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PARADISE-MINIDEMO - RELEASED ON 12.12.1989 ! SPREAD THE DEMO - NOT THE RIPPS !!!
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PARADISE PRESENTS THEIR FIRST OFFICIAL MINI-DEMO THIS DEMO WAS NOT RELEASED AT THE BAMIGA SECTOR ONE COPY-PARTY BECAUSE THE POLICE DISTURBED OUR ACTIONS IN DEMOCODING !!! FINALLY WE RELEASED IT ON THE 12TH OF DECEMBER 1989 BEFORE STARTING WITH THE SCROLLER WE WANT TO INTRODUCE OUR MEMBERS >CODING< LORD C.M.P LORD C.M.P ZARON ZARON DON DON SNATCH BIT SNATCH BIT >GRAPHICS< THE SNARL THE SNARL XEROX XEROX >MUSICS< NOOGIE NOOGIE MATT MATT TOM TOM >HARDWARE< KOPERNIKUS KOPERNIKUS BY THE WAY THIS DEMO WAS CODED BY ZARON ALL GRAPHIX DRAWN BY THE INCREDIBLE SNARL THE COOL SOUND WAS MADE BY MATT UI UI UI ICH HABE JETZT ENDLOS BOCK AUF NEN SCROLLY IN GERMAN... NATUERLICH SAGE ICH EUCH NICHT, WER DIESEN MUELL HIER SCHREIBT. DAS MUESST IHR SCHON RATEN... ...ICH ERZAEHL EUCH NUN EINEN GEILEN WITZ... WIE FAENGT MAN EIN KANINCHEN ??? ANTWORT: MAN VERSTECKT SICH HINTER EINEM BAUM UND AHMT DEN BRUNPFTRUF EINER MOEHRE NACH !!! BANANE... ICH GLAUBE IHR WISST WARUM ICH MEINEN NAMEN NICHT NENNEN KANN... UND SO SOLL ES BLEIBEN... ICH GEBE DAS HYPER-MEGA-GIGA-TURBO-TETRA-FUNGI-SALAMI-LAMBORGHINI-MANNA-ASCONA-C64-ZUSE Z1-VC20-FERRARI-MAD-WERNER WERNERSON-LIMES-MIDGARD-FREDDI KRUEGER-SWATCH-SONY-FUNNY FRISCH-COKE-PEPSI-POSSO BOX-TRABBI GEILE KEYBOARD TO... NEEEEEIIIIINNNN ICH SAGE EUCH MEINEN NAMEN NICHT........WEIL, BESSER IS DAS BYE....BYE HELLO FREAKS I HAVE TO INTERRUPT MY FRIEND WHO IS NAMED ??? BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU ARE WAITING FOR A COOL STICKER (THE BEST!!!) WATCH OUT FOR OUR MEGA GIGA HYPER-STICKER, WHICH WILL BE PUBLISHED IN THE NEXT WEEKS BUT BEFORE I AM GOING ON TO WRITE SUCH A SHIT AS THE OTHER GUYS I GIVE THE KEYBOARD TO OUR LORDSCHAFT......GRUEZI..AND...GOOD...BYE!!! TAETAERETAEEEEEE ... MACHT PLATZ FUER IHRE LORDSCHAFT LORD CRO-MAGNON OF PHAETHON !!! HMMMMHMMMM ........ (RAEUSPER!) ...... ROECHEL ROECHEL ..... (SHIT - NO WICKBLAU ????) .............. GOD HAS CHOSEN ME TO GIVE YOU THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR LAMERS ..... AS YOU ARE ONE .... 1. YOU HAVE TO BUY THE LATEST (LAMEST) STUFF FROM QUARK OR PARAMORAL 2. YOU MUST KISS EVERY PROFESSIONAL CRACKER THE FEETS 3. TO SWAP THE BEST STUFF, CONTACT GRAFENREUTH - BECAUSE OF HIS VERY SUCCESSFUL HUNTING HE IS FASTER THAN QUARK !!!! 4. DO NOT DISTURBE COPY-PARTIES (LIKE MUELL!) 5. SEARCH FOR 100.000 MEMMEN LIKE BETAFLIGHT 6. COPY ONLY DISKS WITH A LAMER ON ITS FIRST TRACKS 7. BUY AN ATARI ST FOR CONTROLLING YOUR TOASTER 8. RECRACK YOUR OLDEST GAMES FOR BEING MORE AS LAME !!! 9. ................. SHIT THE TOMB IS BROKEN NO PLACE FOR MORE ORDERS .............. WELL, MY TASK IS NOW OVER GOOD BYE, AND AUSWEICH JEDEM LAMER !!!! ...................
