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got to get to the toilet............ thats better!!! okay lets rock and roll!! this is impi making your eyes move from right to left and then back right again!!! some psychologists would call that an attempt to brainwash the reader into  thinking that he is superman and thus causing him to stand on the edge of his window ledge... (cor the damn thing even rhymes)... and take a running leap into oblivion.. (wherever that is)...however to the informed few this simple exercise would merely be a proccess by which ,you, the reader are manipulating the text which appears on the screen by the use of your eyes, (i won't expand on that part of this analysis..) transfering the data to your brain which in turn allows you to understand what i am trying to say. so what i am really trying to say is that ,i, impi am writing this text. i could of said this in the first place but i hate psychcologist. that is why i had to go to the toilet, to throw up. i know, i know, you are wondering what the hell is this dude talking about. dont feel alone i am wondering the same thing. you see, i have to write scroll text and.......... okay enough of this shit lets do some real talking.           welcome to share and enjoy's ( african division) first ever music disk,  or first anything for that matter. members of the now snuffed ensignia and stubble have through divine circumstance banded together and formed the most bowlshattering group that has ever come south of the equator!!!!!  (yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) okay, okay, i got carried away. she was beautiful, an-ex-russian bodybuilder, i was just sitting hear and she walked in and simply carried me away! now i am tired, i ache all over, and i mean all over. i need to sleep,s-l--e---e----e------p.  z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z.  it is now two days later. the sun is in the azure sky and the  golden rays are carresing the earth. warmth spreads all around the globe and the world is exposed in its full glory... wait a bit i will be back, just hold on, wait, wait ,wait, wait, i am back. and have a backache. i know what you are thinking, i know,  you perverted little sod you. but it's not what you think. you see, i have just had a crash course on the methods of russian bodybuilding. now where was i before we were rudely inturupted? oh yes!!.......south of the equator!!!! (i promise i won't get carried away again, not if i can help it!!) the dudes in this group work together like peanutbutter and syrup, like laurel and hardy, like tom and jerry, like simon and garfunkel, do you get the bloody well picture. oh by the way if you want to get back to the menu just press the right rat button and, vuala, your off to the robot screen!!  go ahead try it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  you see, it works!!! now let me tell you a little joke! what's green and yellow and eats nuts?????????    syphilis!!!!!!!! (hehehehehe) did you enjoy that??? if you did then share it with someone!!!! get it, enjoy, share!!! get it now?? share, enjoy!! well, better luck next time!!! let me tell you a bit about our members: frogfurz, the frog, (who thinks he'll turn into a prince when the right girl kissess him, is our coder. he is our resident alchohlic and as i have said before can drink like a thirsty camel. just say vodka to him and he will run off to the nearest bottle store. try it sometime!! plexar: our artist, and he is one of the best in this country, is the speedster of the group. tell him u want a font or logo today and you get it yesterday. scalpel: our artist, he can talk you to death and makes a mean pizza.the itallian stallion of the world who produces mindnumbing graphics. soniq: our musician, he makes vibrations that can bring any woman to climax, if you don't belive me just get your girl into your room and chuck this musicdisk on and see for your self.that leaves poor old me, impi, last: i am the resident degsiner and swapper. apart from that i have been told that i am psychotic (thats why i hate psychologist.) i plan murders and robberies, and all other stuff. i also degsin the productions that our fabualous members produce. well i am now getting near the end of my part of the scroller. berfore i start my personal greets let me tell you another joke. what did the one ant say to the other as they were walking up prince charles's leg?????? are you going to the royal ball tonight!!!!!!! (fnnar, fnnar.) okay, okay, on with my personal greets. here we go!!! (where??)        