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###################################################### THERE SAT TWO ELKS IN A BIG OAK.. THEN THERE CAME AN UBOAT FLYING... THE UBOAT LANDED IN THE THREE, AND FLEW INTO A HOLE IN THE TRUNK OF IT... THE FIRST ELK SAID TO THE OTHER: "IT MAYBE LIVS THERE, MAN"! THE POINT WAS TO GET YOU LAUGHING... I%LL WRITE A GOOD TEXT HERE, SO YOU%LL GET SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR PROBABLY TEARED EYES IF YOU CAN READ THIS... EH HE ONCE UPON A TIME -HE- WAS BORN! THEN HE DIED... VAD R DET SOM GR OCH GR, MEN SOM ALDRIG KOMMER TILL D RREN? - EN 68000! (MEN SKRATTA, M NNISKA! IF A DOG THEN ZWEI GROSSE BIER I HATTEN... THAT%S WHAT THEY TOLD ME, ANYWAY... KRAX! ############################################ IT%S NOT ANY IDEA TO CONTINUE WRITING THIS SCROLL, NO ONE READS IT ANYWAY... GOODNIGHT CHILDREN... EVERYWERE!
MAHONEY & KAKTUS PRESENTS FOR NORTHSTAR: - < FLUMMY > - THE XMAS IS NEAR, AND THE SNOW LIES EVERYWHERE... THIS IS THE TIME WHEN EVERY LITTLE CHILD IS LOOKING THROUGH KEYHOLES, TRYING TO GET A SURE SATISFACTION BY FINDING THE THOUGHT GIFTS AND SURPRISES. IT%S GETTING DARKER, BUT THE NORTHSTARS WON%T EVER LET YOU DOWN. IDEAS BY: MAHONEY & KAKTUS, GRAPHICS BY: MAHONEY & KAKTUS, SOUND BY: MAHONEY & KAKTUS, PROGRAMMING BY: MAHONEY & KAKTUS, FIX AND MIX BY: MAHONEY & KAKTUS OH, NO, NOW I WON%T GET ANY PARCELS FROM MY FAVOURITE, THE XMASMAN. I TOLD YOU TWO LIES IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCROLL! I. SNOW? HAHA! II. EVERY LITTLE CHILD? HAHA! EXCEPT YANKEE, WHO IS TOO STUPID! (ANYHOW, HE CAN%T REACH ANY KEYHOLE WITHOUT %STYLTOR%! HAHAHA! KAKTUS IS TAPPING... HE FEELS TIRED... HE IS TIRED... WHY TAPPS HE THEN? BECAUSE HE FELLS IT LIKE A GUILTY TO WRITE A LONG TEXT TO THIS DEMO... YEP, TONIGHT IT%S THE 12TH OR 13TH OF DECEMBER, IN THE YEAR OF 0000011111000100... BUT NOW, PECC (ALSO KNOWN BY HIS PARENTS AS PATRIK!) IS TAKING OVER MY KEYBOARD... AS KAKTUS SAID IT%S %LUSSEVAKA% IN HELSINGBORG! WE%RE SITTING HERE IN HIS OFFICE DRINKING FUNNYWATER, TIME JUST PASSED 04.00 AM AND I%VE NO SCHOOL TOMORROW... -KAKTUS HAS- HA! HA! HA! I%D LIKE TO TELL YOU A LITTLE FAIRYTALE... ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY BORN BY HIS PARENTS, WHO GOT THE FUNNY LITTLE NAME BLAISE PASCAL WHEN HE ONE DAY WOKE UP FROM HIS DEEP DEEP SLEEP HE HAD THE FUNNY NAME COMPUTER IN HIS MIND... HE STARTED TO THINK OF WHAT IT COULD BE AND DETERMEND TO START BUILDING THIS NEW THING.. 300 YEAR LATER HIS WORK ENDED (NOT BY HIMSELF) IN THIS MARVELLOUS AMIGA AND EVERY LITTLE CHISTMAS-CHILD WANTS ONE IN IT%S CHISTMAS-SOCK! MAY THE SANTACLAUSE BE WITH THEM........ THAT WAS SOME BALONEY FROM MAH. .. FROM PECC! I AM BACK AGAIN... YANKEE%S BODY LIES AMOULDRING IN THE GRAVE, YANKEE%S BODY LIES AMOULDRING IN THE GRAVE, HIS SOUL IS MARCHING ON! GLORY, GLORY, HALELULLA-LULL! THE STARS ON HEAVEN ARE LOOKING KINDLY DOWN, THE STARS ON HEAVEN ARE LOOKING KINDLY DOWN, HIS SOUL IS MARCHING ON! GLORY, GLORY, HALELULLA-LULL! HE%S GONE TO BE SOLDIER IN THE ARMY OF DEAD-LAMERS, HE%S GONE TO BE SOLDIER IN THE ARMY OF DEAD-LAMERS, HIS SOUL IS MARCHING ON! GLORY, GLORY, HALELULLA-LULL! FEELING FUNNY... PECC IS DEAD! OH, SORRY, HE%S JUST SLEEPING... HE%S CUTE WHEN HE SLEEPS! THERE%S SOMETHING SILENT ABOUT HIS FACE THEN! SNORK! ZZZRARK! ZZZZZAARRR! HRRRRRRRRRK! I%M THIRSTY! BETTER SLEEP... ARGH! SCHOOL BEGINNS IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS! I DON%T CARE... PECC JUST WOKE ME UP... THE SCHOOL BEGAN FOUR HOURS AGO! BETTER NOT CARE... - - - AGH, TODAY IT%S THE 28TH OF DECEMBER... AS YOU SEE, I HAVEN%T GOT SO MUCH TIME WITH COMPUTERS... NOT EITHER WITH SCHOOL... I DON%T CARE.. IN THE BEGINNING I SAID A LONG TEXT, BUT NOW I%M TIRED! BETTER SEND SOME HELLOS WITH PERSONAL MESS.... MAHONEY <I HAVE NEVER TIME, YOU KNOW... YOU ARE VERY GOOD, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!> MOGWAI <ONLY MENTIONED..> SPIKE <THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE SOMETHING HERE?? FEEL SUCKED... NEVER MIND!> PECC <KEEP UP YOUR MATHMATICS...> BOGGE <PLEASE DON%T CARE ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE.. UNDERSTOOD?> TORSTEN & BJ RN LOODBERG <THANX FOR EVERYTHING, AT LEAST SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!> ATOM <GNUFF ROWWS MUMS!> FOETUS <YOU WERE WRONG, THE XMASMAN CAME TO ME ANYWAY... ..BUT EXCUSE ME.. > MOPPE <SORRY FOR YOUR DRIVE.. (CAN I HAVE THE PIECES?) NO, DO AS SPIKE, NEVER MIND...> UFO <GOOD LUCK WITH "ALPHA-BASE"!> REX <WHY NOT?> JENNY <EVERYTHING IS, AND WILL ETERNALLY IMMORTALIZED BE... THAT%S WHY! > YNKEE <I DO HATE YOU NOW, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE...> RNN & PICK <AFTER YOUR ARRIVAL, JAMJAM FOR MORE THAN114 CROWNS DISSAPEARED... HAVEN%T YOU GOT YOUR OWN BALLS, HAHAHA! (LETS BE REALISTIC NOW, HRRRM) ANYWAY A NICE POSTCARD... (BUT WE WANT OUR MONEY..PP PLEEES ( AS ROGER RABBIT SAYS...) > ZIZYPHUS <SKIP THAT 64 NOW, AND DO SOMETHING REAL! (STONEAGE...)> THE DEFIERS <NO COMMENTS THIS TIME... ...EITHER!> ALASTOR <HI, WANT TO MEET YOU, HAVE ONLY SEEN YOU TWICE (DO YOU SPELL IT %TWICE%?)> GASTON <HAVEN%T HEARD OF YOU FOR ABOUT 8 MONTHS... ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?> SIR GAWAIN <HUH? R GGET FORTFARANDE L ST?? NOT FUNNY... WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT %ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM% MEANS? JUST ASKING, I KNOW.... > DE TRE POJKARNA EHN <ARVID, DOESN%T MATTER WERETHER I GO, YOU ARE STILL ALWAYS THERE... ORVAR, 14 MONTHS SINCE I SAW YOU... FUNNY? ERIK, DOESN%T CARE WHAT I WRITE HERE, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO READ IT! NO HARD FEELINGS, BUT WHAT DID YOU LEARN ME ON THOSE THREE YEARS? NO SOBBIN%, I UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU ARE ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS... (WELL SAID!)> SORRY IF I FORGOT YOU... NOW I%LL COMPLETE THIS SHIT! OH, LOOK AT MY DESK.. ON THE RIGHT SIDE, TWO 3.5" DISKBOXES, ONE IMC-MONITOR, ONE 1010 DRIVE, ONE MOUSE AND PAPERS, TAPES AND MASSES OF OTHER UNIDENTIFIED THINGS... IN FRONT OF ME AND UNDER MY FINGERS, ONE AMIGA500. AND ALSO ONE 1084 MONITOR. AND OFCOZ LOTS OF PAPERS AND OTHER SMALL THINGS... ON MY LEFT SIDE, MY MONACOR DMT-4000 INSTRUMENT, TO USE IN ELECTRICAL PURPOSES... AND ALSO MY 65 WATTS YAMAHA STEREO WITH CD AND ALL THAT STUFF... MORE TO THE RIGHT, A LITTLE TABLE CONNECTED TO MY WORKBENCH CONTAINING MY CASIO KEYBOARD WITH VOLUME ADJUSTMENT... ABOVE ME, ON SOME SHELVES, A STAR NL-10 PRINTER AND TWO 4.25" DISKBOXES, ALL MY INTERESTING BOOKS AS %HOW TO PROGRAM THE 6502%, %ADVANCED 6502 PRG.%, %PROGRAM YOUR 68000%, %HARDWARE REF MAN%, %HOW TO PRG THE 80286/386% ETC.. ETC... LETS GO UP ONE SHELF... TWO 4.25" DISKBOXES, MILLIONS OF ELECTRONICAL COMPONENTS, MORE BOOKS AND FOLDERS FILLED WITH COPIED VOLUMES... DAMN, BETTER CLEAN UP HERE BEFORE NEXT XMAS! SOON IT%S THE FIRST DAY 1989! THAT DAY, THE FIRST OF JANUARY, WILL AS USUAL BE MY BIRTHDAY... JUST IMAGINE, YOUR BIRTHDAY STARTS WITH PUBLICAL FIREWORKS! ZIZYPHUS HAS BOUGHT ME A PRESENT! HE DOESN%T KNOW THAT I KNOW! GARF! TIME RUNNS FAST... TODAY IT%S THE 29TH OF DEC, AND I HAVE JUST BEEN AT UFO%S HQ! EVERY DAMNED BASE IN SWEDEN IS EITHER CLOSED OR ADMITTED! LUCIFER! ..AND THEN, HIS GIRL CALLS HIM... SHE%S SICK, AND POOR UFO HAS TO GO TO HER PLACE AT ONCE... UFO CALLS A TAXI, AND BORROWS ALL MY MONEY! NO MONEY FOR A BUSS, JUST TO GO BACK HOME... G H! OH, YES, TODAY I ALSO CLEANED MY DESK... (APPROX 4.5 HOURS OF HARD, HARD WORK!) ALSO SPECIAL GREETINGS TO THE LOODBERG%S TURTLE, AND TO DATAL TT IN ESL V FOR %TRIMMING% MY AMIGA! SOMEONE HAS.. SIGNED MAHONEY & KAKTUS IN $07C4/C5! ALL RIGHTS, COPYRIGHTS, TRADEMARKS ETC BELONGS TO MAHONEY & KAKTUS...