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     HEJ MOAR! SE FAR ER I FJERNSYNET... NU GAAR VI HJEM... FARVEL... JAKE!
HI GUYS... THE AMAZING REBELS IS BACK IN THE TOWN OF DREAMS!! AARS/DENMARK!!
THE COOLEST TOWN IN DENMARK, A PLACE WHERE THE SOUND OF HARDCORE TECHNO
IS AS FOREIGN TO ITS INHABITANTS AS THE SOUND OF ELEPHANT SHIT DROPPING FROM
ITS ASSHOLE!! CHRIST!?! BUT COOL PARTY ANYWAY.. CONGRATULATIONS CRYSTAL AND
SILENTS!! (SORRY ANARCHY, BUT I HAVE THE STRICKTEST ORDERS NOT TO MENTION
YOU IN A POSITIVE WAY!!)  ... ANYWAY THIS IS NEWTON, THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS LITTLE PARTYINTRO (ALL CODING AND GRAPHICS)... HMM!...NO INSPIRATION
 ANYMORE, WILL BE BACK
.......      OK MATES, SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE ANYTHING ACCORDING TO
CONAN...  HOWEVER, HERE'S JANITOR! ON DA KEYS DOING SOME NONINSPIRED WRITING!!!
SURE WE COULD GO AHEAD FOR AGES TYPING SHIT ABOUT THIS PARTY, BUT WELL... WHY
MAKE MORE ENEMIES??? HOHOHO... BEST THING YET, IS THE FACT THAT I'VE FINALLY
GOT MY MODEM!! BTW: WHO EVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF ARRANGING A PARDIE IN
A TOWN (?) LIKE AARS??? SURE THE PLACE ITSELF IS OK, BUT THE REST OF THE
SOCALLED TOWN STINKS... AND WHERE ARE ALL THEM GIRLS??? ACTUALLY IT SEEMS
LIKE THE POPULATION OF AARS WAS DOUBLED WHEN THIS PARDIE STARTED... JUST
IMAGINE THE CHAOS AT THE CAFETERIAS! TIME FOR A COUPLE OF PERSONAL REGARDS:
SKID ROW, SUPPLEX, SILENTS, TRSI, AGILE, SCOOPEX, MODEL, QUARTEX, TEO,
DUAL CREW, PHENOMENA, ORACLE, INFINITE PERFECTION, CRYSTAL, PARADISE, TRIANGLE AND A
HUNDRED OTHERS
!?! OK, LEAVING THE REST BEHIND... GOTTA GO
DO SUM PHREAKING!!! JANITOR IS OUTTA HERE.....   AAAAAH! TAK FOR I AFTEN, MAND
!! BOB BOB BOB.. EXAGREETINGS TO CONCEPT FOR RELEASING THE SLIDESHOW THE JULE
KALENDER!!.. NEWTON LETS NICK TAKE OVER.. (BYEBYE YOU GREAT KATOFFELWOMAN)
.....  DAVS PA ER ALLE! DANSKA RULEZ!! HEHE...  NAJA, HER SITTER MAN PA ETT
RIMLIG ROLIG PARTY I DANMARK.. NAAJ.. NU MAA VI SVALJE GROTTEN OCH SKRIVE LI
DE SVENSK... BLAH! SVENSKA AR DET BASTA SPRAKET!!! (THAT'S A JOKE RIGHT?
ED.) BLAH!  OK SOME BOOZING
REGARDS MUST GO TO... ACRO (!), ZAXXAN (ALDRIG HAR NAGON BETALT SA MYCKET
FOR SA LITE!! HEHEHE... NAJA, HOPPAS DU HAR ROLIGT PA KANARIEOARANA..!),
FUZZAC AND THE REST IN TSL.. (BOY!), FLENSOST GANGET!, CONQUEROR, BOZO -
P0LSEMANNEN!! AND ALL OTHER DUDEZ.. OK.. TOO TIRED.. HERE COMES ACRO THE MACRO
.... (DEN VAR DALIG!)... NICK DRAR OG TING... HRRMM.. TALKING ABOUT BOOZE...
 WHAT WHERE YOU DOING OUT ON THE LAWN LAST NIGHT, NICK??? WELL, MAYBE THAT
 STORY SHOULD BE LEFT UNTOLD TO THE PUB(L)IC. TUMTIDUM... LOTS OF NOISE
 AROUND HERE... TOO MANY PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE... YOU CAN'T SEPERATE THE GOOD
 FROM THE BAD...  SIGH.. OUT OF SCROLLTEXT INSPIRATION. BRAINSOFT ERROR 42.
 SEE YOU SOME OTHER TIME! ADIOS! ...  NEWTON BACK AGAIN (AGAIN??) .. JUST TO
 ADD TO ACRO'S STATEMENT ABOUT SEEING WHO IS BAD AND WHO IS GOOD.... IT'S
 REALLY QUITE EASY TO SEE, BECAUSE THE COOL GUYS ARE THE GUYS WITH AN ALCO
 HOLPROMILLE OF MORE THAN 2!! (NOT RIGHT NOW, BUT LATER..OHBOY!!) ((OKOK, YOU
 GOT A POINT THERE /ACRO))  OK, HE CAME AROUND!!.. HM.. JUST HAD DEADLINE FOR
 THE GRAPHICSCOMPO (WE WILL SURELY GET A HIGH POSITION WITH VIC'S COOL
 PICTURE CALLED  LUCIANO!! CHECK IT OUT IT'S GREAT...  ARRGH..  SNYFT!!! WE
 (NICK AND ACRO) DIDN'T MANAGE TO GET OUR CONTRIBUTION CALLED - GNU WITH
 FLOWER IN SUNSET - FINISHED.. SNYFT!!!! BUT DON'T WORRY... WE WILL RELEASE IT
 ANYWAY!!! HEHE... THERE IS NO WAY OUT... BLAH!!!    AT LAST I (CONAN) GET TO WRITE
 SOME BORING TEXT IN A DWARF PRODUCTION (NWT), QUITE A COOL PARTY BUT TO MUCH
 NOISE I AM GOING CRAZY!!  ONLY ... OOOPS SPIKE IS HERE AND LAMEING HEHEHE
 (AS USUAL -MALCOLM X COMMENT) BYE U ALL !!! ... BACK AFTER AN ABRUPT INTERRUPTION
 (LEVEL8: LAMER INTERUPT) LOOK OUT FOR OUR SOON COMING MUSIC-DISK BY OMEGA.
 BTW.. OUR WHQ HAS NEW PHONE NUMBERS NOW.. NODE 1.. 206-357-2318.. NODE 2..
 206-357-2319.. GO AHEAD AND CALL..!   GOSH.. I (NICK) AM GETTING HUNGRY..
  SNYFT! BETTER GO AND FIX SUM FOOD.. L8R... I AM GONE...   
AAAAH! IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO WRITE TEXT FOR US, BUT WHAT THE HELL
..BY THE WAY, THE THING I (NEWTON) MENTIONED BEFORE, ABOUT THE ALCOHOLPERCENT
AGE BEING ABOUT 2 IS ALMOST TRUE NOW..SO LETS PARRTEY!!! JUST SOME QUICK
PARTYGREETINGS BEFORE I GO: FROM REBELS: NICK, ZAXXAN, ALTA (HOPE WE WIN),
MIKE, JANITOR, MALCOLM X, CONAN, ACRO AND EVERYBODY ELSE... FROM SILENTS:
FUZZAC ....AND ALSO TO THE LITTLE ATTILLA OR BETAMAX OR WHATEVER!!..... 
  NEWTON OF REBELS OUTTA'ERE IN 1991.... SEE YA ALL LATER.... 
MALCOLM X IS HERE WELL ONLY ONE THING TO SAY CALL OUR DANISH HQ REBELS HIDEOUT
+45 42647023   I'M OUTTA HERE.........  
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKS.,. BOMBER/SCOOPEX TYPING IN SOME SHIT HERE...
WHAT KNOWS I WHAT THIS IS.. BUT WHO CARES.. MAKES FUN.. AND THAT COUNTS!
PRETTY NICE PARTY.. BUT THE ORGANIZING STINKS TO HELL.(EXCEPT FROM THE GOOD
WORK OF FOR EXAMPLE TRIX/ANARCHY). YOU NOW WHAT FUN IS ? YOU KNOW GOTSCHA?
THE SURVIVEL GAME? WE KILLED SOME LAMER BY SHOUTING THEM WITH PAIN-ARMOUR..
WAS COOL.. AND NOONE WAS ABLE TO SLEEP. OK FINALY I WANNA MENTAIN.. THEY
SAID THIS PARTY IS TO BOOZ (THATS WHY I CAME) BUT IN THE END THEY DIDNT
ALLOWED US TO DRINK. OK HAVE TO GO.. MY TOAST IS READY!.. AND IF YA WANNA
CALL A GOOD BOARD.. CALL MY BOARD.. (BLA BLA BLA... ARROGANT OR WHAT??? ED.)..
THE NUMBER? GET IT YOURSELF SUCKERS...
SEE YA.............. BOMBER/SCOOPEX                    
PAC-MAN AND THE REST OF THE REBELS POSSE ARE HITTING THE TOWN!!
 (WHICH TOWN??) ..... PEACE.
.................                   ARGH!! NEWTON TYPING.  WE'VE JUST RETURNED
FROM THE DISCO(?? A PUB WITH AT 2*2 METRES DANCEFLOOR) AND WE HAVE DISCOVERED
THAT RACISM AGAINST SWEDES IS A COMMONLY ACCEPTED TRAIT OF THE LOCALS....
A HUGE DUDE CALLED IB (OR JAN) RAN AROUND YELLING TO BE HIT WITH A BASEBALL
BAT... AND FUZZAC/SILENST GOT HIT IN THE EYE BY SOME OF THE GUYS.....
THEN ALOT OF SWEDES WENT HOME, AND THE NIGHT PROCEEDED OK FOR A WHILE
(NO BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THOUGH(PERHAPS ACRO DISAGREES (( NOT TO MENTION ALTA!!! ))
)) BUT NOW 20-30 SWEDEISH
GUYS HAS LEFT THE PARTYPLACE TO GO TO TOWN AND KICK SOME PEASENT ASS
YEAH!! KICK IB/JAN FOR ME! I GUESS THE AVERAGE IQ FOR PEOPLE IN AARS IS
VERY LOW, COZ ALMOST ALL WE MET WERE VIRTUAL NEANDERTALS (IB/JAN,UFFE
,RIKKE ETC.)...NOW I GUESS ACRO THE MACRO WILL TELL YOU THE STORY FROM A
SWEDES POINT OF VIEW.. SO TAKE IT AWAY DUDE!!!!..................
YO! THIS IZ ACRO TYPING AT 6AM SATURDAY MORNING... WELL I WAS ASKED FOR A
SMALL REPORT CONCERNING THE PARTY ATMOSPHERE IN AARS. HMMM.. CONSIDERING
THE SIZE OF THIS VILLAGE I MUST SAY (MAYBE OPPOSITE OF MANY OTHERS) THAT
I THINK IT WAS RATHER NICE. I STARTED OUT THE EVENING AT 22PM BY GOING
FOR SOME DINNAR AT A SMALL PUB IN THE OUTER PART OF AARS.. SO I GOT SOME
CHICKEN, I GOT SOME BEER AND I GOT SOME DRINKS, BUT I WANTED MORE.. SO WE
(NICK,ALTA,MIKE AND I) WENT TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE TOWN/VILLAGE. WE FOUND
YET ANOTHER PUB WITH A NICE WELLSUPPLIED BAR, BUTBUT SHAME ON THEM THEY
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SCREWDRIVER WAS, SO I ASKED THEM FOR A NICE LITTLE
GLAS OF VODKA AND GOT A FUCKING X-MAS BEER! I SHAKED MY HEAD IN DISAGREEMENT
AND POINTED AT THE SMIRNOFF BOTTLE BEHIND THE BARDISK. THE (DANISH) GIRL SMILED
A FAKE SMILE, BUT UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WANTED AND SO IT WAS. A COUPLE OF DRINKS
LATER WE LEFT THIS LITTLE PUB TO FACE ITS OWN MISERABLE DESTINY. WE STUMBLED
UP THE MAIN STREET AND CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF YET ANOTHER PUB (THIS HAD TO BE OUR
LUCKY NIGHT!) IT JUST BEFORE MIDNIGHT WE DISCOVERED THAT THE BARTENDER HERE
KNEW WHAT A SCREWDRIVER WAS!!!(AND SEVERAL OTHER DRINKS TOO!!) THIS HAD TO
BE THE NO. 1 PLACE IN AARS! WE (OR AT LEAST I) STAYED FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR.
(THE OTHERS WENT BACK TO THE PARTYPLACE TO PICK UP SOME BEER). AFTER I HAD
ORDERED SEVERAL DRINKS I MET SOME GIRLS WHO TRIED TO TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT
A JODEPOTTE OR SOMETHING.. (I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND DANISH!) BUT
THEY WENT RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET AND WE FOLLOWED THEM. GUESS
WHAT WE FOUND! A DISCO! THIS WAS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE! WE WEN'T INSIDE AND
DISCOVERED WHY THE STREETS OF AARS WHERE SO EMPTY, THEY WERE ALL HERE AND
SO WHERE QUITE A LOT OF GUYS FROM THE PARTY. I STARTED TO LOOK AROUND
SAW A LOT OF NICE PEOPLE. (GIRLS.) ORDERED A BEER. SAT DOWN. TALKED. ETC. ETC.
SUDDENLY I SAW ALTA DANCING WITH A GIRL, OR MAYBE DANCING ISN'T THE WORD. HE
LOOK LIKE HAD SERIOUS TROUBLE, AS HE AND THE GIRL SEEMED TO HAVE STUCK IN SOME
SORT OF MOUTHLOCK. NO FURTHER COMMENTS. THE NIGHT WENT ON SMOOTHLY EXCEPT FOR
A SMALL INCIDENT. I HAD BEEN TALK TO THIS JUST AWSOME GIRL FOR 15-20 MINS AND
SOME NERD CAME AND PUSHED ME FROM BEHIND (OK MAUBE IT WASN'T HIS FAULT
EITHE, BUT WHO CARES). ANYWAY I GOT A BIT UNBALANCED AND SPILLED BEER BOTH ON
ME AND (WORSE!) THE GIRL. I MEET HER A COUPLE OF MORE TIMES, BUT SHE REFUSED
TO SPEAK TO ME. BITCH. OH WELL, I MET JEAGER AND A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE THERE
AND HAD A QUITE NICE TIME! (HELLO MEAD OR WHATEVER YOU CALLED YOURSELF!) 
AT APPROX 5AM THE SMALL DISCO/PUB CLOSED AND EVERYBODY STARTED TO MOVE HOME.
IN OUR CASE, THAT MENT BACK TO THE PARTY. AND SO HERE I AM NOW. SITTING HERE
TYPING SCROLLTEXT THAT NOBODY WILL READ. WATCHING THE BLOODY 64-DEMOCOMPO ON
A SCREEN 3 METERS IN FRONT OF ME. HMM.. CONCERNING THESE DANISH VS. SWEDES
FIGHTS... I DON'T KNOW A SHIT ABOUT THEM. I OBVIOUSLY MISSED THEM TOTALLY.
WHAT A PITY. EVERY BLODDY NON-SWEDE I MEET SEEMS TO THINK I'M FROM ENGLAND.
AND SO I AGREE WITH THEM.. SURREY, ENGLAND, I SAY AND THEN WE DRINK A BEER
ON IT. LIFE'S A WONDERFULLY STRANGE THING. JUST LOOK AT THAT I'M SITTING HERE,
ALMOST SOBER WRITING SHIT IN A SCROLLY I DON'T EVEM KNOW WHERE IT WILL GO. NAH,
SINCE MY PIZZA IST ALLE AND MY FAITH IN HUMANITY IS NULL I MIGHT AS WELL QUIT.
    ENDE.