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 HEEEEYYYYY!!!!!     THIS IS -*> MAD DOCTOR STRANGE <*- OF -*> NEW AGE <*- ADDRESSING YOU RIGHT NOW!!!    WELCOME AND BEHOLD!!!     THIS IS -*> CALVIN INTRO <*- FROM -*> NEW AGE <*-     CREDITS ARE   -*> Mad Doctor Strange <*-  CODE,     
-* Rubber Bung *- GFX,   -* Kevin Collier *- MUZAX & SAMPLES....     AND NOW SOME GREETS AND MESSAGES.....   HIPPEL DI HOPS GO TO **** -Paper Tiger- >"CHARACTER MODE FOR THE LADZ !! "...    -MATT THE RAT- ( SORRY ABOUT YOUR NAME BEING WRONG ON
THE LAST STUFF I SENT TO YOU...  I HAVE CHANGED IT SINCE THEN....   I WARNED YOU IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOU TO WAIT TILL I HAD DONE SOME XTRA WORK ON THOSE PROJECTS BEFORE I SENT THEM TO YOU IN THAT FIRST PACKAGE
THEY WERE VERY ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES...  I'LL CALL YOU SOON !! )    -DREDD- ( HEY KARL,I BET YOUR GLAD I FINNISHED SOME THING AT LAST !!! )    -CRAZE- ( HI,SIMON,HOWS THE TUT COMING ON??? )      -SCOOPEX-   -THE SILENTS- ( VERY
KOOL MUZAX BY JESPER KYD...  VERY KOOL... I LIKE APOCALYPSE AND SPACE SONG BEST ! )    -ARMADA-     -MAGNETIC FIELDS- ( SEE YA AT THE PARTY !!! )    -SKID ROW-    -PENDLE EUROPA-    -RED SECTOR-    -ZENITH-    -SKUM UK-
     IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US FOR ANYTHING THEN YOU SHOULD WRITE TO -      K.A.T ,      15 BOARDMAN STREET ,      ECCLES ,      MANCHESTER ,     M30 OFP....        IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO ME THEN WRITE TO THE PREVIOUS ADDRESS
BUT MARK YOUR ENVELOPE SOMEHOW WITH THE WORDS -MAD DOCTOR STRANGE-....    OTHER LETTERS WILL BE ANSWERED BY SWAPPERS......         SO,  WHATS INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT....     HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT A CERTAIN CHILDISH BOY HAS
REFUSED TO GIVE A FRIEND OF MINE HIS DRIVE BACK !!!    WHAT ELSE??   SURELY I MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY??    AH,YES!   IF YOU ARE GOING TO THE MAGNETIC FIELDS PARTY I WILL SEE YOU THERE....     I WILL BE WEARING A BRIGHT YELLOW COAT
!!!!   ( WERE SOMETHING BRIGHT, BE SEEN AT NIGHT ! )....    I WONDER IF THERE WILL BE A DEMO COMPETITION?  I HOPE SO...   ( THIS INTRO WILL PROBABLY BE RELEASED THERE SO ALL THIS TALK IS MOST LIKELY POINTLESS )...
I MIGHT BE RELEASING SOME OF MY OTHER NEW DEMOS THERE..  SUCH AS -COPPER BANDWAGGON- , -WELLIES-, AND MAYBE EVEN MY -MONTY INTRO-, ( AN INTRO CONTAINING A PLAYABLE MONTY VARIANT GAME RUNNING IN A SIMULATED CHARACTER MODE...
I SHIT YOU NOT !! ), OR EVEN THE -TUT TUT- DEMO....    THAT WILL BE VERY SPECIAL INDEED....     
HEY -TRIUMPH- CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WRITING OF SUCH A LONG NEEDED UTILITY...   -INTUITRACKER-  EXCELENT!  20 OUT OF 10!  ( IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT PLAYED FUTURE COMPOSER
TUNES TOO,MAYBE ? )     ITS ACTUALLY SITTING IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER OF MY DEVPAC WINDOW PLAYING A REALLY KOOL KEVIN COLLIER TUNE.....     HERE IS THE RECIPE FOR MAKING A 100% SUCCESSFUL AMIGA DEMO.....      (1) GET AN ASSEMBLER   
(2) LEARN TO WRITE WITH IT     (3) PROGRAM SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT,AND FULL OF ORIGINALITY,AMAZING GFX,AND AS MANY EXCELENT MUZAX AS POSSIBLE...  (4) SPREAD IT THROUGH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.... SIMPLE EH???     MAYBE NOT !?!?!
