WELCOME TO THIS LITTLE PRODUCTION FROM
M A J I C 1 2
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THE CREDITS FOR THIS LINTRO ARE:
CODING..........................GENOCIDE
GRAPHICS.........................XIPHOID
MUSIC...........................GENOCIDE
LET'S GO! WELCOME TO THIS LITTLE PRODUCTION FROM MAJIC 12!!! AS I SIT HERE NEXT TO XIPHOID (WHO IS MAKING FARTING NOISES) THINKING OF WHAT TO TYPE I SUDDENLY REALISE THAT I WANTED TO CREATE AN INCREDIBLE, ENOURMOUS, MONOLITHIC, QUITE BIG, HUMUNGUS, HUGE, GIGANTIC BEETLE FROM HELL. WHY? YOU MAY ASK!!! WELL, IT GOES LIKE THIS... IF THE CREATION OF BEAUTY AND STYLE EXISTED IN THIS WORLD, THEN WE MAY HAVE ALREADY POSSESED A REMNANT OF ITS FACIAL HAIR. FACIAL HAIR IS A REPRESENTATION OF THE ABSTRACT FORM OF HAMSTERS IN THE CLOUDS FLOATING LIKE THE POWER OF THE INFERIOR MUNGBEAN! WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS A GUST OF SALAMI AND WE ALL HAD A DRINK OF MASHED SPASMOTIC MUCUS. BOOKS ENSCRIBED IN CHINESE SWEAT STINK. AN UNUSUAL EPELEPTIC PIGMY OFTEN EATS RHINOS AT MCDONALDS WITH A CHOICE OF SWEET AND SOUR, BARBAQUE OR HOT 'N SPICY SAUCE! LITTLE FEATHER PILLOWS ABSORB WATER MELON INTO A FORM OF RADIOACTIVE SOCK! AND LET US NOT FORGET THAT PYJAMAS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!! NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE WANT TO MAKE A BIG BEETLE FROM HELL? DOESNT THE REALISATION OF THE WORLDS EXSISTANCE UNEXPECTANTLY DAWN UPON YOU? YES? GOOD. SO PAY US!!!! GENOCIDE + XIPHOID PISSING OFF!