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FVhi guyz, thiz is cable here presenting to ya our first introU.V creditz: 
intro : coding and design by cable , muzak by mithrill and muzak raping by
, logo and design by blade .  thiz iz our firstie
intro so it ain't a first quality intro.
thiz is third version of our intro ... ( the best version available!! ) ... 
the bugs on the music of the second version were made by skyscraper ...
special thanx must go to master
blaster of accession for providing some tools that made coding thiz intro a bit
easier. the other members of phalanx have allready done their part in
scrollwriting and i can allready say that this is at least longest scrolly
ever made in finland. it even beats the thrust 'european record' of ollifanten
intro ! before i let skyscraper to scrolly i wanna give ya my tel number
(addresses coming up later) : B358-15-25003  keijoF.this brain damage scrolly
was mainly typed in by skyscraper so there will be a lot of mistakes because
he's so drunken ( he drank one beer bottle ...)
 a special message to all finnish people using fake stamps : be
aware , in the post-officers mag there was an article about computer users
using fake stamps . the post isn't blind anymore and it has caught many guyz
i know using fake stamps in last two weeks. watch out !!!   
V skyscraper coming up % % % % before we start with real-bullshit-scroll-text
we would like to say some serious words ... and now arse-raper's
message toD ! tgb of exs !   I hey man, we haven't even heard of ya
and we don't wanna be taken as you guyz so we changed our name ... don't be
a lamer and contact  ....SF        now some little 
elvis skin-hellos USin abnormal a-z order ( nearly ) go to :VG accession        
   F alcatraz            amiga action           axxion
            Gacsw          action force
6776          asia          Fbloodsuckers            deathstar         
freedom force         Hh.t.g.           Fnemesis 2001         stack    
       stalker crew
'n' x-peat             swap           triline            # % % % ^ ^ ^ & & &
_ _ _ P      tema-x           F and finally special greets to anneli-herkku-pemppu
of   nzx   for being so funny hahhahaha !!! ooops , that anneli is ofcourse 
thunder of nzc !!!    
....... sorry , but we have no time for full greetings-list and i even haven't
got that list right now ....
 and now we'll start with our veeery long scroll
text ! the aim of this scroller was to beat the thrust 'european record' of
scrollwriting and we did that with no difficulty .  
to beat this record we had to lower the quality of this text. so,please
don't be confused by bullshit and read it Gall !!!
V oh yes , the real sick-humour-guys in phalanx
are : tai-pan , blade and i , skyscraper ... you should have a good sense of
humour if you wanna contact us !!!S so everybody who has a good sense
of humour write to (all in Bfinland) : cable , lr 62c , 07230 monninkyla  or 
skyscraper , rinnekuja 2 , 07230 monninkyla  or  blade , kiertotie 17 , 07230
monninkyla  or   mithrill ,
askolantie 1 as 2 , 07500 askola  or
tai-pan , nybacka 16a , 07590 huuvari F( countryside )
       if you are not shy , call us :B blade 358-15-25415  mika   or
skyscraper 358-15-25493  janne   or   cable 358-15-25003  keijo   or
tai-pan 358-15-31881  antti          H lamers pleez call to :
358-699-972532  ask for father x-mas !!! or \  predator of lame-x \
9698-41092 and ask for elvis skin          F  and now , bullshit begins ! 
_ _ _ _   Vthe coundtdown has begun .......I 1000 , 999 , 998 , 997 , 996 ,
995 , 994 , 993 .......   phalanx is born !!!F we are proud to present
our first intro ! made during cold and wet autumn in 1988 ... %       it's
skyscraper writing this scroll-text which will be the longest scroll-text
ever made in finland ...U this is about 40kb long scroll text !!!!!!!!!!!!!!S
i hope ya have patience ....   do ya
want to read some information about phalanx ?!I                 F no ?
anyway , here we go :V members of phalanx : cable ( coder , swapper , asshole ) ,
blade (graphic-artist , swapper ) , mithrill ( coder , music-composer , swapper )
, tai-pan (graphic-artist ,coder, swapper ) and finally me , skyscraper(
arse-raper ) ( graphix ,muzak , sick humour and 
swapping ... )       S  that's the way i want to fuck 'n' roll !!! .FR yeah !!
