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HELLO OUT THERE! THIS IS ~COMRADE J~ SPEAKING... WELCOME TO MY
LATEST BIT OF CODING, ~AMAZING TUNES II.~ THIS IS THE SEQUAL TO
AMAZING TUNES 1, WHICH WAS RELEASED ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO!!!.
THIS PRODUCT WAS CONCEIVED, DIRECTED AND PROGRAMMED BY ~COMRADE J~ OF SAE.
THE GRAPHICS WERE DRAWN BY ~T.I.W.~ AND ~THE JUDGE~ OF SAE, AND THE MUSIC WAS
COMPOSED BY SHARE AND ENJOY MEMBERS: ~ANCHORET~, ~FARPOINT~, ~THE
JUDGE~ AND ~LEGGLESS~ WITH SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES BY ~ROGUE
MALE~ AND ~UNCLE TOM.~ WARNING - THIS DISK CONTAINS SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD
MUSIC.
THIS DEMO CONTAINS ABSOLUTELY ~NO SOLID VECTORS~, AND AS A SPECIAL OFFER
THIS MONTH ONLY, ~NO BOBS~ AND ~NO SINESCROLLS~ EITHER... :-)
IF THE GIRL LOOKS SHORT AND FAT TO YOU, THEN FIDDLE WITH YOUR MONITOR'S VERTICAL
SIZE KNOB TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM...
AND NOW A USEFUL PHONE NUMBER: DO YOU WANT A HST 14.4K MODEM? PHONE MIRACOM UK, THE HOME OF THE HST MODEM - 0473 233888.
THIS DEMO WAS FINISHED ON DECEMBER 24TH 1990 THANKS TO MANY HOURS OF HARD
WORK BY MYSELF, AND MANY SECONDS OF ALMOST-HARD WORK BY TIW AND CECIL -
THANKS GUYS!!!!
ALSO, THANKS TO VAL FOR LENDING ME HIS A501 (ANCHORET HAS MINE!!), AND
THANKS TO ROGER AND JAMIE, HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO....
SOME TECHY INFO. THE LARGE FEMALE TYPE OBJECT THAT IS BEING ANIMATED ABOVE IS NOT
BLITTED ONTO THE SCREEN, IT IS DUN WITH THE 68000 (68030 IN MY MACHINE!). WHY? FIRSTLY, BECAUSE ALL THE GRAFIX
ARE STORED IN FAST MEMORY (1 MEG DEMO, REMEMBER?), OR TO BE MORE PRECISE, PUBLIC MEMORY (EITHER FAST OR CHIP).
I NEEDED TO DO THIS BECAUSE OF THE GIGANORMOUS MODULES WE WANTED TO USE WITH THIS DEMO, AND AS THERE
IS NO MASKING, THE 68000 CAN DO A PRETTY FAST JOB OF IT ANYWAY, LEAVING THE BLITTER TO DO ALL THOSE NASTY
LINEDRAWS FOR THE EQUALIZER, AND A FEW OTHER THINGS TOO.
I BELIEVE ONE OF THE MAJOR MISTAKES MADE BY AMIGA PROGRAMMERS IS RELYING ON
THE BLITTER TOO MUCH. LOOK AT ATARI ST DEMOS IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT
CAN BE DONE WITHOUT A BLITTER. SOME OF THEM ARE MINDBLOWING (CONSIDERING THE HARDWARE LIMITATIONS.)
WHAT I USED: WHAT CJ DEMO COULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A GRATUITOUS LIST OF
HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE INVOLVED? WELL, THIS ONE COULD....
SUFFICE TO SAY I'VE GOT LOADS OF AMIGAS (I'M RUNNING CYGNUS-ED ON MY 3000
AT THE MOMENT, WITH AT2 RUNNING ON ONE OF MY A500'S BEHIND ME...) BUT THERE
AGAIN I'M A PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMER, SO I NEED THEM ALL. IN FACT I PROGRAM
THE AMIGA IN 'C' DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS (OK, OK, I NEED THE CASH!!!)
WE HAVE REALLY ANNOYING FRENCH STUDENTS HERE AT THE MOMENT.
BUGABOO THE FLEA WRITTEN IN FRANCE OR BY FRENCH PEOPLE (NOPE- IT WAS PROGRAMMED IN SPAIN - T.I.W.) I SEEM TO THINK IT WAS.
DEPECHE MODE ARE NOT FRENCH, BUT THEY ARE VERY POPULAR IN FRANCE, WHICH SHOWS THEY
HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC AT LEAST. (NO THEY HAVEN'T... THEY ACTUALLY *LIKE* THE
EUROVISION SONG CONTEST! -T.I.W.)
WELL, I'M GONNA PAUSE THE CD TO PHONE T.I.W. AGAIN (HIS PHONE IS ALWAYS ENGAGED).