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o.k. - witzfiguren, this is another part of our mini-demo coded by ihrer lordschaft lord cro-magnon of phaethon (phaethon does not stand for a further group !!!) welllllll, this intro is not the best, i know, but it has a detail which is not used very often... i mean that the figures, built from the lines are calculated fortuitously - that means that you will never see the same movie !!! (also if you run the intro twice or more !!!) before i'm going to tell you more, referent matt wants to read you the bible ...... you all sinners, lousy, silly sinner to find the right way to clean up your soul send me a birthday present (har har har) but after writing so many bytes i am running out of inspirations let me think about some words to tell you let's tell you something about the upcomming paradise-party next year it will be the ultimate copy-party for the next ten years more police actions more power failures more lamer and the best stuff you can get at this moment (e.g fish disks 1423 - 4325 and faug 564 - 2743) as you can see we have all what a good software pirate needs the latest pd stuff but now let's xerox say some words ....... MAEDELS UND JUNGS NUN MAL EIN PAAR WORTE IN DEUTSCH.....WISST IHR WAS, WENN ICH noch mehr scrolltext schreibe wird unser mini-demo heute niemals fertig!!! also bye..bye halt! hier sind noch ein paar freaks die noch was schreiben wollen............. oh gott oh gott... ich muss schon wieder einen scrolltext schreiben... ich glaube ihr koennt euch gar nicht vorstellen, wie schwer das ist.......deshalb mache ich jetzt schluss... gute nacht und das licht aus gemacht.... halt, halt, jungs ! so kann das doch nicht mit uns weitergehen, wenn jeder meint, er kann nur 10 bytes scroll-text schreiben ... oder doch ? ne ne !!! so now lord c.m.p will continue to write the boring scroller. ich habe mir auch eine ganze halbe stunde (!!!) zeit genommen -- extra fuer euch --- jahhhh, bin ich nicht lieb ??? more ist not drin !!! because i have to protect this megademo soon !!! aber ich werde euch nicht verraten, das der loader ab track 134 steht, 3k lang ist, mit eor.l #$f7f7f7f7 codiert ist und das ganze mit original trackdisk-devicelaeuft !!! scheisse, jetzt habe ich mich schon wieder verplappert .... (zum glueck wissen die noch nicht, das der loader gleich hinter dem stack ab adresse 7c000 liegt !!!) so werde ich mich nun daran begeben, das leben den lamern so schwer wie moeglich zu machen - mittels clr.l 4.w !!!
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This is DON with another offer for this Mini-Demo.... Credits... the code was done by -DON- the logo was pixeled by -The SNARL- and the music was composed by -Coldcut- ........The greetings... Our special thanks and hellos go to the following groups and solos... The Non-Stop-Cracker -- Phil -- Tristar -- Vision Factory -- Black Monks -- Alpha Flight -- System Z -- Threat -- Apology -- D-Tect -- The Band -- Dutchcrack -- Powerslaves -- Future Light -- Exec -- ACC -- Critters -- Digitech -- Channel One Of Sunlight -- Iceman -- Taros -- Red Sector -- Venom -- The Magical Force -- TWG -- E and L -- The Lord -- Shockwave -- Maddin -- Paramount -- Vision -- Music Steve -- Scanners -- Bruster -- Spreadpoint -- Belgian Brains -- Brainstorm and of course to you in front of the screen..........If you want to contact -PARADISE- feel free and write to... PLK 056909 A 5840 Schwerte 1 and of course in West-Germany........Ok that may do for this time....see you in the next part bye bye ...................................................................................................................................................