 i like parties ! i have a little party round here at 
thiz moment !! if you Sknow any parties or if
you are going to keep a party , Vsend us an invitation and we'll be there (
 hah!  ) !!!  S    wait a second ...I                F   there is noone else
round here who would be able to write something ... everybody is drunken and
reely sleepy ... i'm the only one who is still jumping round here !     i begun
with this scroll-text at 18:30 afterR pikkukakkinen  ... andS time's now about
22:10 ...       today i visited blade and he
was just making an animation for our next demo ! reely nice negro with
his ...... ha ha you should see it ! i'm sorry , you'll have to wait a bit
because we're not a demo factory that creates 10 intros in ten
minutes ... no ... because everything is homemade , it takes a while to make
sumthin' ...      M  i'll go to my favourite , special place : wc-toilet
... just wait keep watching ...                               ahhh ....... i
made it again ! the other people in this house just ran away ... do ya know why
? i don't ...     pleez , come back ! making love is not so funny alone ...
        well , who cares about them ... Ji have lots of beautiful neighbours
round this house and the average age is something like ...M wait a second i'm
not so good in school ...       I average age is 16 ! just fine ! sweet
sixteen ...     F         i'll stop now this bullshit because i'm going to
bed now ... i'll have to go to school today ... yep, today , coz time is
something like 03:30 ............V hey but it's sunday now and no school
today ! so , i'll continue before i let somebody else towards this reely
dirty keyboard ......SI oh shit , one gay-boy in my class just came in ...
wait a second i'll throw him out ...      what ! you have a baby ?! i can't
believe it ? did you say 17th with him ?! and you are waiting for 19th ?!
oh no ... fuck you !!! go home and fuck your nice little boy-friend !!!
      oh god , he has gone away ...  FV   well , soon i'm going
to start making a little animation against atari st ! my neighbour bought
an atari 520 st and i remind him of his bad choise every day !!! he's really
stupid.    S normal people usually wake up at 8:00 and time is now 7:45 !K oh shit ! i
have been drinking , fucking \ and writing this all night long ... but who
cares ...          I  here is now 5182 bytes of text ... and much more is
coming !!! every member is going to write over 10kb of txt
!!!   just kidding ! we're going to write 100 kb of txt !!  hahahaha haa !
still kidding !!     oh shit , my room is looking like dumping-ground !
   oh shit , my room is still looking like a dumping-ground !!!FV floor is
full of empty koskenkorva , vodka and lapin kulta bottles and ofcourse some
dirty condoms ...........S  this is cable here taking over. sorry skyscraper
that i interrupted your scrollwriting but i think the readers can't stand
your text anymore ! at least i can't stand it and this is my intro so let's
be serious for a moment. first i wanna send some spezial mezzies to my
contacs :       jason  ,  i'll send you +++++ in a while,be patient. what
about buing a phone and making us some muzaka ?     crusher   , as you see ,i
got my intro ready . when is your new coming out ? ok , i'll call
you this time.      spiral   ,   hi guy , wanna some source ? ok , i'll mail
some for you.      themex    ,   your stuff has been quite old,try to improve!
    lucifer   ,   good stuff! your intro was good compared to time you had
spent coding it. i did espicially like the scroll-movements.
        gun   ,   ok stuff!
when are your products coming ?    fartmasters  ,  where are you guyz? every time
i try to follow my nose i find only arse-scraper farting around !!!  ^ ^ ^ 
     predator , where are team-x products ?
     now an important message : we're looking
for new members. if you are a cool coder , soundtracker , graphics designer or
swapper , you can alway feel free to contact us. now let me give you some
background information of us. phalanx was formed after byterapers copyparties
. at the copyparty there were three members of team-x : cable ,skyscraper and
predator. i and sky noticed during the parties that predator was an
asshole. he had sent us only a few disks a month. that wasn't critical, but then
he started to call us and our coding lame ! that wasn't a good move from a
guy who can't even use cli! we didn't specially want to be
members of a group the boss of which is spreading word that everybody else in
the group are lamers and doesn't send stuff at all to other members.there
were also some other reasons but we're not going to state 'em here because
predator would be furious. anyway, we're not coding for team-x anymore.
after we noticed that being members ofP team-x Fdid no good to us we decided
to form a new group. we asked blade , ex-boss of triline to
join us and because he was bored of doing everything by himself , as he had
done in triline , he also joined us.U then the school started and we also got
tai-pan and mithrill to join usS.R well , that's almost everything there is so
far. tai-pan has just started to code his intro and knowing him i can assure you
that it will be special in many ways , but ofcourse of a highest quality...
