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          SHITSTREAM PRESENTS           
                                        
   ANOTHER AMAZING PRODUCTION BY ANDI   
                                        
              (THE CODER)               
                                        
 THIS WANKTRO WAS PRODUCED TO TELL YOU  
   THAT ALL THE MODEM BOARDS THAT WE    
   ADVERTISED IN OUR LAST CRAP INTRO    
                                        
 DONT BELONG TO OUR SHIT GROUP ANYMORE! 
                                        
  BECAUSE WE WERE TO LAME TO KEEP THEM  
                                        

   SO IF YOU WANT SOME OF OUR PRODUCTS  
THAT IF YOU ARE DESPERATE ENOUGH THAT IS
THEN JUST SHIT IN THE TOILET AND WIPE IT
             ON YOUR SCREEN             
 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT ,ANOTHER AMAZING 
          SHITSTREAM PRODUCTION         
                                        
 GREETS TO                              
                                        
  ALL OUR CONTACTS                      
 (HEY GRAYZOR ,DO WE HAVE ANY CONTACTS) 
APART FROM THE CLEANER AT THE LOCAL DHSS
                                        
                                        

                                        
        HERE IS OUR MEMBER LIST         
                                        
          ANDI          CODE            
                                        
          ANDI          CODE            
                                        
          KID TAPE      ????            
                                        
          STRIPES       CRAPIX          
                                        
          ULTRA VIOLET  TUNE            
                                        
                                        

     WHY IS THIS WANKTRO RELEASED??     
                                        
 DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS REALLY HARMFUL 
                                        
      BECAUSE WE DONT GIVE A FUCK       
                                        
    SLIPSTREAM , JUST DIE , YOU WILL    
                                        
     NEVER , NEVER  , EVER , BE AS      
                                        
    ORIGINAL AS THE FIRST SLIPSTREAM    
                                        
 SO GIVE UP NOW WHILE AT LEAST YOU HAVE 
           SOME MEMBERS LEFT            

    SO DONT BULLSHIT ABOUT YOUR LATEST  
           AMAZING ACHIEVEMENTS         
    BECAUSE FIRSTLY IF THEY DID EXIST   
 THEY STILL WOULDNT BE RELEASED BECAUSE 
                                        
        YOU'RE TOO DAMN LAZY!!!!!       
                                        
 IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO PRODUCED 
               THIS SHIT                
           FUCKING COCK INTRO           
             JUST FUCK OFF              
                                        
       THERES A CLUE SOMEWHERE!         
                                        



FUCK OFF NOSEY BASTARD!
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     OF THE MIGHTY     
       DESTINY!        
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