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>>> ....... OH MY GOD. NOT ANOTHER... YES IT IS. BUT THIS IS... YES I KNOW. THIS IS THE THIRD SCROLLER TO THIS WONDERFUL DISK AND I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM WRITING THEM! REST ASSURED THIS IS THE LAST BECAUSE MY FINGERS ARE STARTING TO... BEEP .... BEEP .... BEEP .... BEEP                    HI               << "   B I L B O   "  *                 >> HERE, PULLING THE PLUG, TURNING OFF MY MODEM... IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHATS GOING ON YET, THEN HERE IT IS IN GREY AND WHITE. ITS 2 AM HERE AND MIK WAS SENDING ME THIS SCROLLTEXT DOWN THE PHONELINE, AND AFTER READING HIS CRAP, I DECIDED TO TURN THE MODEM OFF AND TYPE MY OWN.                       WAIT A MO, THE PHONES RINGING......... JASE : YEH,         MIK : WHAT HAPPENED. WHY DID YOU CUT ME OFF ..                JASE : I DIDN'T WOULD I DO A THING LIKE THAT.         MIK : YEAH... COME ON THEN TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED, AND DON'T BLAME IT ON BRITISH TELECON AGAIN..        JASE : ER WELL, ER I WAS DRINKING A DIET PEPSI AND I DROPPED IT ON MY MODEM AND IT BLEW UP        MIK : CRAP !       JASE : WELL I'VE GOT TO GO NOW ANYWAY, MOST OF MY BODY IS ON FIRE FROM THE EXPLOSION, HEY DO YOU KNOW THE NUMBER OF A GOOD PLASTIC SURGEON....               PHONE : BEEP .... BEEP .... BEEP .... BEEP ....          I'LL JUST DISCONNECT THE PHONE SO HE DOESN'T DISTURB US AGAIN NOW ON TO THE DEMO,    LIKE IT DO YA ?    BUT OF COURSE YOU DO, EVERYONE LOVES MY CODE.....             WELL HERES A BIT OF USELESS INFO FOR YOU, THE BOOTBLOCK INTRO WAS CODED IN UNDER AN HOUR, THE DEMO WAS CODED IN UNDER 10 MINUTES AND THIS MEGA MENU/PLAYROUTINE WAS CODED IN UNDER 7 SECONDS FLAT (WELL GIVE OR TAKE A PICO-SECOND OR TWO)..           I AM NOW SAT  HERE EATING A HUMBUG, IT SAYS ON THE PACKET 'YE OLD HUMBUGS, MADE TO A TRADITIONAL RECIPE....    HOWEVER UNDERNEITH THAT IT SAYS, 'INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, GLUCOSE SYRUP, FLAVOURING, COLOURS E122 E127 E142 E102 E132 AND BRILLIANT BLUE' TRADITIONAL RECIPE HEH! ..... OH NO, OH GOD I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK FROM ALL THIS CHEMICAL JUNK IN THESE SWEETS... HOLD ON A MINUTE, I'LL JUST HAVE TO STICK MY FINGER IN THE PLUG SOCKET TO REVIVE MYSELF...     AH THATS BETTER......   AND NOW ITS SUPPER TIME, I'LL JUST PLUG THE PHONE BACK IN.....           PHONE : RING .... RING .... RING .... RING ....            VALENTINO'S : HELLOA, WHOA ISA THISA ?                  ME : I'D LIKE A DEEP PAN PEPERONI PIZZA WITH TRIPPLE PEPERONI, RED AND GREEN PEPPERS AND EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP.... VALENTINO'S : GOA AWAYA,  ITSA TWOA CLOCKA INA THEA MORNINA.        PHONE : BEEP .... BEEP ..... BEEP ..... BEEP .....        WHAT A CRAPPY PLACE, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A 'PIZZA TO GO' AT 2:00 AM         WELL I'M GETTING BORED WITH TYPING NOW SO I'LL GIVE YOU OUR CONTACT ADDRESS AND LEAVE YOU IN PEACE.....  CONTACT US AT                <<< 59 ARKSEY LANE    *                   BENTLEY      *                 DONCASTER     *                 S. YORKS      *                  ENGLAND      *                  DN5 0RX      * >>>               A MESSAGE FOR PHILL :::::: GET OFF YOUR LAZY BACKSIDE AND DO ME MY MR.MEN ANIMATION FRAMES... OH HOWS THE AMSTRAD DMP 4000 KNITTING MACHINE, OH SORRY I MEAN PRINTER, GOT IT TO PRINT OUT DPAINT PICIES YET ??? I TOLD YOU TO BUY A CITIZEN YOU STUPID MORON .... MIK WANTS ME TO SEND THIS MESSAGE TO GLENN,GLENNDA,GLENNIS                        >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I BET YOU CANT READ THIS YOU GREASE BALL,   YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL AND YOU THINK YOUR DEMOS ARE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, BUT I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU ...... THERE CRAP ..... <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>                          JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, I'LL REPEAT IT....        I BET YOU CANT READ THIS YOU GREASE BALL,   YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL AND YOU THINK YOUR DEMOS ARE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, BUT I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU ...... THERE CRAP .....       < WELL PRESS YOUR MOUSE BUTTON THEN AND PLAY ONE OF THESE WOW SONGS.....                                                     > YES I KNOW, YOU CAN'T EXIT PHILLIP, JUST TURN THE MACHINE OFF, (GOD THAT KID IS THICK... HE WAS DRIVING IN THE ASDA CARPARK  THE OTHER DAY, ITS 50,000 SQUARE FEET OF OPEN LAND, EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE LAMP POST IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.... THE MORON WAS DOING A BIT OF REVERSING AND HE MANAGED TO HIT THE THING. (IN BROAD DAYLIGHT) .....                                 BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY HE IS SO STUPID, IT IS BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS A BABY HIS MAM DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD. HONEST. NO JOKING....                                      @
 



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