Valso mithrill is going to code something but he has just got the manuals , so it will
take some time ...S  ok , before i let skyscraper take over with his bullshit,
i wanna give ya my address (again) C cable  , lr 62c , 07230 monninkyla ,
finland F ok, that's all from me for a while...   
hi,arse-raper here,  we have been playing an old game 'pinball wizard' and i my
personal hi-score is 5.498.530 points !!   hi it's me , cable here !  even my
little sister did get 55.679.000 points \ # % ^ & _    ass-raper here again
... oh shit ! i must kill her now ... & & & &      i'll give this keyboard ( my keyboard ) to someone else ............
what ? everybody has gone home ! well , i'll have to continue again by
myself ... next summer i'll
buy a 125cc 'moped' and i'm gonna travel a lot in west-ryssland! if somebody in
phalanx will buy a car so we'll travel a lot from parties to parties !!
(tai-pan sez he'll buy one in some months time ( oh shit then we'll be in a
big trouble !!))LV and
watch out, some day we can be knocking at your door  ...SF         and now i'll
leave the keyboard to our coder : cable !!! but i'll be back !! here we go
.............P                     S   fuck you, skyscraper.  don't you know
that it's now cable's daysleeping time so he won't be available
to write this shit for a looong time.FV  so it's time for tai-pan's newsflash.
first i want to make clear one thing: S  i hate Jsuckers, gays, lesbos,
teachers, politicians, communism, communists, soviet cars (lada hyiiii!!!),
lamers, little children, shouting babies, ugly women, ugly men, stupid
st-conversions, skyscraper    (oooops, sorry tamminen. didn't mean that.) ,
 popmusic, wals, tango, tdk mf-2dd micro floppy disks, starwars 2, basic, c,
word "student", studying, books, finnish television, finnish radio, finnish
culture, finnish finns, swedish swedes, elton john, theory of relativity,
rasism, negr...  ..errr...  finnish humour (except such a super-series like
hymyhuulet, veli puolikuu etc.), vampire's empire, all relatives, mom and
dad, school, republicans, democratics, smp, atari-st, c-64, stupid
questions, stupid answers, grapefruit lemonade, and above all i hate my
schoolmates. F yeah, think me sitting under same roof with cable,
blade, skyscraper and mithrill. (mithrill means zorba, because the fucking
asshole wants to be called by that name)   well,i recon it's time to stop hating
and start writing some bullshit to fill that & 100kb!  let's start by
reminding you about that party-business skyscraper mentioned. you see, i get
a driving licence next spring and then: P wwwrrrroooooooommmmmmm!!!! Ma comment
by cable and arse-raper - watch out !! road safety will never be the same and
lives will be lostF.....  after
march 1989 you may expect us to come with a bigger group. that's if we can get a
primitive wheeling-machine from some place.  cable's dad owns old, rusty,
and green (yeuch!) volvo # # _  if there is no other car available, then
perhaps...    but it's more likely that we come with my old man's nissan sunny.
  so if you see a grey rice-moped going 176mph and five ugly guys in it,
it's us going to the nearest copy-party.    by the way, sucking is a
crime! sentence is death!!!   so if you, oh mighty party-keeper, are a
sucker, don't invite me. because i may have a bad influence on you.
next item:    tai-pan's educational serie about having fun with other
people.  lesson one:   experiments with pupils in comprehensive school.
believe it or not, it's very refreshing hobby to kick a stupid-looking
passer-by in school. to make a perfect performanse, follow the following
instructions.   1.  choose your victim carefully. the best target is a
little female walking with too large bag 4.67 feet in front of you.   2.
make sure that no teacher, caretaker% , or other kind of supervisor is around.
you don't wanna get caught, do you?   3.  choose a correct timing for your
kick. the best time is when your target is entering her classroom.   4.  and
when you kick, kick hard   & & & and the most important thing:  dont's miss! 
_ % %    5.
after kicking, ignore the shouting kid and walk away.   voila! a perfect way
to remove some pressures.  have a good kick!    and in next part of this
serie:   experiments with brain-invalids.  till then, goodbye.
         suprise!!! i didn't leave the keyboard yet.   no, still me, tai-pan, typing
shit.   the clock is 17:24:56, and the day is monday the 19th of september.
and i just remembered an important thing.   unable cable told me about this
funny person called predator. yes, i mean E
 # # # \ \ \ % % % ^ ^ ^ & & & p-r-e-d-a-t-o-r,I a member of
rex-mux-mix-pox-kex-lame-team-x.F V  this odd impotent said that we will die
if we send fuckings to
team-x.  S i say that was a most stupid thing to say.   you see, mr. predator
, it is impossible for you to kill us.   why?
because:    1.   i am an immortal ( & ) anarchist ( % % ), so you can't kill me.   2.
cable smells so bad that you will die ( & )  before you can even try to kill him.
