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Leader Prod Presents:
READERS! DREAM! ISSUE! ONE!
(November -92)
Scene: Entertainment:
1. Instructions 13. Iron Maiden Review
2. Credits 14. Napalm Death Review
15. Splatter movies
3. News
4. How to Get Rid of Lamers 16. Love-Story
5. Critic 17. Shopping info
6. Too lazy gfx-wiz 18. Wanna be a cool guy?
7. Assembly '92 19. Typical Australian life
8. Competition of month 20. Stereo Tips
21. The Living Shit, School
9. Advertisements1 22. Satanism
10. Advertisements2 23. Drink Tips
11. IFF-Advertisements 24. Story of KPT.Cynsy
12. About Issue #2
Sorry, not enough memory for music...
Sorry, no more text...
Music ON
Music OFF
Drink Tips (by Loom)
Drink tips of your who used little alcoholics...
I bought last week friday one bottle of alcohol (hik)
bottle called M I N T T U . bottles behind are very cooool tips
this like some ...
ICEBREAKER
1 part Minttu
5 parts soda
ice cubes
stir well
SUICIDE
1 part minttu
1 part pernod
crushed ice
stir well
WHITE OUT
2 parts minttu
1 part cointreau
1 part crushed ice
build up
FINNISH MINTTINI
1 part minttu
1 part gin
dash of lemon
ice cubes
stir well
Hints and Instructions of Stereo (by Loom)
Hints and instructions of your stereo
So,your stereo doesn't sound too good ...?
Here are some hints. See if they help you with the problem..
- Don't put it next to an outside wall.
- Make sure it is not close to a window or a radiator
- Make sure the turntable is not on a soft base or very close to
a speaker.
- Don't put the speakers on the floor ,next to one another.
- Don't clean your records with a hard cloth or use an old tooth brush
- Clean your tape heads often enough.
- Always record your favorite tracks at a high level - if you do this,
they will sound much better.
- When you use an unplayed casette,rewind it once first...
About Issue two (by Tim and Loom)
About Readers Dream Issue #2:
- See credits for addresses where to send french, germany, swedish, finish
and english texts.
- Picture size for IFF-advertisements is 640*210 (in 16 cols).
- ASCII-adverts can be of any size (as long as they are less than 25 lines
height),however we will place many small ads into one page if they fit in it.
- Writing an article is a good way to bring up glory to the name of your team
- ASCII-advert can also contain IFF-pics such as:
(An IFF-Logo)
(with ASCII text, possibly
printed over logo)
- In some cases we might edit your adverts (like crime devil's ad, original
took about 40K so we edited it to take mere 13K).
- We might also change your IFF-ad to ASCII-ad(text part) with an IFF-logo
(Operation above will change only font used in ad).
- If we get too much material we might not present those advertisements that
are far too big (plain text requires much less memory than IFF-advert).
- Send ripped stories(books,NO others diskmags) and poems to our main editors.
- Next issue will be released in December (after we have made one game, one
pack and few intros).
- If you want colours in your advert remind us:
THE! WINNING! TEAM!
((In enlarged fonts 16*16)
__ __
\ \ / / (Red logo)
\ \ / / Is searching (White text, expect 'CODERS')
\ \_/ / for CODERS, (Word 'CODERS' in yellow)
\ / swappers
\_/ and modem-traders ('modem-traders' in blue)
- We will colour your advert as we want, if you do not mention about it.
- Animated fonts available:
- If you have completed some game, you could write down some tips and send
them to us. All tips are presented, as long as they are not the same.
(Does anyone know what to do in SARIEN at Space Quest IV?)
- We are trying to make our products work on different applications so please
send us information on:
* 68020 Compactibility (VRB, Stack register frame).
* KickStart2.0
* Enchanged Chips (List of custom regs would be fine).
* DMA and CPU speeds in different amigas.
Could someone make an article on things above, please.
Improvements in issue 2:
- More random colours(stripes etc..).
- Issue two will be in trackloader (trackloader would have been used with
issue one, but since we have not enough material for a whole disk, we decided
not to use it).
- Will utilize whole disk, allowing better graphics, more articles and music.
- Issue two will work on 512K amigas (do not know about 68020 or A600) so
also lamers can read our mag.
- Next issue will have more articles (depending on YOUR activity).
- Better graphics (Please send us some gfx and we will put it into mag IF
it is good enoug).
