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                PRESENTS :                 

                       A                        - H*A*R*D*C*O*R*E - PRODUCTION (C) 1991  

               'T H E  T H I N G'                                                        
                STARRING :                 

    CODE     :                    O*Z*O*N*E    GRAPHICS :                    X*O*D       

    MUSIC    :                    S*T*A*T*I*C        OG VI ER RET  -  HEMMELIGE !!       
 THIS LITTLE THING IS DEDICATED TO ALL YOU 

    HARDCORE FREAKS OUT THERE AND IN MEMO OF                SALVADOR DALI !              

         WORKING TITLE TO THIS THING IS :               'AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS'           
 THE REASON FOR MAKING THIS PRODUCTION IS  

        UNKNOWN AND LET IT BE THAT WAY !!                                                

       FIRST OF ALL SOME SERIOUS TALK !!!                                                
 YEAH THIS IS PAC*MAN PULLING THE TRIGGER  

    ON THIS NEW REBEL-PRODUCT, FIRST I WILL    LIKE TO LAUNCH SOME LETTERS OF LOVE TO ALL

    THE FRIENDS AND CONTACTS OF BOZO AND EYE!  (HEY FRESH/DAMAGE INC AND HOBBES/ILLUSION)
  WACHT OUT YO'ALL COZ MY HIPS ARE GROWING 

     ************  SO IS MY NOSE  ***********    (IT WILL SOON GROW BIGGER THAN BOZO'S)  

        NAAHH** IT WON'T - IT COULDN'T !!!     NEW SUBJECT WHO ARE WORLDS NO.1 SWAPPERS? 
 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT AIN'T BOZO AND ME !! 

     COZ ALL WE KNOW IS HOW TO DRINK BEER AND   EAT PUSSY *** - GOD NO.. I WROTE THAT ?  

     I PROMISED NOT TO USE DIRTY LANGUAGE **   PRETEND YOU DIDN'T READ IT (?) - OKAY ??? 
   I'M BORED ** BORED ** BORED ** BORED    

    NO IM NOT, I'M JUST TIRED OF THE THOUGHT      THAT IT'S A SCHOOL-DAY TOMORROW **     

     ANOTHER DAY WHERE I WILL HAVE TO ENDURE     MY CHEMESTRY TEACHER STENCH OF FISH !   
 MIND YOU I DON'T KNOW WEATHER SHE IS SOME 

      PRO-FISH-EATER OR SHE JUST FORGOT HER    MONTHLY BATH ? ENOUGH! (SHE GAVE ME AN A) 

    NEW SUBJECT* I'M GOING TO DE LA SOUL CON-  CERT RIGHT HERE IN COPENHAGEN THIS FRIDAY 
  HEY THAT REMINDS ME THAT I WILL LIKE TO  

    SAY PEACE TO ALL MEMBERS AND FANS OF THE   REBEL POSSE WORLDWIDE ** REBEL FOR LIFE ! 

     U KNOW * I MIGHT AS WELL END MY MADNESS    PAC*MAN IS OUT * BLINKY IS IN ! PEACE !  
 HEJ ! NU SKA' I FANEME HA' DEN !!! OKAY ? 

     VELBEKOMMEN TIL DEN 1 AF DE NYESTE TING   FRA DE HEMMELIGE DANSKE SPRITFABRIKKER !! 

     NAH *** THIS IS JAKE THE FAKE AT BOZO'S     COMPUTER TING DESVAERRE. DON'T MOB ME   
 OKAY, NUFF SAID *** I'D LIKE 2 SEND SOME  

    PERSONAL REGARDS TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS :    2B, MAA MAN RIVE I LEDNINGEN?, MR. AND   

    MRS. PACMAN, KLOVNEN, NICK THE DIC**, SOD  STATIKK, IKKENOGET, KREST, DAN OF CRYSTAL 
 MUNGO,DREAM WARRIOR, TIW, Q, VORTEX, ALTA 

    BAROCK, STRIPE, MALCOMX, DAMAGE,MEGADRIVE  ZIKE, WARLORD, ZAXXAN, DROOOOOOPI, DECKER 

    CLASH,POOOOOOOT-NOOOOODLE,OZONLAGET,BRUNO    FARVEL, 2MANY, Q.U.B.E, BIIIIIIIIG AL   
   00000HHHHHH ** NU GAAR JEG ALTSAA !!!   

    FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL     HEJSA OGSAA TIL BALLE & KYD/ TSL,     

     (HEJ IB OG ARNE, LAD VAERE MED AT VAERE   HMMMM **   DEPRI !!!!!  )              /Q 
  GOL0RDAG I DAG DAG DAG HMMM*** HEHE HDH  

    THIS IS BOZO AND Q OF EHM  EHGM  WHAT WAS  IT ?          JAAAKKEE ** JAKKKEE **      

    JAKE SAYS IT'S   --- R E B E L S Z Y ---      WELL, ANYWQAY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT !?    
 HMM  HOST * HOST UNKNOWN ! WE ARE SITTING 

    HERE AT BOZOS PLACE ** STATIC AND XOD ARE   PLAYING PIANO AND MR PACMAN IS PLAYING   

    WITH YOYOS SISTER! (MISS. PM) (THAT WAS A  SECRET) OG HAN FAAR SOVS PAA STANGEN! F0J 
  EHRM - BTW*  THIS DEMO IS FOR EXTERNEAL  

    USE ONLY, SO DONT, I REPEAT, DONT SWALLOW   EAT OR IN ANY OTHER WAAAAAY GET IT INTO  

    YOUR FACE !!!  THIS COULD PROVE FATAL !!!    EHRM    SJOVT HVA ?     HA HA LAMTITA   
  ABEN PAA VAEGGEN HAENGER SKAEVT PLOPSSS  

    AND NOW **  DER R0J MIT ANLAEG PAA GULVET   AV*** AV*** SOME INTELLIGENT STUFF NOW:  

    JAKE HAS NOW GOOONE YOOH BOY! SOO BOZO IS  GETING THO OF THE BEST BEERS IN THE WORLD 
   T U B O R G !!!    AAAHHHHH   GULP !!   

    ----------- ALLWAYS REMEMBER  -----------  ------ BE EXECELENT TO EACH OTHER! ------ 

    IS THERE A SWAPPER CALLED TUBORG ? *GASP*         HEY DUDE ! THATS BLASFEMI !        
  BOZO COMING ?!  ON TE FLOOR ??  I GOT A  

    LITTLE MESSAGE TO BOZO OF ANOMIA : CHANGE  YOUR HANDLE IB !? SET ME FREE UH UHHHUHHH 

    THIS IS THE ELECTRONIC SWEETSHOP NR. 1541  C 64 !!! PACKED BY PAC-MAN.Q AND BOZO *** 
 PAC*MAN IS SMASKING IN MY 0RE, HE IS EAT- 

    ING LAKRIDS NAAE TYKGUMMI !!!!??? SKAAL!!  NOW FOR A COMPLETE 100% GREETINGS LIST :  

    GOLDEN JOHNS TO: Q AND BOZO! END OF GREET  IF YOU NOT WERE MENTIONED PLEASE CONTACT: 
              TP MUSIK MARKED              

                 ROSKILDEVEJ 33                             2000 FREDRIKSBERG            

                 DENMARK                                        IDIOT !!                 
    NU VIL JAKE THE NAKED FAKE WRITE !!    

     KEWL*** TAK TIL BOZO (MED BAEVEREN PAA    HOVEDET) OG (Q) (MINUS (SOL) SKIN!) FOR   

    DEN EKSTREMT VENLIGE TEKST KOPYRITE ME !   0H, TAG NU DEN HUD VAEK OLE ! HEJ MED DIG 
 RYYYYK NU MED MOTTEN ELLER DU FAAR EN PAA 

    SNOTTEN! OKAY, JEG KA IKKE NAAR DU KIKKER  KA' HVAD ? NAAAAAJJ!! IKKE DET!!!! FARVEL 

     IGEN, JAKE !!    ENOUGH DANISH - ENOUGH        ENGLISH !!  LETS GO GERMAN  ***      
 ICH KANN NUR EIN BISHEN DEUTCH, ABER GUT  

    EH? ICH BIN BETRUNCKEN, JAA? ABER ICH BIN  AUCH PAC*MAN UND ICH BIN AUCH SEHR GUT ZU 

    DEUCH, NICHT ? JA JA SEHR GUT, SEHR GUT *  MEIN DEUTCH LERERIN IST EIN GROSSEN IDIOT 
       ODER WASS ?   CUT THE CRAP !!       

    OF COZ I'M OUT*IN*   SEND ME A CORRECTION  ALL ME SPELLING ERRORS SOME TIME * PEACE  

              JAKE SMELLS OF SHIT !               EYE THINK SO ANYWAY !!! HAHA (HEY)     
  I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WITH MY BRAIN  

     PAC*MAN IS OCUPIDED WITH YOYO'S SISTER    AHHMMM I AM WET WET WET OF THEIR KISSES?! 

    INGEN FRAEKKE DETALJER, BLIR DE MON ALTID   SAADAN NAAR DE DRIKKER ?????????????!!?  
   I AM AFRAID THAT MY BED WILL BE RATHER  

    UNCOOL TOMORROW !!!!! SMARK (ME CHAIR TOO  BY THE VEJ THIS IS BOZO OF REBELS, OG MIN 

    0L STAAR DER NEDE! NOW I WILL LEAVE THESE  TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE !!  LETS GET DRUNK !! 
         BOZOO BELONGS IN A ZOO !!         

        PAC*MAN BELONGS IN A TRASH CAN !!      XOD'EN OG PAC'EN ER TILBAGE FOR AT BRINGE 

    D0D OG TOTAL AFSKY OVER JER DUNGEON DRENGE          MERE SPECIFICERET DIG :          
 OLESEN DIN GRIMME GNOM** OG DIG KLAUS DIN 

      ELENDIGE BRANDERT OG DIG MADS, GIV OS         NOGLE FLERE MAGISKE TING, SO **      

      - LET'S PAC'EM        - LET'S KICK'EM      - LET'S FARVEL.... VI GIDER IKKE MERE ! 
 STATIC SENDS HANDSHAKES TO : DEZ,DJ.CASH, 

     ZIKE+CONQ,MARTIN P,PROMAX,HAVOK,SAURON,      MERLIN,WARLORD,SKYWIZE,PAUL,BIG AL,    

    JASPER KID,MIKE BALL,SCOT,FAB,SYNTECH,TED    NIGHTLIGHT,DR.ALBAN,K.BAGER,THE BUDS    
           XOD SENDS HI-FIVES TO:          

        SCOT AND MERLIN OF ARCANE (KANEN)      NICE DEMO YOU HAVE MADE LATELY, I LOVE IT 

                    VI SES !!                           MAASKE NEDE I HULEN !?!          
              DEZ OF CLASSIC :             

     HEY MAN !  NICE TO SEE YA AT THE DEXION       PARTY , YOU SURE MAKES SOME GREAT     

        SYNTH MUSIC !!!   KEEP TRACKING !                                                
             RAW OF BRO FORCE :            

     HEY HOMIE MALONIE HOW ARE YOU DOING !?!    HOPE YOU CAN FIX YOUR MODEM TO A HST !!  

                   STAY COOL !!                                                          
            DOZAI OF BRO FORCE :           

     YO ! NICE TALKING , BUT YOU MUST FINISH       THAT SEQUENCER SOON !!   AND NO ,     

       I SAID NO ! 'NO BUDGET' PRODUCTION                 OK !?!  STAY TUNED !           
            GATOR OF EX-SHADOWS:           

       THANKS FOR ALWAYS HOT STUFF OG TING       HOPE TO SEE SOME INTROS AND DEMOS FROM  

            YOUR NEW TEAM    SEE YA !!                                                   
             JOE OF BRO FORCE :            

      HVAD SAA HOMES ? WE HAVE TO PLAY SOME     AXIS AND ALLIES SOON.. OR OTHER OF YOUR  

                 MANY GREAT GAMES                              C U HOMEZ !               
              FELIX OF ACON :              

      JEP ! HAVE NOT SEEN ANY DEMOS FROM YOU    LATELY !! PROV AT SE ! VI KAN OGSA LAVE  

                   HAM(P) !!??                                 SEE YA !!                 
                 GRIMLOG :                 

        JA ! JA ! HOW DOES THIS LOOK !?!         WHY DON'T YOU BUY SOME X-TRA DRIVES,    

         YOU NEED'EM BADLY (HA! HA! HA!)                                                 
             MESSAGE TO BOZO :             

    SHIT DET VAR TAET PAA AT DU FIK EN FLASKE     I SKALDEN, MEN HVA FAEN  LIVET GAAR    

              KLOKKEN SLAAR !!! (?)                                                      
            MESSAGE TO VECTRA :            

    YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING COOL PRODUCTIONS !!            KEEP IT UP !!!   /XOD           

    HVAD SAA OZONE KORER SVINET ELLER HVA !?!  SAA ER DET SLUT MED DET SKOLE SHIT ! /XOD 
    MESSAGE TO JAKE (THE FAKE SNAKE!) :    

    DET LOKALE LORTE DISCO VAR IKKE EN KRONE    VAERD, MEN HVA' FAEN' DU HAVDE JO SAGT   

    DET TIL OS!!!                        /XOD                                            
     AND OFCAUSE TO ALL REBELS MEMBERS     

                                                           W*O*R*L*D*W*I*D*E             

                                                       KEEP UP YOUR FINE WORK !!         
 EN MEGA FUCKING TIL MUSSER, SOM FIK NOGLE 

    BULER I SIT HOVEDE INDE I BYEN ! DU HAVDE   NOK IKKE REGNET MED, AT JEG HAVDE POSEN  

               MED !!!   DIT SVIN !                                                 /XOD 
 MESSAGE TO HAVOK: YOU MAKE SOME MEGA FINE 

    PIXELS **  YOU ARE NO.1              /XOD                                            

      WELL , I THINK IT'S OZONES TURN TO DO    SOMETHING WITH THE KEY'S ! HER KOMMER HAN 
  DIG DIN SVINEHUND , HVAD LAVER DU HER ?  

               SAA ER DET VAEK !!!                                                       

       SKRID ELLER JEG KNUSER DIN TUD !!!!                                               
 XOD ER TILBAGE * FIK DU DEN DIN SNOTABE ? 

    OG DET GAELDER FAME' OGSAA DIG MUSSER !!!  MAYBE I (OZONE) SAW TOO MUCH OF THAT MUAY 

     THAI SHIT ON TV !! BUT IT'S EASY TO GET      GOING WHEN YOU SEE SOME IDIOT BEING    
 KNOCKED OUT IN THE 1'ST ROUND BY A FLYING 

               KNEE TO THE NOSE !                   HE HE DET SAA PISSE FEDT UD !!       

        WELL, I GOTTA WRITE SOME MORE !!                                                 
    FIRST OF ALL A BIG THANK TO XOD FOR    

    SHOWING UP TO MY 'AABNE HUS' !! THE SAME        GOES TO THE TRICKY FREAK OF ???      

                                                     OTHER MESSAGES COMING UP TO :      
 CROSS ? OF ????? (EX-EXELLENCE).. HEY OLD 

    MATE, I'VE SEND TWO LETTERS AND I'VE GOT   NO ANSWER !! PLEASE SEND TO ME AGAIN WITH 

     YOUR REAL ADDRESS, CAUSE I THINK THAT'S              THE PROBLEM ?!?!?!?            
 OZONE'S PERSONAL ONES FLYES TO : TTF, ICE 

    SACCO, OMAC, MOZART, ERIK, RALLE, CROSS,   MARTIN S, ANETTE, HENRIK, BRUNO, KENNETH, 

    ZENMASTER, TACKI, FINN J, LINDY, ALL MEM-  BERS OF REBELS, PUBLIC ENEMY (THE REAL)   
 GUESS WHAT I READ IN A DEMO? A GROUP SAID 

    TO ANOTHER GROUP THAT THEY SHOULD CHANGE    THEIR STYLE ! - HOW LAME CAN YOU BE !?!  