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p a r a d i s e is proud to present ..... high-resolution all coding done by ..... lord cro-magnon of phaethon !!!! logo / font pixeled by ..... the snarl music composed by ..... noogie thanks must also go to: > joe of scoopex < > tristar < > esteban of d.o.c < and > hurrican < for their great bobs !!! releasing date: the 12 december 1989 well freaks, i have the hounour to be the first member of our great (not big !!!) group to attack you with my bad english ! (hehehe !) you must know me as the coder of t.g.h (the galaxy hitchhikers - the little two-men-crew formed by noogie and me (lord c.m.p) !!!) i made this demo, because i want to make something marvellous .... after my first bob-demo (this with the animated earths (what an ugly code i made there ...)) i decided to develop a new great bob-routine, which will be as good as the bob-demo of chris (mad monks partydemo !!!) meanwhile i have bought a megabyte so that i am now a proud owner of one megabyte. the first thing i made then, was to load d-paint and choose the 640*512 pixel graphic-mode with 16 colors !!! i had much fun in making faxen ... and after loading some fonts to observe the quality of high-res i took a brush and moved it around the screen. it was really great !!! and so i have decided to code a high-resolution-bob-demo which you are watching now with opened mouth (i hope ...) the quality is very good as you can see in the bobs (less than no flicker-flacker !!!) in the first time, the maxima of bobs was too less for a good bob-demo, so i have to solve some problems with some tricks (but without animations !!!) the solution was this ... no world-record, i know, but my aim was not to print 200 bobs ! noooo, i want only to make a fine bob-demo. but by the way, i found a way to print more bobs, but i am too lazy (or have i too less time ???) to make it. (perhabs later ... ) between this story i send a message to carsten: hey alter junge, melde dich bitte mal wieder bei mir, und schick mir die versprochene megademo !!! well after this demo, i must continue to code our very great soundtracker module-player called > sound-system < !!! which will appear soon .... and of course i have to code the boot-rom for our kickstart-loader for the 500/2000 ... ja, ihr habt richtig geschielt - paradise hat sie entwickelt ... die kickstart-ladeplatine fuer eueren amiga und nicht für 490 dm wie sie in einigen geschaeften angeboten wird, nein,nein, nur fuer ca. 80 dm !!!! (der end-preis steht noch nicht fest !!!) natuerlich kommen noch die 256 k-ram zu, aber das ist nicht der redewert, vielleicht 100 bis 200 dm !!!) mit im grund-preis enthalten ist das boot-rom (mit eingebautem ham-picture !!!), umfangreiches menue, passwort (bitte bei der bestellung angeben !!!), chip-mem save funktion for ripping all pictures and sounds in noch so geschuetzten games (hehehe !!) tja, das wars leider auch schon ! for more informations, contact us !!!!!! well, i will end here for a while, to give the others a chance, too, to write their shit !!! ihre lordschaft zieht sich nun zurück ..... bonsai freaks and again it's......................... eh what means 'again' ? let's start one more ! hello omi ................ ok that wasn't the real stuff ! let's have another try (hope the last) - ladies and gentlemen paradise is proud to present matt's scroll - good introduction,eh - this little small talk line was written on friday the 13th by jason's and freddy krueger's reincarnation - in one word mein name ist hase,ich weiss bescheid !!! ok let's come to some serious stuff ... some messages : 1.greg and mike of old wanderers: hey mike what's going on in the army (hehe) hope to see you next time 2.mr cursor/rsi: i hope you can remember me some years ago my handle was mad butcher... new group new handle !!! hope to see a new demo or intro for rsi soon ! 3.no.1 of supreme: hope i hear something from your party in frankfurt if there is still one coming up soon. greetings from zaron, too 4.dynamics/ex beastie boys: ever heard from moskwa tv ? why ???? cause he is keeping the legend alive ............. with stolen routines from other demos !!! 5.meine oma: hallo omiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and now we present the hero of the month: coldcut (you know him as hip hop of thrust) for selling his computer !!!! and now let's have a break o.k, see you soon in one of our next productions !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -bye-