- More music (We are lacking modules so send us some if you want to have
your module in our mag. Also note that we may use it in our intros).
- More competitions:
* The Best ANSI-logo
* The Best Article
* The Most Beautiful IFF-advert
And possibly some other competitions.
- So user-friendly that even a lamer can learn to use mag in five minutes.
Bad things in issue 2:
- Will contain 'LAMERS ONLY'- articles.
- Will have many adverts send by lamers (Sorry elite guys, but it is hard to
tell the differnce between a lamer-written ad and elite-written ad).
- The trackloader.
- Non multitasking code.
- Might not work on 68020, KickStart V2.0 or with enchanged chips.
- PAL only (just like issue one).
- Issue two may not be sold by PD-companies without our permission.
- Since we do not make out too much money, we cannot afford fees to editors.
- We will not check for mistakes in adverts or articles, so there will be
multipple typing mistokes in mag.
- Cannot have more than 16 colours (hardware limit) at adverts.
- Articles will be loaded from disk one at a time, so it will not be so easy
to read articles.
- Since we are using hires in four bitplanes, there cannot be many animated
fonts on screen simultaneusly.
Special Thanks for issue one:
- Athena The only Female writer
- Einomies Porkkakoski The best article
- Oliver Schaper
(The Electronic Knights) The best ANSI logo
- Terminator & Joshua The most exotic article
- Tachtal/Fun Factory You are sick, Dude!!
Any comments on our mag??
What is your opinnion on first issue??
What can we do better??
Please send your comments to:
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Love Story (by CrackBrain)
LOVE STORY (LOVE?)
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This is a little part from Crackbrain's brand new love-book . Written by
Crackbrain of Cyberdream . (Blah,Blah!)
SECTION 3 , UNIT 2
I , Fuckdog , will never forget the first time when I was in bed with girl.
Everything went like this:
We was agree to meet at six (sex?) a'clock in Cafe-Restaurant in Raisio
City . Clock was five a'clock when I went to shover and fuck myself . I
jerk off like a beast and when my sperm fly out in my dick I scream . I was
in panic , because my dick was so fucking big and red (like a FIREMAN!) .
I was my dick and then I got dressed up ! I put my finest clothes on and
I used some bad smelling perfume , too . And then my clock was calling ,
because I have Coded It to ring at 17.30 . Then I knew when I had to leave my
place .
I went to the place we agreed on . My girl was waiting for me and she smi-
led when I looked her beatiful faces . I thought she was look like a cow .
That was my girl ! I had admired cows , when I was young . My mother bought
me one , but when I got tired to that cow , I put my dick in cow's ass and
fuck that cow like a man . I thought that it gonna get pregnant and that it
maybe get some children , but that cow died , because it was a man and my
sperm was so fucking filthy ... So , we started to spoke somethings about my
past . We talked about five minutes and then I got some strange feelings .
I wanted to fuck that girl ! I voted that we can go to my place and get some
nice guckings . Girl was flattery ! So , we went to my place and ...
That was only a little part of my great book ! Contact me if you want to read
that all !
Sorry of those few not-so-english mistakes...I'm Finns and you know that we
are not an english speaking people ! So...
For Swapping And Joining:
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ONLY TALENTED GUYS GET IN!
No loosers'n'lamers!
Living Shit, School (by CyberDream)
The living shit , SCHOOL !
I think you all know that fucking hell , that somebody calls School ! And know
I gonna tell you some true things about school . ( SCIENTIFIC TESTED !!! )
Here I give you some facts about this hell :
1. If you work hard at school , you will sooner or later cauterize your brains
off ! So don't work so hard if you gonna live long ...
2. If you teachers fuck around you , get knife ( for example from HOBBY HALL )
and kill those fucking bastards ...
3. If somethink at school start to really pissed you off , then take some
vacation ( Hi Admiral ! ) and go to home ...
4. If food of school started to taste like SHIT , then take potato and throw
it to wall ! If one teacher come to gripe about it , then take your HOBBY
HALL-knife and use it ! But if there is more teacher take you machinegun
and let it BANG ...
5. If you really Pissed off then take dynamite and ...
So , if you are school 'lover' then take contact to me , and send some cool
Stuff to me . ( Like SEX,GUNS,TECHNO,CANDIES,EVERYTHING ) I think my address
is somewhere here ! Check out the advertisement !