3.   mithrill kills you with a bottle of vodka if you try to kill him.   4.
 blade will kill you with his powerful fart if you even think about killing
him.   5.   skyscraper looks so stupid that it kills you if you approach
him.      hope you will learn something about these facts so
that next time you are smart enough to keep your mouth shut.
  oh shame on me!  here i just sit writing about some nobody ignoring all
you other friends.    friend, yeuch!!!  i don't even know the meaning of
this rude word.    better one is a good, old freak.   so attention all
freaks!  now i will try to write some entertaimingM blaa blaa blaa for you.
  hmmmm.    strange.    gosh.   my head feels empty.   F perhaps it's time to
list some greetings and fuckings.   i don't waste time and memory by typing
an endless list of group-names. just some tiny messages will do this time.
so abnormal greetings (in random order) to:I    cable  (hey dummy,
help me to write this fucking 100kb!!!),  vyvyan the
(ultimate?) bastard  (i like your style! greetings to punk-pekka too!!!),
abigail of h.t.g  (you fucking lamer-sucker. return my 5 disks or i'll
terminate you, you bloody snotty basic-boy.),  mithrill (hey, the parties
are over. stop sucking your thumb, please.), F     ...blaaah. too tired to
write any more this kind of shit. just a giant hellos to guys in accession
and to all lamer-eliminators all over the earth.        oh, allmost forgot
the fuckings!   jumbo-fuckings to persons who invented the following words:
Mlove, moral, kindness, friend, cencoring, teddy-bear, soft, nice, etc.
F   some important news:    the clock is 19:36:18 and still going strong.
 i have no idea how much i have written so far, but i know i haven't written
enough yet!   yeahhh.  it's tuesday tomorrow, you know.    and it's gonna be
schoolday also.   but guess who ain't gonna visit the fucking school.   and
guess why.    well, it is i and because there is so called sport-day
tomorrow and i hate sport.   all i'm gonna do tomorrow is to relax and read
some excellent comix called  cocco bill.  important notice for finnish
people:    I onko siella ketaan, jolla olis lisaa vanhoja cocco
bill-sarjiksia?  mulla on vaan cocco bill ja junarosvot-niminen stoori.
myoskin ruutu-nimisten sarjiksien omistajat ottaa nyt hetipaikalla muhun
yhteytta ja myypi kaikki vanhat sarjiksensa mulle!  vittu kun vitun aaaat ja
oooot on ihan pain persetta.    aaaarrgghhh!!!    nuolijat, lipsuttelijat,
homot, lespot, hintit,  haistakaa vittu!!!!       F end of important notice
for finnish people.        another important notice for finnish people (this
time for good-looking girls only!):J       hei hei, kaikki upeat tyttelit
ympari suomen niemen.   kiinnostaisiko ketaan pitka, ruma, lihakseton,
kieromielinen, vakivaltainen anarkisti-poikaystava???   olen varmasti
uskollinen, enka tee yhtaan syrjahyppyja. (ellen sitten loyda jostain sinua
paremman-nakoista naikkosta, jolla ois isommat samantha foxit)    etsin
naista hyvin vakavalla tarkoituksella, silla kuolen pian nalkaan ellen loyda
jostain haikaisevaa parittelukump.. tarkoitan  pizzan paistajaa.   siis
kaikki rohkeat, vahapukeiset, muodokkaat ja ennenkaikkea varakkaat, ja ennen
ennenkaikkea hyvan keittotaidon omaavat naisihmiset,  lahettakaa pian omalla
kuvalla ja hajuvedella varustettu kirje (jos hajuvesi on loppu, niin pizzan
palanenkin kay) minulle ennenkuin naannyn nalkaan.  nimim. nussitaan!!!F
 yeah yeah yeah! more commonly known as triple-yeah!    you have allready
seen my address but as a good old finnish proverb (which i won't even try to
translate) says:  kertaus on opintojen mude.  so if somebody has something
to send (for instance new amiga-stuff), write to:D  tai-pan  ,  nybacka 16a
,  sf-07590 huuvari  ,  finlandF.   and if someone wants to say something,
call B358-15-31881 Fand ask for antti.  foreign are recommended to use
codeword "rubberduck" because my parents speak enkliss njet.           Q  you
know what. i think this scroll stinks.S  you wanna know why.  because i hate
the sitituation where i have to write text for a scroller which is not made
by me.   you know, i was a big chief on the 8-bit machines.  my machine was
amstrad and i knew everything about it.V   note:  no need to tease me because
i had amstrad.  i'm immune against that.  heheheheheheheheheee!!!  S but
thank god, the fucking 8-bit age is over. only if i could get some written
facts about this damn 16-bit fridgerator.    but i'll promise:V   an intro
full-made by me will be released before the fucking x-mas!!! S     himmel och
pankaka!  the clock is 20:29:48 and it's bedtime!  more bullshit tomorrow.
