G R E E T I N G S TIME........ LETS HAVE A LOOK........ YES.... I CAN DEFINATELY SEE SOME COMING THIS WAY...... A BIG HELLO GOES TO.... DISORGANIZED CRIME IN CUMBRIA.... ESPECIALLY TO... LEEK EATER THANKS FOR RINGING TAFF..... WOT DO YOU THINK OF THIS DISK THEN ?......... NORMAL GREETS GO TO.... GANDELF PAUL.F K.C.WIGWAM ..ESHPECIALLY THE BEER MONSTER ((( WHO KEEPSH TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK ))) HIC! SPEW!! BLUUURRRGH!!! ...... AND ALL THE REST AT CUDDLIES CLUB..... ALL YOU WALLIES WHO KEEP HOLDING DISKS BACK...... EAT SHIT!!! COS EVERYBODY ELSE GOT THIS DISK BEFORE YOU!!! MORE GREETS TO..... ER??? THE A.B.C.MAN COS HE HAS AN AMIGA..... DEADZONE TROOPERS... THE LADS AT CASS... WHO KEEP PAUL,F SUPPLIED WITH ABOUT 100 NEW DISKS A WEEK??? WELL NEW TO PAUL ANYWAY!!!!.... MICKY MUTANT RICK.L CHRIS... ...ANOTHER NEW AMIGA OWNER... DAVE ...ALL OF EM... MIKE WHO WANTED THIS DISK DOING..... ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO.... ( JUST WATCH SHE DOESNT BLOW YOU UP ) YOU CAN THROW THE ST EMULATOR AWAY NOW!!! AND TO EVERYBODY ELSE WHO LIKES THIS SORT OF THING.... HAVE FUN!! BYE FOR NOW FROM ME... BATMAN AND SHAOLIN MASTERS
SHAOLIN MASTERS
HI THERE.... THIS IS IT.... THE WORLD FAMOUS JOLLY ROGERS CONVERTED TO THE AMIGA BY BATMAN OF SHAOLIN MASTERS... THIS AMAZING COLLECTION OF PLANS..... INSTRUCTIONS.... AND INFORMATION ON ALL MANNER OF DEVIOUS THINGS.... WAS ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED BY "JOLLY ROGER" SO CREDIT FOR THE CONTENTS OF THIS DISK MUST FIRST OF ALL GO TO HIM...... READ THE INTRODUCTION DOC FROM "JOLLY ROGER" HIMSELF...( THE FIRST ITEM ON THE MENU )...... YES FOLKS.... THE AMIGA VERSION IS MENU DRIVEN... UNLIKE THE ATARI VERSION WHICH HAD FILES NUMBERED 000 TO 170.... WITH AN ADDITIONAL INDEX DOC SO YOU COULD FIND WHAT WAS WHAT.. THIS SYSTEM HAD TO GO... AND A SUITABLE MENU FOUND... THANKS TO ASCOTT UTILS 2... THIS MENU SELECTION SYSTEM IS THE BEST I HAVE SEEN FOR HANDLNG A LARGE SELECTION OF ITEMS... BUT FIRST ALL THE FILES HAD TO BE TRANSFERRED OVER FROM THE ST... RENAMED FOR THE MENU... AND GENERALLY SORTED OUT... SOME OF THEM HAVE NOW BEEN JOINED TOGETHER... E.G. "EXPLOSIVES" WHICH NOW CONTAINS SEVERAL FILES ON THAT SUBJECT.... ALL THE 170 ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS ARE ON THE DISK HOWEVER... BUT NOW CONDENSED DOWN TO A MERE 112 ITEMS... EXCEPT OF COURSE.. THE INDEX FILE, WHICH IS NO LONGER NEEDED COS ITS ON THE MENU!.... NONE OF THE ORIGINAL TEXT HAS BEEN CHANGED.... SO IF YOU SEE ANY REFERENCE TO DOC NUMBERS JUST IGNORE THEM AND USE A BIT OF COMMONSENSE INSTEAD... FOR INSTANCE, SOME PARTS MAY REFER TO CERTAIN CHEMICALS... THESE CAN ALL BE FOUND IN THEN CHEMICALS LIST.... BELIEVE ME ... THIS VERSION IS A VAST IMPROVEMENT ON THE ATARI ONE....
PRESENT
WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR GREETINGS ARE IN THE MIDDLE SCROLLY WOLLY..... LEFT MOUSE GETS YOU OUT MESSAGE TO THE SCREEN DEMON... I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT THE CODE I USED OF YOURS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WHERE I FOUND IT... ( ASK PAUL.F FOR DETAILS ) MY OPOLOGIES FOR NOT CREDITING YOU FOR THE SOURCE USED ON THE DISKS........ FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FIND IT HARD TO READ THREE SCROLLS AT ONCE... THIS INTRO WILL REPEAT... VERY SOON BATMAN.. SIGNING OFF.. RESTART IN.. 4 3 2 1
JOLLY ROGERS WORLD FAMOUS
COOKBOOK
WARNING.
THE CONTENTS
OF THIS DISK
COULD SERIOUSLY
DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH