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I'm sorry but.....................

               NO AGA NO DEMO !!!!!


...anyway you can try to run this demo and see what happens...
   (this option is for strange Aga-emulator that may appear in the future)





Wow.... you're using a faaaast processor......

...but what you don't know is that because of the speed of your processor
high fetchmodes will slow down the blitter......
So you won't see an effect (the planet....)

   NOTE: if this demo doesn't work well on your computer
         boot up pressing Left Mouse Button....


A666 Operating System debugger
******************************

Now you can:

a  - about
c  - continue the demo
x  - return to the system
m  - list memory allocation
r  - list RamDisk
v  - view current copperlist
s  - system informations




>------------------------------<
   A666 Operating System  by:
     EXECUTOR of BFD/RAMJAM

        Andrea Fasce
        Via Pisa 17/1
        16146 GENOVA
           ITALY
        ph.010/302812
>------------------------------<




>A666 System Info Called from user...



> ERROR 1  - Invalid Irq address -



> ERROR 2  - Not available freemem - for hunk  >
<



> ERROR 3  - no free space in memlist - for hunk >
<



> ERROR 4  - Invalid module address -



> ERROR 5  - Disk Error - in file >
<



> ERROR 6  - File not found - in file >
<



> ERROR 7  - unknown file type - in file >
<



> ERROR 8  - No disk in active drive -



> ERROR 9  - Impossible to relocate - in file>
<



> ERROR 10 - Invalid Copper address -




 HUNK    address   length
---------------------------
 
 -Press any key....



> Bus Error



> Address Error



> Illegal Instruction



> Division by zero



> CHK command



> TRAPV command



> Privilege violation



> Trace



> line Axxx emulation



> line Fxxx emulation



> ERROR 21 - No free space in RamDisk list





 Memory configuration:

  start    end     total      type
-----------------------------------

xxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx    



CHIP

FAST



 Free Memory:

  chip     fast    total
--------------------------

xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx

Processor: 680x0

Chipset:   xxx


    * A666 User Requester *



    F1 - 

    F2 - 

    F3 - 

    F4 - 

    F5 - 

    F6 - 

    F7 - 

    F8 - 

    F9 - 

    F0 - 






    > Please press a key <
    * A666 User Text *




  address  length  original type name
--------------------------------------------------

 00000000 00000000 00000000 XXXX 



A DEMO BY:

BLOODY FUCKERS                     DESIGN
  OF  RAMJAM
   IN  1994

        ALL CODE BY:
   EXECUTOR

          GFX BY:
   FLENDER
    DEUS

     ADDITIONAL GFX:
   SZONE

    MAIN PART MUSIC BY:
  VAN HALIEN

    END PART MUSIC BY:
    CASE

      DESIGN:
   FLENDER
   POSDNUOS

 MORAL SUPPORT AND CAMERA:
     BAR

THIS DEMO WAS DEVELOPED
        USING: 
   A666
    OPERATING SYSTEM
 A SPECIAL OS CODED BY:
      EXECUTOR

PLEASE NOTE:
ALL THE EFFECTS IN THIS DEMOUSE A SPECIAL CHUNKY MODE
THAT HANDLES TRUE COLOR GFX

ALL THE ROUTINES WORK IN
FULL SPEED ON A PLAIN 
   A1200

BY THE WAY
TRY TO BOOT FROM DISK TWO
AND YOU'LL FIND A SECRET
PART
FOR ADDRESSES,BOARDS ETC.
TYPE    
GREETS   ADDRESSES   BOARDS
MESSAGES   SCENE   ??????
IN THE SECRET PART

WELL
IT'S ALL FOR NOW
LOOK OUT FOR TEKNO SHIT





TEXT RESTARTS
   YEEEEAAAAHHHH.........................

You've found the secret part.......

 BUT IF YOU WANT TO READ BLOODYFUCKERS' SECRET
       YOU MUST KNOW THE RIGHT PASSWORD


 ofcourse there's not only one password......
 try something (names...etc....)for infos on
 RamJam.............

 by the way... This music was composed by EXECUTOR


ERROR !!!!


Infos on EXECUTOR.........

He's quite crazy guy....(I'm Executor......)
He's kooooool (LLLLAAAAAAAMMMMEEEE !!!!!!!)
He's Intelligent (FAKE !!!!!)
Well.... I don't know what to write so...... Fuck yarself and try
another password.....(Here there's a tip.... It's Bloodyfuckers' symbol....)
NO MORE !!!!!!