goodnight.I           U   ...kukkuluuuruuuu!!!!...S F   yep! still me, tai-pan,
typing cowcrap.  only this time the day is tuesday and the clock is
14:57:25!  yeah, i just woke up.  aaaahhh! that was a real refreshing dream.
 you know, i dreamed about me fucking with 143 women simultaneously.  a real
tough job i have to say. I    oh, somebody has sent me a package.  hmmmm???  who it
might be?  have no idea.   well let's open it.   holy cow!  six disks.
wonder what do they contain.  let's try.  aha, offshore warrior. old shit!
what else?  cicciolina show.  gosh, i vote her, that's for sure!  and then.
impossible mission ii. yeuchhh!!!  then.  gridstart iii.  oh lord.  who is
this weirdo who sends me such a shit?  well two to go.  evils evilings
collection.  evil, hmmm. a finnish guy.  well, greetings to
him.   and the last one.  a history of the unknown five. jesus!  bugger the
person who sent me these six disks full of organic waste. FV  oh hell! now i am
fed up with this damn bullshit. S time to give the buttontable to next member
of all-might phalanx.  but don't go away. i'll be back very soon!
P...beeb...  ...beeb... freak ready to launch...  ...beeb...
...countdown started...  ...beeb... 10  9  8  7  6  5  4  3  2  1
ignition!!   I whoooooommmm!!!     it's
Pass-arse-disk-suck-fuck-dick-shit-ass-Fscraper back !!! heyV tai-pannu , i'm
gonna beat ya with thiz text !S so , i'm now at my own dirty place with hot
and reely new stuff : test drive , 1007 pieces of demos and i'm sending them
to all addresses i have !US hohhoh hoo !!!!US oh god , i'll have to go to local
post-office ... wait a second ...              V  quick visit to post , eh
!!! this time there was a real stupid post-officer jumping on the ceiling
all the time ! i gave her 7 letters to my contacts and she didn't notice these
silocon-stamps in every letter ! thank godness , this is finland ! also ,
here are no stupid software-polices ! i'm sorry for you germans ...S well ,
it's time for the greetings or what ?                      no , i don't want
to write that list ... i say :  %  to you ... ok. one little
greet go to thunder von anneli herkku-pemppu of nzc !V did ya like my
disk-covers that were from playboy , videosexpress and playboy's
lingerie-magazine ?!?S here's now over 20kb of text
... only 80kb is coming ...       I    just kidding , pal ! we should have
to write this up to 100kb - said unable-cable ... but i think it isn't
necessary coz it takes so much disk-space and memory ...       
 F  i turned on the tv and there is a
batman serie on channel 3 ! wow !V batman and his mate robin !S i turned off
the tv .........K mezzie to hoffi : sori ei yhdyta nyt , katsotaan jonkin
ajan kuluttua ...F this is cable again saving you from sky's text. now some
fooling around with effects what do you say about this:     QBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzFS 
   or is this a better one? R    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S     or     T +++++++++++++
S    quite confusing, eh ?    ok , let's engage P        turbo boost         
       F ok, no more stupid fx . the next intro from me will be on it's way
as soon as i have decided what it will contain. it will be better than this
one and a longer one. ( the source of this demo is about 880 lines without
the soundtracker player.  ) if you wanna rip something from this intro or
wanna its source, contact me and i'll see what we can do ...
   almost forgot, a special mezzie to blob of stalker crew. i and tai-pan
can't stand your intros. contact me and i'll code a scroll-routine for you.
especially the Vwave effectS and shade of scrolly is making us cry ! man , do
something about it !  
ok it's skyrapers
time to write some bull, watch out for sky's true comment about himself :D
my head seems quite empty ....F        ok, if that's what you think i'll
continue with a special mezzie to      zan of 777-team   , i don't wanna your
goddamn blitter-scroll source, because i bet mine is a better one !!     ok,
i'll give sky a chance to tell all the important thing he has in mind to
all of ya......         may i ask , why you
little bastard are reading this stupid scrolly ??? waiting for my telephone
number ? well , it'sB 358-15-25493  janneF but who is waiting for it ? greetings
... no ... fuckings ... yeah !!!I i send fuckings to my little brother and
little sister and mother and father who are always screaming and crying
when i'm a bit drunken ! i can't see any reasons to cry if someone is
drunken ! by the way , i'm drunken ! or what do ya think , am i drunken if i
have drunken 12 lapin kulta beer and a half of koskenkorva ???!!! i'm not
drunken ... goodbye ! i'll have a break !    K       jippii , here comes my
special joke-scrolly text !!!!!! here we go with the joke of a month : a man
was a little aback to see the old woman next door carry a bloodstained spade
down her garder , and begin digging a hole for his dead cat. my god , he
asked , what's happened ? i'm burying my budgie , replied the old woman. but
that's my dog , the man pointed out. yup , said the woman , and my cat is
inside that bastard ... haha ha ... a really stupid joke ... i have only stupid
jokes so i'm not going to write jokes anymore F.......... i'll
stop now and i'll go to my bed ... not with girls today coz last night i was
fucking with about 29.5 girls ... bye and let's meet again next morning ( i'm not
going to go to that fucking school ) ................ sleep well
woooooppps !!! well , good morning everybody ! yeah ! you should also be at
home schooldays ! let's pick up the phone and call someone !!! I toooot
...... toooot ...... toooot .......         F nobody home .... well ,
let's check out today's post ... well , only 4 letters with 10 disks ...
fuck , only something old from lame-stuff-senders ........ boing , i'm gonna
'dokata' this weekend ! my doku-friend mithrill ( of phalanx ) is also
going to drink about 20 beer bottles this evening ! yep , i'll have to go
to the a-market and buy a few bottles koskenkorva or vodka ! we have really
good taste : beer and koskenkorva or vodka ... i don't like whisky except at the
parties ...IV there are no good jokes or little stories
in my head just now .........S hey but here's predator's ( of teamx ) letter
! let's check this out ... hmmm ... quite old ... and so stupid game ...
hmmm ... letter ... hmmm ... so , fuckings this time to him !J vad ska vi gora nu
med den har liten scrollen routine which ar nu lite men vi ska inte hoppa pa
bordet nar vi stedar mina rummen !!!H hah hah hah haa !!! we don't like
swedish guys jumping round here ! only one crew i don't hate in sweden is ns
and fl ... they have quite a nice intros ...
  F      mezzie to hoffi of bloody
suckers : hi ! still reading ? we have now released this intro as you have
probably noticed , heh heh ! do ya like ?! yeah !!! hi guyz here is now a
competition for all of ya. if ya read thiz scrolly till the end you'll get
a special prize from us! futher information at the end of scrolly (not as
soon as you would expect)
!FQ zickzackzock 'n' fuck !!! soonS i'll leave thiz
gayboard to mithrill ( BzorbaFUS vaan ... ) and he's going to write thiz up to
35 kb !!!
yeah , all members of phalanx live in a little area soS , we can make little
meetings quite easy . for excample , cable has a quite big house with pigs
, ducks and cows ... it's just fine to have a party !! there's one thing
that aint so good ... and it is that awful , disgusting smell of
cable the turbocracker   oh , i'm sorry cable if we're blaming you but
not to worry !!! we're not going to kick you out at this moment ... hah hah
haaa !!! just kidding , we're going to kick you out !!! just kidding , we
have kicked you out  !!! hah hah haa !!! ei saa murjottaa !!! well cable ,
don't cry , we have not kicked you out ... please , ei saa murjottaa !!!
asiasta kolmanteen ...F is there any parties in finland before x-mas ?! if
not , keep a party !!! we'll be there !!! 
i'll leave this gayboard to mithrill ! so , bye from ass-scraper and
keep on reading ! we'll meet at our next intro which will be released
very soon after this little intro ! goodbye !!  I                       hey
but where's mithrill ?! have ya seen mithrill ??? no ? fuck , i'll have to
visit him tomorrow but now i'm going to write more shit before mithrill !!!
did you get my address clearly ? anyway , i'll repeat it :F skyscraper of
phalanx    ,    rinnekuja 2    ,    07230 monninkyla    ,    finland    ,
    call : 358-15-25493 and ask for janne !!!      I  i just raped one
ata-ri-st home-typewriter ... % % % % tomi mahla is the owner of
that reely stupid asshole machine ... he used to have a sharp mz-800
home-calculator before and now he has moved to s(hi)t ... (s)he has 0 contacts
and 1 disk which came with that ugly-home-typewriter !!! reely good swapper
and coder ! hah hah haaa !!! i think st is better that amiga !     you think
i'm crazy ?!!! no , i love st !!!