SIGNED : Crackbrain /
Cyberdream
The Nine Satanic Statements (by Darky)
THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS
---------------------------
Ok, here ya get something very interesting or not so interesting
reading. It's tell you all nine Satan's statements. So, let's start...
1. SATAN REPRESENTS INDULGENCE, INSTEAD OF ABSTINENCE!
2. SATAN REPRESENTS VITAL EXISTENCE, INSTEAD OF SPIRITUAL PIPE DREAMS!
3. SATAN REPRESENTS UNDEFILED WISDOM, INSTEAD OF HYPOCRITICAL SELF-DECEIT!
4. SATAN REPRESENTS KINDNESS TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, INSTEAD OF LOVE WASTED
ON INGRATES!
5. SATAN REPRESENTS VENGEANCE, INSTEAD OF TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK!
6. SATAN REPRESENTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR PSYCHIC VAMPIRES!
7. SATAN REPRESENTS MAN AS JUST ANOTHER ANIMAL, SOMETIMES BETTER, MORE OFTEN
WORSE THAN THOSE, THAT WALK ON ALL-FOURS, WHO 'BECAUSE OF HIS DIVINE
SPIRITUAL AND INTELLECTUAL DEVELOPMENT ANIMAL OF ALL!
8. SATAN REPRESENTS ALL OF THE SO-CALLED SINS, AS THEY ALL LEAD TO PHYSICAL,
MENTAL, OR EMOTIONAL GRATIFICATION!
9. SATAN HAS BEEN THE BEST FRIEND, THE CHURCH HAS EVER HAD, AS HE HAS KEPT
IN BUSINESS ALL THESE YEARS!
by: Darky/Equinox
Iron Maiden Review (by Grimmy&Strangler)
Music review.
First of all, if you are a techno/rave fan, and just hate that
heavy metal music, then stop reading this right now !
This article is a review of the newest album from IRON MAIDEN.
The album is named FEAR OF THE DARK, and is released some
months ago. On the album there is these tunes:
- Be quick or be dead - From here to eternity
- Afraid to shoot strangers - Fear is the key
- Chillhoods end - Wasting love
- The fugitive - Chains of misery
- The apparition - Judas be my guide
- Weekend warrior - Fear of the dark
All the tunes are typical Maiden style,and they are very good!
Rating:
COVER : 95 %
MUSIC : 98 %
TEXTS : 90 %
OVERALL: 95 %
The very best tunes on the album must be :
- Be quick or be dead
- From here to eternity
- Wasting love
- Weekend Warrior
- Fear of the dark
The other tunes are extremly good to, but we prefer these
tunes. We spesialy like the guitar solos,and the very good
voice of Bruce Dickinson.
The IRON MAIDEN is:
Bruce Dickinson - Vocals
Dave Murray - Guitar
Janick Gers - Guitar
Steve Harris - Bass
Nico McBrain - Drums
Personaly we think this is the second best album Maiden have
released. The best is ofcourse THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST.
UP THE IRONS !
Written by: Grimmy/Independent & The Strangler/Awe !
How to Get Rid of Lamers (by Terminator)
HOW TO GET RID OF LAMERS
Man has made several attempts to get rid of lamers.For instance man had
invented virus's such as 'Lamer exterminator'.There is always some way to
get rid of lamers.But before you attempt to get rid of lamers,you must be
sure to know them.Becuase lamers are such a failure,they really know shit.
Heres how you can tell if your friend is a LAMER.:-
(A) They dont except demos,utilities,only games.
(B) The only part of the keyboard used when not playing games is CTRL A A.
(C) Most lamers dont know what processor their Amiga has.
(D) Most lamers dont know what to do if their disk b'come infected by virus.
(E) They dont know how to get contacts.
(F) They dont know what a bootblock is.
(G) They dont know how to turn off extra memory.
Well i know that is a short list,but at least you can identify the lamers.
Now,once you know the lamer, the first attempt to get rid of the lamer is to
give him a latest game (With lamer exterminator virus)..If the lamer asks why
you are giving him the game, just tell him that the game doesnt work on your
computer!
Now,becuase the disk is infected by the virus,make sure that every disk
inserted in the drive is 'unprotected'.The virus will do the main job!
However,if the lamer asks why you unprotected the disk,use an excuse such as,
the game has saving features,or it wont load,etc..
