PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO USE THE WHOLE SCREEN FOR THE LITTLE EFFECT... PARANOID PRESENT A NEW PRODUCTION CALLED -- THE VERY FIRST -- LETS BEGIN WITH THE CREDITS... THE CODING WAS DONE BY SOKRATES THE MEGADEATHFONT WAS DESIGNED BY ARONAL THE LITTLE LOGO WAS PAINTED BY A FRIEND OF MINE: PACUS THE COOL SOUND WAS COMPOSED BY TYRELL OF CHROME FOR ADDONIC... END OF CREDITS! WE ARE HERE ON THE MEETING BETWEEN PARANOID AND TRACE. IT WAS A VERY LITTLE MEETING, BUT FUNNY!! BUT BEFORE WE WILL WRITE BYTES OF BIG BULLSHIT WE WILL TYPE SOME GREETINGS (OOPPS, I FORGOT: NOW SOKRATES OF PARANOID IS SPEAKING)... BUT BEFORE THAT I WANTED TO WRITE OUR CONTACT ADRESSES... TO GET IN TOUCH WITH PARANOID WRITE TO: FFZ OF PARANOID NO NAME! PLK 187726 E W-3380 GOSLAR GERMANY OR TO: ELMEX AND ARONAL OF PARANOID NO NAME! PLK 325204 F W-3300 BRAUNSCHWEIG GERMANY... IF YOU WANT TO WRITE ME FOR ANY REASON (NO SWAPPING!) THEN WRITE TO: SOKRATES OF PARANOID NO NAME! PLK 187580 E W-3380 GOSLAR GERMANY... ENOUGH ADRESSES! BUT BEFORE I BEGIN WITH THE GREETZ I WILL TYPE THE COMPLET PARANOID-MEMBERLIST... O.K. THE ONLY PARANOID MEMBERS ARE: ARONAL -- COLGATE -- DR. BAKTERIUS -- ELMEX -- FFZ -- INSPECTOR GADGET -- LUNA -- SENSODYNE -- SHARKY -- SOKRATES -- SPENCER -- THE VIRUS... AND NOW THE GREETINGS AND MESSAGES ARE COMING UP... LETS START WITH A MESSAGE FROM ELMEX TO PARAGON (HEY JENS, WHATS UP WITH THE AMIGAEXPO?!) AND NOW THE CEBIT GREETINGS! THEY ARE FLYING TO: YANKEE OF APEX (NICE TO MEET YOU) -- COCAINE OF SPREADPOINT -- ELICMA -- PARTNERS IN CRIME PLEASE WRITE VERY QUICK TO MY PLK!) -- EXULT -- UNITED FORCES... AND TO ALL OTHER I SPOKE WITH! SO AND NOW I SEND SPECIAL GREETINGS TO SOME FRIENDS: ALL MEMBERS OF PARANOID (HEY LUNA, MORE ACTION ON TELEPHONE! ARONAL, YOU ARE A COOL GUY! YOHO ELMEX! SO SIEHT ALSO DER ELMEX AUS! DAS WAR JA EIN SCHOCK! NIE IM LEBEN HAETTE ICH MIR DICH SO VORGESTELLT! BIST DU SICHER, DASS DU NICHT SCHON 25 BIST?) -- AVALON OF UNITED FORCES (THANX FOR ALL!!) -- STEFAN OF BLACK BIRDS OF TRACE (BIS ZUM NAECHSTEN TRAINING) -- TRACE (ALWAYS COOL STUFF) -- PACUS (THANX FOR THE LOGOS) -- ARAGON (STAY COOL MAN)... PARANOID SEND GREETINGS TO FOLLOWING GROUPS (SORRY FOR NO ORDER, BUT ITS 0:42 OCLOCK AND I AM VERY TIRED): ANARCHY -- SANITY -- VENOM -- MEXX -- PRONG -- PARAGON -- BRAINSTORM -- DENON + LSD -- GRACE -- MYSTIC ARTS -- ADEPT -- ENDLESS PIRACY -- TRAVELLERS... THATS ALL GROUPS I REMEMBER, SO SORRY IF I FORGOT SOMEBODY, BUT I DID NOT HAVE ANY KIND OF A CONTACT-LIST! IT WAS 5:36 OCLOCK AM AND I AM VERY TIRED, SO I MAKE A LITTLE PAUSE AND GIVE THE KEYS TO BUNGLER OF TRACE.... OOPS, I HOPE THAT I WILL FIND THE KEYS, I AM JUST A LITTLE DRUNKEN AND I RETURNED THE FOOD TO THE BOTTOM JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO.... QUESTOR IS ANGRY COZE I MADE HIS TOILET A BIT DIRTY....A BIT TOO MUCH....... (EY VOLL VOLLGEKOTZT, EY)... MHHH SOKRATES, CODED THIS INTRO TILL NOW AND SO THE KEYS ARE JUST WARM.. THE MACHINE GETS SMOKY.. IT SEEMS TO BE STUPID TO TELL, BUT WE ARE JUST WATCHING CONAN THE BARBARIAN ... WELL, NOW WE HAVE A COMMERCIAL BREAK.. SHIT - FUCK OFF... HEY GUYS HERE IS QUESTOR OF TRACE WRITTNG SOME LETTERS TO YOU !! I AM ANGRY ABOUT BUNGLER ! I AM VERY VERY ANGRY !! I AM JUST BACK FROM THE KLO WHERE BUNGLER HAS HINGEKOTZT -- SO NE SCHEISSE ! AND I MUST CLEAN THE ROOM - IN THIS MOMENT I AM WIEDER FIT ! WOLLN BISSCHEN VIEL GESOFFEN ! BLOSS SOKRATES DIESER ANTI ALKY SAUFER JETZT NE KEULE VORS ROHR JAJA !!! ABER THE NEXT TIME SAUFEN WIR BEI BUNGLER UND DANN KOTZ ICH IHM DIE BUDE VOLL !!(HIHIHI)!!! SPECIAL GREETS AN ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF TRACE AND WARMEST REGARDS TO VENTOR.... SOKRATES IS BACK!!! I HOPE VERY MUCH YOU LIKE MY INTRO!!! IN MY OPINION IS THE INTRO NOT BAD FOR A FIRST TRY! BUT NOW THE END IS VERY NEAR. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: FRIENDSHIP IS THE FUTURE!!! BUT NOW IS FINISH, I MUST INSERT THE SONG, AND THEN I MUST CRUNCH THIS VERY LONG INTRO! A VERY SPECIAL THANKS GOES TO STEFFEN! SCROLLER RESTARTS.....................END...........CIAO.............................KONIEC..............WRAP I SIGN OFF.............