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This is a Phew! Productions writing bull!!!
My smulpaj really suxx!!! (Hammer agrees, and
so will Dolphin when he have tasted it...)
`all makt till some1....
jag skulle vilja hälsa till:
mormor,morfar,farmor,farfar,mamma,pappa,min hund
min kompis christoffer, min guldfisk Prime och 
alla barn i bullerbyn......för övrigt tycker jag
att kartago skall förintas....tärningen är kastad...
skämt:
vad är det för skillnad på en älg??????
Svar:den är brunare på ryggen än på vintern.....
HA HA HA HA HA HA...(vaddå, förstår du inte???)
We are having serious problems with our design...Not!!
Go Fuck A Duck!!!!



Test by Hammer
Test2 again



BACK ON TRACK
HILLSIDE BLVD
IMPRESSIONS  
SPIRITUAL    
WHACK-BONK   
             



INTRODUCTION 
SOME1'S TXT  
DOLPHIN'S TXT
DEELITE'S TXT
COLORBIRD'S  
HAMMER'S     
             




ÞV   HI AND WELCOME TO ABSOLUTE SWEDISH..... ABSOLUTE SWEDISH, YOU MIGHT
WONDER...WELL, THIS IS A MUSICDISK WITH TUNES ONLY FROM SWEDISH MUSICIANS...
IT WILL BE RELEASED EVERY SECOND MONTH AND YOU ALL CAN SEND IN YOUR TUNES TO 
US. EVERY ISSUE WILL CONTAIN A COUPLE OF TUNES FROM FAMOUS AND LESS KNOWN
MUSICIANS (IN THAT WAY YOU ALL CAN A HAVE A CHANCE TO GET A TUNE RELEASED).
THE ONLY RESTRICTION IS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE SWEDISH...
SEND YOUR TUNES TO: A.RAMSAY (DOLPHIN) FORNHOJDSVAGEN.6, 15258 SODERTALJE, 
OR MIKKO.A (SOME1) UTSIKTSVAGEN.25, 61900 TROSA...
CREDITS FOR THIS ISSUE: MUSIC BY DEELITE/INFINITY, DOLPHIN/NOXIOUS, 
LIZARDKING/SILENTS, SOUL/DCS (OR DUAL CREW-SHINING IF YOU LIKE...),  
SOMEI AND PRIME/RAZOR 1911  
GFX BY DIESEL/INFINITY (RAYTRACING BY DOLPHIN)
CODE BY HAMMER AND COLORBIRD OF RAZOR 1911
WE WILL IMPROVE THIS MUSICDISK CONSTANTLY AND HOPEFULLY GET BIG SUPPORT BY
ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE.... ALL GRAPHICIANS ARE WELCOME TO SEND TITLE SCREENS.
LOTS OF LOVE / SOME1 AND DOLPHIN

