%C #A HOWDY @D GUESS WHO @D RIGHT GUYS: THE %P #C NORTHERN @D TRADING @D ASSOCIATION@D %C #A PRESENTING THEIR LATEST DEMO. IT'S CALLED: #C %P 'THE DEMO'@D #A %C FIRST A FEW INSTRUCTIONS:%D USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 2 TO CONTROL THE ALIEN. TO CHANGE THE TUNES MOVE THE ALIEN TO THE COMPUTER ON THE RIGHT. PUSH JOYSTICK FORWARD TO SELECT BETWEEN 5 SONGS. TO GET THE ONE YOU WANT PRESS THE FIREBUTTON. AFTER YOUR CHOICE THE ALIEN WILL WALK BACK AUTOMATICALLY ( MARVELLOUS IDEA, HE, HE, HE ). IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US, OR IN CASE YOU ONLY WANT TO SEE A NEW GRAPHIC, PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON AND PRESS THE SAME BUTTON AGAIN ( THAT'S THE RIGHT ONE ) AND YOU'LL SEE THE SPACESHIP. BY THE WAY: IF YOU PRESS THE LEFT MOUSEBUTTON YOU'LL MISS ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING SCROLL EVER SEEN. BUT NOW FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS AND STOP SMOKING BECAUSE THE INTERESTING PART BEGINS..... FIRST THE NEWSFLASH ABOUT OUR GROUP: TWO OF US #C( YEGGMAN AND THE SAVAGE SKULL ) #A WILL MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE U.S.A. FOR 11 MONTHS. BUT THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEMS WITH SWAPPING BECAUSE TWO OF US STAY HERE IN GOOD OLD GERMANY #C ( THE REDEEMER AND THE GREATEST PROGRAMMER IN BREMEN - THE BITSPY - ) #A TO SWAP WITH ALL OF YOU IN CASE YOU ARE A FAST SWAPPER. IF THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO NEEDS SOMETHING SPECIAL OUT OF THE U.S.A. ( DRUGS, WEAPONS, GIRLS ... ) FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US, TOO. AND NOW A MESSAGE TO ALL LAMERS, LOSERS AND COMPUTER HANDICAPPED: PLEASE CONTACT US !!! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF DISKS AND MONEY AND WE ALWAYS LIKE LOSER LETTERS, SOMETIMES THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY, EG. : I'M 12 YEARS OLD, VERY STUPID AND MY BIRTHDAY WILL BE NEXT WEEK, SO PLEASE SEND ME YOUR LATEST STUFF. SIGNED EUREKA-SOFTWARE-GERMANY...... BUT WINNERS, GRAPHIC ARTISTS, SOUNDTRACKERCHAMPS ARE MORE WELCOME. AND HERE IS THE CREDIT OF THIS DEMO: ALL CODINGS WERE DONE BY THE ONE AND ONLY #C BITSPY #A THE GRAPHIX WERE DONE BY #C THE SAVAGE SKULL AND YEGGMAN #A NOTHING WAS DONE BY #C THE REDEEMER. #A THE FUTURETANK TUNES WERE RIPPED OUT BY MNEMOTRON OF SILICON LEAGUE ( ZITAT DR.MABUSE: SONNTAGSINTROS !!!! ) BUT THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY REPRESENT OUR OPPINION. AND NOW A MESSAGE TO THE FAMOUS #B %B RAMHUNTER: %D #A THANX FOR SPREADING THIS DEMO. EVERYONE OF #C THE N.T.A. #A WILL COME NEXT THURSDAY TO HELP YOU CLEANING UP YOUR BARRACK ( FUCK THE ARMY ). NOW WE HAVE TO MENTION THAT WE THINK THAT RIPPING OUT GRAFIX FROM OTHER GROUPS HAS TO PUNISHED AND PEOPLE WHO DO THIS AND DO NOT MENTION BY WHOM THE GRAFIX WERE DRAWN HAS TO BE KILLED, MEANING CUTTING OF THE HEAD OF THESE THIEVES BY USING AN OLD RUSTY AXE !!! AN EXCEPTION IS THE KNIGHT HAWKS FONT, BECAUSE IF EVERYBODY WHO HAS EVER USED THIS FONT WERE KILLED, THE AMIGA SCENE WOULD BE DEAD. OUR CODER WILL START EXPLAINING THE SOURCECODE OF THIS DEMO IN TEN SECONDS: #C 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 #B ( GERMAN VERSION ) - MACHE 4 BALKEN - - SPIELE ERSTE MUSIK - - MACHE STERNE ( OBEN UND UNTEN ) - - BAUE N.T.A. AUF - - SCHWABBEL N.T.A. - - FAHRE RAUMSCHIFF REIN - - STARTE LAUFTEXT - - LAUFTEXT MACHE HUEPF HUEPF - - MACHE JOYSTICK UND MAUS ABFRAGE - - BOB BEWEGE DICH GESCHWIND - - QUAELE BLITTER UND COPPERLISTE THAT'S ALL. #A AFTER THIS INTRODUCTION INTO COMPUTERSLIFE TRY TO FIND OUT THE GERMAN MEANING OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS: HOW DO UP DO HIGH KNEE. THE SOLUTION WILL BE COMING UP LATER, LATER MEANS AFTER THE MESSAGES AND THE GREETINGS AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE FUCKINGS. %B ... TATATATA TATATATA TROET TRUMP NOW THE GREETINGS WITH MESSAGES TO SOME OF YOU ( Z-A ORDER )...%C #C OUR GOLDEN REGARDS GO TO: THE NEW MASTERS, MEGAVISION ( HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A LONG TIME ), SILICON LEAGUE ( YOU HAVE GOT ALL YOUR MESSAGES ALREADY ), MR.ATARI ( WHAT ABOUT NEW ST-STUFF ), GOONIES ( READ THE MEGAVISION MESSAGE ), DEFJAM ( HOPE YOU'LL LIKE THIS DEMO ), CASCADE ( WHAT ABOUT YOUR COPY-PARTY ) %D #B OUR SILVER REGARDS GO TO: TROOPER, THE SCREAMING BEAST OF CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS, THE INVINCIBLE PROTECTOR, STARSTRIKER, SONNY, MR.MANIAC, DR.BIT, BLACK DIVISION ( ESP. BILBO ), B-PROJECT, BLADE RUNNERS ( ST'S BEST ) AND AVENGER. #D AND HERE ARE THE SHIT REGARDS TO: ZULU ( SEND 10 DISKS AND YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GROUP INTERCRACK WILL APPEAR IN THE NORMAL GREETINGS !!! ), SHARKS AND P.S.C. ( READ THE SCROLL IN OUR OLD INTRO, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS ), OTTI-SOFT ( STILL A MEMBER OF SKY ?!? HA HA HA ), NOOGI-SOFT AND EUREKA-SOFTWARE-GERMANY ( BETTER KAUF YOU A BAGGER AND BUDDEL YOU EIN !!! ). #A HERE IS THE QUIZ SOLUTION: HOW DO UP DO HIGH KNEE MEANS HAU DU AB DU HEINI. THAT'S ALL FOLKS WE HOPE TO GET LETTERS FROM ALL OF YOU !!! #C BYE BYE, THE NORTHERN TRADING ASSOCIATION .................................