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    PALACE-SWEDEN
   PROUDLY PRESENTS
    AN INTERACTIVE
        DESIGN
  MENTAL STIMULATION
          BY
        BELKER
  AURAL STIMULATION
          BY
        VIRUS
  VISUAL STIMULATION
          BY
  BELKER-VIRUS-FRED
 SOON COMING TO YOUR
   LOCAL DEALER...
  PALACE MEGA DEMO.
  MAKE SURE YOU GET
    YOUR OWN COPY



  PALACE INTRO 1992, BELKER ON THE AIR. MOMENT BITTE          KING OF CRAP STRIKES. I AM TOTALLY BROKE, DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM GOING TO DO(SELL MY HARDWARE, A BIT RADICAL. LAST RESORT). ALRIGHT, I PASS THE WORD TO VIRUS, BUT!!!!! I WILL BE BACK............                  ONE MORE THING. WATCH OUT FOR PALACE MEGADEMO. COMING SOON TO YOUR LOCAL DEALER. INCLUDING FANCY FILLED VECTOR, SOLID SOUNDS AND STUNNING GRAPHICS. DONT MISS THIS ONE - CATCH YOU IN CYBERSPACE....................YO! THIS IS VIRUS OF PALACE WHO TYPING THIS VERY FIRSTWORDS ON THIS VERY FIRST SWEDEN PALACE INTRO. OK! HERE IS THE SWEDISH MEMBER LIST OF PALACE ONLY 2 WEEKS OLD. ...VIRUS   (SWEDEN ORGANISER.MODEMTRADER AND MUSICAN AS YOU HEAR)   BELKER   (CODER)    SCARLOC   (GRAPHICS)   FRED   (GRAPHICS)   OK! THAT WAS ALL OF PALACE SWEDEN! IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT PALACE SWEDEN WRITE TO THIS ADDY   VIRUS OF PALACE   RATTARE GATAN 78   260 34 MORARP. FOR JOINING OR MAIL TRADING WITH THE LATEST STUFF! WE NEED MORE GOOD CODERS.GRAPHICS.MODEMTRADERS AND SYSOPS! OK! LETS TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING LAME PARTY PHENOMENA AND LIGHT HAD IN ALINGSAS. OK! I AND XSTAZ/NXS WAS GOING BY CAR TO THE PARTY (FIX/TRSI WAS THE DRIVER) OK! WE HOLD ABOUT 190 KM/H FROM HELISINGBORG TO GOTEBORG (GLUPP) AND WHEN WE HAD ARRIVED TO THE PARTY PLACE RILLE ON IMAGINE BBS AND FIX ON FAST LINE BBS STARTED TO DRINK BEER AND OTHER THINGS LIKE BARCARDI OK! AT 9 O CLOCK WAS FIX SLEEPING AND THE AMBULANCE HAD PICKED UP RILLE TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL. LATER THAT NIGHT FIX OF TRSI PULLED THE ENERGY SWITCH. SO ABOUT 30 COPUTERS HAD NO ENRGY AND NO ONE HAD SAVED! HE! HE! HE! OK! AND WHEN THE DEMO CONTEST WAS GOING TO BEGIN WAS ANAL INTRUDERS NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW THEIR DEMO BECAUSE PHENOMEA WAS AFRAID THAT ANAL INTRUDERS DEMO WAS BETTER THEN THEIR OWN DEMO!!! ... HOW LAME??!! OK! SO I AND XSTAZ/NXS LEAVED THE PARTY EARLY!! .. OK! I HOPE THE PARTY IN DENMARK IS GOING TO BE ALOT COOLER!!!! .... NOW IT IS TIME FOR SOME PERSONAL GREETS FROM ME!!!! OK! HERE WE GO...   XTSAZ/NOXIOUS   ZOONIE/PALACE DK   ZANY/PALACE DK   ROUGE/REBELS   DRAGON/REBELS   MIGHTYMUZ/SPIRIT   SUDDEN/NOXIOUS   RILLE   FIX/TRSI   SKYFLASH   BOOZO   NORAD/VIRTUAL   ATOM/NORTHSTAR   MEGA/NORTHSTAR   JAZZE/NORTHSTAR   TUGG/NORTHSTAR   SHADOWHAWK/NORTHSTAR   PILGRIM/ALPHA FLIGHT   MIKE/DANGER AND ALL OTHER FRIENDS I HAVE IN THE SCENE! AND NOW FOR THE GROUPS THAT PALACE SWEDEN ISGREETING   ALPHA FLIGHT   ANAL INTRUDERS   AGILE   ANARCHY   BITSTOPERS   CRYSTAL   CARILLION   DUAL CREW   DAMONES   FAIR LIGHT   FUSION   KEFRENS   LSD   NORTHSTAR   NOXIOUS   NEMESIS   ORACLE   QUARTEX   RAZOR 1911   SKID ROW   SPIRIT   TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR   OK! AND ALL I HAVE FORGOT WITH OUT LAMERS! OK! THE LAST THING IM WRITING NOW IS ......... CALL (HOUSE OF GAMES) THE DK HQ FOR PALACE..  