Ok,so most of the lamers disk has a 'Checksome value'? Be honest and tell him
that his disks probably got infected by a virus.So,you should tell him that
you have the best virus killers,and instead give him a old virus killer.Such
as LINK VIRUS KILLER,etc.The virus killer shouldnt detect the (latest) virus.
If the virus killer says that the disk has a 'unknown bootblock',just tell
the lamer that the disk contains an intro,and so the virus killer cannot
distingush the intro,etc.
Well now,you have half his disks destroyed! What can he do? well,most likely,
the lamer will copy over the infected disk,but dont forget that the virus
will still spread on 'Dos disks',which are pretty hard to detect..HeHe.
But in most cases involving lamers,some can detect virus's..However not file-
virus's! I recommend that you use SADDAM FILE virus...This will corrupt the
disk as you may know! 99% of lamers will not detect this virus,not only
becuase its a file-virus,but also because most lamers dont have a Saddam
virus killer! A simple fact!
Well,even if a lamer gets past the virus,it doesnt mean that you have failed
to attempt to get rid of him! Afterall,if you know the lamer,he will suspect
that you are his friend! So why not make good use out of him? I'm so sure
that you'll save heaps of money! For instance you can 'borrow' some disks off
the lamer (Free disks),or you can use his mail-box for illegal wares...There
are so many things you can do with a lamer! Or if this lamer has a modem,
wouldnt it be lovely to make all those FREE calls?? Just imagine! You can
also save on your electricity bill too!
But in the end,who would want to risk your reputation with a lamer? I'm sure
i wouldnt! So to end the so called 'Friendship' just pull out some hardware
while the computer is on! This should 'short circuit' the board,causing the
screen to go 'berzerk'.If the lamer asks what happened,tell him that the game
crashed,and the screen wont come on! Tell him to switch off the power and
wait! The screen might come on,but depending on what hardare you pulled out,
it'll be damaged! So imagine if the lamer had 3 disk-drives!!
Well i know i wouldnt want to damage someone elses hardware/computer,who can
be so cruel??? And i also know that man will never get rid of lamers,but at
least one by one,maybe someday lamerism will come to an end..But until that
time comes,keep on terminating?HeHe
Terminator/Realm
Critic (by Beholder)
CRITIC!
Have you heard about Finnish phone-service named
PELILINJAT(COM 2001 Oy)or something like that ?
(Their phonenumber is 9700-4556.)
They promised to send you a FREE game with BIG box.
They also said that the game's price is normally
about 200-300 FIM and you will get it FAST.
I believe them and I order a game from COM 2001 Oy.
I wait for a MONTH(is that fast?).Today i got it.
When I open the packet i saw a SMALL box.
I insert the disk to my diskdrive(Guess what then
happened.).The game wouldn't work.And when I look
the manual(it was LITTLE paper.) I nearly got
heartattack.The manual is made to C64 and AMSTRAD.
And the game was made on 1988.Guess what the game's
price was.It was 245 FIM !!!(Cheating?)
Beholder/Diffusion
Wanna be a cool guy? (by Tachal)
Do you want to have the reputation of a cool guy?
-------------------------------------------------
written by Tachtal/Fun Factory
Well, everywhere in the diskmags you see some adverts where a dude/dudette
wants to swap cool, or with a cool guy/gal. If you don't consider yourself
as a cool being, try to follow these guidelines to success:
1) On the last day on spring in school, insert a herring or some other
fresh underwater-liver into your locker. It mighty fun then in the
autumn.
2) Go to the Kauppatori in Helsinki and show your testicles.
3) When travelling on a car, put your face to the window. All the kids
in the bypassing cars will now have something to think about when there
is a weird dude in the car next to theirs.
4) Kick the anal of your worst enemy.
5) Go have a visit in the old people's home and tap those fragile grannys
to their shoulders (gently, heh heh).
6) When you are having religion in school, stand on your chair and say to
your teacher, that you want to lick her cunt.
7) Fill twenty plastic bags with water a bury them into a playground's
sandbox. Then get up early in the morning to watch children play.
8) After the sports class in school, in the shower, piss on someone else's
legs.
9) When a lesson in school is about to start, find your way into a crowd
of pupils and shout: Shhh! SHHHH! When everyone is staring their
eyes off at you, tell them to go fuck themselves, it isn't nice to stare
at people.
