RAM JAM XMAS DEMO 1991 helloes from all ramjam staff this isn't a virus but it's a loader !!!!
YAOUEAIUOAIOYEAH O.K. GUYS WELCOME TO THE BAD TASTE SANTA KLAUS PART !! I HOPE NO ONE OF YOU WILL COPY THIS IDEAS..... THIS DEMO WON'T BE A CODING MASTERPIECE, BUT IT'S FOR SURE ONE OF THE BEST THOUGHT DEMO OF THE LATEST YEARS.... SOME MESSAGES FROM OUR MODEM GUYS...... FROM GRIZZLY TO VORTEX OF REBELS : TAKE A LOOK AT THE RICK'S DESCRIPTION FILE...... TO CYBERBIT OF LIGHT YEARS : LEAVE ME A MESSAGE, DOWNGUY @ TO FREEDY KRUEGER OF SCOOPEX : SPREAD THIS DEMO AROUND THE U.S.A. ..... WHAT DO YOU THINK 'BOUT THIS ? TO THE WAREHOUSER : THIS TIME WE LEAVE THIS IN THE HOTTEST WAREZ CONFERENCE TO DARK ANGEL/DIVINA : OUR STYLE IS GROWING LIKE YOUR DICK WHEN YA UPLOAD TO STORM/DIVINA : HAS THE ALTAIR DIED ? ALWAYS WAITING FOR YOUR COOL CRACK TO TED/RAMJAM : GO ON WITH YOUR GREAT WORK ! TO KADAVER/CRYSTAL : ARE YA GONNA STAY IN MILAN? YA CAN FIND A LOT OF FRIENDS THERE! FGF,E$G,MASTER/IBB ENJOY YOUR MESSAGES IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR... TO FILIPPETTO/VEGA : CALL BACK IF YA HAVEN'T SET YOUR HST ! SEEYA !!!!!!!!!!! WRAP..........
WELCOME TO THE SANTA KLAUS PART OF THE XMAS DEMO FROM RAM JAM a IF YOU ARE ABLE TO READ THIS THAN YOU ARE A REALLY GREAT BRAIN @@@@@@@ YEAH...THIS IS GRIZZLY AT THE KEYBOARD...I DON<T KNOW WHAT I<M WRITING NOW....BUT I>M COSTRICTED TO WRITE SOMETHING.. WELL THAT IS A GREAT DAY FOR MY FUTURE JOB@ NOW I<M IN A COMPUTER SHOP@@@...AND THEN I<M THE SYSOP FROM ELECTRIC CHAIR @@@ OKAY THAT<S ALL NOW I LEAVE SPACE AT ACBS FOR MORE SHIT ........ MERRY XMAS @@@@@@ HAWDY FOLKS @@@@ ANOTHER TIME I<M SITTING IN FRONT OF THIS SHITTY MACHINE [ IT<S THE GRIZZLY<S ONE....] WEEEEELLLLLL/ WE ARE AT EXECUTOR<S PLACE / IN GENOA/ AND THIS IS THE FIRST MEETING EVER BETWEEN MORE THAN 3 MEMBERS......... WE ARE : ACBS ..... EXECUTOR ..... BAR .... GRIZZLY ..... THE GODFATHER ..... AND MINE GIRLFRIEND CALLED SONIA WHO IS SITTING BEHIND MYSELF BORING HERSELF SO MUCH.....SORRY SONIA @@@ O.K. LET<S STOP HERE SAYING BULLSHITS ..... SCROLLER RESTARTS........
