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A - H*A*R*D*C*O*R*E - PRODUCTION (C) 1991
'T H E T H I N G'
STARRING :
CODE : O*Z*O*N*E GRAPHICS : X*O*D
MUSIC : S*T*A*T*I*C OG VI ER RET - HEMMELIGE !!
THIS LITTLE THING IS DEDICATED TO ALL YOU
HARDCORE FREAKS OUT THERE AND IN MEMO OF SALVADOR DALI !
WORKING TITLE TO THIS THING IS : 'AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS'
THE REASON FOR MAKING THIS PRODUCTION IS
UNKNOWN AND LET IT BE THAT WAY !!
FIRST OF ALL SOME SERIOUS TALK !!!
YEAH THIS IS PAC*MAN PULLING THE TRIGGER
ON THIS NEW REBEL-PRODUCT, FIRST I WILL LIKE TO LAUNCH SOME LETTERS OF LOVE TO ALL
THE FRIENDS AND CONTACTS OF BOZO AND EYE! (HEY FRESH/DAMAGE INC AND HOBBES/ILLUSION)
WACHT OUT YO'ALL COZ MY HIPS ARE GROWING
************ SO IS MY NOSE *********** (IT WILL SOON GROW BIGGER THAN BOZO'S)
NAAHH** IT WON'T - IT COULDN'T !!! NEW SUBJECT WHO ARE WORLDS NO.1 SWAPPERS?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT AIN'T BOZO AND ME !!
COZ ALL WE KNOW IS HOW TO DRINK BEER AND EAT PUSSY *** - GOD NO.. I WROTE THAT ?
I PROMISED NOT TO USE DIRTY LANGUAGE ** PRETEND YOU DIDN'T READ IT (?) - OKAY ???
I'M BORED ** BORED ** BORED ** BORED
NO IM NOT, I'M JUST TIRED OF THE THOUGHT THAT IT'S A SCHOOL-DAY TOMORROW **
ANOTHER DAY WHERE I WILL HAVE TO ENDURE MY CHEMESTRY TEACHER STENCH OF FISH !
MIND YOU I DON'T KNOW WEATHER SHE IS SOME
PRO-FISH-EATER OR SHE JUST FORGOT HER MONTHLY BATH ? ENOUGH! (SHE GAVE ME AN A)
NEW SUBJECT* I'M GOING TO DE LA SOUL CON- CERT RIGHT HERE IN COPENHAGEN THIS FRIDAY
HEY THAT REMINDS ME THAT I WILL LIKE TO
SAY PEACE TO ALL MEMBERS AND FANS OF THE REBEL POSSE WORLDWIDE ** REBEL FOR LIFE !
U KNOW * I MIGHT AS WELL END MY MADNESS PAC*MAN IS OUT * BLINKY IS IN ! PEACE !
HEJ ! NU SKA' I FANEME HA' DEN !!! OKAY ?
VELBEKOMMEN TIL DEN 1 AF DE NYESTE TING FRA DE HEMMELIGE DANSKE SPRITFABRIKKER !!
NAH *** THIS IS JAKE THE FAKE AT BOZO'S COMPUTER TING DESVAERRE. DON'T MOB ME
OKAY, NUFF SAID *** I'D LIKE 2 SEND SOME
PERSONAL REGARDS TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS : 2B, MAA MAN RIVE I LEDNINGEN?, MR. AND
MRS. PACMAN, KLOVNEN, NICK THE DIC**, SOD STATIKK, IKKENOGET, KREST, DAN OF CRYSTAL
MUNGO,DREAM WARRIOR, TIW, Q, VORTEX, ALTA
BAROCK, STRIPE, MALCOMX, DAMAGE,MEGADRIVE ZIKE, WARLORD, ZAXXAN, DROOOOOOPI, DECKER
CLASH,POOOOOOOT-NOOOOODLE,OZONLAGET,BRUNO FARVEL, 2MANY, Q.U.B.E, BIIIIIIIIG AL
00000HHHHHH ** NU GAAR JEG ALTSAA !!!
FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL HEJSA OGSAA TIL BALLE & KYD/ TSL,
(HEJ IB OG ARNE, LAD VAERE MED AT VAERE HMMMM ** DEPRI !!!!! ) /Q
GOL0RDAG I DAG DAG DAG HMMM*** HEHE HDH
THIS IS BOZO AND Q OF EHM EHGM WHAT WAS IT ? JAAAKKEE ** JAKKKEE **
JAKE SAYS IT'S --- R E B E L S Z Y --- WELL, ANYWQAY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT !?
HMM HOST * HOST UNKNOWN ! WE ARE SITTING
HERE AT BOZOS PLACE ** STATIC AND XOD ARE PLAYING PIANO AND MR PACMAN IS PLAYING
WITH YOYOS SISTER! (MISS. PM) (THAT WAS A SECRET) OG HAN FAAR SOVS PAA STANGEN! F0J
EHRM - BTW* THIS DEMO IS FOR EXTERNEAL
USE ONLY, SO DONT, I REPEAT, DONT SWALLOW EAT OR IN ANY OTHER WAAAAAY GET IT INTO
YOUR FACE !!! THIS COULD PROVE FATAL !!! EHRM SJOVT HVA ? HA HA LAMTITA
ABEN PAA VAEGGEN HAENGER SKAEVT PLOPSSS
AND NOW ** DER R0J MIT ANLAEG PAA GULVET AV*** AV*** SOME INTELLIGENT STUFF NOW:
JAKE HAS NOW GOOONE YOOH BOY! SOO BOZO IS GETING THO OF THE BEST BEERS IN THE WORLD
T U B O R G !!! AAAHHHHH GULP !!
----------- ALLWAYS REMEMBER ----------- ------ BE EXECELENT TO EACH OTHER! ------
IS THERE A SWAPPER CALLED TUBORG ? *GASP* HEY DUDE ! THATS BLASFEMI !
BOZO COMING ?! ON TE FLOOR ?? I GOT A
LITTLE MESSAGE TO BOZO OF ANOMIA : CHANGE YOUR HANDLE IB !? SET ME FREE UH UHHHUHHH
THIS IS THE ELECTRONIC SWEETSHOP NR. 1541 C 64 !!! PACKED BY PAC-MAN.Q AND BOZO ***
PAC*MAN IS SMASKING IN MY 0RE, HE IS EAT-
ING LAKRIDS NAAE TYKGUMMI !!!!??? SKAAL!! NOW FOR A COMPLETE 100% GREETINGS LIST :
GOLDEN JOHNS TO: Q AND BOZO! END OF GREET IF YOU NOT WERE MENTIONED PLEASE CONTACT:
TP MUSIK MARKED
ROSKILDEVEJ 33 2000 FREDRIKSBERG
DENMARK IDIOT !!
NU VIL JAKE THE NAKED FAKE WRITE !!
KEWL*** TAK TIL BOZO (MED BAEVEREN PAA HOVEDET) OG (Q) (MINUS (SOL) SKIN!) FOR
DEN EKSTREMT VENLIGE TEKST KOPYRITE ME ! 0H, TAG NU DEN HUD VAEK OLE ! HEJ MED DIG
RYYYYK NU MED MOTTEN ELLER DU FAAR EN PAA
SNOTTEN! OKAY, JEG KA IKKE NAAR DU KIKKER KA' HVAD ? NAAAAAJJ!! IKKE DET!!!! FARVEL
IGEN, JAKE !! ENOUGH DANISH - ENOUGH ENGLISH !! LETS GO GERMAN ***
ICH KANN NUR EIN BISHEN DEUTCH, ABER GUT
EH? ICH BIN BETRUNCKEN, JAA? ABER ICH BIN AUCH PAC*MAN UND ICH BIN AUCH SEHR GUT ZU
DEUCH, NICHT ? JA JA SEHR GUT, SEHR GUT * MEIN DEUTCH LERERIN IST EIN GROSSEN IDIOT
ODER WASS ? CUT THE CRAP !!
OF COZ I'M OUT*IN* SEND ME A CORRECTION ALL ME SPELLING ERRORS SOME TIME * PEACE
JAKE SMELLS OF SHIT ! EYE THINK SO ANYWAY !!! HAHA (HEY)
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WITH MY BRAIN
PAC*MAN IS OCUPIDED WITH YOYO'S SISTER AHHMMM I AM WET WET WET OF THEIR KISSES?!
INGEN FRAEKKE DETALJER, BLIR DE MON ALTID SAADAN NAAR DE DRIKKER ?????????????!!?
I AM AFRAID THAT MY BED WILL BE RATHER
UNCOOL TOMORROW !!!!! SMARK (ME CHAIR TOO BY THE VEJ THIS IS BOZO OF REBELS, OG MIN
0L STAAR DER NEDE! NOW I WILL LEAVE THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE !! LETS GET DRUNK !!
BOZOO BELONGS IN A ZOO !!
PAC*MAN BELONGS IN A TRASH CAN !! XOD'EN OG PAC'EN ER TILBAGE FOR AT BRINGE
D0D OG TOTAL AFSKY OVER JER DUNGEON DRENGE MERE SPECIFICERET DIG :
OLESEN DIN GRIMME GNOM** OG DIG KLAUS DIN
ELENDIGE BRANDERT OG DIG MADS, GIV OS NOGLE FLERE MAGISKE TING, SO **
- LET'S PAC'EM - LET'S KICK'EM - LET'S FARVEL.... VI GIDER IKKE MERE !
STATIC SENDS HANDSHAKES TO : DEZ,DJ.CASH,
ZIKE+CONQ,MARTIN P,PROMAX,HAVOK,SAURON, MERLIN,WARLORD,SKYWIZE,PAUL,BIG AL,
JASPER KID,MIKE BALL,SCOT,FAB,SYNTECH,TED NIGHTLIGHT,DR.ALBAN,K.BAGER,THE BUDS
XOD SENDS HI-FIVES TO:
SCOT AND MERLIN OF ARCANE (KANEN) NICE DEMO YOU HAVE MADE LATELY, I LOVE IT
VI SES !! MAASKE NEDE I HULEN !?!
DEZ OF CLASSIC :
HEY MAN ! NICE TO SEE YA AT THE DEXION PARTY , YOU SURE MAKES SOME GREAT
SYNTH MUSIC !!! KEEP TRACKING !
RAW OF BRO FORCE :
HEY HOMIE MALONIE HOW ARE YOU DOING !?! HOPE YOU CAN FIX YOUR MODEM TO A HST !!
STAY COOL !!
DOZAI OF BRO FORCE :
YO ! NICE TALKING , BUT YOU MUST FINISH THAT SEQUENCER SOON !! AND NO ,
I SAID NO ! 'NO BUDGET' PRODUCTION OK !?! STAY TUNED !
GATOR OF EX-SHADOWS:
THANKS FOR ALWAYS HOT STUFF OG TING HOPE TO SEE SOME INTROS AND DEMOS FROM
YOUR NEW TEAM SEE YA !!
JOE OF BRO FORCE :
HVAD SAA HOMES ? WE HAVE TO PLAY SOME AXIS AND ALLIES SOON.. OR OTHER OF YOUR
MANY GREAT GAMES C U HOMEZ !
FELIX OF ACON :
JEP ! HAVE NOT SEEN ANY DEMOS FROM YOU LATELY !! PROV AT SE ! VI KAN OGSA LAVE
HAM(P) !!?? SEE YA !!
GRIMLOG :
JA ! JA ! HOW DOES THIS LOOK !?! WHY DON'T YOU BUY SOME X-TRA DRIVES,
YOU NEED'EM BADLY (HA! HA! HA!)
MESSAGE TO BOZO :
SHIT DET VAR TAET PAA AT DU FIK EN FLASKE I SKALDEN, MEN HVA FAEN LIVET GAAR
KLOKKEN SLAAR !!! (?)
MESSAGE TO VECTRA :
YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING COOL PRODUCTIONS !! KEEP IT UP !!! /XOD
HVAD SAA OZONE KORER SVINET ELLER HVA !?! SAA ER DET SLUT MED DET SKOLE SHIT ! /XOD
MESSAGE TO JAKE (THE FAKE SNAKE!) :
DET LOKALE LORTE DISCO VAR IKKE EN KRONE VAERD, MEN HVA' FAEN' DU HAVDE JO SAGT
DET TIL OS!!! /XOD
AND OFCAUSE TO ALL REBELS MEMBERS
W*O*R*L*D*W*I*D*E
KEEP UP YOUR FINE WORK !!