10) Fuck your girlie with slow, but determined strokes. When she is about to
have her orgasm, go away.
11) Have analsex to your girlie, even if she has tell you not to do it when
she's shitting.
12) When you are having dinner with your girlfriends/wifes parents, take
her sister from behind, then take her mother from behind, father from
behind, and the dog from behind.
13) Woops!
If you follow these instructions, I am quite sure that you will be called
a cool guy among your friends. They might call you pervert, but then again,
any publicity is good publicity or what?
-Tachtal
Typical Australian Live (by Terminator&Joshua)
A TYPICAL AUSTRALIAN LIFE
Everyone has heard of Australia! But just how many people have heard of the
lifestyle of an typical Australian? And by the term typical Australians i
dont mean families from an European background like ours! I really mean pure
Australians such as those who had their parents born in Australia!
Well,let me start by telling you that their are good Australians as
well as bad Australians,just like any country in the world! But i wont tell
you about the good Australians since its so boring! Anyway,as far as i know
the Bad Australians, and the poor Australians usually reside in a suburb
called BROADMEADOWS.In this suburb,its just like CENTRAL PARK in America! At
night there would be gangs hanging-out on trains,drunken attacks,rape,or
simply a domestic dispute,etc,etc..Pretty bad i guess!
But apart from the violents in Broadmeadows,lets look at their living
conditions..Most of the people in Broadmeadows come from poor or violent
backgrounds.The main reason why they choose to stay in Broadmeadows is
because housing is extremely cheap! Most of the houses in Broadmeadows are
supplied by the government,these are called 'Commission Houses'.They are
usually given out to people/families who want to start a new life,or for
those who simply are in need of shelter!
Anyway,if your wondering what the houses look like,i can try to build
a picture in your mind.Firstly,the houses are build on a large block of land.
The actual house itself is a small single story with 2 Bedrooms,with a small
kitchen,and possibly an outdoor toliet! And of course they have other small
rooms such as a lounge room,etc.And by the way the commission houses are
built with cement,not bricks!
But despite the commission houses being built on a large block of
land,many Australians dont make the exceptional use out of the land..They
dont have a garden,or a garage,only a tiny shed which is big enough to fit a
lawn-mower! And do you think they make good use out of the lawn-mower? Nope!
They let the grass grow about a meter before attempting to cut it!
And since this suburb is Broadmeadows,most Australians dont work!
They are simply known as 'Dole Bludgers'.What happens here,is that they dont
go to work,or try to find work,they simply let the government pay their
income of about $230 every fortnight! This may not be enough to live with,
especially that you have to pay other expenses such as 'Telephone Bills',etc.
However,most dole bludgers are married,or live with their girlfriends,etc.So
they usually lie to the CES saying that they are single,so they end up
doubling thier income of about $460.Still its not enough in most cases,so
some people find a part-time job,so while their on the dole,they get paid
even more money by having the dole,and the part-time job! Or course they dont
tell their employer that they are on the dole! HeHe!
Australians have also found a way of beating the system by getting
their wife or girlfriends pregnant! Here,they have about 3 children,and then
try to get thier daughters pregnant! Of course this means even more money for
them,because they now have plenty of children to support! So now not only do
the couples earn money on the dole,or part-time work,but even in the 'Child-
Support Benefit'.Its quite sad isnt it? The children have to be brought up
in a bad suburb,with bad education.So, ofcourse the children usually grow-up
and follow thier parents way,etc.They are the ones who increase the crime
rate,they are the innocent ones who where brought up not becuase of love,but
for money!
And what about marriage? I never been to a wedding in Broadmeadows,
but i have come close! You see, my cousin married an Australian 'lady'who
who has around Eight kids,now Nine! The reason she has so many kids is
becuase she had married Five times! And i got to tell you the truth,that the
wedding was the worst wedding i have ever seen in my life! No,sorry i never
went to the actual wedding,but i did go to the reception..Now that was bad!
Firstly,since we Europeans dress in class at weddings,i came dressed
in very neat formal clothing becuase of the hot weather.In total i had to pay
around $200 on clothing just fot that stupid reception!!! I had to wear
shoes(I hate shoes),pleated pants,shirt,and a Tie (I hate ties),etc..Can you
imagine what the Australians wore at the reception?? Well,i'll tell you this,
one guy came with a singlet,and thongs!!!! Other Australians came with in
track-suit (cheap no-name brand),as well as T-shirts with beer-cans printed
on them!!! What the Hell....It was so embarassing for me and family,and
relatives! But it was especially embarassing for me,because my friends told
me about what to expect at an Australian wedding/reception!!
Anyway,the food was also cheap shit! I didnt manage to eat it or
look at it,becuase i left the scene and went to McDonalds (Lucky my dad
brought some money!)...While i was at McDonalds i met some Asians guys,so we
went down to a local arcade! The rest was history!!
Well,i know that alot of people will find this offensive or disrupt-
ive,but the fact is its all true! Infact,most countries have bad places,so
i guess what i written is nothing new..Anyway for the last couple of years
the Broadmeadows council has attempted to fix the image of the suburb...They
have tried building a nice railway station,but it only lasted around 2 months
before it became vandilised!!! Speaking of vandilism,i recently saw a house
covered in spraypaint! I cant really remember what it said but it had some-
thing like this 'VANDEL STRIKES AGAIN.....'.I cannot remember the last few
words......
Terminator & Joshua
Credits
Writen by Admiral/Leader Prods
Credits to Readers Dream issue #1:
CODE! TIM!
GFX! LOOM!
TUNE! THE! STRANGLER!
B/AWE
Main editors:
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Norway reporters:
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Grimmy/Independent and The Strangler/Awe
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Norway
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If you live in Norway or Germany then you can send articles,news,comics
advertisiments...etc to our reporters in those countries. If you live
on some other country you send your support to Loom or Admiral.
We are also searching reporters from other countries. If you are interested
the write to Admiral.Next we would like thanks to following persons:
Our article writers in Finland:
Beholder/Diffusion
Commander Z/The Fun Factory Produtions
Dr.Blitz/The Fun Factory Productions
ZeroLine/Zenith
Tachtal/Deadline
Darky/Equinox
In Australia:
Terminator
Joshua
In Norway:
The Strangler/Awe
Grimmy
We would like to thanks all our supporters in whole world. I hope that we
meet also in our next issue nro #2. See ya!
Story of KPT.Cynsy (by Dr.BlitZ&cmdr Z)
The story of KPT.CYNSY
Once upon a time, kapitain Cynsy was a happy kid who owned an Amiga.He had many
games and his friends had also. But then..Cynsy started to drink! First he just
went to the city with some other guys, boozed and had fun. Then he ran out of
money. What did our Kpt.Cynsy did then? Well...he sold his Amiga! And now he
had again money to booze all night long!
But then something happened...the other friends started to code! And our KPT
was a bit talented in making graphics. Of coz the coders found this out, and
forced our little Kpt.Cynsy to draw them some logos, fonts and pictures. But
KPT was unable. His gfx were lame. So, the coders started to whip him. And they
also cut him with a knife! It worked! Soon they were able to utilize Cynsy's
logos, cos they weren't that bad anymore!
Now kapitain Cynsy wants to buy a new Amiga. But all his money goes to booze.
The coders try to stop him, but they can't! Of course, our coders would NEVER
even think about boozing! But kpt.Cynsy thinks it very often. Every weekend,
three times in a week. I bet he now uses drugs and all that kind of stuff. One
day he was so drunk, that he claimed to be a skinhead! This scared one of the
coder's contact.
Well, we don't know what happens to our Kapitain Cynsy now. Maybe we should
do something..I know he is boozing right now somewhere! Someone, DO SOMETHING!
Signed
Dr.Blitz and Cmdr Z of Realms.
HUOM! All persons in this story are not fictional. All similiarities are
absolutely true. We are sorry, if someone feels hurt because of this text.
Shopping Information (by Loom)
Shopping information
Supermarkets selling food and other goods.
Sweetshop.also sell tobacco and some basic foodstuffs,like milk and bread.
This is sub-post office,so it is more like alittle shop.
Besides the usual things,it also sells paper,cards,etc.
mainly newspapers and magazines but also sweet,tobacco and paper.
Cooked food to take home.this means the tradition 'fish and chips'
and also other kinds of 'take-away' food.
Mainly for women,but they also cut men's hair as there is no barber in the
village.
Not only medicines but also cosmetics,alcohol,films,etc.
Mainly for drinking but you can also eat in many of them nowadays.
