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IT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN!! ANOTHER CARTEL DEMO!! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, ISN'T IT? WELL, YOU'RE WRONG!! CARTEL HAS JOINED PMC! LET LORD HELMET AND ZAPPER TELL YA ALL ABOUT IT! HIT IT, ZAPPIE!!
BEFORE HE STARTS.. THE CREDITS: CODING: ACHMED B. FONTS: THE JACK LOGOS: ANTICHRIST AND RAMJET MUSIC: ZAPPER OKAY, YOU CAN BEGIN NOW YEP ITS TRUE..... THE ACTIVE MEMBERS OF CARTEL HAVE DECIDED TO JOIN PMC!!THEY ARE: ACHMED B. - THE JACK - ZAPPER - LORD HELMET(MAGNUM). WE DECIDED TO JOIN PMC BECAUSE OF LAZYNESS OF CERTAIN MEMBERS OF CARTEL, AND B'COZ WE WANTED TO BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE GROUP! WE WANT TO THANK OUR FORMER TEAM MATES PAB, ANTICHRIST AND ROMSOFT: SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU BEHIND, BUT WE HOPE THAT WE STILL CAN KEEP THE CONTACT WITH YOU. I, LORD HELMET, WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE DONE FOR ME!! OUR THANX WILL LAST FOR EVER. BEFORE WE TELL THE WHOLE STORY (CARTEL) FROM THE START TILL NOW, WE WILL SLASH OUT SUM XTRA SPECIAL GREETINGS. SO STAY TUNED..... WERNER AND PICXEL OF VS1./AFL - OMEGA / DUAL CREW - BOUNTY / QUARTEX - AGRESSOR / CRB - ZYC / SCOPE - TWR / CULT - HAT-TRICK / NO LIMITS - STRIPE / FRAXION - ROCKET / HYPNOSIS - TEEZE / ANARCHY - JBM / TETRAGON - MR.SPIV / CAVE - BJ / FULL FORCE - DEMON (THREE LAST FROM ACHMED B.) ...........THATZ ALL THE GREETS. SORRY FOR NO NORMAL ONES! OK. HERE IS THE STORY OF CARTEL. CARTEL WAS ONE OF THE FIRST GROUPS IN NORWAY, FORMED -88. LATE -88. CARTEL AND RAZOR, ARRANGED THE FIRST PARTY EVER IN NORWAY! WE RELEASED OUR FIRST TWO DEMOS IN COOPERATION WITH THE GANG. AT THAT TIME, THERE WERE FOUR MEMBERS. FEBRUARY -89, WE RELEASED A NORWAY DEMO. PAB AND OZZY DID THE WHOLE WORK.MARCH -89, CARTEL GOT A NEW MEMBER: MAGNUM(LORD HELMET). AT THE END OF MARCH, WE TRAVELLED TO THE EASTER PARTY ARRANGED BY RAWHEAD, THE BAND AND IT IN ARENDAL. THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME WE ALL MET (PAB, OZZY, RASCAL, MAGNUM, AND THE NEW GFX GUY:ANTICHRIST). PAB STRESSED A LOT WITH HIS CODING, AND MANAGED TO FINNISH 3 DEMOS. AMONG THEM, A SEAL SLAUGHTER DEMO. THE DEMO SHOWED A MAN SLAUGHTING A SEAL WITH AN ICE PICK. THE DEMO WERE CRITICIZED BY SEVERAL GROUPS. UNICORN SEND US A LETTER WERE THAY SAID THAT WE SHOULD HANG OURSELVES AND REST IN PEACE (VERY FUNNY!! HA HA..). ALL THREE DEMOS, GOT A 6. PRICE IN THE DEMO COMP. AT THAT TIME, WE WERE IN OUR MOST ACTIVE PERIOD. AFTER THE PARTY WE RELEASED SEVERAL DEMOS. ONE OF THEM WERE A COOL BOB-DEMO. IN THE AUTUMN -89 WE VISITED IT AND RAZOR PARTY. OZZY -OUR ONLY MUSICIAN AT THAT TIME(A GOOD ONE TOO!) HAD STARTED TO GET INTERRESTED IN OTHER THINGS THAN HIS AMIGA, LIKE VOLLEYBALL, DRINKING ETC. ETC. SO HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY MUSIC THE WHOLE SUMMER!! SO WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MUSIC