bloody-blade has also been here for a couple of minutes and wants to write
some special mezziez to his contacts so if ya're good enough , please wait a
minute because it's now my turn to write , not bloody-blade's ! i think all
finnish ( also others ! ) are bored to prices of stamps % . i use silicon and
finnish post doesn't see anything on my letters !! stupid post , eh ...L hei
mutta predator , laheta sinakin postimerkkini takaisin kuten muutkin !
ja se oli kasky ! yep ! do it or i'll come to kill you !!F
- a comment added a day after, i was just caught using fake stamps! big
thanx to a mag of post officers where waz an article about computer users
using fake stamps ! fuck the conspiracy of post officers _ _ _ . i'm still using
silicon but more carefully than before . and i won't put my "skyscraper"
on the letter any more . end of comment ......
  I oh my god , it's 19:10 and it's my bedtime ! my mother always shouts at me
if i'm not in bed after 19:30 ! shit , i have only a couple of minutes
to write this ... i know , i'll wait until my mother goes sleeping and then
i'll continue this with you !! hah hah ... anyway , don't close your eyes
yet because here's lot of text coming into your monitor tv ! Fwe're now
listening my favourite music : hard-heavy !!V i like most accept , death
angel , metallica , judas priest and saxon .S also cable is a real hard
heavy fan ! always he is listeningV metallica or motorhead while iS visit her
( ! )ok , him ! P ! nhtrjhgfjhgfjdutrdjutrjytrdjyttrea Fmy keyboard came crazy
! the reason is : blade % % % ^ ^ ^ came in !!! heip thiz iz % plate % 
if there is someone who will race with me then this is a message to you         my moped 
flies 90 kmh with 80cc and dellorto 22mm ..... mopo mopo mopo      lame predator
will come and kill 1. with his dick  2. with his lame stuff 3. with his jokes
4. with his killing gaze 5. with his face       predator, otappas sun sanakirja
esille     i changed my codename from blade to barbara blade .....i fuck 
anything  anywhere  anytime...    special mezzies coming :   ace, did you like
bedroom olympics     devil, like our first intro !! heheheeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeee
cockroach, thanx for really great stuff . what about putting this intro on
your flash disc ?  if someone has great muzak casettes from saxon , 
scorpions , judas priest or krokus contact me fast fast and fast      
Qpimpelipompeli , this waving is
making me cry ... it's because cable has done this wave-data-table ... yhyyyy ...
Snow i want to say something to finnish perverts and gays : Pjoo etta
myykaa mulle teidan vanhat pornolehtenne mulle , voin maksaa niista 20 mk
kipale , oli kunto mika hyvansa!   everybody send some porno-magazines to me
because i like to read 'em !!! ..... end of masturbation ....   hah hah !F
just kidding because barbara-blade is still here with more bullshit ! you still
have a dream ?!     Sif you are
female and you would like to fuck , then come here ... here is blade's
fucking service ... it's free ...
Fit's ass-raper-scraper writing again ... we're now
listening judas priest's ram it down !!!M rammit daun , rammit daun !!! 
..... yep , i'll have to practise for my
swedish-lesson ... so beware now ... jag hetar janne och jag bor i finland
men jag tycker inte om den dar bordet vad sager du ? ar du en lojliga pojke
?  SFnow it's tai-pannnnn's turn : hi !
now it's cable's turn : hi !   now it's my turn : fuck off !!!
elvis-blade has now gone home and i'm alone at the moment ...
i'm going to visit mithrill soon and i think he's waiting
for me and he'll cry if he won't see me today ... still dreamin' ?
dreams won't be bad dreams after reading this scroll-text . dreams
will be nightmares !!   SF do ya hate disco-music ? sometimes i nearly like it
! only house , rap and eurobeat is something i stand ! i have lots of
c-cassettes full of eurobeat and house-music and these cassettes are very
good music to listen to at parties !I i don't like the following artists :
madonna , alla bugatsova , sinitta and sabrina ( kivatU foxit !!!S )F .......
i'll have to say that only hard-heavy is something to listen to at my own
place right now and everybody in this city knows it !I my ghettoblaster is
shouting all the time and i have pumped up the volume to 24 ( max ! ) !!!
wonderful ! . . . . . . . .F i really think this scrolly is full of
purposeless text ... but don't worry , coz the most important
thing is that we're going to write the longest scroll-text ever made in
finland ( in the world ??! ) ... Fnow a little newsflash
! here's now 32977 bytes of text ! i told that mithrill will write this up
to 35kb but i think i'm going to write this up to 35kb by myself !that's
allready a new world record !