yo megabandit how is it hangin? by the way do you still feel funky??? oh yes,i am not silly i do wear condom's on my willy!!!! (keep cool dude.)      woofer, howzit man good to hear from you again. thanx for your sends they are always cool!!! (cheers have a beer on me!!)     kingrat and dreamscape, how the hell are you dudes up there in old jo'burg??by the way i still haven't trashed my modem yet!! (but i am going to!!) save some women for me up there, keep cool dudes.       assassin, well dude sorry to hear that zeus has stopped swapping. it was great to hear from you, keep cool!     mr amiga, yo pal, thanx for the warez.      iris, howzit dude!       orion, wilbur smith does come for here!! bloody good books that he writes!! anyway keep cool!!       pythagoras, where the hell have you gone??????        yo dynamo, how is the coding going?? send me a copy of your diskmag!!!       yo, mightmuzz, howzit dude, how goes the table tennis??? well dudes and dudettes thats about all for my side. see you in the greets list!!! cheers from me!! and now over to that frog, er, handsome prince (he just got kissed by the right girl!!!!), frogfurz!!!!!             boo!!   guess who?!?....... frogfurz of course!  welcome to my latest bit of coding..(nice isn't it(fnaar))  well to prevent brain spasms or anyother painful scroll-induced diseases i shall liven up the scroll......let's have a inscroll tune contest.... (tune one--the final countdown)da da daa da du daaadadadadadaaaaaaaa..... (tune two--space odysey)doom    dooom     dooooom        dadaaaaaaaa dadadaaaaa...      tune two wins   (wild applause from the peanut gallery!!)     as this is a music disk i am forced to ramble on about exciting events....well just the other day i decided it was high time for a....... sleep. (did you find that particularily exciting...?!????)  ok kemo sabe lets have some real fun.... this time it's spot the space compo...... .......... (did you see it?) lets try again......... .......... wow!!!!! a space! (was it as much fun for you as it was for me..ed!). as i feel it is of vital importance to your survival i shall tell you how to reset as painlessy as possible..you may find this a tad odd but i assure you i have heard of some tragic mistakes made when resetting.... step one: make sure your hands are clean (note: peanut butter,nuclear waste and used toilet paper are not considered clean!!)   step two:   position your fingers on the following keys.. ctrl.lamig.caps  your caps lock key will now change priority    step three:   viciously headbutt (fnarr) the ramig key..... wasn't that fun?!?     shoot this scroll...... ok as some groups dig famous sayings... let's hit the fortune cookies... one: frogfucious he say.. never cook disx and peas in same pot.!!! most unhygenic....  two: if your a chicken avoid road crossings..(?!?)  three: if at first you don't succeed... give up.your probably dum anyway... hehehe......  ok i am now officially booooooooorrrrrreeeeeedddd  so if you are reading this scroll and you are a lamer then sod off...(when in doubt..resort to insulting lamers!!!)       oy! as anyone out there read  darkhalf  by s.king   not to shabby is it!  p.s here is a quick messy to impette (impi's sister)                          booooo!!        (heehe did i get you?!?)........... if anyone ever ever reads this then contact me (through impi or maybe i will give my addy later on... ps only coders!!)  joke time............ what is the definition of a g-string.... anal floss (aaaaak(fnaar fnaar..ed))      yo myron!  how goes the code?!?   how goes the sister?!?     this is the first production to come out of sae (african division) and is the first time all five of us have worked together on a project!!!  here is the whole story.... impi,scalpel and i were members of stubble  but we were the only people who did work so we got pissed with the situation and left... soon after we joined sae and now here we are... fnarr...  yo cool-g of zylon!  how goes the coding? (original ques. inc.) ok lets imitate an  ensignia  scroll (nothing personal guys...just having fun)    yeaah cool wow bodacious this is like the top head honcho besto manno demo ever to aaahh come (ooh) out of liike s.a scene... yo thieves  leave our ripped like font like alone..... yo mark (mark?!? who the hell is mark?!?) glad the like awesome ballbreaking cool like war is like over... cool....                 aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh what a boring scroll... here guys learn something ....   