FOR OUR PARTY DEMO.BUT WE GOT A GOOD TUNE FROM CODEX / RAZOR 1911. WE COMPETED IN THE COMPO WITH OUR BEST DEMO SO FAR! IT WAS A BIT DISAPOINTING TO ONLY GET A 6. PLACE. AFTER THIS PARTY, PAB DIDN'T CODE ANYTHING FOR A WHILE, BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MUSIC. WINTER -89, WE GOT A NEW MUSICIAN NAMED ZAPPER.IN HOPE OF GIVING PAB SOME NEW INSPIRATION, I (MAGNUM) SENT SOME MUSIC TO PAB. BUT PAB SAID THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY NEW IDEAS FOR A DEMO. WE SUGGESTED THAT HE SHOULD MAKE A MUSIC DISK, SO HE STARTED TO CODE(WE THOUGHT!). AFTER A COUPLE OF MONTHS WITHOUT ANY RESULT, I CALLED HIM, AND ASKED HIM WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS. HE SAID HE HAD BEEN AWAY FROM HIS AMIGA TOO LONG. HE DIDN'T REMEBER EXCATLY HOW TO CODE A DEMO!!!! HE SAID HE HAD TO START ALL OVER AGAIN. NOW WE REALIZED THAT WE NEEDED SOME NEW MEMBERS TO GET TO THE SAME LEVEL AS WE ONCE WERE.....IN A DEEP WALLEY, FROM A TERRITORY WITH BEUTIFUL FIORDS AND HIGH MOUNTAINS,WE FOUND A TALENTED YOUNG MAN WHO COULD CODE VERY WELL! HIS NAME WAS...ACHMED B. IN THE SAME AREA, WE DISCOVERED ANOTHER TALENTED DUDE WHO COULD DRAW SOME VERY NICE THINGS. WE ASKED THEM TO JOIN OUR FORCES. AFTER A LITTLE TELEPHONE CALL, IT WAS SETTLED. THEY WERE IN OUR COOL TEAM!IN APRIL -90, WE LEFT FOR THE PARTY IN DRAMMEN FOR SOME STRANGE REASONS? THE PARTY LOOKED VERY COOL WHEN WE CAME THERE. BUT..............(YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED). SO NO DEMO WAS RELEASED THERE. INSTEAD, WE RELEASED A DEMO AT THE BERGEN PARTY IN JUNE -90. THE DEMO WAS PRETTY COOL,AND ORIGINAL, SO IT GOT A NICE 4. PLACE. WE ALSO GOT A 4. PLACE IN THE'DISC' MAGAZINE BEFORE EXCELLENT DEMOS LIKE NO LIMITS - EXPLOITED BRILLIANCE ETC.IN JULY -90, PAB, ANTICHRIST, AND ROMSOFT CODED SEVEN DAYS IN A ROW FROM 9.AM - 4.PM ON A VECTOR BALL DEMO, BUT THE RESULT WASN'T AS GOOD AS EXPECTED. THAT'S WHY IT WASN'T RELEASED. IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS WE'VE GOT SEVERAL OFFERS FROM DIFFERENT GROUPS IN NORWAY(NO NAMES...) TO JOIN THEM, BUT WE SAID NO,BECAUSE WE HAD SOME GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT CARTEL. BUT WE HAVE NOW REALIZED THAT WE ARE TO SMALL TO BE A GOOD, PRODUCTIVE GROUP. SO WE DECIDED TO JOIN A LOCAL GROUP.... PURE METAL CODERS THE NEW PMC, CONSISTS OF 10 MEMBERS... ZORAX - CODER COCY - CODER LORD HELMET - ZWAPPER ACHMED B. - CODER RAMJET - CODER, GFX ZAPPER - MUZAK, GFX THE JACK - GFX METAL KING - MUZAK DESIGNER - CODER AND FLUSH - SWAPPER..... LORD HELMET, USED TO CALL HIMSELF MAGNUM(SINCE HE GOT HIS 64'R) WHEN HE WAS IN CARTEL, BUT 4-5 OTHER GUYS HAVE BEEN SO STUPID TO CHOOSE THE SAME NAME!!INSTEAD OF THREATENING ALL THE MAGNUMS ALL OVER THE WORLD, HE CHANGED HIS NAME INSTEAD! (WHAT A HERO EH...) HE SAYS THAT THE FIRST PERSON THAT USES THE SAME NAME THAT HE'S USING NOW, WILL NOT HAVE HIS