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YEAAHAHAHA ! THE DARK LORD AND THE LIQUID HEAD PRESENT THE ULTIMATE ALIEN SEX FIEND INTRO ! GET INTO IT ! BRING LIVE TO IT ! THE BEST BAND EVER ! A L I E N S E X F I E N D ! AAAAAAH ! IN LOS ANGELES THEY THINK WE'RE CANNIBALS ! GET ROUND TO IT, GET A SMELL OF IT, GET A BIG KICK OUT OF IT BRING LIFE TO IT, GET INTO IT, GAME A KRICKET , HAVE A HAND IN IT GROW THROUGH IT, COME INTO IT, GET INTO IT, GET AT IT, GET ON WITH IT GET OUT OF IT, GIVE UP THE HABBIT, GET RID OF IT, GET ON IT, GET A BIG KICK OUT OF IT FROM ANOTHER PLANET, WITH A BIG KICK, FIX IT, DO IT, GIVE CREDIT GET USED TO IT, GET TIRED WITH IT, GET INTO IT, GET INTO IT, FROM A SEX PLANET FREE MARKET, FREE TRANSIT, GET INTO IT, IT'S A HIT, GET INTO IT, MONEY IN THE POCKET YOUR BENEFIT, I GET INTO IT, GET RID OF IT GET ON IT, GET ON IT GET ON IT GET ON IT , GET INTO IT GET OUT OF IT GET DONE WITH IT HACK IT FIX IT, SLIP IT, JUST A MINIT, IT'S NOTH A BIRTHDAY, FROM ANOTHER PLANET, KEEN ON IT THE WAY WE PLANNED IT, KISS IS, GET INTO IT IT IS IT ! EVERY DAY WE ARE IN IT ! THIS IS IT ! YOUR LIFE HAS JUST ENDED ! IT IS IT ! IN THE NAME OF IT ! BECOME IT ! IT SEES IT ! WEIRED IS IT ! I I I I I I I I I I I I IIIIIIT IS IT ! SATISFACT-IT ! WE ARE INTO IT ! WELCOME TO IT ! IF YOU ARE IT THEN YOU AREN'T OUT OF IT ! SMELLS STILL LIKE SHIT ! WE ARE AGAINST IT ! IT IS NOT IT ! LIVING IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY TWILIGHT MEGAHOME CREEPING AROUND LURKING IN THE NEIGHBORHOUD FREEING CATS EATING THEM ALIVE GETTING ON WITH IT ! BLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUBRLWEIRIT ! EREKTIKON ! GET INTO IT @!@!@!@! ANARCH-IT ! BOMB-IT ! HATE-IT ! LOVE-IT ! FUCK-IT ! DEATH TO DISCO I LOVE IT ! YOUR LIFE IS SHIT ! IS SHIT ! IS IT ! IT ! IT ! ANARCHY ! I LOVE IT ! WEIRED-KIT ! IF YOU ARE STILL ADDICTED TO THIS SCROLL-IT THEN PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM BECAUSE THE MASTER OF ALIEN SEX FIEND WILL TELL IT SOON ! ANARCH-IT ! LOVE-IT ! CRAZEIT ! OIUZXCQWEZ IT ! (IT IS NO LANGUAGE BUT IT SOUNDS COOL) ! DEAD AND REBURIED ! DEAD AND BURIED ! D E A D ! D E A D ! D E A D ! D E A D ! ! ! ! ! WE ARE INTO IT ! DEAD AND BURRIED ! THEY TAKE YOU TO THE GROUND, SWITCH YOUR SOUL TO IMPACT, NEVER READ ANYTHING, DEAD AND BURRIED ! ALIENATE IT ! LIVING AIN'T EASY, LIVING AIN'T FREE, MAKE'S ME FEEL HARD, MAKE'S ME FEEL DEAD, MAKES ME DEAD AND BURRIED ! W E I R E D ! ! IT ITITITITITITI! MIXERY CROSS IT ! GONE INTO ALL THE SAME ! DEAD AAAAAAAAND BURRIED ! DEAD AND BURRIED ! DEEEEEEAD ! DEADSADASDASDASDA! AND BURRIED OF COURSE ! AHAHAHAHAHAH! I PURPLE YOU ! IT'S A MAZE ! MAZE IT ! BURIED ! BURIED ! DEADIT ! BURIT ! DEEEEEEEEEAD !!! I SWORE IN A PURPLE HAZE LIVIN' AIN'T EASY, MAKES ME FEEL PLAYING ON EASE. DEAD AND BURRIED ! HHHHHHHATE IT ! LOOOOOOOVE IT ! MAKE'S ME A PART OF IT !@! ANARCHYIT ! DEAD AND BURIED ! DEAD AND BURIED ! DEAD AND BURIED ! I SEND SOME GREETINGS TO ALL MY CONTACTS BUT I AM TOOO WEIRED RIGHT NOW TO REMEMBER TO WHOM I SHOULD GRRRREET IT ! NO STOP GREET-IT TO CRAYONE OF FF (HOW IS IT ?) ARG IT ! I LOVE IT !!!!! ! DEAD AND BURIED ! CRAAAAAAZIT ! WEIRIT ! WE'RE INTO IT ! LIQUID HEAD IS IN IT ! SABOTAGE BY A SLIMY ASSHOLE ! BUN HO! BUN HO! BUN HO! REIGN IN BLOODY KETCHUP ! IS IT ! BUN HO ! SWITCH ON TO IT ! BUN HO ! REIGNING DOWN FROM ANOTHER PLANET BRINGING IT TO LIVE AND GROWING SICK OF IT ! SABOTAGE ! BUN HO IS IT ! IT IS ALL BEEING DONE IN IT ! HATE IT ! ARG ! STOP THE WAY OF IT ! WAR NOW IS WHAT IS IT ! LET'S SEE THE TIT ! VOOOOOOOOOOODO IT ! HANG IT ! SLASH IT ! TORTURE IT ! SQUEEEEEZE IT ! IT'S IT ! THAT'S NO FUN-IT ! JOKE-IT ! HATE IT ! THIS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS W E I R E D AS IT CAN BE IT! DON'T YOU DO IT - IT'S NOT WORTH IT ! FUCK IT ! NOTE TO BOBBY MC FERRIN : BEEEE HAPPY, PISS IN YOUR BRAIN, EAT THE CUPBOARD AND SHIT IN YOUR GIRLYS TITS ! THAT'S IT ! I LOVE THIS NOT ! THAT'S WEIRED ! LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME-IT ! IT IS NOW SOMETIME SOMEWHERE SOMEPLACE SUM-IT ! AND I LOVE IT ! GOING OUT OF MY HEAD VODOO ! I WALK THE WAY OF SHIT ! THE NARROW GATE BETWEEN IT AND THIS SHIT ! I WALK THE LINE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL ! I LOVE EVIL ! BRING IT OVER WITH ! LET'S TALK ABOUT DISKS ! THEY ARE SHIT ! I REALLY MEAN IT ! THEY COST MONEY, IF THE COPS CATCH YA YOU PAY FOR THEM, THEY ARE BLUE, THEY STINK LIKE SHITÂ AND I HATE IT ! JAJAJAJAJAJANENENENE! WEIRED THAN IT ! LET'S TALK ABOUT LOOSERS ! I LOVE THEM ! THEY ARE REALLY FUN ! I LOVE IT ! WE TAKE THEIR FLESH AND ROSTÂ IT IN THE FIRE, WE EAT THE EYES WITH SOME PEPPER, WE BAKE A CAKE WITH THE TITS, WE STOMP THE ARSE, WE SPLIT UP THE NOSE, WE BURN THE EARS, WE LOVE IT, WE KICK THE FEET, AND THEN WE GET REALLY INTO IT! DEAD AND BURRIED ! HAHAHAHAHAH! WE STOMP THE TEETH, WE SPLIT THE FINGERNAILS, WE SEND THE CONGO TO SIMBABWE, WE GUIDE THE EARTH TO RUIN, WE LOVE IT, WE ARE INTO IT, WE ARE THE BEST, WE ARE SIMPLY IT ! PURPLE