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RIGOR MORTIS
PRESENTS: "MUSICDISK 1" CODED BY AUTOMAN RELEASED: 10-01-90
THIS FONT WAS MADE BY STEEL & THE MUSIC BY AUTOMAN AND NOW... THE MUSICDISK...
RIGOR MORTIS PRESENTS:
AN AUTOMAN/ACRO PRODUCTION
***** MUSIC DISK 1 *****
YOU ARE WELCOME !
CODING BY AUTOMAN
MEMBERS ARE (IN ?-ORDER)
ACRO --- CODER
AUTOMAN --- CODER
FARENHEIT --- MUSIC
POWER --- CODER
STEEL --- MUSIC, GFX
CHURHILL --- GRAPHICS
LEX --- SWAPPER, MUSIC(?)
AND NOW TO SOME GREETINGS:
ALPHA FLIGHT
BYTERAPERS
CASCADE
DEADZONE
E.S.A
FAIRLIGHT
HORIZON
IT
NEW MASTERS
PHANTOMS
POWERLORDS
RAZOR 1911
REBELS
SCOOPEX
SENSOR DESIGN
SUBWAY
TRONITON
VORTEX 42
X MEN
MESSAGE TO CONAN/TPL:
SORRY, BUT I WON'T JOIN !
AND NOW..................
...NOTHING MORE !
...OR?
CONTACT US - TYPE THE WORD
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORD
JUST READ A SCROLL!
BYE FROM - AUTOMAN !!!!
LET'S RESTART!
DEPRESS BY AUTOMAN
TUNE 13 BY STEEL
BUMPING BEAT BY FARENHEIT
MOTION BY FARENHEIT
CHINAPLAINS BY AUTOMAN
TUNE 4 BY STEEL
TUNE 8 BY STEEL
MAYONNAISE BY ACRO
LIVIT BY AUTOMAN
HAVRE TILL H$STEN BY STEEL
MUSIC DISK 1
CODING BY: AUTOMAN
GFX BY: CHURCHILL
MUSIC BY: ACRO,AUTOMAN,FARENHEIT & STEEL...
WRITING THIS INTELLIGENT AND FUN TEXT IS: AUTOMAN...! ; UAEH! WHAT A HARD TIME I'VE HAD!
YESTERDAY (19/12) MY WORKDISK BROKE DOWN, AND SINCE THEN I'VE TRIED TO FIX IT. FINALLY I GOT MY MUSICDISK.S
FILE BACK! PUH! A CLOSE ONE!.. TODAY'S: 20/12 '89 AND I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL - STOMACH-ACHE!.....
ABOUT THIS TIME, MY CLASS IS HAVING DANCE(!) (I THINK IT'S 'POLKA' OR SOMTIN') I HAVN'T BOUGHT ANY CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS YET, AND ON SUNDAY IT'S CHRISTMAS! FOUR DAYS LEFT! * GREETINGS? * LOOK IN DA SMALL SCROLL.
THE TIME IS 11:50 & I'M WATCHING THE SUN CLIMB BEHIND THE CLOUDS... IT'S A SILENT DAY. (AND COLD! (2 DEGREES C.))
HMM, I'LL LEAVE WITH A SMALL MESSAGE WHILE YOU STUDY THE SMALL SCROLL... MESSAGE: "
ALSO A MESSAGE TO POWER: ACID SUCKS, EH? WELL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS: < = > < = > < = > < = > < = >
MESSAGE TO GOOSE: SORRY YOU LEFT US! (YOU'RE WELCOME BACK) JAHA, D# VAR DET DAGS F%R LITE
SCHWENSCKA ! ACRO SA TILL MIG IG#R ATT -MENINGEN MED LIVET VAR 42 ! DET $R JU M%JLIGT, SA JAG, MEN VAD $R
FR#GAN? DET KUNDE INGEN AV OSS SVARA P#, MEN EN SAK VAR VI %VERRENS OM: MAN LEVER F%R ATT SKAFFA SCROLLTEXT-
INSPIRATION!!! OCH DET $R NOG SANT, ELLER HUR? - $HUM, NI F#R URS$KTA OM DET HELA L#TER LITE KNEPIGT, JAG
$R JU TROTS ALLT SJUK IDAG..... (IDAG?) BACK TO ENGLISH...... WELL, I NOTICE YOU'RE STILL READING...
THAT'S GOOD, CAUSE NOW I'M STARTING TO FLUM OUT... ; ; ; ; ; ; ; @ LAST WEEK I CHECKED MY DISK FOR VIRUSES, AND
AFTER TWO HOURS, I NOTICED A DAMN VIRUS THAT MAKES THE READ BUGG OUT... EVEN IF YOU HAVE WRITE PROTECT, THE VIRUS
MAKES EVERY PROGRAM READ/WRITE ERROR.... @ NOP! THE TIME IS 12:22 AND IT'S TIME FOR MY
DAILY POPULOUS PLAY. I'VE ONLY COME TO WORLD NO. 138 !!!! SEE YA LATER THIS DAY!........ "
[ AAH! JULMUST IS GOTT! THAT WATCH IS NOW: 13:55 AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING NORTH & SOUTH FOR A
WHILE NOW.... UNFORTUNATELY HAVN'T I GOT SIMCITY 500 YET, BUT I'LL GET IT FROM ONE OF OUR SWAPPERS LATER.....
WELL, I AGREE WITH WALKMAN THAT THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE SOMEONE READ A SCROLLTEXT IS TO WRITE: SEX... & I'LL DO JUST LIKE
WALKMAN: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX ; IT'S TRUE! IF YOU HAVE PLAYED MY
'MASKEN' GAME, YOU SURE WONDER WHY I DID THAT UGLY PIECE, WELL MY EXCUSE IS THAT IT IS SIMPLY FUN... I LIKE THAT
GAME! MESSAGE TO STEEL: SORRY YOU COULDN'T COME TO OUR MEETING! (HOW WAS THE WEDDING?)
N$! NU BLIR DET SVENSKA IGEN! HAR DU H%RT BER$TTELSEN OM $PPLET? INTE? DET F%RST#R JAG! DET VAR N$MLIGEN
MIN UPPSATS I ETTAN. ENGLISH AGAIN: WELL, NOW IS THE TIME TO GIVE YA THE SECRET KEYBOARD
COMBINATION! .... NAH! DAT CAN WAIT... (IS THAT BECAUSE THERE IS NO COMBINATION?) WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
IF YOU PUNCH THE RIGHT COMBINATION!
THE MIDDLE OF THE TEXT. WELCOME TO THE MIDDLE OF THE TEXT! THIS SPOT
WAS CHOOSEN AS THE MIDDLE-TEXT! IN THE PAST TEXT I'VE BEEN TALKING BULLSHIT, AND THE FOLLOWING TEXT WILL BE JUST AS
FLUMMY... THE END OF THE MIDDLE OF THE TEXT...
YES, THIS IS THE LAST PART OF THE TEXT AND IF YOU THINK THIS PART WILL
BE JUST AS BORING AS THE FIRST PART, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! WHAT WE CAN DO NOW IS TO CHECK TO SIZE OF
THE TEXT SO FAR... HMM... 3935 BYTES !! NOT BAD, NOT BAD! NOT GOOD, BUT NOT BAD. NO,NO ...... I JUST
DON'T THINK THIS TEXT WILL GO ON ANY MORE...... SO GOODHI AND WELCOME TO THE CONTINUATION OF THE LAST PART END.....
THE LAST PART WILL NOW CONTINUE WITH THE LAST PART END:
I WONDER IF THIS SCROLLTEXT IS FLUMMY? WELL, LET'S THINK... ..... .. I HAVN'T SAID
ANYTHING AT ALL, YET !!! BUT, ALL BULLSHIT IN A TEXT IS USUALLY THE FUNNIEST TO READ... AGREE? NO? IMAGINE A
SCROLLTEXT WITHOUT BULLSHIT...... IT WOULD BE LIKE A NEWSPROGRAM ON TV..... TOTALLY BORING - PERHAPS INTERESTING, BUT STILL
BORING..... NO! THE TEXT IS STARTING TO BE TAKEN OVER BY THE D.D (DEADLY DOTS) : ....................... AND THAT MEANS
THIS TEXT IS OVER.....SNYFT!.............................................................TRODDE DU ALLT VA?..............