STUPID IDIOT IS STILL ON THE PHONE... HEY TIW. STOP NATTERING AND GET OF THE
PHONE SO I CAN CALL YOU!!! AAARRGGH... START THE CD..... AHHHH. MUCH BETTER
WELL, I CHANGED THE CD, VIOLATOR IS NOW PLAYING. A LITTLE
CHEER CAME OUT OF THE FRENCH STUDENT'S ROOM. (WELL IT IS RATHER LOUD AT THE MOMENT). I THINKS THEY
LIKE IT.. DAMN, WHAT OTHER CD'S HAVE I GOT? ) (HOW ABOUT 'F**K THE FRENCH' BY PUBLIC IMAGE LTD? -T.I.W. [NOPE, I HAVEN'T
GOT THAT ONE - CJ])
I MUST POINT OUT THAT I AM *NOT* NATIONALIST OR RACIST OR ANY OTHER IST. I
THINK A UNIFIED EUROPE IS A GREAT IDEA. I DON'T EVEN MIND VEGETARIANS (AS LONG AS THEY'RE
NOT VEGANS. I *HATE* VEGANS. BLOODY MASS MURDERERS. JUST THINK.. I EAT MEAT OK? I'M PROBABLY RESPOSIBLE FOR
THE MURDER OF ABOUT 20 OR SO SHEEP/CATTLE, ETC A YEAR. WELL, I CAN LIVE WITH THAT....
BUT THESE BA**ARDS KILL THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT LENTIL-IDENTITIES EACH MEAL TIME.
LENTILS FOR BREAKFAST, LENTILS FOR LUNCH AND LENTIL SOUP FOR DINNER... EVERY ONE OF THOSE LENTILS HAD ASPIRATIONS OF GROWING
PROUD AND STRONG INTO A NICE LENTIL-PLANT, BUT THEY WERE RIPPED FROM THEIR MOTHERS STEM BEFORE THEY HAD EVEN SUNK ROOTS INTO THIS
WORLD TO END UP AS THE FEAST OF A VEGAN. AT LEAST THE BITS OF COWS THAT I EAT ARE FROM ANIMALS THAT HAVE LIVED
A WHILE AND HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE WORLD, AND THINK 'WHY AM I HERE? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE IN LIFE?'
BEFORE THE MAN FROM MACDONALDS SAYS YES AND CARTS THEM OFF TO THE FACTORY...
NO WONDER THE COWS GO MAD......
AND NOW A LITTLE PAUSE.....
AH. DURING THAT BRIEF
PAUSE I WATCHED MIAMI VICE [EDITOR'S COMMENT: THIS IS PROOF OF HOW LONG AGO
THIS RUBBISH WAS WRITTEN. THE LAST EPISODE OF MIAMI VICE FINISHED ABOUT 4
MONTHS AGO], WENT TO BED, WOKE UP, WENT TO WORK AND CAME BACK.
NOT BAD DAY, PLAYED WITH MICROSOFT WINDOWS 3 ON THE PC, NOT BAD, NOT BAD....
(NOT TOO GOOD EITHER.... AMIGADOS 2.0 IS MUCH BETTER)
JUST PHONED TIW, HE'S BLOODY TAKEN THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK AGAIN. HE BETTER COME ROUND
HERE TONIGHT, I NEED SOME MORE GFX FOR THIS DEMO. STILL, ITS A REALLY HOT SUNNY DAY HERE, THE
HEATWAVE IS ON [EDITOR'S COMMENT: SEE WHAT I MEAN?] AND THE WINDOWS ARE OPEN, THE MUSIC IS LOUD, THE NEIGHBOURS WILL LOVE ME.....
THE STUDENTS ARE NOT BACK YET, SO I CAN PLAY VIOLATOR WITHOUT FEAR.
OOOH WELL, I OUGHT TO DO SOME CODING YOU KNOW... I'M NOT SURE WHAT. PERHAPS A MULTI-LAYER PARALLAX SCROLLY
3D VECTOR BACKGROUND? WELL, PERHAPS NOT. I'VE GOT ABOUT 3 RASTER PIXELS LEFT. BETTER RING TIW AGAIN SOMETIME SOON...
BREAK IN TRANSMISSION. THIS IS CJ BACK HERE AGAIN WITH SOME MORE SCROLLY....
BET YOU THINK IT'S PRETTY SAD DOING A SCROLLY WITHOUT LOWER CASE CHARACTERS. YEAH, MUCH
EASIER TO CODE AND LESS MEMORY TAKEN UP.. WELL, IN FACT I ALMOST USED LOWER-CASE CHARACTERS, BUT THEY LOOKED TOO
boring.
YEAH. IN THIS ROOM IS SAE'S NEWEST FAN. HAHAHAHAHA
ERM. DO YOU GET THAT? REALLY? NAAAHH...
AND NOW A USEFUL PHONENUMBER: HAS YOUR AMIGA BROKEN DOWN? DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW ABOUT THE CURRENT DEVELOPMENTS IN AMIGA TECHNOLOGY? IF SO,
PHONE COMMODORE UK ON (0628) 770088.
AND NOW OVER TO SOMEONE ELSE...
HELLO FANS IT IS EMMA THE MAD DIGGER (YES I DO HAVE RED HAIR) SO HOW ARE YOU? HELLO TO
JON (YES IT IS BRIGHT, CHERRY RED! FNARR, FNARR.)
WOW THAT WAS SHORT (AND SO WAS HER MESSAGE....)
RIGHT, I GET A BIT TO MYSELF (FNARR FNARR!) YEP, GUESS WHO... YEP, IT'S T.I.W.!
< SORRY, THE REST OF TIW'S SCROLLY HAS BEEN EDITED OUT TO COMPLY WITH THIS
DEMO'S PG RATING >
HELLO, THIS IS CECIL ON THE KEYBOARD. I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO WRITE (CONTRIBUTE) TO THIS SCROLL,
BECAUSE T.I.W. IS EITHER FED UP, OR HAS CRAMP IN HIS FINGERS. (MAYBE HE RAN OUT OF
INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY) WHAT SHALL I TALK ABOUT. HOW ABOUT A GREET TO YOP (STUPID NAME)
FUDGE (A MUSIC NUT) THIS IS A GREAT DEMO. I HAVE SEEN THE PROGRESS OF IT AND IT SHOULD BE GOOD
WHEN IT IS FINISHED (WHICH SHOULD BE NOW AS YO ARE READING THE SCROLL FOR IT ???)