stardate fnnarr: galaxy nepetar... planet: bonus  problem: no um-scrollum ideasum...   solution-um...  dont do um scroll!!!!           ok lets change to normal mod.....   flum    (change complete)   me froggy   me entertain um scroll readers... hi!    how!     bow!    wow!       sleep beckons.... goodnight good world........            ello...  today is yesterdays tomorrow... yesterdays tommorrow tommorow  (tommorrow!) i have a mega exam... maths exam.. threeeee hours (aaargh!)   lifes so unfair.. ontop of that i have damn flu (achooo!)   let me take an sheet of acid to get rid of this headache....(que weird noises and drum patterns!)   aaah... that feels better!  well today was a relatively uneventful day (arn't they all?) except for a quite funny incident.... you see today we got our maths (similar to maths?!?) exams back (puke!)  and some dude failed (heheh) and he burst out in tears (dubble hehehe) cor wasn't that fun!!!  ok maybe i will come back later and write some more but i am off to watch some videos.......ciao....adios.....aux revoir....bye...sianora....    yeah, yeah, yeah, this is soniq on the board. here are some personal greetslets go!!!!    nosferatu  nice to hear from you again,whats that about mad postman terratunes ii. yes i did read the whole scroller. by the way do you really keep tapes of track music???       ioi and kernie  hope you like this musicdisk.by the way have you changed from sound fx yet??     jesper kyd  always great to hear from you, got any weird sy-twotwo patches yet??     galaxy  send me your new music disk as soon as it is released!!    devastater  hi peter, hope you enjoyed the tape i sent you. thanx for the jean michel jarre code!!     nightlight  how did you like the t-shirt. thanx for the great sample disk!!    walkman  thanx for the two presents that you sent me.hope you got your parcel!!    blackstar  how did your volleyball compo go?? sending you more articles for four-d soon     skiff  howzit in your new or old group??? send me a preveiw of your game!!       skimmer  how long does it take you to write your letters?? (try to use more colours next time!!) finally received your music!!     budoutrage  so you want to buy a car?? so whats happened to the music disk!!     reptile  send something soon !!!!     axel  remember to send me your products and your old demo collectionyou told me about!!  firefox  hope your video tape is ready soon!! have you deceided to get your tg-threethree yet. send me some swedish comedy!!      frostbite  nice music on your picture show you sent me!!     farpoint  maybe i will visit you soon!! still got the tr-six o six!! now you know what to use if you lose your doorstopper !!     dr. awesome  intersting chat we had a few nights ago with neoromancer!! (yo, neoromancer!!)   to the guys who aren't on the scene  lou,mike, and trevour howzit dudes!!    time for a quick joke......   what's worse than ten babies in one dustbin ???????     one baby in ten!!! hahahahaaaa    !!  anyway thats all from me!! cheers soniq signing off!! byeeeeeeeee!!!    well the phone just rang... ring ring .... helloooo its scalpel....    hello scalpel  froggy here..... he just sent me his logos and he is asking what i think of them.... hmm not bad... he did the logo at the top  and the speakers  he is totally and utterly insane...  i just asked him if yhe considered himself paranoid.... he did... mad dude....  he is moaning...as usual... he wants to work in thirty two colours.....   nooooooooo...... not thirty two cols.... he wants to know if he should do another logo... do you think he should.... no...yes.... maybe!!!    poor me i have to do allll the coding for the sae african division....  shame.... lemme commit sewage pipe.....  aargghhhh...... painfull.....   bye.... cheers scalpel.......  he hung up..... ok i will hang up this scroll for a while as i must do some maths..... aaargh......  ok here is scalpel...... yo dudes this is ol scalpel molesting the keyboard.... i want all you gfx out there to contact me (through impi)  special hi to all group members of sae... what a great job they have done in producing this amazing music disk.... (including me..heheheh) a special greet to plexar for his quality gfx..on the lighter side i want to tell you two jokes...... how does tarzan hide in the jungle???   