS - NO THANX!
MY BORING LIFE...
BY STERLING
----------------------------------------
MAYBE YOU ALREADY HEARD IT... I STOPPED
EVERYTHING IN THE SHITTY BIZZ,I THROW MY
COMPUTER AND MY SISTER OUT OF THE WINDOW
AND I ALSO LEFT MY FAVOURITE GROUP, THE
GROUP I FOUNDED ONE YEAR AGO AND ALL
ONLY TO START SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING
WITHOUT COMPUTERS... THIS IS A LARGE
(X-LARGE!) STORY ABOUT MY DAYS IN THE
SCENE,I KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED
IN THAT, BUT I DON'T CARE.
WELL, ALL STARTED ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO, I
WAS 10 YEARS OLD, AS MY GRANDFATHER
(NO JOKE!) BOUGHT AN C-64...
I WAS PLAYING SOMETIMES WITH THIS KNOWN
MASCHINE. ONE YEAR LATER MY GRANDFATHER
GAVE ME HIS C-64.(NOW HE HAS AN AMIGA)
YEAH! I HAD MY FIRST COMPUTER! THIS WAS
THE FIRST STEP FORWARD (OR BACKWARD?) TO
MY SOON COMING CRIMINAL DAYS IN THE
SCENE. I SWAPPED SOME DISKS WITH NEWS
(1-3 YEARS OLD) WITH A GUY FROM MY
SCHOOL, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, IT WAS
SAIGON! ALSO SUCH A 11 YEARS OLD BOY WHO
HAD A C-64. LATER WE BOTH FOUNDED
TOGETHER WITH OUR LOCAL FRIEND (LAMER?)
'TONI' THE GROUP 'HCB', WHAT MEANS 'THE
HARD CRACKER BOYS'. SOON WE RELEASED OUR
FIRST 'CRACK', JUST A FEW DAYS AFTER WE
TOOK OUR FIRST ABO.
IT WAS A RE-CRACK FROM AN UNPRODECTED
COPY PROG. LAME? NO, THAT WAS COOL!
WE WERE ABLE TO CHANGE THE NAMES WITH A
DISKMON AMD WE THOUGHT THAT WE ARE THE
BEST (REMEMBER, I SAID WE THOUGHT, NOT
WE WERE!). WE WERE SOME OF THE 'ASM'
(SHITTY GAMES MAG) READERS WHO BOUGHT
EVERY ISSUE! CRAZY? YES! PLAYING WAS ALL
FOR US! AND ALSO SOME BASIC CODING.
MY LONGEST BASIC PROGRAM WAS 100 LINES
LONG (NOT BAD, OR?), BUT WITH 9O LINES
USING 'PRINT'. BUT THEN A COMPUTER SHOP
OPENED, JUST A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM MY
CASTLE. THERE I SAW AN AMIGA 500 AND I
WAS PLAYING CRAZY CARS AND PORTS OF CALL
SOMETIMES. I LOVED THIS MASCHINE! MORE
THAN MY GIRLIE... SO I BOUGHT ONE (WELL,
MY PARENTS BOUGHT THE AMIGA FOR ME!
THANX!) I HAD JUST THREE COPYS OF THE
WORKBENCH AND THE ORGINAL WORKBENCH FOR
FIRST THREE WEEKS. ALSO 'HCB' DIED BUT
NOT UNKNOWN, A LOT OF GUYS HERE IN OUR
ENVIRIONS REMEMBER 'HCB'.
OF COZ I STARTED TO BUY STUFF FROM A GUY
(LIKE EVERY OTHER LAMER...) FROM CPU
(NOW SLAYER OF SIGN) AND SMASHED THE
MONEY BOX FROM MY SISTER. NOW I HAD SOME
STUFF. AND THEN I FOUNDED 'TPG' WHAT
STANDS FOR 'THE POWER GANG'. WE WERE
THREE GUYS IN 'TPG': MUCKY PUP (FIRST
DEATHSTAR),EXCALIBUR AND I (PROFESSIONAL
LAMER WITHOUT WORK). AFTER SOME TRIES
WITH AMIGA BASIC I TRIED SEKA. WELL, BUT
TILL NOW I AM ONE OF THE GUYS WHO CAN
ONLY CODE SIMPLE THINGS. SO I STARTED
PAINTING AND I THINK TODAY I AM NOT BAD
AT ALL, BUT I'M TO LAZY TO PAINT MORE.