ISN'T EMMA STRANGE (SOFT, MOIST, WARM AND LOVELY, WHAT A DESCRIPTION !!) HAS ANYONE
EVER WATCHED "THROW MAMMA FROM THE TRAIN" ??? HO HUM HEY HO, WHAT A WAY TO GO. FOND THE
HIDDEN FEATURES YET !!! (I DON'T MEAN BUGS, ARE THERE ANY !!) IF YOU EVER NEED A CHILDRENS
ENTERTAINER THEN PLEASE CONTACT CECIL OF SAE. I
LIVE NEAR T.I.W. COMRADE J HAS JUST PUNCHED HIS MONITOR, WHILST PROGRAMMING, I WONDER
WHY !!! ARE THEY ANY MAGICIANS WHO OWN AMIGA'S, IF SO WRITE A DEMO AND LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR
CECIL (***ME***) I HATE THE CLICK OF AN EMPTY DRIVE. WHY CAN'T THE CLICKS ON MORE THAN 1
EXTERNAL DRIVE BE IN SYNC TOGETHER, OR AT LEAST GIVE SOME KIND OF BEAT.
PAUL DANIELS DOES IT WITH RABBITS, AND SPONGE BALLS (OO ERR) COMRADE J IS NOW TALKING
TO HIMSELF, HE SHOULD HAVE A PLANT NEARBY, THEN IT WOULD BE A USEFL EXERCISE. THIS SCROLL IS
VERY LONG, I EXPECT I WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER READ THIS, JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO
SEE MY WRITTING. (<=SPELT AS I WANTED TO SPELL IT)
I AM SITTING IN A VERY MESSY ROOM, EVEN MESSIER THAN MINE (AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING)
SEND YOUR LATEST DEMO TO CECIL, VIA THE BEST (T.I.W.) (CREEP CREEP) (GET IN HIS
GOOD BOOKS) LEAVE CECIL A MESSAGE VIA CAB. T.I.W.
WEARS WHITE TEE-SHIRTS WITH HOLES IN (MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL) WHERE ARE ALL THE LADY
CODERS (APART FROM YOP)? I AM NOW RETURNING TO THIS SCROLL FROM WHAT SEEMS YEARS (SORRY COMRADE J?)
I THOUGHT I WOULD PUT THIS IN HERE AS T.I.W. IS WRITING NEXT AND YOU KNOW HOW HE GOES ON.
I SHOULD LIKE TO GREET DAN (MEATBALL, OR LOAF OR WHATEVER), DAN, DAN, THE PARANOID
(SLIPSTREAM) MAN, KRIS THE FLOOR MAN!!
MAX THE ITALIAN (IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT) AMIGA FREEK. WELL I AM WRITING THIS ON 22ND DEC 90 AND LOOKING
FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS (THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS FORWARD TO IT?) I WAS TOLD YESTERDAY THAT SANTA
ISN'T REAL. HE IS, HE IS. OK THE TIME YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR (OR DREADING) T.I.W. BYEEEE
COMRADE J HERE. SORRY CECIL, BUT SANTA IS ~NOT~ REAL. HE IS AN OUT-OF-WORK
ACTOR WITH A SILLY STICK-ON WHITE BEARD...
ONLY JOKING!!!! :-)
WELL, THIS IS T.I.W. HERE, NOW, WRITING THIS BIT OF THE SCROLLY.
WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS DEMO IS AT LAST FINISHED! IT WAS STARTED IN,
ER, MAY-ISH, THE LAST TIME I WENT UP TO VISIT JON OF SAE! LOOK OUT FOR
HIS NEW GAME, IT'S TOTALLY AMAZING! WELL, I'VE SPENT MUCH OF THE LAST
FEW DAYS ROUND AT COMRADE J'S. IT WAS QUITE PRODUCTIVE, EVEN IF I GOT
CONSTANTLY ANNOYED WITH COMRADE J'S LITTLE BROTHER (PURVEYOR OF POTATO PIGS!)
BUT I'M AT HOME NOW, AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AT 1.43AM! I HAVE BEEN ASKED
TO EXCLUDE ALL PROFANITIES FROM THIS SCROLLY, BECAUSE IT HAS A 'PG' RATING (?)