       YES!!! THIS IS SOME1 WRITING MY OWN SCROLL...(JIPPIIE???) WELL, SOMETHING
ABOUT MY AND PRIME'S TUNE...IT WAS MADE (BY US.???) WHEN WE WERE ACTIVE
MEMBERS OF CIRCLE, TO OUR DEMO THAT WE WERE GOING TO COMPETE WITH AT THE 
ECC PARTY...BUT NOOOO!!! (HI EVA!!!) COLORBIRD HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH HIS
HARDDRIVE ONE DAY BEFORE THE PARTY SO WE DIDN'T RELEASE THIS TUNE...
ANYWAY, WE (I, HAMMER AND DOLPHIN) ARE SITTING HERE AT DOLPHINS HOME (SWEET
HOME..). DIESEL AND COLORBIRD WERE HERE TOO, BUT THEY LEFT THE PARTY SOME 
MINUTES AGO...(SAD BUT TRUE, NOT !!!) BY THE WAY...THE INTRO TUNE WAS MADE
BY ME AND DOLPHIN...SPEAKING ABOUT DOLPHIN...YESTERDAY NIGHT, I AND DOLPHIN 
WERE VISITING A TECHNO CONSERT (DISCO) IN STOCKHOLM...WHEN WE WERE ON OUR WAY
UP WE WERE DELAYED BY THE DOLPHIN SYNDROME, IN OTHER WORDS MISSING STATIONS 
(WE WENT BY SUBWAY) , COMING TO THE WRONG PLACES AND BEEING HUNGRY AS HELL... 
AND WHEN WE WERE GOING HOME AGAIN, AT 2 A.M WE ONLY CAME TO NORSBORG...
THEN DOLPHIN GOT TIRED OF SEARCHING FOR A NIGHT BUS TO SODERTALJE AND WE 
TOOK A CAB...AND THE DISCO WASN'T TOO GOOD EITHER...(BUT YOU WERE GREAT 
IN BED LATER THAT NIGHT, DOLPHIN...) PARTY INFO...HAMMER IS CODING AND 
DOLPHIN IS WATCHING ME WRITING...(HE'S PROBABLY BOORED...) WATCH OUT FOR 
PROPAGANDA ISSUE THREE... OK I'M QUITE BOORED OF THIS SO HERE'S SOME PERSONALS: 
DOLPHIN / SEXIOUS - WE MUST GO OUT DANCING AGAIN!!! IT'S A PITY THAT IM SO
DAMN YOUNG... 
CHORUS / MAJIC 12 - SEND ME CHOCOS!!! SORRY FOR DELAY... 
HIT CONDOR FROM ME, WILL YOU ??? 
LIZARDKING / SILENTS - PROMISE TO SEND SAMPLES ??? NICE TUNES...OK, I KNOW I 
ONLY HEARD THEM VIA PHONE BUT IT SOUNDED QUITE ALRIGHT... 
GANDBOX / SOLARIS (?) - HOW IS IT IN FRANCE ??? 
NUTCASE / BALANCE - SEND ME SOME OF YOUR NEW TUNES...NICE BAMSE PICS (HEHE) 
TONY / SILENTS - YOUR GFX BEATS EVERYTHING (EXCEPT OUR TUNES...) 
FACTOR / VIRTUAL - STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT MY SLADDLOSA TELEFON...GIVE ME A
CALL... 
CHRISTOFFER HULTBERG / MEGANINJACOOLERS - HEJSANSVEJSAN, AR DU EN TECHNO 
DANSARE NU???  MMMMM EN STOR POJKE, AT GURKA OCH MA FIIIIIINT !!!... 
JANOU / ? - HI THERE, YOU SHORT LETTER WRITING BASTARD (EH...) WHAT DO YOU 
THINK OF THIS PRODUCTION ???... 
EVA HEIMDAHL / GIRLFRIENDICUS MAXIMUS - BASE...(?)..MELLEMELLEMELLE!!! 
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T COME TO THAT PARTY OF YOURS.....NEXT TIME HONEY 
(WHEN I HAVE GOT SOME MONEY...(TIHI TIHI TIHI) 
DIESEL / INFINITY (?) - NICE FONT...EH...A BIT UNREADABLE, BUT.... 
MY SISTER - THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MY DOBERMANN WITH KITTENS 
THE MAKERS OF THE VERY NICE GAME SYNDICATE - YOU ARE THE BEST!!! I LOVE 
SYNDICATE IT'S THE BEST GAME EVER... 
MY DENTIST - FUCK YOU!!! I'LL NEVER STOP EATING CANDY OR DRINKING COKE!!! 
VIVALDI - THANKS FOR SUPPORTING ME AND HAMMER IN OUR VERY HARD WORK !!!
LOFBERGS LILA - THANKS, I HAD NEVER MANAGED TO STAY UP THIS NIGHT WITHOUT
YOUR HELP ...
MERLIN / NOXIBOUS - HEJ DU DIN HALLUNDARE...NAJS (NICE) PRATING MED DEJ PER
TELEFON, AND ALWAYS REMEMBER....GURKA AND VAZELIN RULAR!!!
LAWNMOWERMAN / ILS - HAR DU PARKERAT OM BILEN AN ???

AND NOW FOR SOME RAZOR 1911 HIHOS...

COLORBIRD / RZR - PLUGGHAST !!! EAT A BOOK OF GRAMMAR...
HAMMER / RZR - VILL DU LANA MIN TANDBORSTE ??? NICE THAT YOU COULD STAY...
ODEON / RZR - TEAKWON DO RULES, OR WHAT DO YOU SAY...TACK FOR 
BUSSTIDERNA...
PRIME / RZR - ANSWER YOUR PHONE...TECHNO RULES ??? WHY NOT ??? ONDULERA PA
DET, DITT KNULLTRAD!!!
SINE / RZR - EI, RAYTRACER, WHAT'S UP....DRAW SOME LOGOS....
PGL / YOU ARE THE HOLY GUARDIAN OF THE LAMER BASHER...

OK, THIS IS ENOUGH (THERE IS A VERY NICE MOVIE ON TV THIS NIGHT, HIHIHI)
HAVE A NICE NIGHT..../ SOME1 OF RAZOR 1911 (OUR HERO!) 