       IMAGINE IF ALL DEMO'S WERE THE SAME            HOW BORING !!  SIGNED : XOD        
 TALKING ABOUT LAMENESS! GUESS WHAT I READ 

    IN 4D ISSUE 6  SOME MONKEY LOOKING FAGGET   FROM RAF SAID THAT SYNTH MUSIC STINKS !  

    WELL JACKASS, YOU'RE PERHAPS TONEDEF, BUT  DON'T BLAME IT ON JOCHEN HIPPEL !! /OZONE 
           HARDCORE - ARE LAW !!           

    - OG DER ER VILDT GANG I FORRETNINGEN !!!   IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT REBELS WHQ, THEN  

       GRAB A PEN AND PAPER AND WRITE TO :                                               
             PAC*MAN / REBELS              

                RASMUS HARTMANN                            STADFELDTSVEJ 34              

                2500 VALBY                                 DENMARK                       
                    OR                     

           REBELS WHQ (INCLUDE THIS!)                       POSTE RESTANTE               

                 2670 GREVE                                 DENMARK                      
   PUSH YOUR LUCK AND TRY TO REACH THESE   

             BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEMS:                                                     

         FIRST OF ALL WE WELCOME OUR NEW               DANISH HQ IN COPENHAGEN :         
              REBELS' HIDEOUT              

                 +45 42 64 70 23                                                         

                SWAPPER'S DELIGHT                           +49 30 49 25 646             
               THE REBELLION               

                 +46 40 45 66 49                                                         

                     PHANTEON                               +1 206 866 7875              
                WASTED TIME                

                 +358 0505 3602                                                          

                   NOW DANCE -                          YOU GOT THE CHANCE !!!           
       IF YA WANT TO CHAT THEN CALL:       

              +45 31 18 42 25 (XOD)                      +45 47 38 32 54 (OZONE)         

              +45 31 19 42 73 (STATIC)                     19.00 - 23.00 PM CET          
                                           

               VIL DU HAVE MAD ????                                                      

               - SAA GAA HJEM !!!!                                                  /TAP 
    OG NU ER DET TID TIL EN KOP KAFFE !    

                                                            AAAAHHHHHHH !!!              

                                               DET VAR SATANS SAA VARM DEN VAR *** (ER!) 
  GREETINGS FROM XOD TO FLYNN OF TRSI FOR  

    CREATING NOISEPLAYER ! IT IS VERY USEFUL!                                            

         HARDCORE - RAWBONE LIKE A RAZOR                                   /PUBLIC ENEMY 
            WATCH OUT FOR OTHER            

               - H*A*R*D*C*O*R*E -                            PRODUCTIONS                

       GOING FOR THE TOP, NEVER GIVE UP !!                                               
 HVAD SAA DIN KLOVN, ER DU HVED AT FALDE I 

    SOVN? SAA SLUK FOR HELVEDE FOR COMPUTEREN                                            

                DET DANSKE VEJR ??                         ER PISTOL VEJR !!!            
   ONLY ZULU AND COLA MAKES IT POSSIBLE-   

         NAAR DIN HALS VIL FLAENSES ****       OZONE'S ER BLEVET DET FOR LANG TID SIDEN  

       MEN MIN (XOD) HOLDER FA'ME I NU !!!                                               
 WELL, I THINK THIS THE END OF THIS LITTLE 

    PRODUCTION CALLED 'THE THING'*IT HAS BEEN  RATHER COOL WORKING WITH YOU OZONE,AND WE 

    HAVE BOTH GOT A LOT OF COOL DAYS,SO AFTER  ALL IT'S HAVE BEEN NO WASTE OF TIME! /XOD 
 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 

    +   EN SIDSTE HILSEN TIL ALLE DE TAPRE  +  + KAMIKAZE PILOTER DER OFREDE DERES LIV + 

    + FOR TROEN PAA ET JAPAN SOM STORMAGT ! +  +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 
 WHAT ELSE TO SAY ? ZZZ Z Z ZZ Z Z ZZZ Z ! 

                                                           - IKKE EN SKID !!             
NO RIPPING, DICK !!! BUT YES YOU'RE CLOSE ....