...............ALLOHA EVERYONE SUMMER IS SOON HERE !!! (SUNNY I HOPE) EXEPT
IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE . (DO SANTA COME IN SHORTS IN AUSTRALIA ??)
WELL THE OLD CRABSTER IS BACK WITH A NEW DEMO FOR NORTH STAR .
MUZIC BY THE NOTE GURU TITAN !!............AT LAST FOETUS HAVE BEEN GIVEN
ACCESS TO THIS MACHINE AND A SCROLL TEXT!!! WHAT MAKES A STUPID SCROLL
TEXT? ANY TEXT CONTAINING THE WORDS "HELLO I'M BACK" - "HELLO FANS" -
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH". THESE ARE TYPICAL LAMER BEGINNINGS. GOOD STARTS
ON A SCROLLTEXT ARE "FOETUS" - "KILL THE DEAF'S" - "NORTH STAR A FINELY
HONED MACHINE" - "NORTH STAR THE ACCESS TO SUCCESS". DO YOU HAVE ANY
QUESTIONS? IF YOU HAVE , THEN DON'T SEND THEM TO ME!! DO YOU THINK THEY
WILL ALLOW ME TO WRITE ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT IN THE FUTURE?????? BY THE WAY
DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS THE BEST DEMO YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS EVEN
BETTER THAN URIDIUM ON THE SINCLAIR SPECTRUM. MY FULL NAME IS SCRAPING
FOETUS OFF THE WHEEL, BUT ATOM WOULD NOT LET ME USE IT BECAUSE HE CAN'T
READ SUCH LONG SENTENCES. SO I HAD TO SLIM IT DOWN TO FOETUS. BUT I DON'T
CARE 'CAUSE I AM A NICE GUY. YOU MIGHT WONDER WHAT I DO IN NORTH STAR.
I MAINLY HARASS THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS TEAM BECAUSE IF I DON'T DO THAT,
NOTHING GETS DONE!!! THIS MEANS THAT ALL THE DEMOS RELEASED FROM NORTH STAR
ARE UNDER MY SUPERVISION. THIS MEANS THAT ALL GREETINGS FROM NOW ON SHOULD
READ FOETUS AND NOT ATOM, CRAB, OMEGA OR BOERNI. I AM WRITING THIS ON
ATOM'S CRAPPY COMPUTER, WHILE HE WAS IN THE KITCHEN DRINKING COFFEE (KAFFE
IN SWEDISCH). ATOM WANTS TO WRITE ON HIS CRAPPY COMPUTER BUT I WONT LET
HIM. ATOM IS NOW TRYING TO STRANGLE ME BLURG...URGHH......GURG.
HI FANS !! I'M BACK !!! FINALLY I GOT RID OF THAT BRAINLESS -
SUBCREATURE !!! I JUST WANTED TO SAVE YOU FROM HIS TRASH-TYPING !!
I'M THE HERO OF THE DAY NOW !!! THAT'S ALL BYE BYE !!! DAUS
EVERYBODY !!! HERE I AM, THE SOUNDMASTER HIMSELF!!! HOPE YOU HAVE HEARD MY LATEST
LATEST SUPERDUPER SONG. IF NOT, THEN LOOK OUT FOR NORTH STAR'S NEWEST
MEGADEMO DISK #2 !!!!...I HAVE NOW FULLFILLED FOETUS LAST WILL...I CAN NOW
COUNT TO THREE ATOMS... ONE IN THE KITCHEN, ONE IN LIVINGROOM AND THE REST
FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET...JUSTICE IS DONE...BIE BIE FROM JAZZE!!!!
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