45 43 63 63 87 ...CALL OR STAY LAME! ONLY ELITE! OK! I AN BACK(IN BLACK). FOR THE VERY MOMENT I AM ENJOYING MAHLER 9TH SYMPONY(INSTEAD OF AC/DC). WELL, THE DEMO LOOKS A BIT LAME, OUR GFXMAN(ADRIAN) MACHINE BROKE DOWN SO VIRUS HAD TO MAKE THE GFX(NO OFFENSE, VIRUS. BUT ADRIAN MAKES BETTER GFX). FROM GFX TO VECTORGFX(SMALL STEP). CANT JUST UNDERSTAND WHY VECTORS ARE SO COOL. I MADE MY FIRST VECTORROUTINE 4(FOUR) YEARS AGO. FILLED VECTOR FOLLOWING YEAR. NO SYSTEM ROUTINES. FILLING AND CLIPPING ROUTINE BY ME........(NOW I AM BOASTING AGAIN). VECTORS LOOK VERY VERYNICE, BUT THEY ARE ALSO FUCKING BORING. NO OFFENSE TO GROUPS LIKE PHENOMENA AND SILENTS. YOUR MEGADEMOS(ENIGMA,GLOBAL TRASH(I,II) AND HARDWIRED ARE VERY NICELY COMPOSED(INDEED VERY VERY NICELY COMPOSED), KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. THIS IS JUST AN OPINION I HAVE. MAKE MORE DEMOS LIKE BUDBRAIN(HOPEFULLY WHEN ADRIAN REPAIRED HIS MACHINE, WE CAN DO SUCH GFX MOVIES). ENOUGH OF THAT. I HAVE DONE MY TOUR OF DUTY IN THE ARMY(THE ROYAL ARTILLERY) AND I AM AN UNEMPLOYED SYSTEMENGINEER. BEFORE THE ARMY I WORKED FOR IBM, LOTS OF MONEY, LOTS OF FUN, LOTS OF COMPUTERS............... TO BE RUINED BY A GOVERNMENT FINANCED CONSPIRACY TO MAKE ALL YOUNG MEN IN THEIR BEST AGE TO LOOSE THEIR JOBS. FUCK THE ARMY. THE FOE(FROM EAST OR WEST) WILL STEAMROLL US ANYWAY. THERE IS NOW WAY WE CAN SURVIVE THIS(THE ONLY WAY IS GUERILLA WARFARE). WHEN GOD COMES WITH DEATH, IS THE DEVIL COMING WITH THE HEIRLESS...........MY GRANDPA DIED RECENTLY. CANT THINK ABOUT BETTER WORDS. IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING. IF YOU GIVE AWAY GIFTS FOR PEOPLE, EVERYBODY LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS. IT IS A SHITTY WORD. WELL I WILL LEAVE THIS, BUT THIS WAS AIMED TO SOME SPECIFIC PEOPLE OUT THERE. NO NAMES, BUT I CANT WISH YOU ANYTHING BUT BAD LUCK. EG(EVERY SWEDE KNOWS WHAT EG IS). BROTHERS, UP TO A LIFE AND DEATH STRUGGLE. THEY ARE TRYING TO PROHIBIT US FROM USING SNOUSE(SNUS.......). WET TOBACCO IS MY MAIN SPRING. PROHIBIT IT AND YOU WILL HAVE 25 PERCENT OF THE MALE SWEDISH POPULATION IN SEDITION AGAINTS THE AUTHORITIES............CRUSH THE PEOPLE WHO DO WHAT THEY LIKE, NOT WHAT THE PEOPLE LIKE. DAMN BOLSHEWIKS.......VIVA LA REVOLUTSIA(OR ARE WE INSANE ?) .......THIS IS A STRONG EPIC STORY ABOUT A YOUTH AND HIS STRUGGLE TO FIND HIS DILDO AND 2 KILOS OF SAWDUST IN A WORLD OF PREJUDICIAL WORLD.                                           --INTERACTIVE PAUSE--                          (NOT SO FUNNY AFTER ALL, IS IT?)                                                    WELL THIS IS GETTING A BIT OUT OF BOUNDS SO I BETTER QUIT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I MIGHT STRONGLY REGRET LATER IN MY LIFE.        CATCH YOU IN CYBERSPACE(CBRSPC *NOCOMMENT *IMMED *34222).                                                                                                                     STILL THERE? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? RESET YOUR MACHINE AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE...............                                                                                                                                                                                                          TEXT RESTARTS SOON(OR SOONER OR EVEN SOON OR MAYBE IT WAS SOONER OR YESTERDAYS NEWS THAT STARTED SOONER OR COULD IT HAVE BEEN THE NEIGHBOURS DOG THAT HAVE DECEASED SOONER, EH! HMM! NEVERMIND.)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    I KILLED LAURA PALMER, YEP! THATS MOI. FACE THE HARD FACT(JUST THE FACTS MADAME)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        STILL THERE? YOU ARE A MEAN MOTHERFUCKER, HERE IS YOUR MEDAL. TAKE IT AND QUIT.........                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      BLUERGH,ARG,PLUTH AND STONK............(LAST WORD)