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 HELLO SORRY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS ..ITS LAMER TIME AGAIN , ANOTHER RAG WAR FOR YOU TO ENJOY . IF YOU EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF MEETING - MEGA INDUSTRIES -± YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT , AN AMAZING CRACKING GROUP , THAT CRACKED SO FAR AS WE KNOW , ONLY THEIR OWN SKULLS . BUT ENOUGH NICE TALK , WERE ARE TALKING ABOUT - UT - LEADING MEGA LAMER FROM AROUND VENLO . WERE THE WAY OF LIFE IS ..BORN LAME ..LIVE± LAME.. DIE LAME.. YAP , NO EXCUSES NEEDED ..UT CAME FROM VENLO ? A LONG DORKY DUDE WITH AN ATITUDE..AN AMAZING LEADER IN A 1 MAN GANG ..FIGURE THAT ONE OUT RONALD ? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KILL OF YOUR LAST ACTIVATED BRAIN CELL  . NOW WE WILL GIVE YOU THE TRUE TALE OF - UTS - MISERABLE LIFE TILL NOW ...± EVERYTHING WENT WRONG , WNEN LITTLE ROLAND ( LETS CALL HIM RONNY ! ) DIDNT COME OUT OF MUMMY'S PUSSY , BUT THAT OTHER HOLE SOME WHERE AT THE BACKSIDE , YAP THE FIRST BABY TO BE BORN IN THE TOILET . NOW HERE COMES THE FATAL ERROR , INSTEAD OF GETTING FLUSHED DOWN THE CAN , LIKE A GOOD SHIT IS SUPPOSED± TOO.. RONNY'S MUM IS GETTING THE SCARE OF HERE LIFE WHEN SHE'S SEAS SOMETHING MOVING IN HERE SHIT....AFTER SHOUTING " NO SHIT !! " RONNY IS STRUGGLING TO THE SURFACE , WHILE MUMMY STARTS TO WASH RONNY , SHE STARTS TO THINK WHAT HE WOULD LOOK LIKE , WOULD HE LOOK LIKE THE POSTMAN ? THE BAKER± ? THE PIMP ON THE CORNER ? RONNY'S MUM DIDNT HAD A CLUE ..ACTUALLY SHE THINKS THAT RONNY LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT  ( WHICH WAS , AND STILL IS TRUE ! ) AND SO RONNY SAW THE LIGHT OF DAY AND WAS HAPPY . AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS RONNY'S MUM NOTICED THERE WAS A REASON WHY HE KEPT FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS , AND BUMPING INTO THE WALLS . OUR RONNY HAD A PROBLEM OF SPLIT VISION , SO HE NEEDED SPECTACLES . BUT SLUT-MUMMY HAD NO MONEY , SO SHE GLUED 2 OLD TELESCOPES TO HIS HEAD . SO RONNY BECAME A HAPPY KID . BECAUSE MUMMY WAS ALWAYS BROKE SHE TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS VERY SMART , SO THAT SHE DIDNT HAD TO SEND HIM TO SCHOOL . SO RONNY SKIPPED EVERY SCHOOL YOU CAN IMAGINE . A SMART KID DONT NEED NO EDUCATION RIIIIIGHT ??????? MUMMY HAD HIS FUTURE ALREADY PLANNED .. THE WOULD START THERE OWN INDEPENDENT COMPANY . PIMPS INC. WAS BORN , RONNY WOULD DO THE PIMPING AND THE GAY STUFF , MUMMY THE REST !  BUSINESS WAS± BOOMING , COLD CASH IN RONNY'S WALLET .. SO  ONE DAY RONNY WAS WALKING INTO A COMPUTERSHOP ( HE PROBERLY TOOK A WRONG TURN ON THE WAY HOME ! ) AND HE SAW SOME KIDS PLAYING SEX-GAMES ON A AMIGA WITH SOME SORT OF DILDO CALLED A JOYSTICK ? RONNY WAS AMAZED , AFTER DROOLING NON STOP FOR AN HOUR . RONNY CAME BACK TO HIS SENSES AND BOUGHT THE COMPUTER . AFTER SLIDING THROUGH± HIS OWN DROOL ( KWIJL ) RONNY LANDED ON HIS BACK ! A LOUD SNAP WAS HEARD , BUT RONNY CRAWLED UP AND WAS STILL ALIVE ? MUMMY WAS VERY PLEASED WITH THE JOYDILDO . SHE GAVE RONNY A QUICK BLOW JOB TO SHOW HER GRATITUDE . ( SLOBBER SLOBBER , LEBBER LEBBER , LICK LICK ) AFTER 2 MONTHS OF HARD WORK HE FOUND THE POWERSWITCH AND FINALLY TURNED HIS COMPUTER ON ! SON OF A BITCH ..IT± WORKED , RONNY WAS JUMPING OF JOY . AFTER  SEVERAL LONG DAYS , HE MANAGED TO PUT HIS ADDRESS ONTO HIS WORKBENCH , AND SWAPPED IT IN A SHOP FOR CRACKED SOFTWARE . HE FOUND SOME ADDRESSES AND PHONE NUMBERS OF SPREAD AND SWEAT LAMERS . NOW HIS COMPUTER CAREER STARTED ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE , RONNY GAVE A NEW MEA±NING AND DIMENSION TO THE WORD - L A M E R - AND HE WAS A REAL PRO ! YOU MIGHT WONDER WHY WE TALK ABOUT RONNY IN THE PAST .....WELL WE FIGURED , HE WOULD HAVE DIED OF A HART ATTACK WHILE READING THIS SCROLLER ANYWAY.. POOR FUCKED UP LAMER .. THE ONLY WAY HIS NAME WAS EVER MENTIONED WAS IN HIS OWN GRAVEYARD DEMO . 6 FEET UNDER , A HEAVY STONE ESCPECIALLY FOR ZOMBIES LIKE ±HIM . HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LITTLE PALS UNDER THE GROUND , MR. WORM , MR. ROACH  AND ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS DOWN THERE .     C-YA FROM THE OUTSIDERS !   AN ICE-COLD PRODUCTION WRITTEN BY OUTSIDE THE FREEZER  BETTER KNOWN AS±  O.T.F. ! HAHA HEHE HOHO !