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ONCE UPON A TIME
A GROUP OF
TREASURE SEEKERS
SET OUT TO EXPLORE
THE GREAT CAVES
OF DARKNESS
NONE OF THEM
EVER CAME BACK
THAT IS WHY
THE JOURNEY
WAS CALLED
THE LAST WALK
SODD OF BALDRICK ! THIS IS RENEGADE AND DEREK OF RAGE TRYING TO MAKE SOME BYTES OF TOTALY UNINTERESSTING BULLUS SHITTUS ! MAD IS THE WORLD BUT WE ARE WORSE... BEFORE WE GO TOTALY OUT OF BRAIN WE BETTER WRITE DA CREDITUS DEMUS : CODING, SQUIRREL FUCKER.. GOOSE MUSICUS UNBELIVIBUS.. WAZXY (ALIAS DON JUAN) GRAFICUS GROTTUS.. WAXZY RESTUS GRAFIKUS.. RENEGADE VECTOR OBJECTUS.. RENEGADE (THE TIT-WOMAN LOVER) MORALUS SUPPORTUS AND ATTEMPT TO CONSTRUCT A ADOLF OBJECT ..... DEREK (PS. IN THE END OF THE SCROLLER WE TELL YA HOW TO EARN 5000 BY FRAMING THE POST...REALLY QUIE SIMPLE !) IF YOU OF ANY REASON WOULD HAVE THE TOTALY EINSTEINUS IDEA THAT YOU WANT TO CONTACT US THEN WRITE TO: RAGE HQ, SKALLERASVAGEN 11, 730 73, RANSTA, SWEDEN JAG VILL INTE LATA BURDUS MEN VI HAR EN BOARDUS MED NUMERUS: (+46) 0380 91350 HIGUSLINUS WE HAVE THIS GUY IN OUR GROUP CALLED WIRENPUNG (AJAX) HIS BALLS ARE SO BIG THAT WE USE TO CALL HIM SPEED-BALL III BUT ANYWAY HE WANTED US TO SAY HALO FROM AJAX, BUT WE FORGOTT 3568435766534-89562 DEREK PLEASE REMOVE YOUR DILDO FROM MY KEYPAD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT ? NEITHER DO I ! TIME TO PRESENT THE FAMOUS MEMBERS OF RAGE .... AURORUS HATUS I (RENEGADE), GALNA GASEN (GOOSE) , HELAN (HALVAN) MODEMUS FREAKUS (T.C.M) , AURORUS HATUS II (DEREK) , DECLERK (THE CLEARIC) , M1 TANK PATTON (WAXZY) , VANILJA (IZE) , TOVE TOSKVOLD (ECC) , PUNGUS JURUS (AJAX) , SHICK1 (CHICKEN) , MAILUS SWAPPUS (X3M, WHIZ, MAZE) KUNTA KINTE (AKKEM) , DIGGUSMATICUS , KRAKET ...... POUUH ! THAT WAS TUFF. NOW TIME FOR THE GREETS... BETTRE EN VODKA I HANDEN EN 20 MELLAN-PISS I MAGEN... BEVARA DEN SVENSKA KULTUREN, BRANN HEMMA !...... ELLER SUP I EN ABF LOKAL.... AND NOW SOME GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS: (NO ORDER) ACME, ARTEMIS, AWESOME, BLADE, BYTEBUSTERS, CONTRAST, CYCRON, DARKSIDE, DEFCON, DELICIOUS DREAMES, DRACO, ELITE, HARD SECTOR, IMAGINE, MEXX, NUKE, ONE WAY, PUSSY, READ ERRORS, RECLIME, RELAX, RUTHLESS, SCANTIC, SOCIETY, SPECTRE, SUCKERS, SYNERGY, TAURUS, TECHNOS, TEN POINTS, TOXIC, TRIPLEX, TRIUMPH, VOX DEI, 69:ERS, PARAMOUNT, INTENSE, MEGA POWER, DOUBLE TROUBLE, LEGAZY NOW WE GONNA TELL YOU HOW TO FOOL THE POST AND BRING YOU A PROFIT OF 5000 SEK. WALK INTO THE NEAREST POSTOFFICE WITH A SHOTGUN, POINT IT AT THE CLERK (NOT THE CLERIC) . AND SHOUT WITH YOUR EXREAMLY TERRIFYING VOICE. DONT SHOUT WIIL YOU PLEASE HAND ME 5000 SKR SHOUT SOMETHING LIKE LISTEN UP DICKHEAD, MAKE MY DAY.. GIMME 5000 OR I BLOW YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR HEAD.. (ITS HARD TO ONLY HIT THE EYS BUT YOU COULD TRY IT ANYWAY) WHEN YOU GOT THE MONEY YOU FIRE YOUR SHOTGUN.. AND RUN LIKE HELL... THE NEXT TIME WE GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN UP IN A IMMIGRANT CAMP WITH A AK-47 OR GUTTLIN ..... WANNA GET RID OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS EXEPT US ? INSERT (DISK IN DF0:) A SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH AND BLAZE AWAY !... (QUITE NICE FEELING !, THE FIRST TIME) ARE YOU TIERD ON YOUR LIVING ? ARE YOU DEPRESSED ? ARE YOU PHSYCOTIC ? ARE YOU NUTS ?..... HERE IS THE CURE.... JOIN RAGE NOW !... BUT IF YOU ARE LAME, FAGGOT, HOMOBULDOZER, CHRISTIAN, HOMONECROFILE OR EVEN WORSE A VIRGIN THEN YOU NEED NO CURE THIS IS GOOSE I AM JUST GOING TO SAY ONE THING ASHOLE WHO WELL THERE IS PROPPABLY A HOLE LOT OF YOU OUT THERE KILL ALL LAMERS ......... I HOPE U LIKE OUR COPPER DEMO MADE IN AC BASIC OR WAS IT COMAL ?.. PATT-KVINNAN WE LOVE YOU.. A LITTLE HELLO A FRIEND OF MINE ADDE-OLF H. ITLER OF BULK.. NO SOFT FEELINGS ! WE WANT WAR...... THE SLAUGHTER IS NEAR. IF YOU HAVE A VERY MAD PROJECT IN MIND DONT HESSITATE WRITE TO US : A BIG HELLO TO GRAPPLE THE SKIN.. HOPE NOT TO SEE YOU SLIME FACES ! OVER AND OUT.... NU ERE SLUT...