I'VE GOT A PILE OF GOOD CD'S TO LISTEN TO HERE, SO, I'LL PROBABLY BABBLE
ON FOR AGES! SOME PEOPLE SAY I HAVE STRANGE MUSIC TASTES. WELL, THEY'RE NOT
STRANGE, JUST VARIED! I'M INTO: DEPECHE MODE, HAPPY MONDAYS, EMF, PIXIES, ERASURE,
AC/DC, IROM MAIDEN, GUNS 'N' ROSES, WHITESNAKE, OVER KILL, LOTS OF RAP MUSIC, NEW ORDER, PET SHOP BOYS,
VANGELIS, JEAN MICHEL JARRE, TANGERINE DREAM, HAROLD FALTERMEYER, ADAMSKI, 808 STATE,
THE POGUES, ~GOOD~ DANCE/HOUSE MUSIC AND LOTS MORE. (BUT I WOULDN'T BUY ALL
OF THEM ON CD.....) I SEEM TO LIKE A BIT OF ALMOST
EVERYTHING! EXCEPT ALL THAT INCREDIBLY DIRE S/A/W RUBBISH AND NEW KIDS ON
THE BLOCK! THAY ARE SOOOOOO AMAZINGLY BAD THERE'S SUCH A LOAD OF RUBBISH IN THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW,
WITH THAT OLD PRUNE CLIFF RICHARD AT NO.1 (IN ENGLAND ANYWAY!) THE ONLY GOOD
STUFF IS EMF- UNBELIEVABLE (JUST TOTALLY FREKAS ME OUT!), VANILLA ICE- ICE ICE BABY (I HATED IT AT FIRST, BUT IT
KINDA GROWS ON YOU!), SEAL- CRAZY (REALLY FRESH!), AND NOT A LOT ELSE!
WHY IS IT THAT ALL THE GOOD STUFF NEVER GETS INTO THE CHARTS? NONE OF THE GOOD
METAL STUFF EVER GOT INTO THE CHARTS, JUST THE LAME MOR STUFF LIKE JON BON
JOVI (HE WAS GOOD IN BON JOVI, BUT HE'S NOT SO GOOD SOLO). ALSO, AM I THE
ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO LIKES DAVE STEWART AND THE SPIRITUAL COWBOYS?
CJ WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT EMMA'S MUSICAL TASTES, WELL, I QUITE LIKE STUFF
LIKE THE STRANGLERS (EMMA IS IN LOVE WITH THE 'SEXY BASS PLAYER'! HE'S FRENCH, FOR
FLIP'S SAKE!), BUT I'M NOT SO KEEN ON BAUHAUS AND ALL THAT WEIRD STUFF, I JUST
CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND MOST OF IT! A LITTLE ABSTRACT FOR MY LIKING!
I SUPPOSE, EVERYONE TO THEIR OWN TASTES! I QUITE LIKE SOME OF THE OLD 60'S STUFF TOO,
COOL (BUT DEAD) GUYS LIKE JIMI HENDRIX, JANIS JOPLIN (HI HAVOK!), AND VARIOUS
OTHERS TOO.... THERE'S LOTS OF OLD STUFF IN THE CHARTS AT THE MOMENT,
GOD KNOWS WHY! THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS- OHHHHHHH MY-YY-YY LOOO-OOO-VVE,
MY DAAAA-AAAA-RLIN', I HUNGERRRRRRR, HUNGERR-RR-ER-OWEEEOOOOE-OEOOOEEEWOOO ETC...
I WOULLDN'T MIND IF IT WAS ANY OF THE GOOD STUFF! WHAT IS IT ABOUT SOME MUSICIANS
THAT MAKES THEM SIGN TO STOCK/AITKEN/WATERMAN? SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THEIR BOOKS
MIGHT JUST BE OK IF THE SONGS WEREN'T WRITTEN BY S/A/W! I HAVE YET TO LIKE A
RECORD BY KYLIE MINOGUE! I QUITE LIKE KYLIE (THE PERSON) BUT I ABSOLUTELY HATE KYLIE
(THE MUSIC)! FACE IT S/A/W, YOU'RE A TALENTLESS BUNCH OF DUNG-SHOVELLERS!
(YOU SEE, VERY DIVERSE MUSIC TASTES!) I FOUND OUT RECENTLY THAT 'DEAD OR ALIVE'
WERE A S/A/W ACT! WELL, THEY WERE PRETTY SAD ANYWAY! SORT OF 'TEENY-GOTH' STUFF
(IF SUCH A THING EXISTS!) MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE SERIOUS METALLERS OR GOTHS,
AS YOU CAN SEE, I QUITE LIKE METAL (A RECENT THING FOR ME- IT WAS GOING TO DONINGTON
THAT INSPIRED ME!), BUT SOME OF THE GOTH STUFF I FIND A BIT STRANGE (SISTERS
OF MERCY, FIELDS OF THE NEPHILIM, ETC) WELL, AS SINBAD SAYS,
MUSIC IS WHAT BLOWS THE DUST OFF LIFE! TIME TO GET ONTO THE NEXT BIT!
HMMM. SOME GOSSIP. ABOUT BOSH AND FARPOINT SPECIFICALLY. AT SOME PLACE CALLED
SINATRA'S, FARPOINT (HE OF MUSIC FAME) KICKED A HAND DRIER OFF THE WALL,
AND BOSH SPENT THREE HOURS IN THE LAVATORY THROWING UP! SOUNDED GREAT FUN!
THEY WERE BOTH TOTALLY PEE-PEE'D UP!
A FEW THINGS HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE LAST SCROLLY I WROTE (THE INTRO FOR
THIS COOL DEMO!) WELL, WE'VE MADE OURSELVES A BIT SMALLER AND A BIT BETTER
FOR A START! AND AT LAST THIS COOOOOOOOL PIECE OF CODEWORK IS FINISHED AND
READY FOR HOT SPREADING BY YOURS TRULY, INTRUDER, DREAM WARRIOR AND EVERYONE
ELSE! OK THEN, ON WITH THE SCROLL. THIS DEMO IS TO BE RELEASED AT THE AMAZING
COPY PARTY OF -DEXION- IN ODENSE, DENMARK! WE SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER DEMO TO
RELEASE THERE, CODED BY MY FELLOW MEMBER, LEGGLESS! (NOTE TO THE CONTRARY-
HE DIDN'T FINISH IT IN TIME! FOR THE 16-BIT SHOW NOW!) IT CONTAINS THE LONG-AWAITED
SAE SLIDESHOW! C'MON STEVE, GETTIT FINISHED! I'VE ALSO GOT SOME MORE OF MY NICE
GRAPHICALITIES COMING OUT IN A DEMO FROM THE ONLY OTHER REAL QUALITY UK GROUP,
ANARCHY, CODED BY (VERY) PART-TIME SAE MEMBER DEL! WELL, I WAS BORED!