       SO, YOU'VE FOUND MY SCROLLER ON THIS DISC. THE IDEA OF THIS DISC WAS BORN
AN AFTERNOON AT THE ECC'93 PARTY HELD BY VIRTUAL. WE WERE GOING TO THE DRUG-
STORE OR SOMETHING TALKING BULLSHIT ON OUR WAY WHEN I WONDERED WHY NOONE
HAD MADE A MUSICDISC WITH ONLY SWEDISH MUSICIANS. I TALKED TO COLORBIRD/RZR
AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND WE DECIDED TO DO 'ABSOLUTE SWEDISH'.
AFTER THAT DECISION IT WAS JUST TO ASK SOME MUSICIANS IF THEY WERE INTER
ESTED OF CONTRIBUTING TO THE MAKING OF THIS PRODUCTION. THIS MUSICDISC-SERIE
IS NOT ONLY MEANT TO CONSIST OF CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE MOST FAMOUS MUSICIANS
 ON THE SWEDISH SCENE. IT IS PARTLY MEANT TO GIVE LESS UNKNOWN MUSICIANS IN
 SMALLER GROUPS MEANS TO GET A LITTLE BIT MORE FAMOUS (THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL
 ABOUT ISN'T IT?) AND TO GIVE YOU SOME GREAT TUNES FROM THE GUYS YOU
ALREADY KNOW. 
IF YOU WANT TOK PARTICIPATE ON THIS MUSICDISC-SERIE THEN JUST SEND YOUR
 TUNE(S) TO DOLPHIN OR SOME1 (ADDRESSES CAN BE FOUND BY PRESSING 
THE ADDRESS-BUTTON.) THE ONLY LIMITS IS THAT YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN SWEDEN, 
YOUR TUNE IS PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE AROUND 200KB AND THAT YOU WRITE A NICE
SCROLLTEXT. NOT HARD, EH!? WE CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT WE'LL USE EVERY SINGLE 
MODULE THAT MAY BE SENT TO US BUT AS LONG IT'S GOOD IT WOULD BE NO PROBLEMO.
   
ENOUGH TALK ABOUT 'ABSOLUTE'. LET'S MOVE OVER TO SOME FAST PERSONAL OATMEALS:

    PROBE / INDEP. - I'VE TRIED TO REACH YOU BOTH AT YOUR FATHERS AND YOUR
MOTHERS WITHOUT ANY SUCCESS AT ALL. CALL ME IF YOU WANT A TUNE IN ABSOLUTE!
   
ORGANIC / FAIRLIGHT - IT'S BEEN HELLUVA LONG TIME... TRY TO CALL ME SOMEDAY
CAUSE UNFORTUNATELY I'VE LOST YOUR NUMBER AND ADDRESS.
   
KR'33 / LEMON - HOPE YOU LIKE THIS ONE PROD. (LIKE THE WIND!)
   
VAIN / 11.KOMP.GBS.LV7 - ARE YOU A FULLY TRAINED KILLER-MACHINE YET? 
I SINCERELY HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME AT LV7 (EVEN THOUGH I DOUBT IT)
   
CRAYON / NXS - GOT THE DESIGN FINISHED FOR THE 'YOU-KNOW-WHAT-ON-WHICH-SIDE'-
DEMO YET?
   
DR.MIRIOS / SPECTRA - DON'T LET PEOPLE MESS UP IN THE PA-ROOM AFTER SOUND-
CHECK ON YOUR NEXT CONCERT, WILL YOU?

MISERY / NXS - HI THERE! LET'S GET A GOOD REP. GOIN', RIGHT?
   
DOLPHIN / STONE ARTS - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! (WHICH MEANS YOU SHOULD
 RENAME TO YOUR OLD HANDLE... YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU USED BEFORE THE PARTY II)
   
THAT'S ALL GREETINGS FOR THIS TIME... ALL OF YOU WHO'S NOT INCLUDED I'VE
FORGOTTEN WITH PURPOSE... (I PROMISE!)
   
HANG DOWN FOR SORROWS, HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD FOR ME, HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD
TOMORROW, HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD... DOLPHIN LEFT (TO BED PROBABLY...)
              
