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HALLO, JEG BOR I NORSK OG SNAKKER NORGE VELDIG BRA. THE CEPTIC DIVISJON OF RABIES PRESENTS ANOTHER COOOOOOOOOOOOL DEMO SPECIALLY DIDICATED TO YOU, OUR FAITHFUL FAN. THE GIGA MIGHT PRODUSERS OF THIS GREAT, REVOLUTIONARY, FABILOUS, NON-LAMING, TREND-SETTING, NON-RASTER USING, SELVLYSENDE, DISK-FREE, MISJONEARY, VIRUS-KILLING (ALMOST), ORIGIONAL, NON-GERMAN, RELIGIOUS, NON-ANABOLE STERIODER, MONEY-MAKING, NON-ATARI USING, DUSTY, NON-POLUTING, NON-SPONSA, NON-TOAST, NON-GHOSTRIDERS, NON-RIDERS, NON-AT ALL (ALMOST, NEARLY, ETC.), NO ASS - NO HEADACHE, NO MOUSE (BUT JOY ANYWAY), NO IVORY SUPPORTING, NO CODING - JUST COPPER (NOT WILD), NO BLITTER, NO FUEL ( TRAINER OFF) NO BEAR (ONLY LIQUER, A LOT 1,2,3 ,54,211,32))ADSFZ ZZ, BUT THAT AARNAER SAE, OFF COURCE, NO WILD RUN OR WHAT, NO SUPPE, NO NOTTING, BUT OF COURSE YES TO NO SMOKING IN THE TOILET BEFORE BARNE-TV, UNSKULD MEG OM EG BRUYT INN HER MEN EG VONAR NOKRE FLERIRE SWAP GUTAR EG ER INGA LAMERAR EG HEITE R GUNLAUGH RAVSLEIKAR OG ER EG MINSDT 100 YARES OLD PATTERNBREAK HOO HOO NO HOPPAR EG UT HOT TIPS LAMAR FRA THE BAND GO TO FUCK OR CRAWL DHERE 10 REM LAMER FRA THE BAND (CRACKER BUT NO (DE-)KODER HA HA) 20 PRINT "SPRENG DEG OPP I LUFTA OG LA BALLONGEN GAA" 30 GOTO HELL 40 HELL=HELL+1 50 BSET 1,IQ END OF TIPS BECAUSE IT IS NOW A HOTDOG.... NO-RAPING, NO-LICENCE TO BUY KJOETTKAKER PAA SUPERN, NO-POWER (JUST NIGGER CYCLING), NO COCAINE (BUT 100 OG SNOERR OG FOERTI TUBER LIM, SNIFF), NO-CODER, NO-RIPPING JUST STRIPPING, NO UMBRELLAS, NO BLACK SNOWMENS, NO ADDER (BLACK) OR PARASITES AND TRIUMPH EOR LAMERS, NO GREEN MENS BUT 7 YELLOW SUBMARINES OR AN APPLE PIE, BUT NO OF COURCE NOTTING VALUABLE IN SPACE, OR WHAT DID SHERLOCK HOLMES KNOW ABOUT MULTITASKING THE RASTERLINES OF A SHIT MACHINE LIKE ATARI HIDING FROM GANGSTERS IN THE MIDDEL OF NOTTING LIKE THE CAKES LIKE MY GRANDMA COOKS. OH, NOW I AM GETTING TIRED OF ALL THIS SERIOUS CHIT-CHAT. HERE COMES THE CRAP. INGRIDIENSENE TIL DENNE DEMOEN CONSISTED OF THE FOLLOWING: 12 FISHING RODS, A LOT OF TOOTH PIRKERE, 7 CRACHED APPLES, 2 SQUEESED CARS, 31 AMIGAS (WE HAD TO THROUGH THEM COZ THEY WERE INFECTED WITH VIRUSES, THEY HAD USED UP ALL THE MEMORY AND 3 OF THEM DID NOT LIKE THE CHEESE BURGER MIXMASTER SQUEESED INTO THE DRIVE. THE LIST CONTINUES AFTER THE COMMERCIAL..... ATARI COMPATIBLE DEMOS FOR SALE. CONTACT RABIES HQ.......3.5 DISKS FOR SALE. BE FAST, OR DIE. ONLY 