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SHARE AND ENJOY
SHARE AND ENJOY
PRESENT TWATTIN'
ALL CODE - COMRADE J
TUNE - UNCLE TOM
(OF SCOOPEX SWEDEN)
LOGO - J.O.E.
(OF SCOOPEX AUSTRIA)
BYEEEEEEE!!!
YES, IT'S COMRADE J HERE WITH A FEW SPECIAL MESSAGES: FIRSTLY TO TARTAN ARMY - THANKS FOR SENDING ALL YOUR LATEST CRACKS, I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS MEGADEMO. TO YIDDO OF ODYSSEY - GOOD LUCK IN YOUR NEW GROUP. TO BIG A OF PHENOMENA - SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN SENDING, YEP I'VE BEEN CODING AGAIN! TO JESTER OF QUARTEX - WHEN DO YOU WANT PART 3 OF THE CODING BY PHONE COURSE? TO IVAN SERBLOTSKI - YOU'RE A LAME ST OWNER. GO AWAY. TO ICEMAN - YOU'RE A LAMER OF THE WORST KIND. GO AND DROWN YOURSELF IN A LARGE PUDDLE OF ACID. TO RANGER OF SCOOPEX AUSTRIA - HAVE YOU GOT 'MUSIQUE POUR SUPERMARCHE' YET??? I WANT IT!!!!. TO ZING OF SHARE AND ENJOY / SCOOPEX UK (WHO?) - THEM THERE ARE SOME CANNY TOONS YER BEEN DOON. TO GREMLIN - BRILLIANT CODE, BRILLIANT HARDWARE. WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY? THANKS FOR THE CYCLONE. TO JAILER - SORRY FOR THE DELAY - I'M ADDICTED TO DEVPAC. TO CYRUS OF ODYSSEY - DON'T CHANGE YOUR NAME, CYRUS IS A GOOD NAME. TO TURBO - WHY YOU LEFT ODYSSEY??? TO TOEFINDER OF THE MLC CORPORATION - YOU DON'T EXIST COS I JUST MADE YOU UP. I GUESS THAT MEANS I'M BORED OF THIS SCROLLY. SEE YOU IN ANOTHER SCROLLER SOMEWHERE, SOMEDAY...
I COULD DO SOMETHING REALLY BORING IN THIS SCROLLER, LIKE LIST ALL THE SAE MEMBERS, OR PUT IN OUR AMAZINGLY EXTENSIVE GREETS LIST, BUT INSTEAD I'LL JUST WAFFLE ON ABOUT SOME MINOR IMPORTANT THINGS. FIRSTLY, SOME OF THIS CODE MAY LOOK SIMILAR TO SOMETHING ELSE, THAT'S COS I DID THAT TOO (???) WELL, WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT IF A ROUTINE IS PAID FOR, WHY NOT USE IT TWICE!! IF ANYONE HAS ANY REAL VIRUSES FOR THE IBM COMPATIBLE COMPUTERS, PLEASE SEND THEM TO SAE (MARKED 'IBM VIRUS FOR COMRADE J') I NEED TO DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO SOME PC'S. OH WELL, BORED OF THIS SCROLLER NOW.
TO BE REALLY HONEST I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT TO WRITE IN THIS SCROLLER, SO I'LL LIST A FEW THINGS THAT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST FOR FUTURE SCROLLIES. LIBRARIES (THE BOOK KIND AND THE EXECBASE KIND), HOW TO USE A PHONECARD, AUTOROUTE V1.2 FOR THE PC, HOW TO GET FROM WEST CROYDON TO WIMBLEDON, PENGUINS IN ZOOS, HOW TO MAKE POM-POM'S, A SHORT HISTORY OF GAUL UNDER THE ROMANS, HOW TO REMOVE DIFICULT STAINS IN A LOW TEMPERATURE WASH WITH ONLY A PLASTIC BALL, SEXING TURTLES, THE LIFE AND TIMES OF WINSTON CHURCHILL, PI TO 1,000,000,000,000 DECIMAL PLACES, KIM BASSINGER'S LEFT NIPPLE, FAKING FIVE POUND NOTES WITH A COLOUR PHOTOCOPIER, THE THEORY OF THE REED SWITCH, FAVOURITE TYPES OF WOOD, PHREAKING AN ANSWERING MACHINE, HARMFUL E-NUMBER ADDITIVES IN CRISPS, A CONCISE HISTORY OF THE R.S.P.C.A., 1001 FAVOURITE READER'S DIGEST JUNK LETTERS, THE PLANET PLUTO AND IT'S MOON CHARON, BOOKBINDING FOR BEGINNERS, A DAY AT HEATHROW AIRPORT, PLUTONIUM AND IT'S APPLICATIONS IN ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE, THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES YEARBOOK 1986, RECHARGABLE BATTERIES - THEIR BENEFITS AND COST, CHOOSING WALLPAPER FOR BLIND PEOPLE AND POSSIBLY MANY MORE. IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE ABOUT ANY OF THE ABOVE IN OUR NEXT DEMO, WRITE TO SAE AND VOTE FOR YOUR CHOICE. THE SCROLLY THAT GETS THE MOST VOTES *WILL BE WRITTEN*. BYE FOR NOW....