DO YOU KNOW THE LAZIEST GUY IN THE WORLD ? WELL, THAT`S ME !! I STARTED THE WORK FOR MY FIRST INTRO A FEW MONTHS AGO, BUT I WAS ALWAYS TOO LAZY TO FINISH IT. NOW WE HAD TO RELEASE 3 MUSIC-DISKS, SO I BEGAN WITH A NEW INTRO 3 WEEKS AGO AND WHAT YOU WATCH NOW IS THE RESULT OF CA. 40 HOURS OF WORK. NOW THE CREDITS FOR THIS LITTLE INTRO - NO, FIRST A MESSAGE TO YOU (YEAH, I MEAN YOU, WHO IS READING THIS SCROLL !!!) WE NEED THE 8 CHANNEL REPLAY ROUTINE FOR THE OKTALYZER (SOURCE) !! IF YOU SHOULD HAVE IT, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT: PO. BOX 194 - 4400 STEYR - AUSTRIA !!! OK, NOW THE CREDITS: CODING BY metal death THE REALLY GREAT LOGO WAS DRAWN BY secret agent (THANX TO YOU !) MUSIC BY metal death AND THE AWFUL FONT YOU`RE WATCHING WAS ALSO DRAWN BY ME (METAL DEATH - SORRY, BUT I`M FUCKIN` LAME IN DRAWING !!!) IF YOU NEED SOME HEAVY MUSIC FOR YOUR INTRO-DEMO, IF YOU WANT TO SWAP (OR BUY) GAMES, DEMOS OR ANY OTHER STUFF OR IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME FOR ANY OTHER REASON, JUST WRITE TO THE ADDRESS ABOVE !!! NOW SOME GREETINGS (RANDOM ORDER): UFO (ANTHRAX IN BTX !!! THANX FOR THE COOL CONTACTS YOU MAKE - AND STOP BEATING ME IN KICK OFF 2 !!!) SECRET AGENT HGS ICEBEAR SATAN (GET AN amiga !!!) POLTERGEIST (THANX FOR SPREADING OUR MUSIC DISKS !!!) MARKUS-SOFT (CAREFULL, YOU`RE GOING TO BE A LAMER (NO CREDITS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN !!!)) SUBWAY SCOOPEX TRISTAR CULT ENERGY BATHORY (HI MASSACRE, HOPE YOU LIKE THE SONGS AND SPREAD THE DISKS !!! METALLIC GREETINX !!!) RED SECTOR (REALLY LOVE YOUR MEGA-DEMO !!) QUARTEX PARANOIMIA VISION FACTORY ROBOTECH (EXCEPT STINKSPRAY (STINGRAY) - GET RID OF THIS GUY, HE`S ONE OF THE GREATEST LAMERS I KNOW !!!) TAT TO ALL METAL-FREAKS, WHO READ THIS SCROLL MY BROTHER AND FINALLY TO MY GIRLFRIEND (SHE ALWAYS TRIES TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY MACHINE) AND TO MY LITTLE DAUGHTER ALICE (NOT ALISE OR ALITSCHE, IT`S SPOKEN IN ENGLISH !!!) OK, I HOPE I DIDN`T FORGET ANYBODY (IF SO, DON`T MIND !!) SOME X-TRA FUCKINX TO ACS (4407) YOU`RE A BUNCH OF MEGA-LAMERS !!! PISS OFF !!! WELL - LOOKING FORWARD TO A FEW CONCERTS IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS (SLAYER, MEGADETH, TESTAMENT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, PRONG, EXODUS, VIOLENCE, ANNIHILATOR - ALL IN MUNICH) ALSO LOOKING FORWARD TO THE AMIGA WORLD (27.9. - 30.9.90, VIENNA) UFO, SATAN, ME AND MAYBE A FEW MORE GUYS WILL BE THERE (YOU SURE RECOGNIZE US, WE ALL HAVE LONG HAIR) WE`LL GET THERE BY TRAIN, SO EVERBODY CAN DRINK SOME BEER !!! YEAH, IT`S GONNA BE GREAT FUN !!! WELL, IT`S 6:06 IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS A VERY LONG NIGHT (I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT WORK, BUT I`M VERY, VERY ILL AGAIN (GUESS IT`S THE amiga-fever !!!) I THINK, I BETTER STOP NOW (MY GIRLFRIEND IS GETTING UP SOON, BESIDES I MUST GO TO SEE THE DOCTOR (MAYBE HE PRESCRIBES ME AN ATARI ST)) SEE YA !!!! TEXT RESTARTS 5 4 3 2 1 0