 Hei FLENDER, you're damnly gooood !!!!!!!!
 And now you are ready to create Tekno Shit Gfx.......!!!!


  !!!!!?!?!?!?!?!




  IAO DEUS.......
  keep on being so KOOOL

  !!!
!!!
!!
!



  VAN HALIEN...
  I have never meet ya.....



  CIAO



HAHAHAHA ECCE POSDA.....

 POSDA is The Charts' editor...... Hei Posda, ti piace sta' secret part ????

 Ok, no italian Text..... it's lame......

 No more to say.......




  SZONE
 
     Yao GUY !!!!




   Well, you've found the rigth password..... Now you will know the most
  important secret of this dimension.

   Some years ago, a spaceship arrived in Italy, near Genoa and something
  of reaaaaally strange happened... In the same day a simbol appeared....

  I'm talking of Little joint, the wonderful and powerful dog (Well is it
  a dog???? Still Donno.....) of the almighty BLOODYFUCKER.

  He is a soprannatural person, a guy that doesn't need anything to live.

  He is immortal and he can do everything he wants.

        But there's something that he doesn't like......

      And that's TEKNO MUSIC.

    So, in a dream he inspired me to realize TEKNO MERDA,the most spreaded
  musicdisk in italy (everyone who owns an AMIGA has also TEKNO MERDA,here
  in italy.....). Then an year went on and I was inspired for the 2nd time
  to realize TEKNO MERDA 2...... But now it's time to spread this faith
  in all the world. We are planning to realize a 100% english version of
  The TEKNO MERDA saga and it will be called TEKNO SHIT.
     NEW Musics, New Style, kool Gfx and a Kool Code.
   I can say that it will be surely something of NEW and FRESH.

   SO.............MAY THE BLOODYFUCKER BE WITH YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!



  MASE

  Hei sadoMASE, how do ya doooooo ?????????

  BLOODY FUCKERS RULEZ !!!!!




      This is the tale of little pinocchio.....

       little pinocchio with his wooden prick...


      Little pinocchio wanted to die, little pinocchio the homosexual gay.

         BLOODY FUCKERS will fuck you......

                      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





         Well, I don't want to write anymore on this stupid secret part....

               SSUUUUCCKKK my Dick.......

       HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Glip ?!?!?!)





  Well, this is not a secret, or maybe it is, but i'm not sure of it.
 
  So, if you really want to know a secret, I know something on a guy
              called...... Jesus Christ.

   He went around telling bullshits to anyone he met and know, they're
   cracking our balls with churchs and stupid religion.

    There's only one thing to say..... StOp RELIGION !!!!!!!!




  YO CASE..... I hope to meet you soon (maybe at RAMJAM's party ?!?!?!)

  CIAO !!!!



 Hei Bar, why didn't you do anything for this 'mo ?????
 In this las times you aren't doin' anything......Wake Up (and dance......
 Hem no....!!!)

       Without your ideas, bloodyfuckers can't exist.....


      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE






ABYSS - ALCHEMY - ALCATRAZ - APOCALYPSE - APPLAUSE - ARISE - AXIS - BALANCE
BANAL PROJECTS - BANANA DEZIGN - BRONX - CHROME - CITRON. - COMAX - DAMAGE
DAMIAN - DCS - DIGITAL - ENEMY - EREMATION - FREEZERS - HUMANE - INTENSE
INTERACTIVE - IRIS - LEGACY - MAD ELKS - MYSTIC - NOVA - OBSESSION - SPEEDY
TRANSONIC - PRINCIPES - RAZOR 1911 - SANITY - SATURNE - SCOOPEX - SPACEBALLS
STONE ARTS - THE FUN FACTORY - TRSI - MOVEMENT - TRANCE INC. - UNION - LEGO
ISCH CREW - STELLAR - REBELS - ACCESSION - FODA - JETSET - DREAMDEALERS
ESSENCE - COMPACT INC. - INFECT - COMPLEX - ESKIMOS - KRONICAL - DELICIOUS
CRYPTOBURNERS - EFFECT - ENERGY - PLATIN - DECNITE - MASQUE - TAURUS - PULSE
UNLIMITED - VISION - WARTEC

  and all we forgot.............





 Some Messages to some friends o'mine......

 Randy/Comax: Hi AGAmaster... you agadoc is surely the best !!!!!!
  it would be impossible to code this demo without yar hints.....
  When will you code a real demo ?????? Well, always remember.....
         BLOODYFUCKERS rulez da world of mads.......