IVat last ....       the thing you'v been waiting for ....
mithrill (aplause!) FS...  howdy ! first of all i want to say that zorba
isn't my name is
mithrill.I(got it geypan and scyraper,m-i-t-h-r-i-l-l)F sorry about that,folks
but these so called humourists of our group really are something
exceptional.damn i feel sleepy IV(it's 2.37.30am beeb ... beeb ... beeb ...
bim) .SFi sure am glad about that that we ain't got any
Tfucking-sucker-shitbitSch-exams today.i hate exams.i also hate little-sisters
they are really dummy-dummy-bastards,or what would you think,if someone woke
you up by hitting your head with crocketmallet.that's really nasty ,and
feels kinda confusing(that i guarantee).oh PTshjlkfghlfdu7re54uytjhgrsbfdS ...F
hey what happened ? shit!i'v been sleeping on my keyboard .what time is it?
holy cow!if my eyes aren't cheating me it's 8.10.sorry folks i just don't
have time for chit-chat-bullshit right now.gotta go.see you in our next
intro S.till that ...
suck wind (har har har har har har).
   VE now about that competition : if you have really read this far send this
code to ass with your address and we'll mail the prize for ya. get a pencil
and paper or toilet or whatever you use and write the code down. the code is
: BT pieru haisee       !!!!S F ok,no waving this time :B      pieru haisee !!!!  andF send it fast !
well , we'll have to say goodbye now ... wait until we release our next intro
! tai-pan promised that his intro will be ready next monday , but i don't
believe him ... but who knows ... anyway , thanks for your powerplay !
  and we'll restart now ......... Vsigned , skyscraper and cable 9.10.1988
... bye !!!!!                     
      oh shit ... here's only 34kb of shit ... i'll began now real
'shit' to fill 35kb ... yeah , thiz is a journey into
the hell P U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!              fuck fuck fuck !!!          FS now special message
to predator in finnish ofcourse ... haista ukko paska , olet tyhmin ja
idioottimaisin idiootti jonka tunnen . olen siis skyscraper jos haluat
edelleen yrittaa lahjoa minua etta tulisin tiim-aksaan saatanan perkele ....
special message to all cheap-disk-sellers : sell us disk or die U
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S                and now we let one of our friend to
write some shit in sweeeeeeediisks       okej  here is the sweedish boy  fran 
monnby hej pa dig.... jag ar suomenruotsalainen och ruotsinsuomalainen i samma
person........................okkidokki here comes some negrojokes in sweedish du vad gud sa nar en neger foddes???????????????oh,shit
den blev brand........ha...ha....ha....pillu....pillu....pillllluuuuuuu.......
kun ej oooo skandeja........tiedatteko mita..h v..tarkoittaa......ette........
no sehan tarkoittaa hyva veli tietysti       pimpelipompelipimpelipompeli
     okey here's another negro joke   but this time in english        do you
know what's the difference between a bucket full of shit and a
it's the bucket ofcourse          here comes opetusohjelma suomalaisille     
fitta - voita....kuk - matto....voi vittu joulupukki palaa - smorfitta julbocken
brinner....terve - far i fittan....nakemiin - kyss reven....end of the lesson   
   end of scrolltext    ha,haa fooled you    kenella on hyva joke     
tiedatteko mita spitaalinen sano kun oli naimasssa       siella on ja pysyy!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! \ \ \ \  mita spitaalinen sano kaupassa      onks teilla irtomunia
!!!!!!!!!! \ \ \ \ tiedattekse mita koittui spitaalismaapallojoukkueen kohtaloksi
??????????  no kuin valmentaja sanoi: irroitellaampa lihaksia  % % % % %   !!!!
!!!!olipa kerran vaikka ei ollutkaan !!!!!!!!!!!  tyhma juttu  !!!!!!! pikku-kalle
 oli kaynnyt kaupassa,ja paluumatkalla han jai bussin alle   kuski kysy sitten
 etta miten meni    kalle vastasi:hyvin han tassa meni   kurkku meni poikki ja
maksa lensi pellolle......taas tyhma juttu \ \  \ \.......mika vilkkuu punaisena 
ja ruskeena   negro joka vetaa handuun.......& & & & & saatanan saatana it's skyscraper
back ..... fuck you asshole .... younet meni ...... vittu .... it's enough
for me ........... we'll stop now and remember our competition !!!!!!!!!
so , bye for now from arse-scraper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
end of masturb...... transmission ...................... end of scroll .....
end of shit ............end of bullshit .......... fuck you !!!!!!!!!!!! 
                      restarting .......... you son of a bitch !!!!!!!!!!