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   * HO, HO, HO! *  
 IT'S DARK AND COLD 
 OUTSIDE AS A CAVE  
  AND THE SNOW IS   
 FALLING.  SANTA IS 
  DRUNK WHILE THE   
LITTLE BROWNIES ARE 
  HAVING AN PARTY.  
 OFCOURSE IT MEANS  
 THAT CHRISTMAS IS  
BACK AND SO IS M12! 
                    
  WE PRESENT THIS   
    RELEASE TO      
REMIND YOU ABOUT OUR
BOARDS. IF U HAVN'T 
CALLED THEM ALREADY,
GIVE THEM A CONNECT!
                    
 WITHOUT DELAY,     
        DIAL TODAY! 
                    
 STAND BY, NUMBERS  
 COMING UP........  
                    
 - CAPTIVE HONOUR - 
  230 MB, USR 16K8  
AMI-X N CONSOLE CONF
  SYSOP: BAREFACE   
                    
  * 46-21-337182 *  
                    
  - SUFFOCATION -   
   +9600BPS ONLY    
    0 DAYS/ELITE    
   SYSOP: RAMIREZ   
                    
  * 45-491-80760 *  
  - REVOLUTION -    
    100 PERCENT     
    SNES ONLY!      
  SYSOP: SY-KLONE   
                    
  * 46-431-51557 *  
                    
- CABLE JUNCTION -  
 4NODEZ AND 1G7HD   
  SYSOP: VECTOR     
                    
SOON UP AND KICKIN! 
                    
 AND LET'S NOT 4GET 
                    
 - JUNGLE FEVER -   
   SYSOP: TACTEL    
                    
OPENS UP NEXT YEAR! 
                    
 ALL THE BOARDS HAS 
 A TOP SECRET CONF. 
                    
HOPE EM WILL        
 SATISFY YOUR NEEDS.
                    
 OOHHH NNNOOOO....  
 THE CREDITS:       
  (HOW'S TO BLAME?) 
                    
 CODE -  HEINZ - ZYX
                    
   GFX - ERACORE    
                    
     SFX - AMP      
                    
    OKEY, DONE!     
NOW LET'S GO ON WITH
     THE REST.      
IF IT'S WINTER,     
WHERES ALL THE SNOW?
                    
IT GOTTA BE THE     
  CLOUDS BLOCKING...
                    
CHRISTMAS           
     THE PARTY      
           NEW YEAR 
                    
 TOO BAD THAT THEY  
   AREN'T IN THE    
  SUMMER INSTEAD!   
 A KWIQ YO TO THE   
OTHER M12 DIVISIONS.
ESPECIALLY TO TFG,  
NIGHTHAWK, RAMIREZ, 
VECTOR AND RACK.    
                    
KEEP COOL'N -       
    - LIVE PROSPER..
                    
* PARTY ON, I'M OFF!
            /ERACORE
                    
    NEXT JERK UP....
  YYYEEEEEEESSSSSS  
                    
 * MAJIC 12 SWEDEN *
                    
  IS ONE YEAR OLD!! 
    (ARE WE...)     
                    
                    
 HEPPP  NOW OVER    
                    
                    
            TO...   
                    
THE MEMBERLIST....  
                    
 BURTON - AMP - ZYX 
   ODEON - HEINZ    
 GRIFFIN - ERACORE  
  SY-KLONE - CINDY  
  BAREFACE - MELLY  
  TRACY - DERELICT  
                    
  AND NOONE ELSE    
       (HEJ ERIK!)  
                    
                    
 BURTON AT DA KEYS. 
                    
 WE ARE LOOKING     
    FOR             
 A SWAPPER IN       
   SWEDEN.......    
                    
 NO ASHOLES         
  (NOT UNDER THE    
      AGE OF 15 )   
                    
 WRITE TO DIZ ADDY..
                    
 BURTON             
 RIKARD LIDEN       
 HOJDVAGEN 8        
 S-175 40 JARFALLA  
 SWEDEN             
                    
 (ALSO FOR          
     LAZY SWAPPING) 
                    
                    
  CALL OUR BOARDS   
                    
                    
 MESSY TIME.....    
                    
 ZINKO SORRY FOR    
 MY SILENTNESS....  
                    
MR A.WILK IN ENGLAND
 YOU GAVE ME A NICE 
 LETTER AND I FEEL  
 LIKE GOING TO      
 YOUR COUNTRY AND   
 KICK SOM AS....    
 KIDDING    MAY I   
 CARESS YOUR CUNT.  
 O NU ETT MEDDELANDE
 TILL ALLA SMA KUKAR
 UNDER 15 AR        
 (SORRY ERIK)       
  GE UPP INGEN UNDER
  15 FAR VARA MED...
                    
  DET RYKTAS ATT    
  SHINING HAR SLAPPT
  EN NY LAT TILL    
  EN DISKTIDNING    
(VILL ERIK BEKRAFTA)
                    
 KRULLO             
 LET US DO SOME     
 WINDOW FARTING THIS
 WINTER...SHALL WE  
                    
 NOW TO ALLA STJART 
 HAL I SVERIGE VI   
 RETUNERAR INGA     
 BREV UTAN PORTO.   
                    
 ODEON NICE TO HEAR 
 FROM YOU   HOPE YOU
 WILL BE ACTIVE NOW.
 TNC IN TRANCE      
  SORRY FOR DELAY   
   SEND YOU NOW.    
                    
 AR DET NAN JAVEL   
 SOM SKA TILL ARE   
 PA JUL LOVET.      
                    
 KRYCKAN KARLSON.   
 NAR JAG BLIR       
 OFFICER SKA JAG    
 PETA KUKEN I SMA   
 MALAJER SOM DU.HAHA
 MIN PENIS AR STOR, 
 STORRE AN DIN.     
                    
 TFG, SEND ME BURTON
 SOME RED-DANISH    
 HOTDOGS (VOV VOFF) 
                    
 SORRY FOR LAME     
 QUALITY OF MY CODE,
 I SAW SOME BUGGS   
 AFTER I HAD SENT   
 IT TO YA.          
                    
 WE SAW A DEMO WE   
 LIKE TO TALK ABOUT 
 WILL SEND YOU A    
 LETTER WITH        
 AN EXPLANATION SOON
                    
 BY THE WAY         
  YOU WILL MEET     
   SOME OF US IN    
    DANMARK         
                    
    BURTON IS OFF   
KUK                 
                    
  GOD WHAT FUN ZYX  
  ----------------  
  I HOPE THIS SHIT  
   IS PLACED LAST   
  IN THIS BASTRO..  
   KOPERI KOPERI.   
  NOW I GONNA TELL  
   U ALL WHAT IVE   
  PLANNED FOR XMAS  
  AT KRISMAS-DAY I  
   AM STUCKED WID   
                    
                    
   MY PARENTS AND   
  NEIGHBOURS =PUKE  
   BUT THEN OFF 2   
  DENMARK, YES YES  
  WELL I HOPED DAT  
   WE SHOULD HAVE   
  BEEN READY 4R IT  
   WID A NEW DEMO   
  BUT U NOW HOW IT  
  IS. D E L A Y !!  
   BUT THE REASON   
                    
                    
  WHY WE NOT WANT   
   TO RELEASE IT    
   NOW IS SIMPLY.   
  ITS BETTER WITH   
  A QUALITY PROD.   
  THATS LATE THAN   
  A BUGGED RELEASE  
  BUT IS IN TIME 4  
  THE PARTY. BUT I  
  HOPE I WONT TAKE  
  LONG BEFORE ITS   
                    
                    
      RELEASED.     
         SO!        
   WATCH OUT FOR!   
  ----------------  
  EXTREME OVERLOAD  
  ----------------  
  CONTAINING BRAND  
     NEW IDEAS      
  AND ITS HARDCORE  
  ANYWAY AFTER THE  
   PARTY IM GONNA   
                    
                    
  MAKE SOME BOMBS!  
  SO BETTER WATCH   
    AT NEW-YEAR     
  BECAUSE THEN IT   
  WILL SOUND LIKE   
  HELL! ITS QUITE   
   FUN ACTUALLY 2   
  BLOW UP SOMEONES  
  MAILBOX! FILL AN  
  STEEL TUBE WITH   
  BLACKPOWDER AND   
                    
                    
  PUT IN A 4,0 MM   
  FUSE THATS BURN   
  UNDER WATER AND   
    BLAM!! CHECK    
  AFTER PYRO-SHOPS  
  THEY KNOW WHAT 2  
   DO.. SO GO OUT   
    AND BLOW SOME   
  SHIT IN THE AIR   
   HAHAHA IVE DID   
   ABOUT 55 TIMES   
                    
                    
     WELL IN THE    
  EVENING IM GOING  
  RAVING MY FUCKIN  
  HEAD OFF. JUST 4  
  FUN. SO WHAT IM   
  GONNA SAY NOW???  
  YEEA SOME GREETZ  
  ++++++++++++++++  
  INDIGO 4R A FUN   
  FRIENDSHIP......  
  ++++++++++++++++  
                    
                    
   GYVALL 4R SOME   
  CRAZY THINGS WE   
  DONE, THAT I AM   
  HOPING THE COPS   
  NEVER FINDS OUT   
  ABOUT. FUCK THEM  
  ++++++++++++++++  
  ZYX 4R SCREAMING  
    AT ME IN THE    
    PHONE IN THE    
  EVENINGS. BURR!   
                    
                    
  CLABBE 4R DANCIN  
   HIS AS OFF 4R    
   THE DEMO. WHY    
  DID U SHAVE OFF   
   YOUR BEARD BY    
      THE WAY?      
  ++++++++++++++++  
     LEKBERG 4R     
   SHOWING ME THE   
  WAY OF THE ORB..  
  STUSSY ON DUDE!!  
                    
                    
  ARNE 4R BEING A   
   WEIRD, FUNNY,    
   LYING PSYKO!!    
  ++++++++++++++++  
   KELLONIEMI AND   
  THERESE BY BEING  
  THE BEST LOOKIN   
    BABES IN THE    
  SCHOOL. THEY ARE  
   THE REASON WHY   
  I SOMETIMES GO 2  
                    
                    
  THE UGLY SMELLIN  
       SCHOOL.      
  ++++++++++++++++  
   MALIN 4R BEING   
  ONE OF THE GIRLS  
   THAT DONT RISE   
  THEMSELVES 2 THE  
    SKIES, BUT IS   
    A REAL NICE     
   ONE THAT U CAN   
  TALK FUNNY STUFF  
                    
                    
  WID. I HOPE YOUR  
    HAVIN A GOOD    
  TIME IN SINGAP.   
  ++++++++++++++++  
  MATTE P. 4R BEIN  
   A FUNNY GUY AT   
  HANGING OUT WID   
  AT THE SATURDAY   
  EVENINGS........  
  ++++++++++++++++  
   WELL THEY ARE    
                    
                    
  MORE BUT I DONT   
   HAVE ANY CLUE    
   WHAT IM GONNA    
  SAY 2 THEM SO I   
        DONT...     
   THATS ALL FROM   
  ME - GRIFFIN/M12  
                    
                    
       SMILE!       
    ITS ROLIGARE!