I KNOW THEY'RE BORING, BUT THEY'RE
TRADITIONAL! (ESPECIALLY AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR, WHERE TRADITION IS PARAMOUNT!)
THE GREETS! GREETS TO EVERYONE AT -THE- PARTY, AND ALSO A FEW PERSONAL GREETS.
PERSONALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE BOTHER WITH PERSONAL GREETS, BECAUSE NOBODY
SEEMS TO KNOW THESE PEOPLE YOU'RE GREETING! B-) BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY!
FIRST MY SCENIC GREETS! THEY GO TO: LORD DREDD OF SILENTS- HI JENS, DID YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ARE MY OLDEST CONTACT? HMMMMM, OVER 2 YEARS NOW! I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN DENMARK! YOU'RE A GOOD MATE, AND THANKS FOR THE ALWAYS COOL
SILENTS SENDINGS! STONEMAN/MAFFIA- YOU'RE A COOL GUY! JAGGER/KEFRENS- SEE YOU
AT THE PARTY! ZIKE AND CONQUEROR- IT'LL BE NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE
OVER HERE? REMEMBER THE 'POTATO PIG'??!? SHADE MC OF EUPHORIA- NICE 2 B TRADING
WITH YOU! STAY COOL..... RASTAN/PARADOX- COOOOL CONFERENCES! SPEAK TO YOU SOON!
DOMINIC AND BEN (PARADOX)- CALL AGAIN SOON- NICE CONFS! STOOKIE/DUAL CREW- WELL,
WHAT DO YIU THINK OF THIS THEN? COOL, LIKE I SAID! ZEBRA/SCOOPEX- SEE YA AT THE PARTY!
WE'LL DO SOME SERIOUS DRINKING! STRIDER OF FAIRLIGHT- I'LL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!
HAVOK OF NOBODY- SHAME YOU CAN'T COME TO THE PARTY... MR.BIG OF ANARCHY-
PHONE ME Y'LAMER (JOCULAR COMMENT!)! 4-MAT OF ANARCHY-YOU MISSED THE DEADLINE FOR
THIS DISK IT SEEMS, STILL, STAY COOL..... JESTER OF QUARTEX-
HAVE YOU RECOVERED FROM YOUR DRINKING BASH AT THE MF PARTY? SINBAD- HEY, BUY
AMIGA ACTION THIS MONTH! THE ANCHORET- WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOUR NEW TUNE BEING TOO GOOD
FOR AN AMIGA? LET ME HEAR IT! UNCLE TOM- I'M IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING 'GRAVEYARD
SHIFT' FOR YOU- HAVE PATIENCE! FIREFLY/MAYHEM (IS IT?)- I HATE PASCAL TOO!
MANTRA/ANARCHY- LET ME SEE YOUR NEW PARTS (FNARR FNARR! B-) ) BIG AL- HMMMMM. HOW'S LIFE?
BODIE AND DOYLE OF THE PROFESSIONALS (THE ONLY TWO LIVING ONES!) PS.WHY DID
YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE SAME PLATE GLASS WINDOW AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY
EPISODE? MEDIOCRE, OOPS, MEDIATOR OF ANARCHY- HOW'S YOUR "MENTAL HANGOVER-BEATER"
COMING ON? DEL- LET ME SEE THIS SO-CALLED 'FRESH' DEMO! 8-)
OK, NOW THAT'S ALL THE AMIGA PEOPLE OUT OF THE WAY, IT'S
TIME FOR MY NON-SCENIC GREETS (SO YOU CAN WATCH THE EFFECTS FOR A COUPLE OF
MINUTES!) THIS IS THE BORING BIT! HI TO... DARREN (THE GAME AND MODULE LEECHER!),
ED-209 (PROVIDER OF SOME VERY ARTY FILMS...), EMMA THE MAD DIGGER (I WANT MY
EMF CD BACK! AND NO, I CAN'T GET THE BASS PLAYER FROM THE STRANGLERS FOR YOU FOR XMAS!),
THE FOLLOWING BUNCH FROM COLLEGE (MAD PEOPLE, ALL OF 'EM!)-
ZIGGY, KELVIN, BANDANA TONY, SHANTHI, THERESA, CRAP HELEN, DERREN, DARREN, MARINA, ZOE, PHIL,
BEN, MARIA (KALIMERA! TIKARNES?), ANDROULLA (STAR OF 'CYPRIOT SIN SLAVES WITH MACHINE GUNS!), GEORGE
(THE 1/2 MEG 1 DRIVE AMIGA USER), AND EVERYONE ELSE THERE
WHO KNOWS ME AND LAMPSHADE'S FRIEND! ALSO HI TO ROB, ANNIE, ANDY, IAN,
AND EVERYONE ELSE! HEY HELEN (NOT THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE THIS!)- WHEN WILL I GET
THE CHANCE TO HEAD-BUTT YOU AGAIN?? SOON I HOPE! THERE'S SOME REALLY GOOD
FILMS OUT ABOUT NOW, SO HERE'S T.I.W. DOING HIS BARRY NORMAN IMPRESSION...