7 DISKS IN STORE........NOW BACK TO THE LIST. BY THE WAY, DONT FORGET OLE BRUUM AT CHANNEL 5 JUST AFTER DINNER, BUT BEFORE BARNE-TV AND AFTER DETEKTIMEN WITH FAT JAKE AND THE HOT DOGS.... 3 FAST RAMS (ABOUT 300 KILOMETERS PER HOUR), .5 EXSTRA DRIVE AND TEST DRIVE, 30 KILO PUKKSTEIN (THROUGHING AT RAKIMM), MASSE KLINKEKULER, KJEKT AA HA, SPESIELT DET AARET DET VAR SAA BRATT, DIGITAIZER (DIGITAIZING TAISEN, BING-BONGEN TIL DASSREVYEN OG RAMBHOO MAN AT THE TOILET.) SHIT, I AM TIRED OF THIS. NOW THE CREDITS. CODING BY THE UGLY DISKRIPPER. GRAPHICS BY THE HORNY BATMAN (I HATE ALL YOU GUYS WHO HAVE USED MY SIGN WITHOUT PERMISSION). MUZZZZAKKK BY POSTMANN PAT-TERN. NOW SOME JOKES, THIS TEXT HAS BEEN SO BORING UNTIL NOW. VEIT DU HVORFOR DET IKKE ER TAKLUKE PAA EN LADA?....SVAR I NESTE DEMO... NO JUST KIDDING, IT IS A INTRO. COS LADAER MED TAKLUKE BLIR TATT FOR CONTAINERE. NOW WE HAVE TO SEND A THANKS TO OUR FANS, WHO HAVE SENT US GIFTS AND LETTERS AFTER THE RELEASE OF OUR FIRST DEMO. WE HAVE GOT 7 ATARIS, 15 BOOKS ABOUT BASIC PROGRAMMING, 3 GUNS TO COMMIT SUICIDE (OUR FANS HAS A GREAT SENCE OF HUMOUR, DONT YOU THINK?), AND A LOT OF OTHER NICE THINGS. NOW A MESSAGE..... THE IT AND CRYPTOBURNES COPYPARTY WICH WAS ANNOUNCED TO BE HELD IN DRAMMEN IN APRIL 1990, WILL BE MOVED TO SVALBARD. ANOTHER MESSAGE.... CRYPTOBURNES ARE DEAD, AND RABIES HAS TAKE THEIR PLACE AS THE PARTY MAKERS TOGETHER WITH IT. THE TRANSPORT TO SVALBARD WILL BE ARRANGED BY RABIES MEMBER SEADMUND DEN STORE PULTOSTEN. VIKING SHIPS WILL LEAVE FROM DRAMMEN, OSLO, BERGEN, BAGDAD, TRYSIL OR BERN IN SWITZERLAND EVERY HOUR. LET US TAKE A JOKE: DET VAR EN PAKISTANER SOM KOM INN I EN BUTIKK OG VILLE HA KINA KAAL. INNHAVEREN SAA AT HAN BARE HADDE HODE KAAL. DET GAAR IKKE SA PAKISTANEREN, FORDI JEG HAR SYKKEL PAA HJOERNE. GREAT, RIGHT??? HERE IS ANOTHER ONE. NO, IT ER EN GAATE... DET VAR TRE MENN SOM STO I DUSJEN. EN AV DEM FEIS. HVEM VAR DET???? DET VAR HAN MED NESA. VEIT DU HVORDAN DU LAGER EN MUS AV EN JOYSTICK ???? DIN JAEVLA PERVERSE ....... TROR DU JEG HADDE TENKT AA FORTELLE DEG THAT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH, NOW I AM GETTINGBOORED OF THIS LAMISH TEXT. ANOTHER THING I HAVE FORGOT TO TELL..... YOU CAN CHANGE THE BOBS PATTERN BY PRESSING UP AND DOWN KEYS. YOU WOULDNT SEE ANY DIFFERENS, BECAUSE WE HAD ONLY MEMORY TO ONE FRAME, BECAUSE THE RASTER LINES USED THE REST OF THE MEMORY NOW A STATEMENT FROM OUR MEMBER ALI EL RAKIMM: