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oh no!! f another lame intro made by red thread !!!! still without music and now it,s even lamerer than the last one !!! har har tricked you !!!! not enough ??? okay you asked for it .... neat ha ? but ... why there reads panzerfaust f if it is red thread,s intro ??? there is a simple reason for that : it,s not red thread,s own intro ,coz red thread has joined to panzerfaust ... yeah! our first assignment for panzerfaust was this intro. hope this is better than average ... ? credits for this intro goes to : CcodingC f RrodadorR f all graphics (except stars?) DDD dragonmind f DDD music (the grrreat one!!) by: jupe f ........... noah!!! typer has changed and this is R now writing this part of red thread,s scrolly. i must say i,m quite proud (??) of this creation which is my second production and i have now been practising amiga and C about one month.... sorry! i stop for a moment and let gandalf say something (i must go eating now so see you later!)...... yupp it,s gandalf writing! i must say i,m proud to be a member of this crew in spite of the fact that i can,t do almost anything now because my machine is broken. if someone haven,t seen our first intro he would probably want to know the members of the red thread f RrodadorR DdragonmindD and gandalf (that,s me) ... by the way i,m sorry there is no special character made for me but it will be added in the next intro (i hope) ... well our little drago will probably want to write something won,t you??! no ? i don,t force you to! DDD reminded me of the addresses. the most important thing and i almost forgot it! get your pencil,s ready ,coz here they come! (there will be more later on!) 3 - dragonmind - r.katajamaki - kokonkatu - 11120 rmk - finland (of course!) phone: 914-37222 (ask riku) or write here: gandalf - a.seuranen - hiihtomajantie - 11120 rmk - finland phone: 914-30380 (ask aki) fas i said there are more addresses later in this scroll ... so beware and be awake! handing over to little drago (pay attention to word ,little,!!! ª zagadagaccxx.... f hey man! i ain,t little ! i,m big i,m evil and i,m real mean lookin,!!! you got that !!? (nope ! gandalf,s remark) ... i,d better cool down. there,s too much adrenaline in my blood... well i think i have cooled down enough... yeah! let,s make this scrolly a little more interesting (and harder to read) ÿ okay now you have to make up what i,m saying... it is a little bit too fast innit ????..... understood? f you did??? well... you are rewarded red thread reader of the year special prize !! contact us to see what you have just won !!! if you didn,t just call us and we give you second best prize !!! okay you! wait there! we have to go look ,mac gyver, (the only tv series you can watch on finnish tv!) ... an hour later ... moahh!! back on business! now we,re filled with some new (milk?) energy! after that milk-drinking dragonmind really is a big! a huge if you ask me (gandalf)! yepp ..... it,s gandalf again ,coz drago didn,t find anything to write ... i,m going to tell ya a sad thing ... the only greez go to network 23 which we forgot last time. now i,m going to tell ya a story which happened a week ago. some of my friends pick me up for a spin (one guy had just received his driver,s licence). anyway we left to town to meet the others (there,s more traffic in the weekend nights than in the weekdays). and what did we saw after a while??! ... two magnificent looking girls!!! and what did we do??! a stupid question ... of course we started to chase them! ... a half hour later ... we were still chasing them! we were almost giving up when they finally realized to drive to a parking lot! of course we went close to check them out!!! and what did we find??? ... a couple of hookers! you should have seen them! i have ever seen anyone wearing as much make-up as they did! still we asked them ... well you know ... but they refused. it almost was a relief! do you guess what did they say? they said they were waiting for someone. smart girls but still hookers! that,s all ,bout those babe,s! ÿ aaarrgghhhh f oh shit! sorry for that ... i,m going grazy with this nut-head writing program!!! dragonmind!!! would you mind coming here to write something??? c,mon dragonmind! i admit that you are evil ...you come to type??!!! i know you will!!! ..... okay you wanted me to write ! then i will ... you might not like what you are gonna see but that ain,t my fault !!! damn ! i can,t think of anything sensible to write! so this scrolly is gettin, really nuts !!! jhdsgfaiuseehkjhdfmng was that crazy enough?? it should be !!! guess what is the worst thing in finland ??? russians are lurkin, behind the border !!! yes ! russians to hell ! why russians have so much money ??? they have nothing to buy !!!! real lame land ! no it isn,t a land. it is a living hell ! have you ever seen a russian calculator ??? oh yes they have calculators (if you can call those maxi sized steam machines a calculator) but the ,machines, can only add or subtract !! that,s all for russians. i move on to some nicer subject .... school !!! ou jes! what would be better place than school ! isn,t it just wonderful to get up every morning at 7:00 a.m. and meet all your lovely teachers. what would one do without school ??? i only ask ! it is wonderful to spend all one,s time doing homeworks all evening after you have come from school. yeah! i don,t know any better place than school to go!!! study hard and you will be rewarded !! enjoy your schooldays ,cause they are numbered !! keep that in mind !!! i,m gonna quit now! if RR rodador RR still has something to say. it must happen now!!! DDDDDDDD bye bye !!! DDDDDDDDD . . . . . . . . Ì split split !!!!! woah! it,s R again and trying to write some text. fi wonder if you are still there? anyway i had a long lunch. it took about 32 hours!!!! between those hours fit many things. for example i visited panzerfaust,s hq here in riihimaki. i showed a demo-version of this intro to them..... they liked it (i hope!!!). i must say that don,t mind this intro is so simple ,coz i,m still quite lame in C ! but trying hard to get better (one month isn,t a long time is it???). but now into business. if you think you can contact me for swapping some sources (i don,t have any????) and some tips about C. so! here comes my address: "jouni korhonen - hiihtomajantie - 11120 riihimaki - finland fallright!! i,ll stop now and let you start to read this scrolly again! so see you in some other time in some other intro (or even in demo?)........ phew!!! i managed to save this scrolly of fuckings! (i don,t like ,em) .......... and then one little wise thing to the end: don,t spread too many farts to the world (too much pollution anyway!). . . . . . . . . . Ì. . . . . end of text Ì hiaayeeeaa... fpanzerfaust f presents their first intro. the first?? yeah! really the first. release date 1.5.1989 our hq is in riihimaki, in finland. to contact see later... this is jupe (boss) speaking. it,s really greaaat to present you thiz!good work R rodador R (coder) !!! great fonts are done by -dragonmind- and muzac is done by me (jupe). you can use fonts and muzac in your intros or collections. Dbut ya must tell that them are done by us. (done by -panzerfaust- ) you hear that!?! ªand now the best special golden greeeeeeeetzs: ... w101 the maltase hackers - amiga force - amigalords - amigavision - D atomic-unitrax - favalanche - darkside - d.r.i - errors - extreme - eye of impulse - finnish bit wizard - first wave f- frodo - genesis - fh.a.c - hitect and ydex of mirage int. - hurricane - ids crew - insanity - D italian bad boys - level 4 of alphaflight - fmiami byte co. - mio - network 23 of sunriders worldwide - noble star - D odyssey - f phalanx - powermix - sargon - the demon - the dukes of hell - the red amigos - the science frontiers - the scotland yard - the superior - the unborn group and abraxas - trash - wizzcat fand all others we have forgotten!!! contact us! f - new members and contacts wanted. - take a pen and paper (or write to desk with your stiletto)! headquarter: (swappers too) 3 jupe viertolantie 15 - sf-11120 riihimaki - finland f 1st swapper: warlock 3panzerfaust - tellervonpolku 7 - sf-11120 riihimaki - finland f that,s it. and now let,s start talking pure shit î no f bullshit!!! thiz time yo won,t