HELLO DEAR PUBLIC AND WELCOME TO THE LATEST ORIGIN PARTY PRODUCTION *OPP IS A COPYRIGHT OF ORIGIN ENTERPRISES LTD. 1992* CALLED : DREADLOCK ! THE DUKE IS ON THE SYSTEM AGAIN, FOR A SHORT WHILE THIS TIME COZ I JUST PUT THIS LITTLE THING TOGETHER TO RELEASE THIS DOPE TRACK BY GREENHOUSE AND REWIND AND ALSO TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW ORIGIN IS NOT DEAD YET CURRENT STATE OF BEING - 1 *ONE!* MEMBER DOING NOTHING AND ENJOYING IT SHOULDDA QUIT THE SCENE MUCH EARLIER ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT PRODUCTIONS. SOME OLD FASHION GREETS TO ALL EX-ORIGIN MEMBERS AND THE WORD THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS REJOIN. FURTHER WITH THIS TEXT FOR THOSE OF WHO ARE GETTING BORED CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE AN AMIGA 1200 HALF PRICE FOR SALE ELSE DON'T I STILL HAVE SOME TEXT TYPED BY GREENHOUSE AND REWIND THE TWO CRAZIEST MEMBERS WE HAD JUST FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE I'LL INSERT IT HERE FOR NOW GOODBYE FROM THE DUKE HELLO BOBO'S WHAT DO WE HAVE TO SAY? WE JUST FINISHED BUILDING A 'PEPER-PROPPER' WHICH IS USED TO SMASH PEPPER IN YOUR ASS IN ORDER TO SPEED UP THE PRODUCTION FACTOR. HUMM.. ABOUT THAT LAST LINE, REWIND IS BUSTIN' MY PANTS ABOUT THE WAY THE VERBS ARE PRESENTED ON YOUR SCREEN, THAT IS HE THINKS I SHOULD USE 'SMASHING' IN STEAD OF 'SMASH'... LEMME TELL YOU THIS, REWIND. I KNOW THE EVER SO POPULAR SOUNDTRACK OF HIGHLANDER IS BOOSTING THE STEREO *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!*, BUT MY ENLISH IS MUSH GOODER THEN URS! EUKEE, I AM TURNING THE KEYBOARD TO WARP 5 TOWARDS REWIND RIGHT NOW.... z z z z z z z zZZAPPP RIGHT NOW GREENHOUSE IS BANGING ON MY HEAD, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION LIKE HE DOES. t DIEEEEEEEEEEE! *TRACK 7 - EMI CDP7 46267 2* ORDER NOW! ALLOW 28 DAYS FOR DELIVERY. MR. JERKOFF WANTS TO HIT THE KEYS AGAIN *DAMN I KEEP TURNING ON THE CAPSLOCK* SMASH!! GREENHOUSE BACK GIVING A HIT ON THE KEYBOARD AND SMASHING REWIND'S HEAD FOR THE ZECOND TIME. ZHIT, I THINK I HAVE DEMOLIZHED THE 'Z' ZO NOW I'LL UZE A 'Z' INZTEAD.. I HOPE YOU CAN ZTILL READ IT. OWELL.. IF YOU WANT TO ORDER THE NEW ORIGIN ZUPER CONZOLE *A COMBINATION OF ZUPER NEZ, MEGADRIVE AND PC-ENGINE, ALL WITH A 105 MB HARDDIZK, ZEND F200 TO OUR HEADQUARTERZ. ZHIT, REWIND IZ LICKING MY FUNKY EMOTIONZ ZO IT IZ ZMAZHING TIME AGAIN... zMAZH! VUCK, NOW THE 'V' IZ BROKEN TOO ZO I WILL UZE A 'V' INZTEAD OF A 'V'. I HOPE ALL YOU VOLKZ ZTILL UNDERZTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT... OWELL REVIND VILL TAKE OVER VROM ME NOW! THAT VUCKING BAZTARD HAZ TOTALLY VUCKED UP MY KEYBOARD. I'M VRUZTRATING GREENHOUZE BY TYPING EXTREEEEEEEEEEEMELY ZLOVLY. HE PROBABLY THINKZ I CAN'T THINK OV ANY GOOD TEXTZ. BUT THAT'Z ALLRIGHT, BECAUZE I UZE MY TALENTZ VOR MAKING MUZIC *GREENY ZHOUTING THROUGH THE ROOM: WHAT TALENTZ?! HAR HAR* *ME ZMAZHING GREENHOUZE* AND NOT VOR TYPING LOADZ OF BULLZHIT. !!! ZMAZH QREENHOUZE IZ BACK. DA ZON OV A BITCH HAZ DEMOLIZHED ANOTHER QOOD KEY. I'M VUCKIN' MAD NOV.. ZMAZH... ZHYD NUV Y HEFE RYLLY VUCKD ZHUNGS UB Y GUZZ! UYTUV Q YTRRWQ QQQQQ QQQQQQ QQQQQ ZZCEQWEWQEWQ ZYDQWEQWE HAVE NO FEAR, SUPER KEYBOARD REPAIR-MAN IS HERE... TAM TAM TAM..... REWIND, THANK YOU FOR CALLING SUPER KEYBOARD REPAIR MAN AND ALLOWING HIM TO SAVE THE DAY. *BY THE WAY, THE REAL IDENTITY OF THE SKRM IS BAS HUBERS, IN HIS REAL LIFE A NINJA TURTLES IMITATOR...*. OKAY REWIND I HAND OVER THE KEYS *NICE AND SLOWLY!!!*. MMMMMM MASAO *SUPER KEYBOARD REPAIR MAN LEAVING THE ROOM LIKE A FLASH OF DEHYDRATED OXIGINATED WAIST MATERIALISED LIGHTNING BOLT* GREENHOUSE SEEMS TO BE IMPRESSED BY MY CHOICE OF WORDS. *REALLY ENJOYING MY FIXED KEYBOARD* WHAT'S THAT NOISE? IS IT THE COLLAPSING ROCKET-ENGINE OF SKR MAN, WHO HAS JUST CRASHED INTO OUR SLOOT. VERDAMNE , GREENHOUSE IS PISSED ABOUT THE WORD 'SLOOT'. FUCK OFF *SMASH* *NOT AGAIN* HBVTREO VVCEERG *HE CALLS: SKRMAN!!!!!! COME BACK* FW RITROGW *AHHHHHHHHHHH* *THIS IS GETTING DEEP, AS DEEP AS THE SLOOT SKR MAN IS DROWNING IN* HAPPILY THE ORIGINS ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY. WE GIVE UP OUR SECRET IDENTITIES AND PUT ON OUR SUPER-HEROES OUTFIT TO KEEP SKR MAN FROM DROWNING.. TAM TAM TAM AND OUR KEYBOARD IS FIXED AGAIN!*.. WE ALL OPEN A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE TO CELEBRATE, BUT OOHH NO, SKR MAN IS DRUNK AND SPILLS SOME OF THE BOOZE ON THE KKEEYYBBOOAARRDD.. SSHHIITT,, NNOOWW WWEE''RREE IINN DDEEEEPP DDEEEEPP TTRROOUUBBLLEE.... BBEETTTTEERR QQUUIITT TTHHIISS NNOONNSSEENNSSEE!!!! +++ATH0 NO CARRIER
WEWQEWQ ZYDQWEQWE HAVE NO FEAR, SUPER KEYBOARD REPAIR-MAN IS HERE... TAM TAM TAM..... REWIND, THANK YOU FOR CALLING SUPER KEYBOARD REPAIR MAN AND ALLOWING HIM TO SAVE THE DAY. *BY THE WAY, THE REAL IDENTITY OF THE SKRM IS BAS HUBERS, IN HIS REAL LIFE A NINJA TURTLES IMITATOR...*. OKAY REWIND I HAND OVER THE KEYS *NICE AND SLOWLY!!!*. MMMMMM MASAO *SUPER KEYBOARD REPAIR MAN LEAVING THE ROOM LIKE A FLASH OF DEHYDRATED OXIGINATED WAIST MATERIALISED LIGHTNING BOLT* GREENHOUSE SEEMS TO BE IMPRESSED BY MY CHOICE OF WORDS. *REALLY ENJOYING MY FIXED KEYBOARD* WHAT'S THAT NOISE? IS IT THE COLLAPSING ROCKET-ENGINE OF SKR MAN, WHO HAS JUST CRASHED INTO OUR SLOOT. VERDAMNE , GREENHOUSE IS PISSED ABOUT THE WORD 'SLOOT'. FUCK OFF *SMASH* *NOT AGAIN* HBVTREO VVCEERG *HE CALLS: SKRMAN!!!!!! COME BACK* FW RITROGW *AHHHHHHHHHHH* *THIS IS GETTING DEEP, AS DEEP AS THE SLOOT SKR MAN IS DROWNING IN* HAPPILY THE ORIGINS ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY. WE GIVE UP OUR SECRET IDENTITIES AND PUT ON OUR SUPER-HEROES OUTFIT TO KEEP SKR MAN FROM DROWNING.. TAM TAM TAM AND OUR KEYBOARD IS FIXED AGAIN!*.. WE ALL OPEN A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE TO CELEBRATE, BUT OOHH NO, SKR MAN IS DRUNK AND SPILLS SOME OF THE BOOZE ON THE KKEEYYBBOOAARRDD.. SSHHIITT,, NNOOWW WWEE''RREE IINN DDEEEEPP DDEEEEPP TTRROOUUBBLLEE.... BBEETTTTEERR QQUUIITT TTHHIISS NNOONNSSEENNSSEE!!!! +++ATH0 NO CARRIER