he paints his balls red and hides in cherry trees (???-ed)     some people call me crazy... i am a person who enjoys digging the pituirty gland out of peoples  brains (puuuke....ed!)   if too much pressure is exerted on this gland.. by me throgh physical damage then you should turn into an anal breath or anal head or rectum head (he's got quite an obsession with rectums..hehehe...ed)  i have got an obsession with killing postmen!!! i hate postmen!!   ok my text is getting a bit blunt time to go sharpen it..... ciao.....  note: this scroll was written through myself (ffz) on the phone!!!! must be a world first....?!!?!?        signing over to plexar....yea, time to get wicked ! its me ...... ..plexar . i think this musicdisk is quite cool ! dont you ?  yes, we are the only group in south africa that does not have lamers nor arseholes.. unlike some other groups here in sa ! working together is our aim .....ah yea.  vote for us in the eurochart.   nice chats on the phone impi... howzit mate. hello super johnny... hoe gaan die programering aan ? wat n ys koue musiekdisk...! skryf gou. . ok,  enough afrikaans... .sorry for that... only english from here on . nice gfx scalpel ! wait a bit,i need some coke ...let me get it  ............. okay, i am back   glug  glug  buuuuuurp ! hehe he he . its so damn hard to type text if u have got no inspiration.. oh well.   at the moment my hifi is on full blast. thats the way i always listen to it. thats why i am getting a bit deaf.. only a bit! its a sony, you can tell !!! where have i heard that before ? paid plenty bucks for this very cooooool hifi !   a quick hello to   dazzle!  keep cool dude!   time to stop this boring text .... next guy pleeze  .... plexar out !!!!  .......    hellllo   froggy is back!   well well heres some graffiti.......  eunuchs unite... you have nothing else to lose... heheheh     your never alone with schizophrenia....    ha      dead people are cool  hahhahahhewhehah   democracy is too good to share with just anyone... ?? yheheee   keep sa green.... (not if it means having sex with a lizard)...  haw haw hawwww  the first three minutes of life can be the most dangerous..  (the last three can be pretty dodgy too!!)   hohohohoooohohooo...   ok you want more humour...ya got it...  but first a word from our sponsor....  if ya cn rd ths thn u msd b vry fst ur vry dummmmm .......     now back to the festivities....   the most gallant attempt to defend a ladys honour.....  a british couple were jailed for making love on a greek holiday beach, unaware that their romp had attracted a huge crowd of more than two thousand (fnarrr.....ed!)   sightseers.  from his prison cell the man explained....    i was giving her the kiss of life     (fnarr lets all go to a beach and ummm beach a chick!)     ok enuff with the general knowledge....       well time to go code......   goodbye.....   special hi to entity   darknight sorry for mega delay, write to soon   and the unseen..... how goes the games??!! stay cool steph!!!!        yay!!!! this is impi on the floor, rolling around  and nearly killing myself with delight and laughter!!!  we have just finished this music disk yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  time to celabrate, catch you later........................  it is now later and we have just had one hell of a party  it is now time for the greets list. but before we start with them let me tell you one last joke. did you know that an italian tank has fifteen gears???? its true, one foward and fourteen revrse!!!!!  hehehehehehehehe   okay time for the greets. in no specific order, here goes                royal amiga force         zag        atomic blossom       zylon        iris        system five        bytebusters        gemini        albion        pussy        spreadpoint        them        brainstorm        cryptoburners        motion        pure metal coders        phenomena        sphere        silents        kefrens        fraxion        alive        cascade         maniax of noise        ecstacy        crusaders        abusive        razor ipii        image        magnetic fields        nbs        imp (sorry no numbers in font!!)        symbiosis        tension          well thats all folks see you all in our next production cheers, goodbye, cioa, adios, llllllllllllloooooooooooooooppppppppppppp               



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