THEN 'BLACK NINJA', WHO'S NOW 'SAIGON'
ASKED ME IF HE COULD JOIN. THEN WE
CHANGED OUR NAME AGAIN. THIS TIME WE
CHOOSE 'SAVAGE' (IN GERMAN: SEFAETSCH!),
A NAME EVERYBOODY SHOULD HAVE HEARD
TODAY. WE GOT MORE AND MORE LAMERS
(SORRY, OF COZ MEMBERS) ALL OVER THE
SMALL WORLD AND SOON OUR FIRST DEMO WAS
READY. IT WAS... SHIT! BUT THE SECOND
ONE FROM CYBORG WON THE DEMO COMPETITION
AT THE 'RAC PARTY' IN AUSTRIA. OUR FIRST
SUCCESS. SOME MORE DEMOS FOLLOWED (TILL
TODAY ABOUT 20) AND SOON OUR FIRST CRACK
WAS OUT, AND SOON OUR FIRST TRAINER, AND
A LOT FOLLOWED. WE HAD A BBS IN ITALY
AND THEN WE UNITED WITH TWO ICS GUYS (MY
BEST FRIENDS IN THE BIZZ, FILIPPETTO AND
WIZ) AND ALL WAS GOING WELL. BUT THEN,
A SMALL WAR (LIKE THE SECOND WORLD WAR!)
STARTED WITH 'SUCKWAY' AND 'SCOOPEX'
(HI MARK & RANGER).
NOW, IN THE YEAR OF 1990, I LOST EVERY
MOTIVATION TO CONTINUE IN THE SCENE.
THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN
SITTING IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR AND
BUYING STAMPS AND WRITING LETTERS ALL
THE TIME. I WAS NOT LONGER INTERESTED TO
WASTE MY TIME WITH THE COMPUTER! ALSO I
HATED SOME GUYS IN THE SCENE COZ OF
THEIR BUSINESS (PISSNESS!).THERE WERE NO
REASON TO STAY ANY LONGER IN THE SCENE.
IT WASN'T EASY FOR ME TO LEAVE 'SAVAGE'
COZ OF ALL THE FRIENDS THERE AND BECAUSE
OF THE FACT IT IS MY 'BABY'. BUT NOW...
I STOPPED ALL!
WELL, I WILL SAY GOODBYE FOREVER TO ALL
MY FRIENDS OUT THERE IN THE SCENE WHO
KNOW ME FOR THE COOL TIME....
THAT'S ALL, SAVAGE FOREVER!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST SOME WORDS TO THE
GUYS WHO HELPED TO DESTROY THE AUSTRIAN
SCENE: (MARK OF SUCKWAY + CO.)
IF YOU REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS TRY
EVERYTHING TO REBUILD THE OLD SCENE...
BUT THAT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE!
NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU DID! LEADING
IS NOT SO IMPORTANT THAN FRIENDSHIP!
LAST WORDS: IT WAS A COOL TIME AND I
HOPE THAT THE SCENE WILL GET BETTER
AGAIN (IT WON'T!). SEE YA ON A PARTY!
YOURS, STERLING (EX-SAVAGE)
HOW TO GET FAME?
BY STERLING
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WELL, YOU ARE ONE OF THE UNKNOWN KIDS
OUT THERE IN THE SCENE? NO? THEN READ
THE NEXT ARTICLE, BUT NOT THIS ONE!
BUT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE UNKNOWN KIDS
OR BABIES THEN READ THIS ARTICLE...
COZ IT WILL HELP YOU TO GET FAME.
HOW TO GET FAME? HERE ARE THE ANSWERS:
1. FIST YOU NEED A LOT OF MONEY, BUT
YOU ARE A POOR SUCKER, AREN'T YOU?
SO WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
* BREAK THE MONEY BOX OF YOUR YOUNG
SISTER.
* SMASH DOWN AN OLD WOMAN AND STEAL
ALL HER MONEY.
* PLAY LOTTERY.