DA DA DEEE DA DA DA.. HELLO, AND WELCOME TO FILM T.I.W., AND WHY NOT. FIRST
UP TODAY IS "HOME ALONE", AN AMAZINGLY COOL FILM. GO AND SEE IT NOW. AND
WHY NOT? ALSO WE HAVE "AIR AMERICA". THIS IS QUITE FUNNY. AND WHY NOT. ALSO,
GO AND SEE THESE FILMS NOW IF YO HAVEN'T SEEN THEM ALREADY!
ROBOCOP 2, HARDWARE, PRETTY WOMAN (NOW OUT ON VIDEO- VIDEO TRADERS CONTACT SAE NOW!),
TOTAL RECALL, A.W.O.L., AND WHY NOT. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE GAME REVIEWS.
ELVIRA BY ACCOLADE (NOTE- COOL MUSIC BY SOMEONE CONNECTED WITH SAE!)- QUITE COOL,
BUT 5 DISKS? PUZZNIC/OCEAN- TOTALLY EXCELLENT. MASTERBLAZER/RAINBOW ARTS-
ALSO A SMIDGEN EXCELLENT. NIGHTSHIFT/LUCASFILM GAMES- OK. LINE OF FIRE/VIRGIN- COOL.
PANG/OCEAN- COOL. I'M SURE THERE'S MORE! I WANT LEMMINGS!!! IT'S SO COOOOOOOL!
HMMMMM. WELL I'VE JUST BEEN TO THE COMPUTER SHOPPER SHOW IN LONDON, IT WAS MUCH
BETTER THAN THE EARLIER ECES SHOW THIS YEAR! BIGGER, MORE PEOPLE, EVERYTHING!
HEY ALL YOU EURO-DUDES, COME TO THIS SHOW INSTEAD! (OR AS WELL!) ON THE SUBJECT OF
CONSOLES, I HAVE JUST SEEN THE NEW NINTENDO SUPER FAMICOM- B@UGG@ER ME, IT'S AMAYYYYYYYYAZING!
THE GAMES SO FAR ARE JUST TOTALLY AND AMAZINGLY COOL! SUCH AS SUPER MARIO 4,
WHICH IS MEGA-PLAYABLE, AND F-ZERO WHICH IS TOTALLY AWESOME! WELL, I'M GETTING A
GAME BOY SOON, (NOTE- I'VE GOT ONE NOW! B-) )COZ THEY'RE RATHER GOOD! SO AT THE MOMENT, GO FOR THE MEGADRIVE, BUT THE
NEW NINTENDO IS THE CONSOLE OF THE FUTURE! I'LL BE GETTING ONE SOON!!
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO IS IN SAE AT THE MOMENT! SPIDY IS SORT-OF IN, AND SO
IS DREAM WARRIOR (WHO SOLD OUT TO MAYHEM!! FIREFLY- PLEASE NOTE YOUR MISTAKE!) CONTACT SAE IF YOU MUST
AT ANY OF THESE ADDRESSES: T.I.W. (TRADING, GFX, VIDEOS ETC.)
RUSS 95 SUNDALE AVENUE SELSDON SURREY
GREAT BRITIAN CR2 8RR OR CALL VOICE (+44) (0) 81 651 2751!
ALSO: INTRUDER (TRADING) ROB 17 THE MEADOWS WALBERTON
W.SUSSEX GREAT BRITIAN BN18 OPB OR CALL VOICE (+44) (0) 243 552744.
ALSO: DREAM WARRIOR (TRADING) JAMES 25 GLAMORGAN CLOSE MITCHAM
SURREY GREAT BRITIAN CR4 1XP OR CALL VOICE (+44) (0)81 679 8213!
ALSO CONTACT: THE JUDGE (GRAPHICS, MUSIC) JOLYON WESTERN LODGE
351 WINCHESTER ROAD BASINGSTOKE HANTS GREAT BRITAIN RG22 6YW.
CONTACT T.I.W. FOR JOINING, ETC. REMEMBER WE TOLD YOU YOU COULD WIN 20 BLANK BRANDED DISKS?
WELL, HERE'S THE QUESTIONS FOR YOU TO ANSWER ON THE HISTORY OF SAE!
1) WHO WERE SAE'S 3 FOUNDERS?
2) WHAT WAS SAE'S FIRST 68000 DEMO CALLED?
3) WHO WERE SAE IN CO-OPERATION WITH AT THE TIME?
4) WHAT WAS T.I.W.'S OLD NAME?
5) WHO DID SAE JOIN ON XMAS DAY 1988?
6) WHAT WAS THE FIRST DEMO CALLED WHICH WE DID FOR THIS NEW GROUP?
7) WHO WROTE ALL THE MUSIC FOR AMAZING TUNES 1 (REMEMBER THAT?)
8) (THIS IS A TOUGHIE) WHO WERE WE TALKING ABOUT WHEN WE SAID "WHY TOPAZ BOYS?"
9) WHO WRITES DEMOS ENTITLED "CRAZY XXXXXXX'S!"?
A) WHO WAS "BANISHED FROM SAE FOR LAMENESS" ?
B) WHO WAS THE ONLY SAE MEMBER TO "FALL UPSTAIRS" WHEN DRUNK?