     TIME TO WRAP FOLKS...   WATCH OUT FOR -KOOL KING TUT- COMING IN A VERY LONG TIME...  BUT PROBABLY THE MOST COMPLETE DEMO IN EXISTANCE....       YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT WRITING TEXT ON THESE BACKGROUND SCROLLERS ?       YOU
CAN WRITE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING AT ALL AND NO ONE WOULD EVER READ IT !!        I COULD FOR INSTANCE SAY "TELL YOU WHAT..  THAT wild thing FROM cryptic uk IS A LAMING twat AND YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IT...    ( JUST IN CASE
YOU ARE WONDERING THE TEXT THERE IS IN SMALL CASE AND IF YOU WISH TO READ IT THEN YOU SHOULD DIG UP A COPY OF INTERUPTOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT... ).....     AND haslam WOULD PROBABLY BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULD EVER READ IT....
 


      HELLO!    AND WELCOME TO "CALVIN INTRO" FROM *NEW AGE* ......    CREDITS ARE -MAD DOCTOR STRANGE-  -CODE-       -RUBBER BUNG- -PICCY-    -FLAME- -BIG FONT-       -KEVIN COLLIER- -MUZAK-    
      ITS.. ME..   RUBBER BUNG..... ANYONE OUT THERE PLAY LIVE RPG'S????   DO YOU TAKE TIME OFF TRAIN-SPOTTING TO DO SO???? YES.......
ITS THE FANTASY EXPERIENCE....... BRING FORTH THE SACRED SWORD OF THATCHERISM... (EEEK!)   THE SACRIFICIAL ARMOUR OF ORDINARY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME....
AND BRING FORTH THE AXE OF NO POLT.......... NO POLL TAX....  YAAAAAAAAH HOOO........   IM ALL FOR THAT!!!!   SEEING AS I HAVE TO PAY IT!!   NOT LIKE MDS (SCHOOLY!!)
OH YEAS SPEAKING OF THING "UNDER AGE"  OOOOPS...  ILL NOT LET WHAT I DO IN MY SPARE TIME GET INTO THIS DEMO..........    A BIG HELLO GOES TO SALMAN RUSHDIE WHO IS ON B.S.B ALL THIS WEEK, SO NO ONE WILL 
KNOW WHERE HE IS!!    HOWDY TO TERRY WAITE ( TERRY WAITAWHILE ???  MERRY XMAS TELL..  WELL MISS YOU THIS YEAR...  AND NEXT....) I'VE GOT THE PUNCTURE FIXED ON YER BIKE....... SO..... AH ERRR BIT POLITICAL...
OH WELL.. WE NOW INVESTIGATE COPORATE CONSOLIDATE BID FOR COPRPORATE GUINESS.... THE SHARES INDEX.. AND CORPORATE INDUSTRIAL SELL OF BEFORE RELEASING HALF YEAR PROFIT ANALYSIS... ALSO WE FIND OUT... WHO GIVES A TOSS...
AHHHH.   MDS, U WANT A GO...... OH YOU DO, OH WELL IF YOU MUST....    HIYA DUDES....     MAY I PLEASE DIASSOCIATE MYSELF FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE POLITICAL JOKES ABOVE....     
   I SUPPOSE HERE IS WHERE I GET THE INTRO POLISHED UP READY TO SEND IN THE POST TO *MATT THE RAT* TOMMOROW SO AS IT GETS TO THE MAGNETIC
FIELDS PARTY TO BE RELEASED (MAYBE)..    THE TIME IS NOW 23:37 AND I HAVE A DEMO TO FINNISH FOR TOMMOROW ALSO...       TAKE IT AWAY MATT THE RAT....  "