* SELL YOUR ST (ONE WON'T BE ENOUGH)
* START AS A CALL-BOY!
2. NOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY! NOW YOU
SHOULD TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT:
* BUY A SECOUND DISK DRIVE.
* BUY A ACTION REPLAY TO MAKE SIMPLE
TRAINERS (ONE PLUS, YA KNOW!)
* ASK SKID ROW FOR AN ABO!
* BUY A 1200 BAUD MODEM AND CALL
SOME BOARDS. (FIRST YOU SHOULD BUY
A TELEPHONE!)
* ASK YOUR NEIGHBOUR IF HE WANT TO
JOIN YOUR GROUP, WHICH IS CALLED
'THE MOTHERFUCKERS'
* WRITE YOUR SLOGAN'FUCK YOUR MOTHER
AND YOUR SON WILL BE YOUR BROTHER'
ON EVERY WALL, ESPECIALLY ON THE
WALLS FROM THE POLICE STATION!
* BUY DRUGS AND START DEALING!
* BUY GFA BASIC AND TRY TO WRITE
YOUR FIRST INTRO.
3. BUT NOW YOU NEED SOME CONTACTS, BUT
WILL Y O U GET SOME?
* SEND EVERYBODY A MODEM (WITH MORE
THAN 2400 BAUD!)
* PUT AN AD IN YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER!
* TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU LEFT THE
'LAME' PARADOX YESTERDAY!
* SEND EVERYBODY THE LATEST ISSUE OF
PLAYBOY (BUT DON'T FORGET TO SEND
PLAYGIRL FOR THE GAYS!)
* TELL EVERYBODY THAT HE IS JUST AN
LAME SUCKER BUT THAT YOU WILL
GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO TRADE WITH
YOU!
* OR TELL EVERYBODY THAT YOU WOULD
BORROW HIM YOUR SISTER (BUT DON'T
FORGET THAT SOME WOULD PREFER YOUR
BROTHER!)
4. NOW YOU HAVE ABOUT 2 CONTACTS, WHAT
SHOULD YOU DO NOW?
* LEARN HOW TO TURN THE COMPUTER ON!
* OPEN A BBS IN EGYPT!
* ASK SLAYER OF SCX TO JOIN YOUR
TEAM! (OF COZ HE WANT!, IF YOU PAY
1 000 000 DOLLAR!)
* ASK 'ANGELS' FOR A CO OP!
* KICK YOUR NEIGHBOUR OUT OF YOUR
GROUP!
* PUBLISH THE PRIVATE ADDRESSES OF
FAME GUYS! (REMEMBER: A PLK ISN'T
A PPRIVATE ADDRESS! GOT IT?)
* BUY SOME ORGINALS (GIANA SISTERS,
DEFENDER OF CROWN,...) AND FREEZE
THEM WITH YOUR ACTION REPLAY...
SPREAD THEM AND TELL EVERYBODY
THAT YOU CRACKED IT!
5. NOW YOU HAVE SOME MORE CONTACTS AND
YOU ARE ALREADY KNOWN!!! BUT NOT
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU!
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
* KILL EVERYBODY WHO DON'T KNOW YOU!
* NOW CHANGE THE GOUPNAME INTO
'THE FATHERFUCKERS' OR 'QUARTEX 2'
* RELEASE SOME RE-CRACKS!
* ORGANIZE A PARTY (DON`T WORRY, IF
NOBODY WILL COME TO YOUR PARTY!)
* WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR THE CRACKER
JOURNAL ABOUT YOU (THE ARTICLE
SHOULDN`T BE LONGER THAN 50 SIDES)
6. NOW YOU'RE FAME. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU
AND EVERYBODY H A T E S YOU!
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?
* K I L L YOURSELF!
PS: DON'T WORRY, NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE
PERFECT!
TIPS FROM STERLING 'EX-SEFAETSCH'
SOME WORDS BOUT' CATS! BY SAIGON
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1. MICRO WAVED CAT!
TAKE ONE OR MORE(PREFERED LONGHAIR-CATS)
AND THROW IT INTO DA MICRO-WAVE!PUSH THE
750W BUTTON AND ENJOY THE SHOW!