If you are between 16 and 18,you can go into a pub but you cannot buy
alcoholic drinks until you are 18.
Gfx Slavery (by cmdr Z)
Too lazy GFX-artists ??
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Are you a coder? Have you ever faced a problem like this: you don't have logos,
fonts or other kind of gfx, but your best friend can make nice gfx, but he
doesn't want to draw them. Then we got an answer to your problem. You should
find at least one of these things: a belt, a knife or something like that.When
your friend is coming to visit you, load DPAINT or some else program and take
out one of those special tools. Now force your friend to draw! If he refuses
then whip him/her with the belt or stab him/her with the knife. Now he/she
can't refuse and he/she will draw something. If gfx looks ugly you should do
more whipping and if he/she stops drawing for a moment, don't hesitate to use
those tools. And now you have always several logos etc. ready. This method was
tested our KAPU (Kpt.Cynsy) and it worked wery well. And this thing probably
works with musicians and all other artists.
This true story was written by Cmdr Z of Tffp.
Competition (by Loom)
Virukset Aisoihin Ehkaisemalla
Virukset,nuo tietokonemaailman talla hetkella akuuteimmat uhkatekijat,
ovat saaneet suurimmatkin ohjelmatalot varpailleen.Pattentti varmaa
hoitokeinoa virus uhan turjumiseksi ei miljoonista dollareista huolimatta
ole saatu kehitettya.
Tehokkain tietokeneojelmien puhtaanapito tekniikka on edelleenkin
ennaltaehkaisy. Markkinoilla on useita eri mahdollisuukksia ennalta ehkai-
syyn.
Floppykondomi:
Floppykondomin tarjoama virustorjunta turva on kaytannossa 100%.
kondomia on muistettava kayttaa koko kopiomistoimituksen ajan sita
ei saa poistaa levykeen paalta kesken toimituksen!
Rytmitystekniikka:
Moni vanhemman polven tietokonekayttaja luottaa yha rytmitystekniik-
kaan. Eli han kopio tiedostoja tietokoneeseen vain ns.varmoina paivi-
na. Tarkan paivienlaskun ym. takia tekniikka on hankala ja
epaluotetta.
ps.(tama pikku juttu ripattu yhdesta suomalaisesta huumori lehdesta
kuka arvaa mista lehdesta on kysymys niin voi heittaa kirjeen
loom/leader prod.
peltoniementie 27 c12
73100 lapinlahti
pikku palkinto sille joka tietaa tai arvaa.)
Assembly '92 (by Einomies Porkkakoski)
ASSEMBLY'92 PARTY-REPORT
Assembly'92 was meant to be the biggest and finest organized party in
Finnish history. It was the biggest, but definetly not the finest. All
things in organization that could go wrong, did it.
I started my party-trip at 6am on friday morning. After some sleepy
hours in train I reached the railway-station of Kauniainen. From there
I had a painful walk with all my heavy equiment. Rebels said in their
invitations that there will be lots of signs to guide towards party-
place, but some nasty guys have turned 'em to show everywhere.
I reached the party-place at 10am. Just in time I tought. The party was
supposed to start at 10am. But what? There was a HUGE line at the front
of the door and a sign saying:
PARTY WILL BE OPENED AT 11am DUE SOME TECNICAL PROBLEMS!
Really good start for party of the century! I went to nearest shop to
buy some beer.
Next fun thing was the lining. I had to sit TWO FUCKING HOURS at the
line. It even moved sometimes couple of centimeters towards the doors.
Bloody great. Some guys were even drinking beer while lining. Nice. But
I really can't stand how Rebels could waste two hours with registering
30-40 people in their computers.
Finally I got in and I bought the promised 'cool Assembly t-shirt' with
the price of 50mk! Okay, the picture printed in back of shirt was really
nice but in front there was a commerical of really lousy Rebels board
reading: 'Or was it all just WASTED TIME? '.
I travelled around the party-place and looked how all lamers had already
started x-copying and playing Pinball Dream etc. I throwed my stuff in
one room and headed towards the downtown of Kauniainen to buy some booze.
The alcohol shop was really well hidden. I searched it about one hour
until I found a nice grandma who told where the fucking shop was.
When I came back to party-place I saw that there was some problems with
drunken guys. Meegosh/Rebels throwed some boozers out but after a second
they came back again. I got a bit hungry and ordered a pizza through
the cafeteria of the party-place. It just took ONE HOUR to get that
pizza!
