YO GUYS! IT IS THE POWERLORDS SWEDEN FIRST SOME BORING CREDITS! CODING IS DONE BY CONAN MUSIC IS COMPOSED BY BYTEGLIDE X FONT BY UNKNOWN! OTHER GFX BY CONAN! NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE OUR CONTACT ADDRESSES IN SWEDEN! THE POWERLORDS SJOHAGA V.20 S-575 35 EKSJO SWEDEN OR THE HQ TPL HEADQUARTER AKER V.1 S-910 20 HORNEFORS SWEDEN CONTACT US OR DIE! BUT DON'T FORGET TO SEND AT LEAST 100 DISX! MAYBE I CAN GIVE YA THE TPL SWEDEN MEMBERLIST! BLACK ADDER - CONAN - DRUG DEALER - EINSTEIN - MAZE - MEGAODI - PENTANGLE - SYNCHRO - TEZEE YEAH! SO WAS IT! AND IF YOU WANT YOUR NAME ON THE LIST SO CALL ME! +46-381-15745 AND NOW OVER TO THE GREETINGS! FIRST A BIG GREET TO TPL U.K. AND TPL NORWAY!!! ESPECIALLY RAYDAR OF TPL UK! NICE TO CHAT WITH YA ON THE PHONE! IT WILL BE GREAT TO START CODE DEMOS TOGETHER WITH YOU! HOPE YOU LIKE THE PREVIEWS I SEND YOU THIS TIME!!! BYE RAYDAR!!! NOW I DON'T HAVE THE LIST SO I WILL ONLY TAKE SOME PERSONAL! PHENOMENA PARANOIMIA STORM ENGIMA CAVE GATE AURORA DIRECT CRUEL CRIME TEAM-X PROLOGIC ALTAIR FRAXION BEAST DISKNET AND EXODUS!! SO WAS IT, AND NOW STORY TIME! ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUY CALLED SLEMILUS PLING AND HE LIVED IN THE BIG TOWN OF VAXJO! HE HAD AN AMIGA AND HE THOUHT HE COULD DO MUSIC! BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW HE MADE IT? HE MADE IT IN FLASHRIPPER THAT SON OF A BITCH!! HE HE HE HE!!!! AND NOW CONAN SIGNING OFF!! NOW I THINK DRUG DEALER WANTS TO SAY SOME WORDS HMM, I MEAN TYPE SOME WORDS SO I WILL LET MY KEYS FALL IN HIS HANDS NOW HI GUYS!!! HAVE YOU HEARED THE STORY ABOUT A GUY CALLED NINJA JOLLE? NO I THOUGHT SO! WELL LISTEN THEN! HE IS A HARD GUY AND HE LIVES IN THE HEAVY TOWN EKSJO (THE SAME AS WE, CONAN AND I). HE HAS A REPUTATION AS THE COOLES GUY IN TOWN AMONG THE OTHER 5 YEARS OLD CHILDREN (HE IS 15). HE IS THE LEADER OF THE GANG. THE OTHER GANGSTERS ARE: ERNIS, MAGARETA PERSSON, FLATT NOSE, RAPKUNGEN BENGAN, HIS 94 YEARS OLD SUPER GRANMOTHER AND THE FAMOUS HEAVY HAEGG BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY. ONE DAY WHEN NINJA JOLLE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH HIS COOL GANG CALLED SUPER NINJAS, CAME THE NOSE WHO WAS A LEADER OF THE GANG GUNS AND NOSES. MEMBERS IN THAT GANG ARE SLISK(COOL NAME, ERNIS ANM.), HITLER(AND HIS PHONE# IS +46-381-15668), ELIANA, BANKEN, BOMBERG, DETTER AND FINALY SS WHEN THE SAW EACHOTHER THEY STARTED TO HATE EACHOTHER AT ONCE. THE TO KILL EACHOTHER. AFTER FIVE MINITS THEY WERE ALL DEAD AND THAT IS THE END OF THIS NICE STORY.. NOW