HAZE ! IT'S ALL MY FAULT ! FEELS INSANE ! IT!!! DEAD AND BURRIED ! DEAD AND BURRIED ! DEAD AND BURRIED ! BURRIED IS WRITTEN BURIED AND NOT BURRIED BUT I LOVE BURRIED MORE THAN BURIED ! LET'S MAKE A JOURNY TO A FAAAAR FAAAR AWAY PLANET. IT'S TWENTYSEVEN O'CLOCK AND WE'RE SUCKING A LONG CIGARETTE WE LOOK INTO THE MACHINERY. THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIVE THAN THIS. WE NEED AN E.S.T. TRIP TO THE MOON. WE NEED SOME GREEEAT TRIP TO THE MOON. PEOPLE SCARE AT ME , THEY'RE ALL PISSING IN THEIR BOOTS, SOMETHING GET'S WRONG, I LOOKED INTO THE MACHINERY, MY EYES WE'RE GREAT, MY EARS WE'RE SMALL, TAKE MY HANDS, TAKE MY HOME AND TAKE MY LIFE, I NEED SOME TRIP TO THE MOON ! E S P ! E S P ! E S T ! I S T ! I T ! TRIP TO THE MOON IN A BURRIED CAVE OF ROTTEN BATS ! THAT'S LIKE IT ! FLYING TOILETS EVERYWHERE AND MY STOMACH IS DEAD. SOMETHING MUST BE IN IT ! I NEED IT ! TRIP TO THE MOON AND BACK IN A HURRICANE BANANA ! I LOVE LIFE I LOVE FLOWERS I AM INSANE ! 6.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. 0.. WE'RE IT ! IT IIIT IS GETTING STRONGER THAT IT EVER WAS ! THAT'S IT !!!!!! NOW ON TO OTHER PLANETS ! AFTER THE ALIEN SEX FIEND BANANASHIP LEFT ANOTHER PLANET, SOME OTHER PLANET WAS DESIGNAT-IT ! IT WAS EARTH - HTRAE SAW IT ! IN A HURRICANE FIGHTER PLANE FROM THE EGG ATTACK ! FIGHTING IN A CLOUD OF SHIT GROWING A LITTLE BIT INTO IT ! YOU ! YOU ! YOUR PISSING HEAD MAKES ME IT ! I LOVE IT ALL THE TIME TO BE IN IT ! FIGHTER PLANE WITH A GREEEEAT, REEEEEED BANANA ! DROP THE ASS, PLAY THE ORGAN AND GET ON WITH IT ! MY HEAD BURNS AND STILL I AM IN IT ! WE'RE CRASHING DOWN ON IT ! THERE'SE NOTHING LEFT OF IT BUT WE STILL HADE A GOOD TIME LOOKING AT IT. ON THE SHADOW OF THE POCKETS WE'RE ALL WEIRED ENOUGH TO FUCK THE FOLLOWING CLOUDS. WE WERE ONCE IN THE NEW PLANE BUT THE PLANE CRASHED AND AS WE DIED WE DECIDED TO STOP IT. BRING LIVE TO IT SO THAT I CAN TORTURE IT ! I AM NOT INTO IT ! THE GREAT BANANANANANA WILL COME DOWN ON US AND SMELL LIKE SHIT. WE'RE LIVING FAST, DYING YOUNG AND HAVE A GOOD SHAPED CORPSE ! WE'RE STILL NOT OUT OF IT BUT WE'RE DEAD ! QUITE DEAD ! DEAD AND BURIED ! I LIKE THE WALLS WHEN THEY ARE TEARED DOWN ON ME, WHEN MY EYES BEGIN TO FLIP AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR DINNER ! THAT'S NEVER GONE WRONG ! KISS IT !!!! HAVE AN AFTERNOON PARTY WITH MR.AND MRS.FIEND ! ALIEN SEX FIEND ! GIVE CREDIT ! WE STILL HAVE TO PAY RENT, EAT FOOD AND GO TO THE TOILET. LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG AND HAVE A GOODLOOKING CORPSE !!! SMELLS LIKE SHIT !!! YES WE HAVE NO BANANAS ! THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF IT ! THE FIRST INTRO IN THE UNIVERSE ! WHERE MONSTERS DWELL ! THE WAY WE PLANNED IT ! MEET THE MAN WHO USES HIS COFFIN AS A COFFE TABLE ! ALWAYS SOMETHING TO PLAGUE ! TASTY BABIES FOR LUNCH ! ALIEN ! SEX ! FIEND ! IS ! IT !!! DO YOU REMEMBER LAST WEEK, WE TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT THE NEVER-ENDING ALIEN SEX FIEND CONCERT AT THE LONDON ASTORIA WHEN IT TOOK THREE CRANES, A REGIMENT OF GHURKAS, A DOZEN LANCASTER BOMBERS AND A PERSONAL APPERANCE BY MIKE TYSON TO REMOVE THE BAND FROM STAGE ? NOW WE CAN SEE THE REASON WHY ! IN A FREAK STORM A GIGANTIC BANANA FELL FROM THE SKY, CRASHED THROUGH THE ASTORIA ROOF AND IMPALED NICK FIEND ON HIS OWN EGOTRIP. THE CROWD GASPED, THE BAND PLAYED ON AND THE WIND CRYED. MR.FIEND WAS KILLED INSTANTLY. LATER HIS CONDITION WAS DESCRIBED AS SATISFACTORY... ARMY LIFE ! BRING LIFE TO IT ! DEAD AND RE-BURIED ! DEAD AND RE-BURIED ! IN GOD WE TRUST - IN CARS WE RUST ! AAAAATACK #2 - BACK TO THE EGG ! WILD ! R.I.P. - BLUE CRUMB TRUCK ! IT ! NONONONNNONONONONONON LIPS CAN'T GO ! NONONONOONONNONON ! ACID BATH ! ACID BATH ! S E X F I E N D ! M R . A N D M R S. F I E N D ! W E I I I I R E D ! THE UNIVERSE ON TOUR ! GET INTO IT ! WE'RE HAVING A TOUR THROUGH A BIG PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT NOW - IT SMELLS BUT IT IS PROPER EDUCATION FOR 3RD GRADE GIRLYS ! WE'RE NOT THE WAY IT SEEMS TO BE IT ! WE'RE WORSE THAN IT ! PARACHUTE IT ! I KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T TALK - THIS MAKES YOU SOO MUCH OLDER ! MY FEET ARE SICK OF THE BANANAS SO I NOW WILL REPAIR MY SHIP AND GET ON WITH IT TO YET ANOTHER PLANET ! THIS IS MOON ! WE'RE INTO IT ! TRIP TO THE MOON ! THE SAND IS QUITE FUNNY BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE GREEN ? I LOVE IT ! WHY ? DON'T KNOW IT ! I AM IN IT ! WHY ? DON'T KNOW IT ! THIS MAKES ME WEIRED ! THIS MUSIC IS KILLLLLLLLLING ME ! WHY SHOULD I TRY TO LIVE ON WITH IT ? WHY NOT ! I LOVE IT ! THE PHONE IS RINNING AND THIS IS IT ! LET'S HAVE ANOTHER PUKE INTO IT ! NO WE'RE NOT DRUNK WE'RE JUST INTO IT !! LET'S EXTINGUISH THE MOON ! BOOOM ! YOU'RE DEAD ! I BURRY YOU ! NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING CAN GO WRONG - NO NO NO NO NO FRIENDS NO FIENDS... AND THAT'S THE END OF IT ! THE END OF IT ! THE END OF IT ! GET ON WITH IT ! FUCK IT ! AND END IT ! ! ! .. ... . . . .