WELCOME TO THE SANTA KLAUS PART OF THE XMAS DEMO FROM RAM JAM a IF YOU ARE ABLE TO READ THIS THAN YOU ARE A REALLY GREAT BRAIN @@@@@@@ YEAH...THIS IS GRIZZLY AT THE KEYBOARD...I DON<T KNOW WHAT I<M WRITING NOW....BUT I>M COSTRICTED TO WRITE SOMETHING.. WELL THAT IS A GREAT DAY FOR MY FUTURE JOB@ NOW I<M IN A COMPUTER SHOP@@@...AND THEN I<M THE SYSOP FROM ELECTRIC CHAIR @@@ OKAY THAT<S ALL NOW I LEAVE SPACE AT ACBS FOR MORE SHIT ........ MERRY XMAS @@@@@@ HAWDY FOLKS @@@@ ANOTHER TIME I<M SITTING IN FRONT OF THIS SHITTY MACHINE [ IT<S THE GRIZZLY<S ONE....] WEEEEELLLLLL/ WE ARE AT EXECUTOR<S PLACE / IN GENOA/ AND THIS IS THE FIRST MEETING EVER BETWEEN MORE THAN 3 MEMBERS......... WE ARE : ACBS ..... EXECUTOR ..... BAR .... GRIZZLY ..... THE GODFATHER ..... AND MINE GIRLFRIEND CALLED SONIA WHO IS SITTING BEHIND MYSELF BORING HERSELF SO MUCH.....SORRY SONIA @@@ O.K. LET<S STOP HERE SAYING BULLSHITS ..... SCROLLER RESTARTS........
SORRY FOR THIS LOW BUDGET PART/ BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS ABOUT 287 KBYTES LONG...... HERE IS BAR WRITING: THAT LAZY GUY HAS JUST GONE TO THE BATHROOM AND SO IT<S UP TO ME [THEGODFATHER] TO WRITE SOME BULLSHITS... WELL AS YA PERHAPS KNOW I AM A MODEMTRADER AND I AM ACCUSTOMED TO WRITE ONLY LITTLE SENTENCES... YA KNOW/ EVEN BOXING OR CARDING MODEMING IS NOT THE MOST EASY WAY TO TELL SOMETHING TO THE PEOPLE.. AND SO HERE I AM I WANNA JUST HELLO ALL MY FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND TELL TO THE LAMERS JUST PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BIG BROKEN ASSHOLE AND DREAM WATCHING THIS DEMO... A JOKE .... DO YA KNOW WHY SANTA KLAUS HAS GOT TWO BIG BALLS ??? .. CAUSE HE COMES ONCE A YEAR @ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY MERRY XMAS TO YA AND KEEP TASTING THE DIFFERENCE@ SCROLLER RESTARTS........
CAPRICORN
ACQUARIUS
PISCES
ARIES
TAURUS
GEMINI
CANCER
LEO
VIRGIN
SCALES
SCORPIO
SAGITTARIUS
BETWEEN EVERY SIGN THE CAPRICORN IS THE
MORE HORNED/ BECAUSE HE IS A HE-GOAT.
THE HE-GOATS... SORRY CAPRICORNS ARE
PLANNERS/ [ IN RUSSIA THEY HAD ALL TO BE
HE-GOATS @@ ]
CAPRICORNS ARE ABLE TO USE ADVERSITIES
TO REACH THEIR GOALS.
FOR HE-GOATS/CAREER IS REALLY IMPORTANT/
AND THEY LIVE FOR SUCCESS...
HIT THE LEFT ONE @@
YOUR SECRET FEAR IS TO BE WEAK @@
A FAMOUS HE-GOAT:
MY FATHER/ IF I DIDN<T KNOW HE IS A
TAURUS @@@
OUR DEAR ACQUARIUS DON<T DO ANYTHING
ELSE THAN CARRY WATER/ BUT WHAT A WATER/
THE LIFE<S ONE@ THEY ARE NEWS CARRIERS.
FREEDOM OF THOUGHTS AND MOVEMENTS IS
VITAL FOR THEM. ACQUARIUS ARE ORIGINAL/
OFTEN DISAGREE WITH THEMSELVES/ DUBIOUS
OF THEIR OWN IDENTITY [I SHOULD SUGGEST
A PSYCOLOGIST EXAMINATION/ IF YOU SHOULD
HAVE THIS CRISIS I SHOULD SUGGEST SOME
FAMOUS ONES.....]
HIT THE LEFT ONE
THE ACQUARIUS [ NOT THE ONE WITH FISHES
IN ] FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE THEY<RE
DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS/ WELL/ YOU
ACQUARIUS ARE FULL OF TROUBLES.....