2. FREEZED CAT!
TAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THIZ LITTLE SUCKERS
PUT IT INTO THE REFRIGERATOR! AFTER SUM
MINUTES KOOLED IT DOWN TAKE IT OUT AND
PUT IT INTO YOUR FREEZING-APPARATUS (NO
ANTIFREEZE!)! THIZ IS A REALLY GREATFULL
METHOD COZ THE PET WONT LOSE ANY SOUND
ANYMORE,YA HAVENT TO FEED EM',YA SPARE
YOUR NERVES,THEY ARE EASY TO HANDLE AND
YOUR MICES' LIFE IS LONGER!
TO FIX IT TO YOUR DOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE
FOLLOW POINT 1. FIRST!
3. COOKED CAT!
INSERT IT INTO COOKING WATER AND ADD SUM
TOMATOS,POTATOES,SALT'N'PEPER!AFTERWARDS
SERVE IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND!BON APPETIT!
SAIGON/SAVAGE
DIRTY PAGES
BY STERLING (MR. SAVAGE)
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A GOOD GIRL IS A GOOD GIRL - BUT A BAD
GIRL IS BETTER
BE BI-SEXUAL AND DOUBLE YOUR CHANCES
CONSERVE ENERGY - MAKE LOVE MORE SLOWLY
DO YOU TALK TO YOUR GIRL DURING SEX?
ONLY IF I'M NEAR A TELEPHONE.
DO YOU LIKE MASKED BALLS?
NO, I LIKE TO KNOW WHO I'M SLEEPING WITH
HAVE A DIRTY WEEKEND - EXPLORE AN OLD
GOLDMINE
I AM JUST WANDERING WHERE ALL THE
MOTHERS KNOW THE STUFF FROM THAT THEY
ARE FORBIDDING THEIR DAUGHTERS TO DO?
I DON'T DEMAND A GREAT DEAL OF SEX,
BUT I DO NEED A REGULAR SUPPLY.
IF I'M AWAKE TRY ME.
IF I'M ASLEEP WAKE ME.
IF YOU CAN'T DANCE - YOU FUCK A LOT OF
WAITRESSES. VOLTAIRE.
IF SEX IS A PAIN IN THE ARSE, YOU ARE
DOING IT WRONG.
I KNOW A TRANSSEXUAL WHO ONLY WANTS TO
EAT, DRINK AND DO BE MARY.
IT'S 12 INCHES LONG BUT I DON'T USE IT
AS A RULE.
KEEP GERMANY GREEN, HAVE SEX WITH A FROG
LIFE IS LIKE A PUBLIC HAIR ON THE TOILET
SEAT - EVENTUALLY YOU GET PISSED OFF.
LOVE IS BLIND. BUT MOST PEOPLE DO IT IN
THE DARK ANYWAY.
LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO UP AND DOWN
MAKE LOVE DURING THE SAVE PERIOD -
WHEN HER HUSBAND IS AWAY.
MASTURBATION IS AT LEAST SEX WITH
SOMEONE YOU LOVE.
MAY ALL YOUR UPS & DOWNS BE IN THE BED
MUMMY, MUMMY, WHAT'S AN ORGASM?
I DON'T KNOW DEAR, ASK YOUR FATHER.
OH, HOW WE DANCED ON THE NIGHT WE WERE
WED, WE DANCED AND WE DANCED 'CAUSE THE
ROOM HAD NO BED.
OUR LIPS MET PASSIONATELY - THEN SHE
CLOSED HER LEGS AND BROKE MY GLASSES.
PORNOGRAPHY - READING MATERIAL TO BE
HELD IN ONE HAND.
SEX IS BAD FOR ONE - BUT IT'S GOOD FOR 2
TWO'S COMPANY, THREE'S AM ORGY.
THE GERMANS MAKE GREAT LOVERS BUT THE
JAPANESE MAKE THEM SMALLER AND CHEAPER.
THERE'S SHORTAGE OF GIRLS AROUND HERE.
I DON'T CARE HOW SHORT THEY ARE,
THERE JUST AREN'T ENOUGH OF THEM.
THE FRENCH HAVE SEX,
THE ENGLISH HAVE HOT WATER BOTTLES.
28% OF MEN PREFER WOMEN WITH FAT LEGS
AND 14% PREFER WOMEN WITH THIN LEGS.