TONGUE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. FOLLOW THE LORD'S REQUEST, OR FEEL HIS POWER!!? CONGRATULATIONS.... YOU HAVE MANAGED TO READ OVER 5000 BYTES OF SCROLL!!! YOU DESERVE A BIG PRIZE! LET'S SEE WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE.....WE HAVE AN AMIGA 3000, 2 CASES OF BEER OR LORD HELMET'S CONTACT ADDRESS. I WONDER WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE? AHA, YOU WANT THE ADDRESS!! JUST A SECOND, AND I'LL GET IT FOR YOU..... NO, NOT YET. LET'S BUG YOU SOME MORE FIRST. I'LL LET LORD HELMET WRITE A BIT NOW, BECAUSE I'M (ZAPPER)PRETTY TIRED IN MY POOR FINGERS. DON'T READ IT ALL, COUSE HE'LL TRY TO HYPNOSE YOU IN TO SOME KIND OF TRANCE!!!! BYE FOR NOW............WHAT AM I DOING HERE. THIS MUST BE A MISTAKE, LORD HELMET STRIKES YOU WITH ANOTHER AWFUL SCROLLTEXT WHICH CAN DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH SERIOUSLY IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING. OK BEFORE MADNESS RULES FOREVER, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS FOR SWAPPING LONG PSYCHO LETTERS AND HOT STUFF. CATCH IT WHILE YOU ARE AWAKE LET ME SEE, WHERE IS MY ADDRESS? I'M GOING OUT TO CHECK THE NUMBER OF THE HOUSE.............. BAD LUCK, I'M NOT AT HOME. I AM AT ZAPPER'S MESS. OK I GUESSALL SERIOUS SWAPPERS HAVE ALLREADY GIVEN UP TO GET MY ADDRESS SO I DONT CARE TO WRITE IT..... YES, I JUST REMEMBERED IT!!! SO CATCH A PEN AND WAIT ----.-.-.-.-. LORD HELMET/PMC BERGELANDSV 12 4060 KLEPPE NORWAY. PS! IF YOU MARK THEENVELOPE WITH THE INTIALS 'BUG' I WILL ANSWER YOUR LETTER AND ADD ALLNESSESARY DISKS (BEAT THAT!) SO ALL LAMERS COME ON!! THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TOMESS WITH THE BEST. AS A LITTLE BONUS I'LL THROW IN ACHMED B.'S ADDRESS AS WELL... HERE IT COMES.. ROAR BERGHEIM ALLEEN 33 6770 N.EID NORWAY OKAY, IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT, THAT'S JUST BAD LUCK. HE'D LIKE TO SAY THAT HE MAINLY SWAPS WITH CODERS, AS THEY DON'T CARE AS MUCH IF HE'S SLOW.... HELLO MICK AND NAMELESS. I'M SURE YOU READING THIS!!!AM I RIGHT OR AM I LEFT (HE-HE). PLEASE CONSENTRATE YOUR EYES NOW FOLKS! FOLLOW THESE POINTS CAREFULLY 1. RELAX 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES 3. KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED (CANT YOU READ?) WHEN YOU HEAR THE SIGNAL 'PLING' OPEN YOUR EYES OK!............ PLING.... WHAT? YOU CHEATED! YOU SCROLL READERS ARE SO FAKED. B'COZ OF THIS I'LL WRITE THE REST IN NORWEGIAN..............EG E FRA JAEREN OG EG SYNS DETTE ER GRAEVLA KULT!!!!! NOK OM DET.......HVIS DU SKAL TIL ARENDAL PARTYET SA TREFFER DU OSS DER. ALLE SOM HAR LITT RESPEKT FOR SEG SELV VIL SELVFOLGELIGT TA KONTAKT MED OSS DER NEDE (ELLERHVA) HALLO ACHMED B. HVORFOR LESER DU HER!! BEGYNN MED DENNE DEMOEN OK. LOOK OUT FOR MANY COOL PRODUCTIONS FROM US COMING SOON TO AN AMIGA NEARYOU. LESER DU HELT HER ER DU SPROOOOO?--------------------------------------BBBBBBBBBBBBB----BB-B-B-----BB-------