I SHOULD SUGGEST THE SUICIDE BEFORE
GETTING COMPLETELY CRAZY .....
A FAMOUS ACQUARIUS :
THE FISHES ONE.....
OUR DEAR AND WONDERFUL LITTLE FISHES ARE
ABLE TO SWIM IN EVERY DIRECTION AND FEEL
ALL RIGHT IN EVERY KIND OF SITUATION.
THEY<RE ALWAYS FULL OF DOUBTS ABOUT LOVE
AND JOB....
THEY ARE KIND AND GENTLE WITH PEOPLE IN
DIFFICULTY.
WHEN THEY ARE CONFUSED THEY<RE ABLE TO
CATCH THEIR FRIEND<S ATTENTION WITH
THEIR INNOFENSIVE ATTITUDE.
HIT THE LEFT ONE.....
THEY ARE INTUITIVE/ THEY<RE ALMOST
WONDERFUL......
WHEN THINGS GO BAD/THEY SCOLD THEMSELVES
THEY ARE EXTREMELY FANCIFUL AND ROMANTIC
PISCES BELIEVE IN DESTINY/ AND ARE ABLE
TO REACH SUCCESS IN EVERY WAY....
FAMOUS PISCES
MIC-T
THE GODFATHER
THEY<RE ALWAYS ACTIVE AND DYNAMICS OUR
FRIENDS ARIES...THEY<RE EXCITED IN
IMPOSSIBLE DUELS AND THEIR LIFE IS LIKE
AN OPEN BOOK...
THEY CAN<T STAY AT HOME AND THAT<S THE
REASON WHY MINORS WILL BE OFTEN SCOLDED
BY MUMMY AND DAD/ BUT... WHAT<S THE
MATTER ? THEY MAKE UP IN LOVE
SACRIFICING EVERYTHING FOR THE LOVED
PERSON.......
HIT THE LEFT ONE @@
IF YOU HAVE A ARIES FRIEND PAY ATTENTION
NOT TO BE BETTER THAN HIM/ HE SHOULD GET
REALLY ANGRY BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE EVER
THE BEST.....
FAMOUS ARIES :
ROBIN HOOD
BAR
EXECUTOR
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT OUR TAURUS FRIENDS
DON<T MOVE A HAND IF IT VALUES REALLY
SOMETHING.....
THERE IS NOTHING WHICH KEEP <EM HAPPIER
THAN MATERIAL SECURITY/ IN FACT THEY
LOVE SEXUAL PLEASURES AND LUXURY.
TAURUS/ FOLLOWING VENUS/ARE FREE OF LOVE
TROUBLES/BUT THEY<RE SUCH IDIOT THAT CAN
LOOSE ALSO S. VALENTINE.....
HIT THE LEFT ONE...
THEY ARE QUIET AND CONFIDENTIAL:
PRATICALLY
<TALK THAT I<M LISTENING.........<
FAMOUS TAURUS :
ACBS< SISTER
GRIZZLY
OUR DEAR GEMINI CAN<T BE ONLY A PERSON/
FOR THEM CHANGING IS THE WAY OF LIFE...
YOU<D NEVER THRUST IN THE DEAR GEMINI
SO COOL AND SWEET/ BECAUSE AS THEY CAN
THEY PUT IT INTO YOUR ASS.....
THEY<R SECRET FEAR IS NOT TO FIND THE
RIGHT PARTNER......
THEY ARE INTUITIVE AND GENIAL/ AND THIS
MAKE ME THINK THAT DOC. FRANKENSTEIN WAS
A GEMINI TOO....
HIT THE LEFT ONE.....
IN FACT YOU SEE WHERE HE<S GONE.....
A FAMOUS GEMINI :
I<VE NO IDEA..... FORTUNATELY I HAVE NO
GEMINI IN MY FAMILY...........
IF I<D BE A CANCER I<D HAVE ALWAYS MY
HANDS ON THE BALLS.. DO YOU IMAGINE WHAT
A MISFORTUNE ? I<D NEVER WANT TO BE A
CANCER @@@@
APART THIS/ CANCERS UNDER THEIR THICK
AND IMPENETRABLE SKIN/ ARE PINK
AND SOFT... MAYBE THEY<RE GOOD TO BE
EATEN... I NEVER TRIED @@
HIT THE LEFT ONE....