THE OTHER 58% PREFER SOMETHING IN
BETWEEN.
VIBRATORS ARE CHEAP AND LONGER LASTING.
THEY ARE ALWAYS READY AND NEVER
DEMANDING. THEY NEVER WANT TO KNOW IF
YOU HAVE COME OR CALL YOU FRIGID IF YOU
DON'T AND THEY DON'T MAKE YOU PREGNANT,
GIVE YOU V.D. OR SNORE.
WHEN A GIRL IS BIG ENOUGH,
SHE'S OLD ENOUGH.
WHEN SEX IS A PAIN IN THE ARSE,
SOMEBODY TRIED AT THE WRONG END.
WHY IS IT THAT WOMEN USE SEX TO GET LOVE
AND THAT MEN USE LOVE TO GET SEX?
WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN - YOU HAVE TO BRING
YOUR OWN.
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO PEOPLE WHO USE THE
RYTHM METHOD? PARENTS.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION FUCKING
IM MIXED COMPANY, AND YET, THAT'S
PRECISLY THE PLACE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
DO IT.
WHAT ARE YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING
PREGNANT TONIGHT?
SEEK ADVICE FROM YOUR LOCAL FAMILY
PLANING OFFICE.
WHAT GOES IN DRY, COMES OUT WET AND
GIVES WARM SATISFACTION?
A TEABAG.
JOB SPOT CALL UP!
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1. IF YOU ARE WITHOUT A GROUP OR WANT
TO CHANGE YOUR GROUP JUST SEND US A
MESSAGE WITH YOUR ADDRESS WHICH WE
WILL PUBLISH UNDER THE 'JOBS WANTED'
LABEL IN THE FOLLOWING ISSUES OF
FREEDOM CRACK!
YOU WILL FIND A GROUP FOR SURE!
2. IF YOUR GROUPS NEEDS SOME MEMBERS
SEND US ALSO A SHORT MESSAGE WITH
YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.WE WILL PUBLISH
YOUR OFFER UNDER 'POSITION OFFERED'
LABEL.
3. IF YOU NEED A MUSICAN OR A GRAPHICAN
FOR YOUR GAME OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
WE WILL ALSO TRY TO HELP YA. SO TELL
US IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY FOR YOUR OWN
PROJECTS.
WRITE TO: FREEDOM CRACK
P.O.BOX 46
A-8607 KAPFENBERG
AUSTRIA
ADVERTISEMENTS
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HERE'S THE ADVERTS FOR THIS THIRD ISSUE.
REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN SEND PAPER ADVERTS
BUT YOU CAN ALSO SEND US A DISK WITH
THE ADVERT DESIGNED BY YOU!
FORMAT IS: SEKA SOURCE CODE, DC.B EACH
FOLLOWED BY 40 CHARS. MAX LENGTH: 25
ROWS (1 PAGE). EXAMPLE: DC.B '40 CHARS'
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MIDNIGHTSUN IS LOOKING FOR NEW CONTACTS:
DIABOLOS OF MNS/CLONES
P.O.BOX 3
45361 VALKEALA 2
FINLAND
100% ANSWER TO COOL GUYS WITH DISK!!!
WE SWAP ONLY LEGAL STUFF (DEMOS,UTILS..)
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YO! CONTACT ACTORS FOR FUCKING FAST AND
HOT SWAPPING!
DR.DOOM, KRISTIANFELDS GT.3C
7013 TRONDEIM OR
DOLMANSLEEVE, WEIDEMANN JV.23
7014 TRONDHEIM... ALL IN NORWAY...
SEND DISX!!!!
*************** DEXION ***************
CONTACT THE DEXION HQ FOR EVERYTHING
AT THIS ADDY:
DEXION
POSTE RESTANTE
5000 ODENSE C
DENMARK
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CONTACT SPECTRE FOR SWAPPING EVERYTHING:
MIGHTYMUZ
MATHIAS OLSSON
HOFVERBERGSGATAN 6
S-252 43 HELSINGBORG
SWEDEN
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CONTACT
RATTLEHEAD OF ZOMBIE BOYS
FOR FAST & COOL SWAP:
RATTLEHEAD/ZB,
NOKTALI SOK. 7/12,
06700 G.O.P,
ANKARA, TURKEY.