see our memberlist but some i must say: ... ª - fang - f he lives here in rixu-city (small fuckin, town). and does all kinds of not important works !?! ...... and then I (jupe): some graphics - muzac - swapping and i,m learning to code (with asm of coz). and i,m leader of Ýpanzerfaust f ... then of coz - warlock - swapper other intrests: swapping - swapping and swapping. (he is all time trying to tell me that i must agree some (100000) more members !!! his friends (???). but worst of all his friends can,t do anything (except lame graphs and copy latest stuff from us!!!). aarghh... grhhthh warlock is trying to strangle me... mmmggrrff.. my face changed to blue then black until he stopped.) phew! forget what i wrote warlock! that,s all about members!!! by the way it,s midnight just now. ........ this moment (releasing first intro) is at least as notable thing as hitlers 100th birthday. yeah. wait a moment i,ll go to get something to eat. f f wasn,t i fast. i grabbed one (micro-wave oven) chip packet. Dmmff tasting good. flet,s continue. oh, warlockhave something to say.. - yeah! hi everybody - ... was that all?? - yeah - (he is destroying my chocolate!!) ... ok i (jupe) continue. i,ve been once in moscow. four years ago. fuck the whole communist ass!!!! that was my first and last time when i go there. you can,t believe what,s living in cccp (cp) until you,ll go there!!! and moscow was still the capital of ussssr! fortunately brave finnish soldiers (in the world war ii) fighted and kept freedom of finland. thanks for germany too, who gave support to finland: weapons etc. ... oh shit my chips are running out. ... i have my old stereos connected with my a2000. great sounds!! sometimes i can heard car radio from it. i don,t adjust my stereos in any way. volume depends about that how far the car is going. it,s funny when u suddenly hear a voice clearly saying that he is now going to home or something like that. good stories sometimes. ... ... i gotta say big hellos to my friend jussi!! swastika always on your mind... ÿzab zab what,s this??? RR in bottom scrolly.... anyway i,m just now in jupe,s place typing stupid text!!!!!! i like little faster scroll-speed.... it,s time to put this intro work (all pieces together from those jerky disks). aaargh!!! this won,t work!! one lamer just came in and since i haven,t got any peace to write this scrolly. he speaks all the time and asks many stupid questions! what a pity!! so brilliant and genious guy!! he,s really genious coder but unfortunately he works with lame pc (not cp!!).... ohh! he corrected that it was at!!! remember: it,s at!!!!!! i (R) say to him:,buy an amiga and start learning C!!!!!!!!, i hope he doesn,t mind about this ....(????) all right! i stop now and move.w 2700,sr - bsr.s own scroll!!!!! f hi this is jupe again... hey! what,s this. must i stop again?? ok this time. here is my keyboard ,lamer,!! ª ok here is that ,genious guy, i would push R,s head to his ass but i don,t do it coz this is (or is this????????) so gorgeous demo and i appreciate a guy who can code with C (or can he ?????? is this really his code????? i suppose it is !!!!!) but i can,t understand why all amiga users don,t by at coz amiga is demo- and gameconsole but bra one (sorry i think i have been taught too much that language) f now this is enough!! (jupe speaking) and now i,ll continue... fuck the duck! oh no! warlock wants to talk. i must stop again. ok this tim... (same bullshit as(s) before) warlock is speaking now..... i had some messages to all of them who are reading this scrolltext but before some messages i say about this intro or demo (it,s your business. what you call this) but i think that this intro is great, yeaaah. what else!! i must say nothing important but there is three messages.... first message goes to hurricane: what happened to you? i haven,t heard anything from you about two months. have you still same plk or is it changed? contact again as fast as possible..... now second message to sargon where are my disks! please send faster!...... and last message which is third one: the red amigos do you join us or what? you could be the red amigos of panzerfaust... does