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 PAUSE THIS WITH THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON 
                                        
                                        
    SHARE AND ENJOY (OF MEGAFORCE )     
    ===============================     
                                        
 PRESENT THEIR NEW DEMO.                
                                        
 CODE & SPRITES: COMRADE J              
 TUNE: ZING!                            
 GRAPHICS: MR KIPLING & T.I.W.          
                                        
                                        
                                        
          SHARE AND ENJOY ARE:          
          ====================          
                                        
                ANARCKY                 
                                        
        B.S.S. (GREY, PHIL & ESP)       
                                        
               COMRADE J                
                                        
               EKO-RANGER               
                                        
                 KRS 1                  
                                        
              MR. KIPLING               
                                        
               OVERLORD X               
                                        
                 OZONE                  
                                        
             RATH THE DRUID             
                                        
                 T.I.W.                 
                                        
                 ZING!                  
                                        
                  ZIT                   
                                        
                                        
             MEGAFORCE ARE:             
             ==============             
                                        
                AUSTRIA                 
                -------                 
 RANGER, SHARK THE MASTER, CRAZY TYPER, 
 REFLEX, CHARLY, BITFLASHERS, ILLUSION  
 & ACE.                                 
                                        
                FRANCE                  
                ------                  
 NASTY BOY, GHOST RIDER & LITTLE ZEUS.  
                                        
                GERMANY                 
                -------                 
 CYBORGS AND LUXOR.                     
                                        
                  U.K                   
                  ---                   
 SHARE & ENJOY.                         
                                        
                 U.S.A                  
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 RETRO AND ELRIC                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
 WRITING DEMOS IS BORING, DEBUGGING IS  
 THE FUN BIT!  A NASTY PIECE OF CODE AND
 MONAM2 AND I'M HAPPY FOR HOURS!!!!!!   
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
 MESSAGES:                              
TO: GOD'S TEAM(?) OF FRANCE - I'VE LOST 
YOUR ADDRESS, WRITE BACK TO ME!         
                                        
                                        
TO FREESTYLE: WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR   
NEXT SCROLLY-HOPE YOU LIKE THIS ONE !!! 
                                        
                                        
TO: NORTHSTAR/FAIRLIGHT - HOPE YOU LIKE 
MY ARTICLES FOR EXCELLER-8!             
                                        
                                        
TO: OVERLORD X OF SHARE AND ENJOY       
GET OUT OF BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!            
                                        
                                        
TO: MARKER OF X-MEN U.K.- WRITE AGAIN   
SOON!                                   
                                        
                                        
TO: JCS - CONTACT US!                   
                                        
                                        
TO: ARCADIA TEAM - THANKS FOR SINUS     
CREATOR  (AS USED IN THIS DEMO!).       
                                        
                                        
TO: BIG A OF CRACK FORCE FIVE - THANKS  
FOR GREAT SENDINGS.                     
                                        
                                        
TO: THE ARCADE MASTER - WERE YOU        
IMPRESSED WITH MY SOLDERING IRON?       
                                        
                                        
TO: JAY-II - YOU'RE THE CRIPPLE         
TOILET-BRUSH HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!           
                                        
                                        
TO: TBY - THANKS FOR THE IDEA FOR THE   
SCROLL ENDS, BUT I FOUND AN EASIER WAY  
TO DO IT THAN YOUR IDEA!                
                                        
                                        
TO: ALL PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS - GET CODING
                                        
                                        
TO: JAILER - THANKS FOR THE BOOTSWITCH. 
                                        
                                        
TO: BIG AL (BIGE ALE?) - YOU SPELL IT   
DEMOS, NOT DEMOES!                      
                                        
                                        
TO: SHADOW WARRIOR/L'DISQUE - THANKS FOR
THE CHEAP MIDI KEYBOARD.                
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
IF ANYONE KNOWS THE HARDWARE ALTERATIONS
NEEDED TO SWITCH ON/OFF THE LOW PASS    
FILTER ON AN EARLY A500 (WITHOUT        
SOFTWARE SWITCH) - PLEASE LET COMRADE J 
KNOW VIA ADDRESS BELOW. I'VE SEEN IT    
DONE ON AN A1000, SO I KNOW IT CAN BE   
DONE.                                   
                                        
 PRESS RIGHT BUTTON TO PAUSE THIS CRAP  
                                        
 IF YOU'RE COOL, CONTACT US!            
                                        