** NO LOOSERS! **
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ZOMBIE BOYS ARE ALSO SEARCHING FOR REAL
COOL CODERS ON AMIGA.
FOR JOINING WRITE TO:
TURBO;
SOGANLIK PK.19,
KARTAL, ISTANBUL, TURKEY
OR TO:
RATTLEHEAD,
NOKTALI SOK. 7/12,
06700 G.O.P,
ANKARA, TURKEY.
* NO LAMERS! *
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TIRED OF LAME POSTSENDINGS?!?
THEN WRITE TO:
MR.AMIGA OF ALFA CREW AND ZEUS
KOGENDYK 20
1862 XD BERGEN (N.H.)
- HOLLAND -
'ZEUS' IS ALSO LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS
OR WHOLE GROUPS WHO LIKE TO JOIN THIS
MEGACOOL GROUP, WE ARE FORMED WITH: SBC,
SIDON, DOOM (SOUTH AFRICA) AND SO ON!!
100% ANSWER TO ALL, SEND 3.5 OR A 5.25
DISK(S)
SWAP WITH US!
* LIQUID GOLD *
ALSO WE NEED CODERS BADLY....
TO SWAP WITH US OR JOIN AS CODE DEMOS
WRITE TO:
LIQUID GOLD HQ
21 STANLEY ROAD
MORECAMBE
LANCASHIRE LA3 1UP
ENGLAND
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***** A M A Z E - P O S S E S S E D ****
BOMBER OF AMAZE-POSSESSED IS SEARCHING
FOR SOME NEW AND GOOD CONTACTS .
SO WRITE TO ME, OR I WILL KILL YA ON THE
NEXT PARTY : (I WAIT FOR YA, LAMER !!!!)
PLK 158132 E
2900 OLDENBURG
WEST-GERMANY
OR CALL OUR BBS 'CRYSTAL PALACE' UNDER
+49-(0)8431-40959
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RST/NORTH STAR IS LOOKING FOR HOT DEMO
SWAPPERS. FEEL FREE TO WRITE AT :
MICALLEF FREDERIC
BD DE LA GLACIERE
LE BELVEDERE BT.C
F-13014 MARSEILLE
INCLUDE AT LEAST 2 DISKS ( MORE FOR
FOR LAMERS...) = 100% ANSWER.
(ALSO FOR THRASH TAPES SWAPPIN')
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CONTACT US FOR LATEST WARES:
THE TROOPER OF WHIPLASH
PLK 063249 C
5000 KOLN 90
W. GERMANY
AND REMEMBER TO SEND SOME DISKS!
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CONTACT CINEFEX DES.FOR THE LATEST WAREZ
AT: CINEFEX D. HQ
SLATTEV. 13
2600 LILLEHAMMER
NORWAY
GREETINGS TO: VISION FACTORY, PARANOIMIA
PARADOX , SCOOPEX , MAYHEM , SUPPLEX ,
ADEPT , REBELS + THE REST OF THE BEST!!
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DISASTER AREA HQ
SWAP THE LATEST STUFF
WITH US !
(NO NAME!)
PLK 129753 C
2330 ECKERFOERDE
WEST GERMANY
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CONTACT MR. NIGHTMARE OF OMICRON !
CHRISTER LINDQUIST
GRUVGANGEN 7
653 43 KARLSTAD
SWEDEN
DISK = 100% ANSWER
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CONTACT PROLOGIC FOR HOT SWAPPING :
PROLOGIC
SKRANTEN 2 MO
4100 NAESTVED
DENMARK
SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: PARADOX - NOLIMITS
- ADEPT - SKID ROW
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TO SWAP WITH AL CAPONE OF DE LOREAN SEND
DISX TO:
PLK 004147 D
495 MINDEN 2
W-GERMANY
WE SWAP ALSO ILLEGAL WAREZ!NO DISK=NOANS
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CONNECTION WITH GAGE OF THE RIPP MASTERS
PLK 058667 B, 7900 ULM 1, WEST GERMANY
SEND NO DISKS COZ KRIPO'S OUT TO GET
ME.(ONLY COOL DUDES GET RECEPTION)
CONTACT US, WE'RE THE FUTURE
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4 BUYING THE LATEST MODEM WAREZ CONTACT
PARADOX
P.O.BOX 2221
BRIDGEVIEW, IL 60455
USA
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JACKMIX-CRYPTOBURNERS
POSTBOKS 141
3055 KROKSTADELVA
NORWAY
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THE RIPP MASTERS
WANT TO SWAP WITH ELITE CREWS!