OH/ SORRY / NOT SHELLFISHES/BUT ZODIACAL
THEY MAKE ME SO HUNGRY....
OUR CANCERS FRIENDS HAVE NO FEAR IN
BUSINESS/ THEY ARE TALENTED TO CHEAT
PEOPLE.....
THEY ALWAYS TAKE USEFUL THINGS/ SO
THEIR HOME IS ALWAYS SHITTY....
A FAMOUS CANCER :
RICK
OUR DEAR LIONS BELIEVE TO BE KINGS/ BUT
THEY DON<T HAVE EVEN THE PANTS OF
ROYAL.....
THEY DON<T LIKE TO WORK AND THEY BELIEVE
TOO MUCH IN THEIR BEAUTY/ AND IF THIS
ISN<T ENOUGH THEY ARE ALSO SHAGGY..
ANYWAY/THEY ARE GENEROUS [ BUT WHERE ? ]
AND FRIENDLY.
I<VE NOW FOUND A THING: LIONS/ SORRY
FOR YOU/ ARE SHIES... AH AH ...LAUGHING
HIT THE LEFT ONE......
LIONS GIVE CONFIDENCE TO EVERYBODY
BUT THEN THEY TAKE IT INTO THEIR ASS/AND
HAVE ONLY TO LICK THEIR WOUNDS...../ AND
THEY<VE GOT MUCH TO LICK @@@
A FAMOUS LION :
ACBS
IF I<D BE A VIRGIN I WON<T MAKE ME SEE
AROUND.....
BUT YOU/ VIRGINS/ ARE REALLY SURE TO BE
LIKE THAT ?
JOKING APART/ VIRGINS WOULD LIKE TO BE
PERFECT AND OFTEN THEY STAY ALONE
BECAUSE THEY THINK THERE IS NO ONE
PERFECT ENOUGH WHO SHOULD LIVE WITH
THEM......
THEY ARE COLD/GRUMBLERS/MODESTS AND
CRITICS....
HIT THE LEFT ONE @@
VIRGINS ARE HARD WORKERS [ I BELIEVE IT/
THEY DON<T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO...]
AND WORRY ABOUT THEIR HEALTH.
[ BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...
THEY DON<T STOP EVER... EXPECIALLY AT
NIGHT...]
FAMOUS VIRGINS :
THE NUNS....
OUR SCALES ARE REALLY JUSTICE PALADINS/
THEY PUT ALL THE CLUES TOGETHER AND THEN
THEY GIVE THEIR RESPONSE [LIKE HUNTER..]
SCALES LOVE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC/ ARMONY
AND COOL DRESSES/ THEY ARE ROMANTIC AND
THEIR BEST IS TO HAVE A COOL PARTNER..
[ AND NOT ONLY FOR THEM....]
THEY SPEND THEIR LIFE ONTO A SCALE [ IN
FACT I WONDER IF I HAVE EVER SEEN FAT
SCALES...]
HIT THE LEFT ONE....
THEY ARE INTELLIGENT AND REALLY SURE TO
BE EVER IN RIGHT.
FAMOUS SCALES :
RITA HAYWORTH
[ AND BOTH ACBS< PARENTS...]
ARE A BIT POISONOUS OUR SCORPIONS/ TRUE?
IN FACT SCORPIONS ARE SUSPECTS AND
SHARPS/GREAT CRIMINALS AND INVESTIGATORS
ARE OFTEN SCORPIOS...
THEY ARE KNOWN AS EXTREMELY SEXY...
[ IF YOU REALLY ARE I<M AT YOUR
DISPOSITION @@ ]
SCORPIOS DEDICATE THEMSELVES TO A LITTLE
VARIETY OF THINGS BUT COOL ONES....
PRESS LEFT MOUSE TO GO ON....
YOUR FEAR IS THAT SOMEONE SHOULD
DISCOVER YOUR HIDDEN PLANES AND SHOULD
TAKE <EM AWAY FROM YOU....