       HELLO THERE FELLOWS, AND BE WELCOME TO ANOTHER SCROLLER IN THIS TRULY AWESOME
 MUSICDISK WITH CONTRIBUTIONS FROM THE MOST EMINENT MUSICIANS IN SWEDEN(ALMOST..)
 MY NAME IS HENRIK BERTILSSON, BUT SOME STUPID GUYS PREFER TO CALL ME DEELITE.
 WHAT HAVE THEY GOT THAT STUPID IDEA FROM? WELL, ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU THAT LIKE
THIS MUSICDISK AS MUCH AS I WILL WHEN I RECIEVE IT!!     THOUGH, YOU SHALL KNOW
THAT SOME THINGS IN THIS PRODUCTION WAS DONE UNDER A GREAT DEAL OF PRESSURE,
 THANKS TO THE LAZY ONES THAT FORGOT TO REMIND DIESEL OF IT..
SOME FACTS ABOUT ME THEN:     AS YOU ALREADY HAVE SEEN, MY REAL NAME IS HENRIK
 BERTILSSON, AND I AM A 18 YEAR OLD BOY FROM A LITTLE CITY CALLED HUSKVARNA, 
MAYBE YOU HAVE HEARD OF IT.. DO I CARE? I HAVE BEEN INTO COMPUTER SINCE I WAS 
ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD, WHEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A C64. THAT WAS A GREATEST INVESTEMENT
FOR ME THEN, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE SCHOOL HAD TO SUFFER. IS NOT THAT TYPICAL?
  AFTER TWO OR THREE YEARS, I GOT IN FOND OF ANOTHER COMPUTER, THE AMIGA 500!
 THAT WAS MY WEAT DREAM, I PULLED THE GIRLS A SIDE FROM ME, AND DECIDED TO GET
 THIS BEAUTY INSTEAD, AND I DID!  FOR 5600 SWEDISH CROWNS, I BOUGHT HER, AND
 SHE WAS ABOUT TO BE MY GIRL!!  I ALREADY THEN BEGAN TO PLAY A LITTLE WITH
 SOUNDTRACKER, BUT IT WAS NOT DIRECTLY SERIOUS EITHER... BUT THEN, YEAR 1990,
 I DECIDED TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, AND SO I DID..   AND HERE I AM!  
 SLEEPING ALREADY?  SORRY FOR THAT.  NOW TO SOMETHING MORE BORING.. THE GREETS:
    NAH, I WILL SKIP THEM..  THANKS BY THE WAY TO ALL THE STAFF FOR MAKING ME
FIGHT WITH THIS SCROLLER UNDER PRESSURE, I AM REALLY ENJOYING THIS BLOODY
 MOMENT!  I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND, STEFAN (GUYS CALL HIM
 WIREFIRE) AND TAKE A DRINK OR TWO, BUT NO WAY!!! THANKS DIESEL, YOU MOTHERLESS
 GOAT!! JUST PLAY WITH THE DEATH HIMSELF!!  BY THE WAY DIESEL, WY DON'T YOU SEND
 ME THE PARTYPICTURES AT MY HOUSE SOMETIME, I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE THEM(ESPECIALLY
 THE BED :)) WARNING TO ALL OTHER GUYS OUTTHERE!! THIS MAN DIESEL IS DANGEROUS!
 DON'T LET HIM IN YOUR HOUSE IF HE ASKS YOU TO! HE WILL MISCOULOUR EVERYTHING IN
 SIGHT, I KNOW THAT, I HAVE MYSELF DEALT WITH THIS MISFIT, THOUGH I DEFEATED HIM!
      SIGH.. THIS WILL DO I THINK.. I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING HERE FOR ANOTHER HALF-
 HOUR! I'LL SE YOU ALL SOMEWHERE ELSE, WHEN I'M IN A BETTER MOOD, I HOPE!!     STAY
 WARM AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR DILDOS, AND I'LL SEE YOU AT THE PARTY III!!        
 FAST GREETS TO:	SOUL, LIZARDKING (YOU WORM!), DIESEL (VOMIT!), SOME1, ALT,
 WIREFIRE, DPP, NEUROMANCER, ACCORD, BULT, VAIN(THE CASANOVA), SCIENTIFIC, THE
 NERDHERD(THAT'LL SAY IMPACT), RAZE, COCKTAIL(YOU KNOW WHAT COCK MEAN, DON'T YOU?),
 ATHEIST(THERE CAN ONLY BE TWO!), EXCEL, ECKHEAD(GET SOME HAIR FOR GOD'S SAKE!),
 COLORBIRD(CLEAN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE!!!), RUCKULF(NICE NAME!), GASTON(HI THERE!),
 AND OFCOURSE MY 29 LADYS TO, ESPECIALLY THERES, SOFI, THERESA, THERESE, REBECKA,
 PERNILLA AND THE OTHERS..  THAT'S IT, AND THAT'S THAT! SEE YOU SOMEWHERE ELSE, AND
 REMEMBER: NEMO SALTAT SOBRIOUS!!    / DEELITE                  