EN MEGA FUCKING TIL MUSSER, SOM FIK NOGLE
BULER I SIT HOVEDE INDE I BYEN ! DU HAVDE NOK IKKE REGNET MED, AT JEG HAVDE POSEN
MED !!! DIT SVIN ! /XOD
MESSAGE TO HAVOK: YOU MAKE SOME MEGA FINE
PIXELS ** YOU ARE NO.1 /XOD
WELL , I THINK IT'S OZONES TURN TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE KEY'S ! HER KOMMER HAN
DIG DIN SVINEHUND , HVAD LAVER DU HER ?
SAA ER DET VAEK !!!
SKRID ELLER JEG KNUSER DIN TUD !!!!
XOD ER TILBAGE * FIK DU DEN DIN SNOTABE ?
OG DET GAELDER FAME' OGSAA DIG MUSSER !!! MAYBE I (OZONE) SAW TOO MUCH OF THAT MUAY
THAI SHIT ON TV !! BUT IT'S EASY TO GET GOING WHEN YOU SEE SOME IDIOT BEING
KNOCKED OUT IN THE 1'ST ROUND BY A FLYING
KNEE TO THE NOSE ! HE HE DET SAA PISSE FEDT UD !!
WELL, I GOTTA WRITE SOME MORE !!
FIRST OF ALL A BIG THANK TO XOD FOR
SHOWING UP TO MY 'AABNE HUS' !! THE SAME GOES TO THE TRICKY FREAK OF ???
OTHER MESSAGES COMING UP TO :
CROSS ? OF ????? (EX-EXELLENCE).. HEY OLD
MATE, I'VE SEND TWO LETTERS AND I'VE GOT NO ANSWER !! PLEASE SEND TO ME AGAIN WITH
YOUR REAL ADDRESS, CAUSE I THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM ?!?!?!?
OZONE'S PERSONAL ONES FLYES TO : TTF, ICE
SACCO, OMAC, MOZART, ERIK, RALLE, CROSS, MARTIN S, ANETTE, HENRIK, BRUNO, KENNETH,
ZENMASTER, TACKI, FINN J, LINDY, ALL MEM- BERS OF REBELS, PUBLIC ENEMY (THE REAL)
GUESS WHAT I READ IN A DEMO? A GROUP SAID
TO ANOTHER GROUP THAT THEY SHOULD CHANGE THEIR STYLE ! - HOW LAME CAN YOU BE !?!
IMAGINE IF ALL DEMO'S WERE THE SAME HOW BORING !! SIGNED : XOD
TALKING ABOUT LAMENESS! GUESS WHAT I READ
IN 4D ISSUE 6 SOME MONKEY LOOKING FAGGET FROM RAF SAID THAT SYNTH MUSIC STINKS !
WELL JACKASS, YOU'RE PERHAPS TONEDEF, BUT DON'T BLAME IT ON JOCHEN HIPPEL !! /OZONE
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VIL DU HAVE MAD ????
- SAA GAA HJEM !!!! /TAP
OG NU ER DET TID TIL EN KOP KAFFE !
AAAAHHHHHHH !!!
DET VAR SATANS SAA VARM DEN VAR *** (ER!)
GREETINGS FROM XOD TO FLYNN OF TRSI FOR
CREATING NOISEPLAYER ! IT IS VERY USEFUL!
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HVAD SAA DIN KLOVN, ER DU HVED AT FALDE I
SOVN? SAA SLUK FOR HELVEDE FOR COMPUTEREN
DET DANSKE VEJR ?? ER PISTOL VEJR !!!
ONLY ZULU AND COLA MAKES IT POSSIBLE-
NAAR DIN HALS VIL FLAENSES **** OZONE'S ER BLEVET DET FOR LANG TID SIDEN
MEN MIN (XOD) HOLDER FA'ME I NU !!!
WELL, I THINK THIS THE END OF THIS LITTLE
PRODUCTION CALLED 'THE THING'*IT HAS BEEN RATHER COOL WORKING WITH YOU OZONE,AND WE
HAVE BOTH GOT A LOT OF COOL DAYS,SO AFTER ALL IT'S HAVE BEEN NO WASTE OF TIME! /XOD
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