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       MAHONEY & KAKTUS  ºJÆD        BLEURGH!       THIS IS THE UNOFFICIAL INTRO TO * FLUMMY! *   BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAHONEY & KAKTUS - NORTHSTAR AND FAIRLIGHT ...          THIS SHORT THING WAS MADE TO SAY HOW MUCH WE HATE OUR DEMOS "BLUE" AND "SCROLLY 1"    THESE WERE MADE HALF A YEAR AGO, WE WERE LOW-TECH-PROGRAMMERS ON AMIGA ...    BLUE WAS FINISHED TWO WEEKS AFTER WE GOT OUR AMIGAS.     SCROLLY TWO WEEKS LATER ...     URRRRK!             MAD IS THE WORLD, AND WE REALLY HOPE IT WILL STAY IN THAT WAY!            THIS IS A TEST OF OUR NEW BOOT-INTRO, THAT"S WHY IT"S SO SIMPLE ( ABOUT 9KB ( WITHOUT MUSIX   ( OF COZ ( STUPID! ( EH? ( OR? ( EEEEH? WHAT"S UP DOC??? ( NICE DRESS! ( ASSHOLE ( WHERE"S THE BEEF ? ( LOT OF THESE: ((((( OUT OF BRACKETS ERROR ??? ))))))))))))))))                ( ENJOYABLE STUFF? )         ( SURE VERY FLUMMY )         ( WHAT ELSE? )         ( WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM US?   SOMETHING NORMAL? )               NJAE +++        THERE IS A LITTLE SECRET IN THIS INTRO ...     ( TOP SECRET! )            DO LIKE THIS:       TAKE YOUR MOUSE   ( AT THE MOMENT CONNECTED TO THE RIGHT PORT   ( AMIGA 500 ONLY   ( STUPID   ( LOTS OF THESE: (((ÆH((((((((((((((((((( ))))))))))))))))))))))ÆD))))))ÆB)))ÆA)))  ÆB   ÆD        KOKOOO ???  ANYBODY HOME ???         EH?      OH! HELLO THERE!      FLUMMY!!!!          BACK TO THE MOUSE.       ON THE UPPER SIDE OF THE MOUSE, YOU WILL NOTICE TWO BUTTONS.     THESE ARE YOUR WEAPONS!!!!!       ON THE RIGHT, A FREEZE-GUN, AND ON THE LEFT SIDE A POWERFUL TELEPORTING-DEVICE!!!!      IF YOU HIT ( WITH HIT MEANS * H I T ! * )      YEAH!  IF YOU USE THE FREEZE-GUN, EVERYTHING WILL FREEZE, EXCEPT THE MUSIC ( IT"S TOO POWERFUL, AND HAS ITS OWN STRENGTH TO DEFEAT YOU )       WHEN YOU SLOWLY DECREASE THE STRENGTH OF YOUR GUN, THE MAIN-COMPUTER WILL SLOWLY CONTINUE, AS IF NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED!!!         NOW, WE"LL EXPLAIN THE TELEPORTING-DEVICE!        IF YOU USE THIS, YOU MUST BE VERY CAREFUL!    IT MAY TELEPORT THIS SCROLL TO MARS, TO INFINITE HELL, TO THE SUN AND ALL OTHER PLACES IN UNIVERSE.          I HOPE YOU DON"T WISH MY SCROLL TO HELL ...        SO, WHEN TERMINATING, BE SURE THAT YOU HAVE CLEAN THOUGHTS.    THINK ABOUT CANDYS, GIRLS, CARS, FRIENDS, NORTHSTAR-DEMOS, ME (MAHONEY) OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS NICE ...        BUT IF YOU EVER THINK DIRTY, THIS INTRO WILL BE TELEPORTED TO HELL, TO THE DARK DUNGEONS, TO A CHILLY PLANET, TO A DEFIERS-MEETING, OR MAYBE TRANSFORMED TO A FROG, A PIG, A SLIMY WORM, AND WORST OF ALL ---   IT MAY BE TRANSFORMED TO A VIRUS!!!!         AN EVIL VIRUS, CRYING FOR MERCY, PLACING ITSELF ON YOUR DISKS, DESTROYING YOUR BASIC-PROGRAMS, YOUR RECRACKS, YOUR ST-RIPPER, YOUR WORKBENCH AND FINALLY, BURNING YOUR COMPUTER TO DUST ...               UH\\\\\\\\!!!!  WASN"T IT SENSIBLE?     PLEEZ, PLEEZ, PLEEEEEZE BE KIND TO ME.     DON"T EVER THINK ABOUT  TERMINATING ME ...      I WOULD BE SO HAPPY, IF I COULD STAY HERE, ON YOUR DISKS, IN YOUR MEMORY, AND BE A NICE LITTLE DEMO ...       I DON"T EAT MUCH.   PLEASE - COPY ME ...       AND WHEN I GROW OLD, I WILL BE THE STRONGEST VIRUS-KILLER EVER SEEN.     FIGHTING AGAINST THESE UGLY LAMER-INVENTIONS ...              @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@NOW@BREAK@YOUR@BLOODY@CHAINS@AND@KILL@YOUR@MASTERS@@@@@@@@ @  @   @     AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE $$$$$$      WANNA SEE A PIC OF MY DOG ???           YOU WON"T, BUT INSTEAD LOOK AT THIS:    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ÆA;;;;;;;;;;;