it sound good? what do you think? ª......................... by the way have you noticed that darkside has joined panzerfaust about 3 weeks ago ?? and now i wanna tell yo some about my plans for summer. first i go to work (probably) then i,ll visit some of my contacts here in finland. and maybe i will go to some copyparty but it isn,t sure. .......................................... now it,s time for some bullshit. first, we have members in finland, norway and maybe in west-germany!!!! the time is 01.55 am and i must go to sleep soon before morning dawns.... i am going to visit -first wave- at sunday. today is friday... you know first wave i think you do. it is a nice group in finland and they have always great demos... now comes some finnish don,t try to understand, if you aren,t finnish. ÿmortti miten mennee eiko tuu oikein uusia peleja eika tunnu musiikkiakaan kuuluvan?? lahetan sulle jotain uusia peleja. fno anymore finnish okay!? i try understand yo if you didn,t like that finnish shit but i must say something to my friends in oulu...... warlock is now too tired to write anything (zab! his fingers are too slippery coz he has just eaten much taffel chips (not these C - chips) : remarked by R)... allright! another member of panzerfaust will now come to kiss this keyboard............ thanks R.... hey you! fout there in the cold. my name is fang and finally got a chance to write something. i,m just a new boy. a stranger in this team. i just became a member of panzerfaust a couple of days ago. so i haven,t done anything at all for this demo (except this little text). this time i don,t have much to say. when i can,t find the words to say. it,s hard to make through another day. and it makes me wanna cry and throw my hands up to the sky. sooooooo i,m leaving you now. keep me in your mind till i come back goodbye blue sky ÿ????????????????????????? heip kaikki suomalaiset lamerit tassa teille osoite: kyosti panuma - ketarakuja 2c 16 - 90650 oulu »!?!?!?!?!? for end one bigggg special message! -jj cool- alias juus(t)o haapala mitenkas loota puorii (puora keksittiin jo aikoja sitten!) f yep. this is me again. mr panzerfaust !! (jupe) what!!! fang is trying to tell me that this (whole shit) is demo no way. this is intro!!! our demo is coming soon!! f yep tap hab cag sorry but this intro (not demo) is about to end............. see ya soon...... auf wiedersehen!! zmfhzeil h.zz.. . scrorololli resta.. scroll restarts ........... . . . . . ª. . . . . ». . . . . Ì. . . . . Ý. . . . . î. . . . . ÿ. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . f waaahhh!!!! aaaargh!! we tried this intro and the bottom scrolly was too short!!! so we are writing more and more text. the ship is sinking!! help! help! captain shouts: ,women first into my cabin!!!! men straight into lifeboats!!! children away!! , i want to go pissing or else my trouses are gonna be warm and wet!! lamers!! don,t use this keyboard while i,m away....... stupid part was made by R!!! yeah! (jupe) where are my (speaking) disks! under the table or... help me! some strange smell is coming. coming... coming... it,s getting stronger and stronger!!! i can,t even breath anymore!!! by the way where is RRR ?? hey he,s coming here. ggrrrgghh.. sdjhg jdjd hyhhr don,t look at me. it wasn,t my idea... allright here is my keyboard!!! (bye by me --) jupe) ª R again!! hey! don,t push the button!!!! i wonder what was that text about smells???? ÿ pppprrrraaaaaaaaaaaattttt!!!! f woah!! finally i understood too!! hah! i have something wrong with my nose ,coz i don,t smell anything but but i,m not deaf!!!! but others need gasmasks!! » i really enjoy writing something stupid without any sense!!! i think ... blob .. sleedy sleedy ... help! this keyboard is meltting!! (strong fart i say!) ............... R stops now!!!! tap tap (jupe) tap tap (again) tap tap. look at the window russians comin,. all men to arms!! (and women) trat trat ratatatatata. i killed three!! look out for grenade(karnaatti)!!! kaboom... ratatatata... we defeated them!!! i,ll go sleeping. i,m a bit too tired... this intro ends nooooow. all is higgledy-piggledy!! auf........ U scroll restarts (really) .