FOR THE ALL THE READERS, I'LL CONTINUE WITH SOME MORE TEXT... THIS IS ''DAN F%RE DOPPAREDAN'' (23/12 89) AND THE TIME IS:
21:22. TODAY I'VE CODED THE WHITE-FADE TEXT, JUST BELOW THIS ONE. (I THOUGHT I NEEDED SOME MORE TEXT!) I
ALSO HEARD FROM FARENHEIT THAT HE JUST MADE THE 10TH TUNE TODAY ! (I THINK I'LL USE IT) POWER ALSO CALLED AND SAID
THAT HIS DEMO WAS FINISHED, BUT HE HAD NO FONT AND NO MUSIC (WHAT A PITTY)... WELL, POWER,BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU'LL
HAVE YOUR FONT & MUSIC! ACRO ALSO CALLED ME (EVERYBODY CALLED ME TODAY!), HE SAID HE WAS TEACHING A FOUR YEAR OLD
BOY PLAYING INTERCEPTOR !! STRANGE! HOW CAN A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKE A GRIP AROUND THE JOYSTICK ? WELL,
WELL THE SCROLL IS NOW: 5588 BYTES LONG AND I'M ALREADY TIRED OF WRITING... YESTERDAY, NOTHING HAPPEND,
EXCEPT THAT I LOST AGAINST ACRO IN ''ABALONE'' - IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER PLAYED IT, - FUN! NOW, I'M
GOING TO TELL YOU THE STORY OF C25... WELL, I BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT C25 IS, SO I'LL TELL IT TO YOU...
C25 IS THE ROOM IN OUR SCHOOL WHERE ALL THE COMPUTERS ARE (THEY ARE PS2). IT'S ABOUT 16 OF THEM, IN A NETWORK OFCOURSE.
ACRO & I ARE THE TWO MASTERS, SO WE HAVE DEVELOPED A PASSWORD-VIRUS... IT SEARCHES THROUGH THE MEMORY AND FINDS THE PERSON'S
PASSWORD AND THEN SAVES IT TO A DISK... SO NOW WE HAVE ALL PASSWORDS!! FARENHEIT, WHO ALSO USES C25, HATE US FOR THAT
(SORRY FARENHEIT, BUT YOUR'RE LATE!)...................... WELL, NOW I COULD TELL YOU SOME ADRESSES, BUT I WON'T !!!
YOU GOTTA FIND THE SECRET KEY-COMBINATION FOR THAT! IF YOU KNOW ME WELL, YOU CAN CALL ME AND ASK ME FOR THE
COMBINATION, BUT WHY SHOULD YOU? NOP! THERE'S A NICE MOVIE ON FILMNET NOW, SO I'LL LEAVE YOU FOR A WHILE
NOW! HANG ON! "
THE WORD YOU JUST SAW WAS 'HEJ' AND IF YOU PUT 'SAN' TO IT, YOU'LL GET 'HEJSAN' AND THAT'S A FRIENDLY WORD
IN SWEDISH, BE A FRIEND WITH YOUR COMPUTER, AND SAY IT TO IT...'HEJSAN' IS THE WORD ?? WHAT WAS THAT? SURE
SOMETHING FLUMMY! DO THINK IT'S TIME TO RESTART THIS WONDERFUL SCROLL? YOU DON'T? WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD!
WARP TO START:
WELCOME TO ----------- RIGOR MORTIS MUSIC
DISK NUMBER 1 (THE EUROPE-VERSION) USE ARROWKEYS/RETURN TO SELECT TUNES & PRESS SPACE TO STOP MUSIC
IT'S CHRISTMAS! EVERYTHINGS IN MOOD... (EXCEPT THERE'S NO SNOW!) EVERYONE'S IN A HURRY TO GET ALL THE GIFTS, FOOD ETC.
FOR THE BIG DAY, AND BOOM!! EVERYTHING'S OVER... ONE DAY OF THE YEAR! SUDDENLY IT'S OVER! RELATIVES HAVE LEFT, THE
REFRIGERATIOR'S EMPTY, THE HOUSE'S IN A MESS... AND SOON IT'S NEW-YEAR ! THIS WAS MY ANNUAL
CHRISTMAS-POEM, THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE. THIS IS AUTOMAN OF RIGOR MORTIS. * RIGHT
NOW I FEEL THAT I MUST GO TO THE BATHROOM AND USE THE TOILET, COUSE OUR DINNER WAS QUITE 'MEGA' !! DON'T GO AWAY!