C) WHICH SAE MEMBER STARRED IN "HARRY THE HARRY CARRY HEDGEHOG"?
D) WHO WERE THE FIRST GROUP TO GREET SAE IN AN INTRO?
E) (THIS IS A REAL STINKER) WHAT DID THE KENT TEAM DO WHEN THEY MET SAE OUTSIDE THE CBM SHOW IN 1988?
F) WHO DESIGNED THE SAE SAMPLER? (CLUE: IT SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER UK GROUP)
SEND YOUR ANSWERS TO YOUR SAE CONTACT, AND, YOU NEVER KNOW! I'LL BE DROPPING HINTS
AT THE DEXION PARTY SO WATCH OUT FOR ME AND MY SILLY T-SHIRT! HMMMMM. WELL, AT THIS RATE,
THE DEMO WILL BE FINISHED BY THE PARTY, WHICH IS EXTREMELY COOL! TIME TO MAKE SOME
MORE EURO-IMPACT! CLUCK CLUCK GIBBER GIBBER MY OLD MAN'S
A MUSHROOM WIBBLE WIBBLE! OH DEAR, I'M GOING MAD...... SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! T.I.W. OF SAE '90 (BUT
ONLY JUST!)
SOME FORTHCOMING SAE PRODUCTIONS- LOOK OUT FOR: FRESHNESS..... M-U-LATER II.....
AND LOTS MORE COOL RELEASES, DEMOS, MUSIC, GRAPHICS AND DEMODISKS!
hmmmmmm, comrade j's right, lower case is really boring!
~weeee! weee! weeee! do you think anyone noticed that this is the
ZX Spectrum font?~
naaahhh
~ok...~
goodnight.
~goodnight.~
S H A R E A N D E N J O Y
Welcome to Amazing Tunes II, written
and directed by Comrade J!!!!
Graphics by T.I.W. and The Judge!
This is the 1Meg A500 version!
Share and Enjoy are:
The Anchoret, Bosh, Cecil, Comrade J,
Dream Warrior, Farpoint, Hobbes, Intruder,
Ivan, Jon, The Judge, Leggless, Mantra,
Ozone, Sinbad, T.I.W., Xine(BBSA) & Zing!
This demo is due to be released
at the great copy party of
- DEXION -
in Odense, Denmark on the
26-29 December 1990!
Greets to the following:
Scoopex, Red Sector, Angels,
Dual Crew, Razor 1911, Rebels,
Adept, Paradox, Dexion,
Silents, Kefrens, Anarchy,
Prophecy, Ecstasy, Phenomena,
Mayhem, Maffia, Active, Iris,
Euphoria, Bloodsuckers,
Greets Part 2.....
Crionics, Horizon, Mag Fields,
Subway, Accession, Venom, Abraxas,
Shocker, Arcade Master, L'Disque,
Fairlight, Imagine, Inspiration,
and everyone else who knows SAE!
Bored? Frustrated? Unrecognised?
Have you a skill which has gone
unnoticed? Suicidal?
WE CAN HELP!
If you're skilled at coding,
graphics or anything else
useful, then contact SAE
about possible Membership!
Wulla Wulla Wulla
Rubber Chicky!
(in other words, Hi Sinbad!)
Call these cool Boards!
Yukon-Ho! (+44) (0)232 768163
Brightstar (+44) (0)21 3579375
Strontium 90 (+44) (0)81 308 0371
Log on and leave a message to SYSOP
saying 'I'm an SAE fan!'
Joke of the day 708
Q. What's red and white?
A. Pink (??!?)
Meet Share and Enjoy's mascot:
--====--
Paul the Poppledonger!!!
(Here's his brother, Sharon- )
Wanna contact SAE? Then write to us!
T.I.W. (Russ)
95 Sundale Avenue
Selsdon
Surrey CR2 8RR
United Kingdom
Or call voice (+44) 81 651 2751!
'WHISK' - By The Judge/SAE: 188Kb Very Miami-Sound-Machine.....
'GET DOWN EM' - By The Anchoret/SAE: 263Kb Originally360Kb long, before CJ edited it! Even more amazing as it was his first Soundtracker tune!!!!
'MAKE A START' - By The Judge/SAE: 151Kb Listen to that wicked percussion....
'TUBULAR' - By Uncle Tom: 153Kb Uncle Tom returns with this seriously good tune...
'THEME DREAM' - By Rogue Male: 49Kb Uses only 3 instruments....
'LOST IN TIME' - By The Judge/SAE: 180Kb Awesome 7 minute song.....
'DEEE-LITED' - By The Anchoret/SAE: 260Kb Another long tune, again cut down by CJ.. Shall I go onto the next bit now? Naaahhhhh...
'CRUSADE' - By Uncle Tom: 210Kb Uncle Tom's unfinished symphony, but still awesome...
'WEAPON' - By Rogue Male: You have 164Kb to comply. From the classic SAE Weapon Demo. 18 months old!
'WEAPON II' - By Rogue Male: 128Kb Originally meant for Del's Weapon II demo, over a year back, which was never finished. No Robocop this time, but plenty of Wargames...
'I DON'T CARE' - By Leggless/SAE: 72Kb Amazing FM sounds tune, done before Startrekker 1.2 made it easy!!
'ATMOSPHERE' - By The Judge/SAE: 228Kb Wow!
'LEANDER' - By Uncle Tom: 55Kb A nice short tune...