 DarkMan: Yo friend... Sorry if you've been kicked.... I hope to see
  something from you soon....(Maybe a demo based on your/mine (?!?HEHE)
  vector routines ????????? BYE BYE

 Macno/Abnormalia (Or was it Marcio/Abnorlamia ????): Thanx for the
 wonderful SPANDIMERDA award.... But next time I hope to win the
  Spandimerda of the century with TEKNO SHIT, the real step to a new
 dimension of bullshits....Bleargh.....BYEBYEBYEBYE

 DDT/HBT: What are you doin' now ????? Are you dead or what ?????
                 Wake UP !!!!!!

 BTK/SKANDAL: Are you still alive or not ?????

         TO ALL THE NICE PEOPLE I MET AT SMAU'94:     

                      WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





  This is a message to the world....... Italian scene is raisin'.....
  Well, i know that in italy there are not many productive groups
   (or well, only RamJam....) but you shouldn't think that in italy
   There're no skilled guys..... Italy is full of cool brains but there is
  a little thing... They just sleep.
  But we're trying to change this habit..... Soon we'll arrange the first
  italian party of the story..... I hope italian scene will move.....
   Well, no more to say about this sad story..... Bye




                      Everyone interested in joining
                      our crew can write to:
 
                              P.O. BOX 23
                            I-07040 FERTILIA
                                 ITALY  

                  For Elite trading and for everything
                    concerning THE CHARTS try this addy:
                  
                                POSDNUOS
                            Cristiano Micoli
                            Via D'aragona 12
                             66100 - CHIETI 
                                 ITALY

                           Also for Swapping:
                            
                           THE TRENDY DEALER
                             Eugenio Gori
                         Via P. Della Valle 12/5
                           50127 - FIRENZE
                                ITALY

  type ADD2 to see more....


                           
                     Everyone interested in joining
                 the RAM JAM SWEDEN forces can write to:
                        
                             DESECRATOR
                           Peter Larsson
                       Aug. Bondessons vag 3
                         311 45 Falkenberg
                               Sweden


                         for swapping try:

                              CYBERGOD
                            Faltharev.9
                          72243 VASTERAS
                               SWEDEN


                      Everyone interested in joining
                     our German Division can write to:
      
                                DUKE
                            DINO BOLOGNA
                        Albert Schwaitzer Str. 6
                          71423 WINFEN/LUHE
                               GERMANY

 type ADD3 to see More




               To contact EXECUTOR (only coders....)

                  ANDREA FASCE
                 Via Pisa 17/1
                 16146 GENOVA
                   ITALY


               To contact FLENDER

                   PIERO SCURTI
                  Via Misericordia 25
                  66100 CHIETI


  No more addresses....



       ELECTRIC CHAIR     - RAM JAM EHQ
           +39 - 19 - 821018

      38400 HST DUAL 24 HOURS ON LINE
          Sysop: Levin

       MYSTERY TOUR       - RAM JAM WHQ
  Node 1: 1-813-962-7944 V32
  Node 2: 1-813-962-7788 HST
          Sysop: QUAD SQUAD

       INTRUDER           USHQ
  Node 1: 1-716-731-9113
  Node 2: 1-716-731-9569
          Sysop: INTRUDER

       UNDER JOLLY ROGER  GHQ
  Node 1: +49-30-6614471
  Node 1: +49-30-6622028
          Sysop: SNOOP DOGGY DOG

       DREAMSCAPE         SHQ
          +49-34-616-348
          Sysop: DESECRATOR




EXECUTOR    
FLENDER     
DEUS        
VAN HALIEN  
POSDNUOS    
SZONE       
LITTLEJOINT 
MASE        
PINOCCHIO   
FUCKER      
BLOODY      
CASE        
BAR         
GREETS      
MESSAGES    
SCENE       
ADDRESSES   
ADD2        
ADD3        
BOARDS      



                                                                                   YEEEEAAAAHHHH.........................                                                                                                                       You've found the secret part.......                                                                                                                              BUT IF YOU WANT TO READ BLOODYFUCKERS' SECRET                                         YOU MUST KNOW THE RIGHT PASSWORD                                                                                                                                                                                                          ofcourse there's not only one password......                                    try something (names...etc....)for infos on                                     RamJam.............                                                                                                                                             by the way... This music was composed by EXECUTOR