YOP! THAT'S IT! GREETINGS TO ALL OUR CONTACTS (I DONT'T HAVE THE LIST RIGHT
NOW!) .....WHEEEE!!!!!! SURE IS A NICE MUSICDISK AUTOMAN HAS
PUT TOGETHER FOR OUR ENJOYMENT AND PLEASURE! THIS IS ACRO SPEAKING (OF COURSE!) AUTOMAN IS SITTING BESIDE ME, PLAYING
WITH SOME 3D-GLASSES (THOSE RED AND GREEN ONES YOU KNOW) AND AT THE SAME TIME HE IS READING A BOOK ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
HE SURE LOOKS WEIRD. NOW HE LAUGHS AND SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS: 'HA,HE,HE GR%NA KULLAR SOM F%RFLYTTAR SIG H%,H%!! SOM
VANLIGEN K$NNETECKNAR DJUR H%,H%,H%.....' IF THAT SOUNDED VERY FLUMMY TO YOU, I CAN TELL YOU THAT HE HASN'T CONSUMED ANY
ALCOHOL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HE IS JUST NORMAL. (?) NOW HE PICKED UP MAD'S 1989 CHRISTMAS HORROR PAJARE AND STARTED TO
LAUGH AGAIN. (H%,H%,H%) *WELL,WELL* IT IS THE SECOND DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS EVE AND (OR BUT) MY SISTERS FAMILY ARE STILL
HERE (AND WILL SO BE UNTIL AFTER NEW YEARS EVE!) THAT IS VERY ANNOYING 'CAUSE HER HUSBAND AND MY BIG BROTHER IS SITTING
ALL DAY PLAYING NORTH & SOUTH,INTERCEPTOR,SUPER HANG ON OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.... *DJUP SUCK* ENOUGH OF THE PROBLEMS
WITH MY FAMILY! AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED I'VE MADE A TUNE FOR THIS DISK TOO. AIN'T IT GREAT?? NOW AUTOMAN THREW THE MAD
AWAY AND VISADE MIG VAD KLOCKAN VAD. OJ D#! DAGS ATT AVSLUTA THIS PART OF THE SMALL SCROLL! AUTOMAN IS LOOKING VERY TIRED!
(ZZZZZZZZZZ) SO I'D BETTER SEND HIM HOME TO BED...... GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY..... HI,AUTOMAN'S BACK
AGAIN, AND TODAY'S 2/1 1990 !! MERRY NEWYEAR EVERYBODY ! (AS EDDIE MURPHY USED TO SAY) I WONDER WHAT THE '90-
DEMOS WILL LOOK LIKE? PROBABLY JUST THE SAME !! I STILL HAVN'T GOT THE 10TH TUNE FROM FARENHEIT... HE
FORGOT TO POST... WHAT A JERK! NEWYEARS EVE WENT ON, AND I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PARTYING BUT I HAD (& STILL HAVE) A
NASTY COLD.... IT'S COLD HERE IN SWEDEN NOW ! HMMM THERE'S ABOUT TWO MONTHS LEFT FOR MY GUARRANTY.. I HOPE MY
COMPUTER DOESN'T COLLAPSE AFTER THAT! MY QUESTION TO YOU IS: WHY IS ACRO SO LAZY? WHY AM I SO
PRODUCIVE? I GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE I AM SO FAST ON THE KEYBOARD! - PERHAPS NOT! ANYWAY, 1990 HASN'T STARTED
VERY WELL FOR ME AND MY COLD!! RIGHT NOW I FEEL A LITTLE DIZZY, SO I'LL LEAVE THE WRITING FOR A WHILE!
TODAY'S 3/1 '90 AND I RECEIVED A LETTER FROM STEEL... I CONTAINED THE 10TH TUNE TO THIS DISK (HAVRE
TILL H$STEN) I LIKE THAT TUNE VERY MUCH... KEEP IT UP, STEEL!! SORRY, FARENHEIT, DON'T FORGET TO MAIL NEXT
TIME !! I ALSO RECEIVED A LETTER FROM MY FRIEND IN USA... HE SAID 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' AND SAID THAT HE WOULD SEND ME SOME
DISKS LATER ON..... ACRO CAME UP TO ME YESTERDAY AND BORROWED SIX VIDEOS !!! I HOPE HE ISN'T NEGLECTING HIS CODING
NOW !!! WELL, NOW... IF YOU WANT TO JOIN RIGOR MORTIS AND THINK YOU'RE QUALIFIED THEN JUST TYPE THE WORD
ON YOUR KEYBORAD NOW AND CONTACT ME (AUTOMAN)... THE WORD WILL BE FOUND IN THE ROLLER-SCROLLER ABOVE !!!
NIGHTY,NIGHTY ! BYE!