A FAMOUS SCORPIO :
THE AFRICAN ONE @
OUR FRIENDS SAGITTARIUS ARE ALL COOL
ARCHERS/ BUT AS THEY HIT THE STARS THEY
STAY ON EARTH/ ARE SINCERES AND FRANKS..
THEIR SLOGAN IS <WELL/ TOMORROW WILL BE
BETTER...< UNTIL THEY DIE.....
THEY LOVE TO HAVE TRIPS AND CREATE
PHILOSOPHIES [HOPING THEY KEEP THAT FOR
THEM.]
THEY LIKE TO LIVE WITH ARDOUR/ SO THEY
FINISH TO STUMBLE OR HURT SOMETHING...
HIT LEFT MOUSE...
YOUR FEAR IS NOT TO BE FREE....
[ JUST WAIT UNTIL EIGHTEEN.....]
A FAMOUS SAGITTARIUS :
WILLIAM TELL...
YOO THERE , WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL HOROSCOPE FOR THE 1992...... TEXTS WERE WRITTEN BY MIC-T... OUR GIRL SO, IF YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WRITE HER !! HEY, I'M BAR AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD SOMETHING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE, SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AND LUCK... FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU ARE A FISHES BEWARE OF BRONTOSAURUS. IN FACT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMASHED BY A BRONTOSAURUS FALLING FROM THE FOURTH FLOOR! OTHERWISE, IF YOU ARE A TAURUS I SUGGEST TO LOOK AT YOUR BALLS!! THIS TIME I THINK A COP-DOG, WHILE SEARCHING FOR COCAINE BY THE RAILWAY STATION, WILL BITE YOUR GENITAL ATTRIBUTES SHITTING'EM ON YOUR FEET... OK.... THAT'S ALL FROM ME.... BYE BYE AND GOOD LUCK!! SCROLLER RESTARTS........
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS WAS
THE XMAS DEMO
FROM
R A M J A M
THE CREDITS :
PART 0:
CODING:
ACBS
GFX:
DEUS - PEDRO
MUSIC:
EXECUTOR
PART 1:
CODING:
ACBS
MUSIC:
TEX
GFX:
DEUS
ANIM:
PEDRO
FONTS:
MR.FEAR
PART 2:
CODING:
EXECUTOR
MUSIC:
TEX
GFX:
DEUS
ANIM:
BAR
FONTS:
S.ZONE
PART 3:
CODING:
ACBS
MUSIC:
TEX
IDEA-TEXTS-GFX
MIC-T
LOGO:
DEUS
SIGN LOGOS:
RIP
FONTS:
POSDNUOS
PART 4:(THIS)
CODING:
EXECUTOR
MUSIC:
BAR
GFX:
ACTOR
FONTS:
S.ZONE
3D:
EXECUTOR
THEN WE'D LIKE
TO THANK FOR
THEIR MORAL
SUPPORT
GRIZZLY
AND
THE GODFATHER
FOR GREAT IDEA
IN THIS DEMO'S
SCROLLERS....
AND THE HARD
JOB WITH OUR
BBS.....
CALL :
ELECTRIC CHAIR
+39-19-811782
THE EDGE :
716-655-4940
OR WRITE TO:
P.O. BOX 23
07040 FERTILIA
ITALY
OR TO:
EXECUTOR
ANDREA FASCE
VIA PISA 17/1
16156 GENOVA
ITALY
O.K. WE ARE AT
EXECUTOR'S
PLACE IN GENOA
THIS WAS THE
FIRST INTERNAL
MEETING
ARRANGED JUST
TO COMPLETE
THIS DEMO....
OUR GREETS
ARE GOING TO:
SCOOPEX
REBELS
LSD
PUNISHERS
SILENTS
IBB
DIVINA
VEGA
ZERO DEFECTS
CRYSTAL
CRYPTOBURNERS
BRAINSTORM
ANARCHY
CRUSADERS
PHENOMENA
P M C
ALPHAFLIGHT
WIZZCAT
RAGE
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SORRY GUYS,
BUT WE HAVEN'T
THE GREETSLIST
HERE !!!!!!!!
THE
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