        HOWDY, HO...  THIS IS COLORBIRD OF RAZOR WRITING SOME SILLY TEXT FOR YOU
  ALL...  I HAVENT DONE MUCH ON THIS...  HEHEHE...  FIRST I WAS SUPPOSED TO
 CODE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF MUSICDISK, BUT I MADE HAMMER DO IT INSTEAD....
 WELL, I HAVE MADE THE MOUSEROUTINE AND THE SCROLLER FOR THIS LITTLE
 MUSICDISK...  SO SOME SMALL CREDITS SHOULD GO TO ME..  BY THE WAY, ITS NOT
 MUCH  ELSE  OF  CODE  IN  THIS  MUSICDISK  ANYWAY...  BUT LOOK OUT FOR OUR
 EXTREMELY WORLD BEATING TRACKMO TO BE RELEASED AT PARTY III.. ON THAT
 PARTY WE WILL RELEASE THE THIRD ISSUE OF OUR PROPAGANDA... 
 SOME SMALL HELLOS FROM ME
 OUGHT TO BE GIVEN TO..   SCOURGER AND MACE IN TALENT, DUKE OF ABYSS,
 LIZARDKING, BUTCH, TONY AND SPIROU IN SILENTS, ZEROX OF IRIS, PRIDE, KR33
 AND FACET IN LEMON., EXUMER AND TRASHER OF SANITY, HOLLYWOOD AND SECK IN
 JETSET, QWERTY IN MAD ELKS, SPEEDY AND PEARL IN PARASITE, PARAGON AND
 N.S.A IN DESIRE, LIMBO, DIESEL AND DOLPHIN IN NOXIOUS, JACKPOT, ROSCOE AND
 VALIANT IN EQUINOX, SHAPE OF STONE ARTS, IKARI, KILLRAVEN AND EXCITER IN
 D.C.S. AND ALL THE FUCKING REST I KNOW ON THIS BIG SCENE.....
                   

       WOW YOU HAVE REACHED THE HAMMER SCROLLER LUCKY YOU!!.  
SORRY ABOUT THE VERY POOR CODE ON THIS DISK BUT IM WORKING ON OUR 
ASS KICKINGDEMO FOR THE PARTY 3 AND SCHOOL IS TAKING UP ALOT OF TIME TOO 
BUT THE CODE ISNT THAT IMPORTANT, THE TUNES ARE AND THEY ARE REALY GREAT.
 MESSAGE TO COLORBIRD SORRY HAD TO REMOVE YOUR SCROLL RUTINE. 
 NOW FOR SOMETHING FUN THE GREETS IN NO SPECIAL ORDER WHAT ELSE !!
    AVALANCE TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR BBS, BIBBOB HOW IS IT GOING?
, ODEON HAVE YOU FOUND ANY NEW OPCODES?
, ODEN (VECTORMASTER) ONLY 50 SURFS LEFT EI?, CRAYON IFS RULEZ?.  
  LAWNMOWERMAN BUY BACK YOUR AMIGA.  SATE KEEP THOSE ASCIIS UP(CU IN DECEMBER), 
WARLOCK I HOPE YOU LIKED OUR TRACKMO SORRY ABOUT NO GREETS. 
 NECROMANCER YOU HAVE TAKEN THE BIG STEP?, MINI BEST OF LUCK WITH
 YOUR NEW GROUP. LIZARDKING TANX FOR THE SUPPER TUNES TO OUR ASS KICKING DEMO.
 PALADIN CONGRATULATE FOR THE CD32 YOU WON.. DOLPHIN HERE IT FINALY IS WE CAN IMPROVE
 ON THIS QUITE A LOT, SINE DONT BE SO LAZY, SOME1 AND PRIME MY TWO FAVOURITE 
MUSICANS SEND ME SOME TUNES, PGL KEEP UP THE WORK, DISEL AND DEELITE YOUR MUSICDISK
 IS IN THE MAKING.  
 THATS THE GREETS FOR NOW.

CU IN THE NEXT ISSUE I HOPE SIGNED HAMMER RAZOR 1911.  
     PS WATCH OUT FOR OUR ASS KICKING DEMO.