   SAE: 26 SOUTHWAY, CROYDON, SURREY,   
          CR0, 8RP, ENGLAND             
                                        
WE DO NOT SELL GAMES. ALL REQUESTS TO   
BUY PIRATE SOFTWARE WILL BE THROWN IN   
THE BIN.  SAE IS A NO LAMER ZONE.       
                                        
 PHONE THE MEGAFORCE BBS IN USA ON:     
 815 458 2236 - HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!      
                                        




                                                                                                                                                                 YES, SHARE AND ENJOY ARE NOW PART OF THE MEGA MIGHTY   MEGAFORCE  รพ a a  COMRADE J OF SHARE&ENJOY/MFC HERE, I'VE NEVER SPENT SO LONG ON A DEMO BEFORE, AND I THINK IT'S WORTH IT.BY THE WAY, I STARTED THIS DEMO BEFORE I SAW THE KEFERENS ONE, YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE MONSTER WITH REFLECTION, SO I DIDN'T STEAL THE IDEA, OK BIG AL?    SHARE&ENJOY SENDS THE ULTIMATE REGARDS TO ALL MEGAFORCE MEMBERS WORLDWIDE (SEE ABOVE). THE HIGHLY RATED GIGA OSMIRIDIUM GREETS TO:  BAMIGA SECTOR ONE DK (LORD DREDD) AND BAMIGA SECTOR ONE UK (SID, ETC), TRIANGLE (BIG A OF CRACK FORCE FIVE), SUBWAY, NORTHSTAR AND FAIRLIGHT, RED SECTOR INCORPORATED (OK DRONE?), THE SEX BOYS, FREEDOM FORCE OF SUNRIDERS, INVISIBLE CRIME, LEZ, TEAM X (PREDATOR), ACCUMULATORS, ALPHA FLIGHT (FREESTYLE), ROADRUNNERS DENMARK, EXPERT SYSTEM (BLACK NINJA), L'DISQUE (SHADOW WARRIOR), ARCADE MASTER, TSK-CREW (ALEX), NORTHERN LIGHTS (ROXY), GANYMED, THE TOP BOYS (VICTORY), NNT, CAE AND THE CITIZENS, ARCADIA TEAM, PSEUDO-OPS (DESTINY), NIETSNIE, THE CULPRITS, THE ELECTRIC MENAGERIE CORPORATION, GOFFY CRACKINGS, STACK (JOE), X-MEN U.K. (MARKER & ACID), HCS 4220, HELLOWEEN, PBG, TKK (JON), THX-1138 (IVAN SERBLOTSKI - HAVE YOU REALLY SOLD YOUR AMIGA?), QUORAM (RC, PAUL, ETC), ACID, ANC EUROPE, AMIGALORDS, TRISTAR (CAPTAIN BRITAIN), STUPID NAME TEAM (YIDDO), CYRUS, ACES HIGH, NILRAC ENTERPRISES, JAILER, GLEN, TRICKY, ZAG THE INVISIBLE, THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT, MPY-86 (THE MAD DIGGER & ARMAGEDDON), BUNGLE, BENNY, BULGY THE WOMBLE, THE COLONEL (aaaaa), JAMWARE, POGOSOFT, IAN&MIC, CALIFORNIAN BEACH BOYS AND ALL OTHERS.     NASTY REMARKS GO TO: THE DOUGHNUT WHO DID THE WORLD OF WANaERS DISKS.     AND NOW A FEW THINGS YOU OUGHT TO KNOW. FIRSTLY, OUR MEMBER ANARCKY IS GROWING A SPONSORED BEARD AT THE MOMENT. HE IS GETTING 30P A DAY FOR IT (IT'S SAD WHAT SOME PEOPLE WILL DO TO SUBSIDISE THEIR STUDENT GRANTS!)  SECONDLY, A COMMENT ABOUT HAWKEYE OF FREESTYLE. HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A REAL COMPUTERFREAK TO ME, HIS BEDROOM IS TOO TIDY. WHAT'S THE POINT OF BUYING DISK BOXES WHEN YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD CARPET TO STORE DISKS ON?  ALSO, OUR EX-MEMBER JAY-II (KICKED OUT FOR BEING LAME) WAS RECENTLY SUSPENDED FROM HIS SCHOOL! HE WAS SUSPENDED BECAUSE HE HAD MOST OF HIS HAIR CUT OFF! STUPID PRAT!   THE COLONEL STILL HAS NO AMIGA (POOR CHAP).        HEY PHIL OF BSS, NICE NEW DEMO. BUT DID YOU WRITE THE WHOLE DEMO WITH MON? I KNOW IT'S VERY BORING, BUT ASSEMBLERS DO TEND TO BE QUICKER IN THE LONG RUN.  a a SHARE&ENJOY a a. HEY TUFTY, HAVE YOU GOT YOUR LASER WORKING YET. IT WOULD LOOK REAL NEAT AT OUR NEXT COPY PARTY! AND PJ, CAN I BORROW THE STEVEN HAWKING BOOK SOMETIME (NO PUN INTENDED!).   BY THE WAY, ONE OF OUR MEMBERS USES AN ST AS A PRINTER BUFFER! (GOOD ONE OVERLORD X, YOU'RE PUSHING THAT SHITHEAP TO ITS LIMITS!)   OH QUARK! THAT REMINDS ME! ON WEDNESDAYS FROM ABOUT 11.30AM TO 1PM I HAVE TO USE AN 1040ST - WHAT A PILE OF JUNK. I MANAGED TO CODE A NICE ROUTINE TO PRINT UP PRETTY BOMBS ON THE SCREEN BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'LL ACCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF MY 3D GRAPHICS PROJECT. HO HUM, THE BOMBS ARE NICER ANYWAY.  a a a a a  DUE TO OTHER COMMITMENTS (UNIVERSITY), I WON'T BE ABLE TO DO MUCH CODING FOR A WHILE NO, BUT I'LL CARRY ON WITH THE ODD INTRO OR TWO, AND POSSIBLY SOME MORE CRACKS.   IF YOU CAN CODE AND YOU WANT TO JOIN US, WRITE TO US AT THE ADDRESS ABOVE, OR IF YOU'RE LEARNING HOW TO CODE, CONTACT US ANYWAY. WE WILL BE LAUNCHING A NEW MAGAZINE SOON FOR CODERS.     I HEAR THAT PUBLIC ENEMY HAVE DIED, AND THAT THEY HAVE FORMED A NEW GROUP, CALLED REFLEX OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. GOOD LUCK TO YOU  (WITH ENEMIES LIKE QUARTEX YOU NEED ALL THE LUCK YOU CAN GET!)    HEY FREESTYLE? WHY DO YOU LET BIG AL STAY IN YOUR GROUP? ALL HE CAN DO IS COPY, AND HE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT PROPERLY (HENCE GIVING US CHUCKIE EGG & OTHER SHIT INSTEAD OF SWORD OF SODAN). PERHAPS HE SHOULD LEARN TO WRITE SO HE CAN PUT DISK LABELS ON HIS DISKS.   COME ON BIG AL, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, WE USED TO BE GOOD MATES.  I DIDN'T WANT TO SLAG YOU OFF IN THIS DEMO, BUT YOU LEFT ME NO ALTERNATIVE WITH YOUR STUPID ATTITUDE.   NOTE: I'M NOT SLAGGING OFF FREESTYLE, IT'S JUST A SMALL MOAN AT BIG AL.    JUST GROW UP, KID!          a a a a a a a a a a   AND NOW A QUICK NOTE FROM BULGY THE WOMBLE: WATCH OUT FOR A BRAND NEW FORCE IN CODING COMING YOUR WAY SOON ....... REMEMBER ....... WOMBLESOFT - A GREAT NEW FORCE IN COMPUTER SOFTWARE. PS ... IT`S ALL TRUE ABOUT BIG AL!!            GENERATE DON'T MEDITATE (AGAIN?) OK T.I.W. HERE. AND I PRESENT FOR YOU THE ABSOLUTE ECSTATIC ULTIMATE IN SCROLLY TEXTS. AND WHY NOT. CONTAINED IN THIS BINARY EQUIVALENT OF THE TEN
COMMANDMENTS IS THE ULTIMATE INFORMATION ON LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING.
LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING USED, FOR ME, TO CONSIST OF SEVERAL THINGS.
SUCH AS PLAYING PARADROID (THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME), LUNAR JETMAN, JET PAC,
ALIEN 8, HIGHWAY ENCOUNTER AND STARSTRIKE II. BUT THAT WAS UNTIL I BECAME ONE OF
THE HOLY ENLIGHTENED. I FOUND THE AMIGA. YES, BEFORE THESE I HAD THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER- A
SPECTRUM!!! (AND A 64 AS WELL- LOOK FOR OLD CRAX BY TINY- NOT OF a bcd a.) HERE FOLLOWS A
TECHNOFANTASY. COMPILED BY T.I.W. IN THE TROLLYSCREXT OF BOMB RAID JAY. AFTER
THE FUTURISTIC POLICEMAN CAME OUT OF THE NEURAL INPUT ARCADE, AND ARRESTED A
ROGUE CYBORG FOR BLOWING SOMEBODY'S LEG CLEAN OFF WITH HIS BIG TOENAIL. AND
THAT WAS IT- WINNER OF THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR BINARY LITERATURE. (EVEN BEATING THE
TOTAL OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY ON CD-ROM.) I'LL SEND A
MESSAGE TO THE POLICE- YOUR LAST SENDINGS WERE LAME, SEND BETTER STOFF NEXT TIME. ONCE I'VE
GOT THIS LAME STRAIGHT JACKET OFF. (LIKE HAWKY IN THE FUK FIRST INTRO? SHALL I
GRASS? YEAH, WHY NOT.) OH NO, HERE THEY COME. QUICKLY, HAWKY, KILL THEM!
HAWKEYE IS STOPPED MID-MOTION AND HANDCUFFED. 'YOU'RE NICKED SONNY.' SAID THE
BURLY BOBBIE AS HAWKY WAS DRAGGED TO THE BLACK MARIA BY SIX MAD COPPERS. (NOT
WILD COPPERS!) GOOD. HAWKY NOW LIES BEATEN UP ON THE CELL FLOOR. HEY, HERE'S A
JOKE- IF PIGS COULD FLY, NEW SCOTLAND YARD WOULD BE LONDON'S THIRD AIRPORT. HAR
HAR HAR. A MEGA...OOPS, ANTI-GREETING TO CAPTAIN BOB HAY. YOU SHEEPISH
SPOILSPORT. KILL ALL THE SOFTWARE POLICE!! SAE MAKES THE SIGNS. AS ANARCKY WOULD SAY,
PROPERTY IS THEFT. AS COMRADE J SAYS, SPREAD THE DISK, NOT THE VIRUS, AS SHADOW
WARRIOR SAYS, WE CAME, WE SAW, WE COPIED! AS I SAID, SOD OFF YOU NOSEY
BASTARDS.SHARE AND ENJOY HOLDS THE CROWN - WE WIN AT DEFENDER OF THE CROWN ANY
TIME. WATCH OUT FOR A DEFENDER OF THE CROWN MEGATRAINER SOON! LAMERS ARE DENIED THE
PRIVILEGE OF DOING A DEMO(E) AS FINE AS THIS CODE MASTERPIECE. HELLO TO THE
ELECTRIC MENAGERIE, OR, SHOULD I SAY, RON SPON ME OLE KIPPERS. A WORD TO THE
CULPRATS (THIS WAS DELIBERATE THIS TIME)- DON'T SELL SOFT- JUST a SHARE AND
ENJOY!! a ALSO, WHERE'S THIS LAME DEMO? I WANT IT FOR THE NEXT bcd DEMO DISK! A
MESSAGE MISSING FROM THE MESAGE TROLLYSCREXT. THE LAMP POST STILL AWAITS YOUR
PRESENCE MELVIN!! AND GIVE ME VOUS-CONNAISSEZ-QUI'S ADDRESS OR I PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE
DUSTBIN AGAIN. IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME CALL ENGLAND (01) 777 5155 AND ASK FOR
RUSS. (NOT YOU MELVIN- YOU KNOW ME ALREADY!) HELLO ALAN, HOW'S LIFE WITH NOTHING
TO DO EXCEPT COPY? C-OOOO-OOPPP-PPPY!! SLAVING ALL DAY OVER A HOT X-COPY AND OVER A HOT STUFF. LIVE A BIT- ACTUALLY READ THE AMIGA BASIC
MANUAL- YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING. AT LAST I  CAN REVEAL WHAT PLUM RAID JEYE WAS
GOING TO GET YOU FOR XMAS- THE BOOK 'KIDS AND THE AMIGA' BY BROWN WAUGH
PUBLISHING (THANK YOU VERY MUCH- BROWN WAUGH- WHERE'S MY FIFTY QUID?) AND NOW
ON TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY HAT STAND (IRRELEVANT)- NO, REALLY HAT STAND.  
AND ONCE AGAIN I RE-ITTERATE (HEY GERMANS- ANOTHER LONG WORD?!? [COMRADE J
HERE, I MUST EXPLAIN THAT COMMENT. IN OUR LAST DEMO, WE SAID A LONG WORD AND
PUT IN BRACKETS AFTER IT (LONG WORD, EH GERMANS?) THIS WAS BECAUSE WORLD OF
WONDERS WERE LEANING OVER US READING WHAT WE TYPED IN AND LOOKED TOTALLY
CONFUSED WHEN WE TYPED IN SAID LONG WORD. END OF EXPLANATION.] ) MY PREVIOUS
EXCLAMATION- WHEN IS SOME LAMER GOING TO GET OFF HIS GOLDEN BEHIND (BOMB RAID
JAY- SEE NO SWEARING) AND WRITE PARADROID ON THE AMIGA- ANDREW BRAYBROOK
YOURSELF YOU TOTAL TRAITOR. YOU SAID IN ONE ISSUE OF ZZAP! THAT THE AMIGA
BURIED THE S(HI)T AS A GAMES MACHINE (I TOTALLY AGREE) AND YOU LOVED THE AMIGA.
AND WHAT DO YOU GO AND DO? WRITE A LAME GAME ON THE S(HI)T. AND SOMEBODY CAN DO
ALL THE ULTIMATE SPECCY GAMES TOO (OR WRITE A FULLY WORKING SPECTRUM EMULATOR
THAT RUNS AT FULL SPEED SO I CAN PLAY 'EM. [WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY OR SUMFIN?
S'POSE YOU WANT A MICRODRIVE INTERFACE TOO! - CJ)  YEAH WHY NOT! ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THIS BANTER.
MY HYPERSPATIAL PHENOMENAL CONTRIFIBULARITIC (GAWSH!) GIGA-GREETICULAR
GREETOIDS WERE IN WITH THE OTHERS BEFORE ALL MY STUFF(Y?). OTHERS- YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
 ( ANTI-MATTER REVERSE RUN-OVER WALLABY HELLFIRE-ATTACK KWASIMODO DEFORMED 
 GREETINGS TO ALL LAMERS.) I DECLARE 1989 INTERNATIONAL YEAR OF THE LAMER. GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY AND SUPPORT- THEY NEED IT!
BLUE PETER- YOU MUST HAVE ANOTHER APPEAL, BRING AND BUY SALES EVERYWHERE FOR
THE LAMERS OF THE WORLD. BUT A HINT TO ALL BIG TEAMS- LAMERS ARE ONLY 1 QUID 20
PENCE PER DOZEN AN THE T.I.W. SUPERMARKET- BUY 'EM WHILE THEY'RE FRESH AND
SALMONELLA-FREE. I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON HERE QUARTEX (HINT HINT!) ALL MENTIONED
ABOVE CAN HAVE 10 % DISCOUNT. ALSO ON SPECIAL OFFER FOR THIS DEMO ONLY, FRESH
EGGS (THEY'RE SO GOOD EVEN EDWINA CURRIE HAS APPROVED THEM!!) ONLY 600
SOVS 99P A DOZEN. (AFTER TOTAL CHICKEN SLAUGHTER). WELL, IT MEANS MORE MONEY FOR
COLONEL SANDERS I SUPPOSE. AND, THIS RASTER LINE ONLY! BRAND NEW SECOND-HAND
EIGHT INCH DISKS. USE THEM ON YOUR AMIGA FOR THE PRICE OF A GRAMMOPHONE AND A
RIBBON CABLE. THE ANTIQUE GRAMMY, 50P. THE DISKS, 80 QUID. (ABOUT THE PRICE OF A
LAGER AT ANY WELL-KNOWN NIGHTCLUB.) WELL, CLOSING TIME THERE FOR TODAY. OPENING
TIME FOR THE SAE NEW YEAR MESSAGES. STOP PRESS- YOU'LL BE HEARING A LOT FROM US SOON. A REPORT
IN PART 2. I'VE ONLY SLIGHTLY SWORN ONCE THIS SCROLLY.
THAT'S A F?##%** RECORD FOR ME. PEOPLE SWITCHED OFF DEMO NO.3 BECAUSE OF MY BAD
TONGUE IN IT. (ZUT! I WANTED TO SWEAR THERE!) (PARDON MY FRENCH!) A FEW LAME
HELMET GREETS HERE. HI KEEF AND CHRIS (HAVIN' FUN?), JEHAN (HOW'S IT GOIN' WITH
THE BIRDS?), WAHEED (YO, SAFE) AND EVERYONE ELSE AT THE BIGGEST PIRATE-HOLE IN
SOUTH ENGLAND. PITY IT'S ALL LAME BBC GAMES AND ST SPREADSHEETS AND COPIES OF
STARGLIDER. THEY SHOILD BE PUT UP AGAINST A WALL AND SHOT. ESPECIALLY A
ST-OWNING LAMER CALLED ZULI. MAY YOU BURN FOR WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE AMIGA! I
LOVE SNAPPING THE CABLES ON THE ST'S MOUSE THERE. BUT THEY'VE GOT AN ATOM OF
GOOD TASTE, I SUPPOSE. TWO STAR LC24-10'S AND AN EPSON LQ 2500 PRINTER. I MUST
NICK IT SOMETIME. (BUT IT'S A BIT HARD TO FIT UNDER MY COAT- I'LL PUT IT DOWN
MY UNDERPANTS. BORROWED FROM A VIZ CHARACTER CALLED FELIX). MESSAGE TO
ALL YOU COLD-BLOODED EUROPEANS- BUY VIZ- THE MOST AWSOME COMIX IN THE KNOWN SKY-
BETTER EVEN THAN 2000 AD (I STOPPED GETTING THAT WHEN I WAS 12! CJ)! NOW, ALL YOU WHO PUBLISH VIZ- I WANT 600 QUID FOR ADVERTISING
 YOUR COMIC INTERNATIONALLY. WELL. THIS IS A NICE DEMO. PROBABLY OUR BEST TO DATE.
BUT I LIKED THE MUZAX ON DEMO 2 AND SOME OF THE GFX ON DEMO 3. DEMO 4 HAD A NICE
PICCY BUT SO HAS THIS.(BITS BY ME.) (THE BORING BITS! CJ) HA HA HA HA HA HERE ARE MY PARANOID-SENSITIVE SUNGLASSES FOR THE
REST OF THIS SCROLLER. MY EARS ARE SORE- MUST TURN UP THE DISASTER AREA MUZAX.
AT THE MOMENT, I'M TRYING TO CONVERT THIS INTO SOUNDTRACKER, BUT I CAN'T SAMPLE
THAT LOUD. BANG. (THERE GOES MY SAMPLER.) THE BLACK STUNT SHIP HAS JUST CRASHED INTO THE SUN AND THE
UNIVERSE HAS JUST ENDED. BUT HERE I AM IN MILLYWAYS. NO LAMER UNIVERSE IS GOING
TO STOP US WINNERS HERE. BUT HERE GOES NUFFIN'. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD, AND HERE'S
SOMEONE STRANGE TO ENTERTAIN YOU. HE'S WEARING A DARTH VADER MASK. THIS IS T.I.W. (TOTALLY INSANE WEIRDO, BUT
ALSO THE IRON WARRIOR) DYING OFF AND DISAPPEARING. OH NO, THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE
OUTTTTT........OK THATS ALL BYE. (GOOD ENDING, EH?) IF YOU WANT TO PLUG YOUR
BOOK IN THIS SPACE, CONTACT a SHARE&ENJOY a AND WE'LL HYPE IT WELL FOR YOU.
(END OF MILLIONTH ADVERTISEMENT). . . . . . . . . IMPORTANT MESSAGE.    
THERE NOW FOLLOWS THE JOKE SECTION OF THE SCROLLY TEXT. NONE OF THE COMMENTS IN
THIS SCROLLY ARE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, IT'S ALL MEANT AS LIGHT-HEARTED HUMOUR
AND IF YOU ARE UPSET, WE ARE SORRY.  NONE OF THE GROUPS OR PEOPLE IN THIS PART
OF THE SCROLLY ARE REAL AND ANY RESEMBELANCE TO PERSONS LIVING, DEAD OR REJECTS MEMBER IS PURELY
COINCIDENTAL.         OK THEN YOU LAMERS. HERE'S A FEW GOOD TIPS FOR ALL YOU PROGRAMMERS OUT THERE, OR ALL YOU LEARNING TO PROGRAM AND TRYING TO
CRACK. (HI TIM)   FIRST TIP. I LIKE THE MOVE.L COMMAND.
IT'S VERY NICE. YOU SHOULD USE IT IN YOUR DEMOS. THE REGISTERS I PREFER ARE D0
AND A0, BUT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO USE D1 OR D2 INSTEAD OF D0 SOMETIMES (I SOMETIMES
USE D1, D2 AND SOME OTHERS TOO)  THE COPPER IS NICE. IF YOU LIKE NICE COPPER
SCROLLYS THEN USE LOTS OF COLOURS. THE BEST COLOURS ARE IN THE HEX RANGE $0000
TO $0FFF. IF YOU ARE USING HOLD AND MODIFY MODE YOU CAN USE ALL OF THEM (IF YOU
CANNOT MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHICH TO USE.)  AS FOR CRACKING THERE ARE THREE WAYS
OF DOING IT. FIRSTLY, WAIT UNTIL QUARTEX DO IT. (HELLO QUARTEX, IF YOU LIKE
THIS DEMO, THEN WHY NOT BUY IT? SEND 50P TO OUR ADDRESS, AND WE'LL SEND YOU
YOUR REGISTERED DEMO USERS NUMBER!). SECONDLY, GIVE IT TO ALAN (F.U.C.K. - FREAKSTYLE U CAN'T KRACK  - NO TIW, THAT'S NOT SWEARING, IT'S
INITIALS, SO B*GGER OFF. THEIR NEW INITIALS ARE F.S.U.K. FREAKS STILL UNABLE (TO) KRACK) YOU WERE FU**ING SWEARING THAT TIME AND NO
FU**IN' DOUBT ABOUT IT. - T.I.W.   BUG OF, AND I JUST EDITED YER SWAREWERDS!
OH MY GOD, I IS SPEAK LIKE HOW DEMO AT EUROPE SAY ENGLISH LIKE!      
HALLALLLLALLIHOOOOOOLLA!    HERE I SIT IN
BJORN'S ROOM HE EAT PIZZA AND WATCHS R-TYPE IN BETAMAX. LOTS NEW STOFF TODAY.  NEXT IS SLEEP. I SLEEP
TODAY LIKE CODE MY DEMOE(!!!!). WOLFGANG COME HERE NOW. HE NOT EAT MY PIZZA AND
DRINK MY COCA. HE BRING NEW STUFFY AND HAVE VERY FUN. FRUSTY OFF FREAKSTEAL NOT
UNDERSTAND ME SAID AT HIM. HE SPEAK TWO MUCH WOP.         a a a a a a a a a a a
a a a a a a ENOUGH OF THEM I THINK.  NOW TO THE THURD METHOD OF CRACKING. TAKE
THE DISK, UN-WRITE PROTECT IT AND HIT IT WITH A LARGE HAMMER. THIS SHOULD CRACK
IT (IDEAL METHOD FOR LAMERS). HEY ALAN, GIVE ME MY HAMMER BACK.     HEY
T.I.W. WE'RE ON LINE 118 ALREADY! AND THAT DON'T INCLUDE MY BIT AT THE
BEGINNING WITH ALL THE GREETS IN. I WONDER HOW MANY FU**ING LINES WAS IN THE
TRISTAR SCROLLYTEXT? (TRISTAR- SEND ME SOME OF YOUR AWESOME STICKERS PLEEEASE!!) I WOULDN'T LIKE TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH THAT TEXT FILE.
I SUPPOSE IT WOULD SAVE READING THE WHOLE DEMO, THOUGH. - T.I.W.  WELL, T.I.W.,
I DON'T THINK THE FILE WOULD LIKE TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH YOU EITHER. -
COMRADE J.        AND NOW THE COUNTDOWN           10             01            
00     (BINARY!)      GOOOOOOODBYEEEEEEEEE!     HAVE FUN KIDDIES
AND SEE YOU NEXT TIME!     DON'T DO ANYTHING WE WOULDN'T DO!!! (TBY, LEAVE THOSE YAKS ALONE!!!!)          GOOOD
BYEE GOOD BYEEE DA DE DA  DA DE DA  DA DE DA DA FEEEEEEGARO, FIGARO. (MY AUNT HAD A CAT CALLED FIGARO - COMRADE J)   ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, READ
THIS!