'MANDA' - By The Judge/SAE: 166Kb Seriously good. Listen right to the end...
'BEAT ME' - By Rogue Male: 139Kb Ouch! Stop it!
'MATEY' - By Rogue Male: 176Kb Aciiiiiiieed! Yes, this tune was done 2 years ago, when Acid was new!!!
'SECOND ELEGY' - By Farpoint/SAE: 80Kb Interesting rhythmic drum patterns which seem to counteract the surrealism of the underlying metaphor, and you are left with a profound and vivid insight into, erm, whatever it was the song was about...
'ONCE AGAIN' - By The Judge/SAE: 144Kb Another nice slow'un..
'UNDER THE THUMB' - By The Judge/SAE: 180Kb Isn't under mine..
'BATMEAT' - By Rogue Male: 227Kb Holy Batmeat, Rogue! Originally done for an Ecstasy Batman demo that never got coded....
S H A R E A N D E N J O Y
Welcome to Amazing Tunes II, written
and directed by Comrade J!!!!
Graphics by T.I.W. and The Judge!
This is the 1.5Meg enhanced version!
Share and Enjoy are:
The Anchoret, Bosh, Cecil, Comrade J,
Dream Warrior, Farpoint, Hobbes, Intruder,
Ivan, Jon, The Judge, Leggless, Mantra,
Ozone, Sinbad, T.I.W., Xine(BBSA) & Zing!
This demo is due to be released
at the great copy party of
- DEXION -
in Odense, Denmark on the
26-29 December 1990!
Greets to the following:
Scoopex, Red Sector, Angels,
Dual Crew, Razor 1911, Rebels,
Adept, Paradox, Dexion,
Silents, Kefrens, Anarchy,
Prophecy, Ecstasy, Phenomena,
Mayhem, Maffia, Active, Iris,
Euphoria, Bloodsuckers,
Greets Part 2.....
Crionics, Horizon, Mag Fields,
Subway, Accession, Venom, Abraxas,
Shocker, Arcade Master, L'Disque,
Fairlight, Imagine, Inspiration,
and everyone else who knows SAE!
Bored? Frustrated? Unrecognised?
Have you a skill which has gone
unnoticed? Suicidal?
WE CAN HELP!
If you're skilled at coding,
graphics or anything else
useful, then contact SAE
about possible Membership!
Wulla Wulla Wulla
Rubber Chicky!
(in other words, Hi Sinbad!)
Call these cool Boards!
Yukon-Ho! (+44) (0)232 768163
Brightstar (+44) (0)21 3579375
Strontium 90 (+44) (0)81 308 0371
Log on and leave a message to SYSOP
saying 'I'm an SAE fan!'
Joke of the day 708
Q. What's red and white?
A. Pink (??!?)
Meet Share and Enjoy's mascot:
--====--
Paul the Poppledonger!!!
(Here's his brother, Sharon- )
Wanna contact SAE? Then write to us!
T.I.W. (Russ)
95 Sundale Avenue
Selsdon
Surrey CR2 8RR
United Kingdom
Or call voice (+44) 81 651 2751!
'WHISK' - By The Judge/SAE: 188Kb Very Miami-Sound-Machine.....
'GET DOWN EM' - By The Anchoret/SAE: 263Kb Originally360Kb long, before CJ edited it! Even more amazing as it was his first Soundtracker tune!!!!
'MAKE A START' - By The Judge/SAE: 151Kb Listen to that wicked percussion....
'TUBULAR' - By Uncle Tom: 153Kb Uncle Tom returns with this seriously good tune...
'THEME DREAM' - By Rogue Male: 49Kb Uses only 3 instruments....
'LOST IN TIME' - By The Judge/SAE: 180Kb Awesome 7 minute song.....
'DEEE-LITED' - By The Anchoret/SAE: 260Kb Another long tune, again cut down by CJ.. Shall I go onto the next bit now? Naaahhhhh...
'CRUSADE' - By Uncle Tom: 210Kb Uncle Tom's unfinished symphony, but still awesome...
'WEAPON' - By Rogue Male: You have 164Kb to comply. From the classic SAE Weapon Demo. 18 months old!
'WEAPON II' - By Rogue Male: 128Kb Originally meant for Del's Weapon II demo, over a year back, which was never finished. No Robocop this time, but plenty of Wargames...
'I DON'T CARE' - By Leggless/SAE: 72Kb Amazing FM sounds tune, done before Startrekker 1.2 made it easy!!
'ATMOSPHERE' - By The Judge/SAE: 228Kb Wow!
'LEANDER' - By Uncle Tom: 55Kb A nice short tune...
'MANDA' - By The Judge/SAE: 166Kb Seriously good. Listen right to the end...
'BEAT ME' - By Rogue Male: 139Kb Ouch! Stop it!
'MATEY' - By Rogue Male: 176Kb Aciiiiiiieed! Yes, this tune was done 2 years ago, when Acid was new!!!
'SECOND ELEGY' - By Farpoint/SAE: 80Kb Interesting rhythmic drum patterns which seem to counteract the surrealism of the underlying metaphor, and you are left with a profound and vivid insight into, erm, whatever it was the song was about...
'ONCE AGAIN' - By The Judge/SAE: 144Kb Another nice slow'un..
'UNDER THE THUMB' - By The Judge/SAE: 180Kb Isn't under mine..
'BATMEAT' - By Rogue Male: 227Kb Holy Batmeat, Rogue! Originally done for an Ecstasy Batman demo that never got coded....