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                               ppppppp *  HELLO FELLOW!!  *pfp           THIS IS THE FIRST AMAAAZING DEMO FROM PARADOX!             HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY WATCHING IT AS MUCH AS WE DID MAKING IT.    WELL, THIS IS FAB WRITING, AND I JUST WANNA SAY THAT MY PERSONAL GREETINGS ARE POPPING UP IN THIS SCROLLY IN JUST A FEW MINUTES... IF YOU STILL HAVEN"T TRIED OUR GAMES, THEN USE @ CONTROLLED BY THE MOUSE, TO SHOOT THE RAT (RIGHT BUTTON!) , AND TWIST \ TO DRINK THE ; (MILK??) . EVERYTIME PLAYER ONE  SHOOTS THE RAT, IT GETS HARDER FOR PLAYER TWO TO DRINK!!!                                CREDITS TIME:       CHIVALROUS CODE   JPppp          MUTANT MUSIC     FABpp           GROOVY GRAPHICS  FABpp           NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN ANY OF THE NAMES, PERSONS OR INSTITUTIONS IN THIS DEMO WITH THOSE OF ANY LIVING OR DEAD PERSON OR INSTITUTION IS INTENDED, AND ANY SIMILARITY WHICH MAY EXIST IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. THIS PERIODICIAL MAY NOT BE SPREADED SUBJECT TO THE CONDITION THAT IT WILL NOT BE COPIED WITH ANY PARTS OF ITS CODING,GRAPHICS,MUSIC OR MARKETING REMOVED,NOR IN A MUTILATED CONDITION.       HO HUM, DID YOU GET THAT??                      PERSONAL HELLOS FROM FAB TO THESE NICE GUYS..                          ALL OF PARADOX (LETS GET GOING!)        MADS SKOV OF KVICKLY (YOUR NICKNAME SHOULD BE "BUY AND SELL"! GET RID OF JILL, WILL YOU?)         STATIC OF PARADOX (IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY...)       THOM OF NOTHING (WHEN IS DAN COMING OVER?)        MIDNIGHT MANIAC AND MAYDAY OF PARADOX (THANXX FOR ALL THE STUFF, GUYS!)         MERLIN (ONE DAY I WILL LOCK YOU UP!)       ARCANE (IM GLAD THAT IT WAS ALL JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING.  HELLO TO BENT!!)             LEGION (SORRY FOR THAT SIGN BUSINESS)        MADS STORM (STILL LIVING 24 HOURS DOWN IN THAT DARK BASEMENT, HUH?)         RAZ OF..  EHH...  (CALL ME, WE WILL PAAARTIIEEE!!)         GUNNAR WILLE (THANXX FOR CREATING ME!)          JAKE OF REBELS (YOU PORNO-JAKE!  YOU LOOK SO DAMN SWEDISH WITH THAT HAIR! YOU WILL BE EXECUTED!)       CMR OF LEVEL 4 (THANXX FOR INTERVIEWING ME) ALSO HELLO TO REST OF REBELS - MARTIN PEDERSEN (STRANGE FELLOW) - VISION FACTORY - SLAYER OF SCOOPEX FINLAND - COKE OF RED SECTOR - TGR OF PARANOIMIA - ECS OF CRUSADERS - PATRICK FRUTIER - FREE ACCES (THIERRY) - AND THOSE I"VE FORGOT (IM IN A HURRY) PLUS ALL THEM PEOPLE WHO MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH HAPPY!!                           ...AND HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE WORD "CRACKING" REALLY MEANS?        HERES THE FACT:    CRACKING: CHEMICAL PROCES (PYROLYSIS) WHERE FRACTIONS OF EARTHOIL, AND, FOR EXAMPLE WASTEOIL, ARE HEATENED TO 400 - 700 CELCIUS DEGREES TOGETHER WITH DIFFERENT CATALYSATORS; AND THUS CREATING LOWER ALCANS (GASOLIN) AND ALCANS OF VALUE FOR CHEMICAL INDUSTRY.      SO THERE! WHO SAID I DIDN"T GETTAN "A" IN PHYSICS, HUH?         IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT MUTANT FROG PRODUCTIONS, THEN YOU CAN ALLWAYS JUST $% ME (FAB) AT THIS NUMBER: *   DK+ 42282227   *pp  MY REAL NAME IS FREDERIK. REMEMBER, NO ILLEGAL CALLS (OK, MAYBE A FEW), JUST DEMOS AND SAMPLE SWAPPING, OR IF YOU WANT TO CHAT (PHONEFREAKS!!!)...     &    I SAW THAT BAD TASTE & & WAS ON THE "WORST MOVIE" SIDE IN CRUSADERS EUROCHART! I GOT VERY UPSET.  ITS THE BEST FILM EVER SEEN ON THE F**KNG FACE OF EARTH!!!     COME ON! VOTE IT AS BEST FILM!!        HEY WALKMAN OF IT!!   CONTACT ME PLEASE!!!        = = = = = = = = =            SOON I HAVE TO WRITE THE GREETINGS SCROLLY. I CAN"T SAY THAT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!! WELL, I ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE & , SO I AM THINKING OF TAKING A SHOWER..    OH, HOW COULD I FORGET?  MEGA MULTI FUCKINGS TO JAKE OF REBELS!!   AH, YOU LITTLE PATHETIC LAMER! YOU ARE STINKING ALL THE WAY FROM GREVE TO FREDENSBORG!!   I CAN SMELL YOUR LONG DIRTY HAIR!!   WATCH OUT FOR JAKOB HAR FREGNER PART TWO.  (FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT KNOW, THIS IS ONE OF THEM "HARMLESS" WARS. ACTUALLY I SWAP WITH JAKE, BUT SOON I WILL KILL HIM!!!).       WELL, NOW I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, YOU CAN READ THE GREETINGS IF YOU PRESS THE LEFT MOUSEBUTTON.        SO ENJOY....                              AARH, KASKADER!!  ppp                ppppppp                                                                    e                                 pppppp         THE DRUNK DESERT DEMOp    BY MUTANT FROG PRODUCTIONS 1990p                 BLURP!p    TWIST JOYSTICK TO SUCK THE BEER,p       AND USE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTONp          TO KILL THE RAT...p      EVERYTIME THE RAT GETS SHOT,pIT WILL BE HARDER FOR THE MAN TO DRINK!!p              SMART, EH??pPRESS LEFT BUTTON FOR GREETINGS SCROLL!!p                RUELPS!p           I NEED SOME FOOD..p     I JUST CALLED JP.HE IS DRUNK.p          IT IS 15.30 OCLOCK.p         JP IS AN ALCOHOLIC!!!!p              BYE FOR NOW!p              RAZZMATAZZ!!p                pe             GIGA GIANT GRENADA GONGO GREETINGS GOES WITHOUT ORDER FROM PARADOX TO THE ELITE . . .            QUARTEX        PARANOIMIA        VISION FACTORY        DEFJAM CCS AND ACC         FAIRLIGHT        RED SECTOR            SCOOPEX          MIRRAGE         ORACLE        TRISTAR         SUBWAY         TARKUS TEAM        ECLIPSE               AND ALL THE OTHERS . . .      MIDNIGHT MANIAC WANTS TO SEND OUT SOME HIP HELLOS TO ALL HIS FRIENDS AND CONTACTS . . .            TEXT RESTARTS . . .                               eTEXTEND



fpCOPYRIGHT 1990 MUTANT FROG PROD.opALL RIGHTS RESERVED.opRELEASE 9.4opppoo  PARADOX ARE HAPPY TO PRESENTop        A NEW PRODUCTIONop  FROM MUTANT FROG PRODUCTIONSoop             CALLEDoopppfoooooo     THE DRUNK DESERT DEMOooooooppppfCREDITSoopCODING BY ................... JPoppGRAPHICS AND MUSIC BY ...... FABoppoopHELLO TO EVERYBODY, AND REMEMBERoTO READ THE GREETINGS SCROLLY...ooooopppKASKADER...fooooooooooooSYNTAX ERRORoREADY.opppeProgEnd