WRITE TO PLK 178252 E, 4950 MINDEN 2,
WEST GERMANY. OR +4957161933(MODEM 19200
BAUD). ALSO LOOKING FOR CODERS, ORIGINAL
SUPPLIERS.
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WANNA TRADE THE LATEST WITH HAWKEYE OF
ARMADA THEN WRITE TO:
P.O.BOX 9016
129 RVK ICELAND
ALSO MODEM TRADING
0-1 DAYS OLD STUFF
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= CONTACT =
= HEADSMAHER/BRAIN WAVE =
= FOR BUYING OR SWAPPING THE LATEST =
= AMIGA WAREZ (0-3 DAYS OLD) UNDER: =
= PLK 007444 D =
= 5024 PULHEIM =
= WEST GERMANY =
= SWAPPING: NO DISX - NO ANSWER!!! =
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CONTACT VISION FACTORY FOR THE LATEST
WARES! PLK 021309-C
2300 KIEL 1
WEST GERMANY
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FOR BUYING THE LATEST WARES CONTACT
V I S I O N F A C T O R Y
PLK 089165-C 2300 KIEL 1
WEST GERMANY
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-IS SEARCHING FOR : VHS TAPES (GERMAN) -
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- --------------------
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- WEST GERMANY -
-OR CALL AMIGA-BEACH SPECTRAL HQ IN USA-
** SAVAGE **
P.O.BOX 10 FILIPPO RIZZI
8607 KAPFENBERG VIA VESCOVADO 39
AUSTRIA 35100 PADOVA
ITALY
ELITE ONLY!!! NO DISX=NO ANSWER!
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FOR ELITE MAIL TRADING CONTACT:
JANITOR/REBELS
REBELS POSTRESTANTE/SEJS
8600 SILKEBORG 13
DENMARK
DON'T FAKE!
GREETINGS TO ALL REAL FRIENDS!
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FOR SWAPPIN BEERS+BEERCARDS WRITE TO:
SAIGON/SAVAGE
P.O.BOX 10 8607 KAPFENBERG AUSTRIA
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C R Y P T O B U R N E R S
NEEDS MORE COOL AND FAST CONTACTS!
WRITE TO: P.O.BOX 141
N - 3055 KR.ELVA
NORWAY
NO BRAIN - NO FUTURE!
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WANNA SWAP COOL'N'HOT?
WELL, WHAT THE !?%&/-() ARE YOU WAITING
FOR? GRAB A PEN AND A DISK, AND WRITE A
LETTER TO: IVAR DALE
NAADLANDSBERGET 3B
N-4033 FORUS
NORWAY
LETTER+DISK=398% ANSWER
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FOR TRADING THE LATEST MUSIC TAPES WRITE
TO STERLING OF SAVAGE... NO HEAVY METAL!
P.O.BOX 46, A-8607 KAPFENBERG, AUSTIA...
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FOR GREAT SWAPPING, WRITE TO:
HIGHWAYMAN / DARKLIGHT
P.O.BOX 75
GERMISTON 1400
SOUTH AFRICA
ZEDY / CHROME C
KUUSIT. 10 H
SF-81730 LIEKSA R
FINLAND O
M
HOT & FAST CONTACT - 100% ANSWERS! E
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CONTACT CAMELOT OF THEATRE FOR ELITE
SWAPPING!
ESPEN O. PEDERSEN
3624 LYNGDAL I N.
N O R W A Y ! ! !
NO DISK = NO ANSWER NO LAMERS!!!
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NO COMPUTER-STUFF PLEASE!
FRIENDSHIP RULES! DON'T FORGET THAT!
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IF YOU WANNA JOIN, SWAP OR TALK WITH
** DUPLEX **
WRITE TO: CASE,
PLK 007115D, 2080 PINNEBERG
UNITED GERMANY
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