JVCXXXXXXYSZFXZ XFUCK YOU DRUG DEALER, I THE MASTER OF VIOLENCE IS BACK - CONAN!!!!! O THANK LORD HE IS GONE THAT WAS A NICE PUNCH I GOT AT HIM! THAT STORY WAS A DISASTER BEYOND YOUR IMAGNATION! BUT IT WAS TRUE! DRUG DEALER AND I WAS THERE!! AND I MUST SAY THAT THE BEST WITHSCROLL WAS WHEN I PUNCHED DRUG DEALER OVER HIS MOUTH!! HE IS STILL CRYING!!! HIS MOUTH IS BLEEDING! RIGHT NOW I WILL KICK HIM IN HIS STOMMACH! OH, THAT WAS NICE HE IS BARFING BLOOD! OH, IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT LITTLE DRUGED CHILD CRYING ON THE FLOOR! P.S. DRUG DEALER IS A JERK!!! D.S. XZCSADCDSACXZXCZ CXZ VCXZMNCVX,MNHJTR NGFDJJHGTGTV XXXXXXXXXXXXXZXXZXZXZXZXXXCCXVCVCX C C C X X FUCK CONAN THIS IS DRUG DEALER AGAIN. RIGHT NOW I WILL SMASH HIS BALLS INTO THE WALLS. CONAN: I'M SURE YOU DON'T HAVE THE COURGE TO SMASH ME WITH ALL MY MUSCLES! DRUG DEALER:SPLLLATHSSSSSSSS THERE GOES HIS BALLS HI HI HI HO HA HE HE HE HI HA HA HI HE FUCK OFF CONAN!!!! CONAN: YOUR BASTARD, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE THIS! THIS IS A HOLY WORD AND IF YOU HERE YOU DIE!! NOW I SHOUT IT! EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! DRUG DEALER: OH NOW NOT THAT WORD!!! CONAN: YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT, I SAID (NOOOO,SHOUTS DRUG DEALER!) EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!! YEAH I THINK I HAVE GOT! NO! WHAT IS THAT COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW! NOW IT'S HEAVY HAEGG!!!!!!! HELP!! I CAN'T SURVIVE A LOOSER LIKE THIS!!! HEAVY HAEGG:I SAVED YOUR BALLS THIS TIME DRUG DEALER. NOW I WILL DO THE (KALSONG GREPP) ON YOU CONAN! CONAN AND DRUG DEALER IN A CHOAIR: KALSONG GREPP??? LET'S NAIL THAT BASTARD!!! HE IS TO LAME TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET RULED BY HACKERS LIKE US!!! LETS CATCH HIM! KNASRER....FGIHGJZU....FFG..KRAX....FG..X.X...BOIIING!!! CONAN: GOOD WORK DRUG DEALER. YOU MADE A NICE SWING WITH YOU BASEBALL RACKET!! I THINK HE LOOKS LIKE THE NOSE NOW COZ YOU HIT HIM AT THE NOSE SO IT GROWED BIIIIIG! LIKE THE NOSE NOSE!! NOW THEY LOOK LIKE TWINS!! YEAH DRUG DEALER LET'S LEAVE HEAVY GNAEGG AND THE NOSE BEHIND US AND LEAVE THIS PLANET! LET'S TAKE THE X-WING AND FLY TO THE PLANET OF POWERLORDS!! BYE EARTH!! NOW WE GO....10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!.....WWRRROOOOOMMM...... A CLOUD OF SMOKE RAISES IN THE SKY BEHIND THE BOTH HEROES OF THIS SCROLLY! AND NOW FOLKS! BE PREPARED FOR MORE AND MORE QUALITY PRODUCTIONS FROM US IN THE FUTURE!!!! SEE YA.... AND NOW LET'S WRAP THIS PILE OF SHIT!!!