It was about 6pm when the promised trip to beach-party was supposed to
be arranged. Lots of guys were waiting with their full bags of beer. It
was said that Sonic will arrange the bus-trip. But when the bus came,
it just passed by the school without even slowing down! This I could
call grrreeat arranging! I dropped the idea of beach-party and started
to booze at the near woods. Later I heard that there wasn't been ANY
beach-party at Hietsu's beach at all! Just normal friday night boozing.
Many guys had made same decision as me. Lots of guys was boozing near
the school area. I met some old friends and we had such a good time.
Many dudes were boozing at the back-yard, and Exotic Men had parked
their party-bus there (they even offered a free beer to me. THANX!).
They also had build up their computers inside the car, so they could
code their party-intro without entering at the 'real' party-place.
Cool! There was also groups like Bloodsuckers and Accession drooling
and drinking around.
Now the list of some groups that were present at the party: Accession,
Bloodsuckers, Damones, Byterapers, Complex, Rebels, Damones, Exotic Men,
Dual Crew, Nikki Corruptions, Reflects, Midnightsun, Dai, Genocide,
DiskNet, Grace, Spectral, Vectra, Wizzcat, Shining 8, Black Robes,
Stellar, Extend, The Silents, WDI, ex-Cave, Damage, Talents, Chrome,
Seikkailu P{hkin{, Sonic, Digital, Banal Intrustries, The Skudvanchers,
Virtual, Image, Beyond Force, Aurora, Calibra, Morque and much much
more Amiga/PC/64-groups and independents. Organizers said that there
were about 700 persons present.
At the Saturday morning all 'sport'-competitions like disk/frisbee-
throwing and football were held. Place was sports-field near the
school. Bunch of many guys from many groups won the football-match
and Stellar came second. I can't however remember who won the disk-
throwing-compo.
Actually, the whole Saturday was just waiting. Everybody was coding
and finishing their contributions to intro/demo/gfx/music-compos.
Whole day was actually dead boring. Police however visited at the
school-building once. Too bad that they weren't seeking after copied
games, but just to arrest(?) some boozers. Some people said that
they have came to stop Exotic Men because they broke an Amiga 500
outside and arrangers thought that it was stolen from the party-place.
However I don't know is this true or not.
Some more nice faults at arranging happended when the competitions
should have been started. First the big-screen-equipment broke down.
Then there was allkind of mess, and the compos started about three
hours after promised. Music-compost was so boring that I fell asleep.
Contributions for gfx-competition were shown fast, and the demo-
competition lasted forever. After atleast 3 hours of sitting in really
hot and dump room I was really mad. And when I went outside arrangers
said that if anyone goes outside, he can't get back inside!! That was
because some local people were coming inside without paying! Really
great!
Voting-system was advertised great. However the arrangers managed to
fuck it too. There was two Amigas where you can vote for all those
contributions for gfx/music/intro/demo-competitions. But after 100
people had voted, the whole system fucked up! So arrangers made a
special 'emerengy-jury' which picked up the best contributions!!!!!
Really fucking LAME!
Afterall this party was yet another disaster in Finnish party-history.
Arrangers just were too tight-arsed and started to panic if someone
was drinking beer or pissing at the school-yard. In Finland it is
impossible to held a party without alcohol, but still all those
arrangers tries to do it. ...And all of them have failed...!
Einomies Porkkakoski
About Splatter Movies (by Einomies Porkkakoski)
ABOUT SPLATTER-MOVIES
At the 1960's softporno-producer Herschell Gordon Lewis invited the magic
formula. He tought: What was missing from all movies. Answer was: Violence,
graphical and simple violence.
Lewis was the real father of splatter (he called splatter as gore). In his
movies like BLOOD FEAST (1963), 2000 MANIACS (1964) or COLOR ME RED (1964)
was the last taboo of movie history broken. All was clear. Splatter was
the circus of special fx's. Whole movies on rolled with plain shocking fx's.
Next pioneer was George A. Romero. His movies like NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
(1968), DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978) and DAY OF THE DEAD (1985) were much more
acvanced that Lewis's simple and empty movies. Romero also invited the
modern zombies, which were afterwards copied by many directors like Lucio
Fulci.
Tobe Hooper was creator of the famous TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974), which
was quite big success. Later parts haven't ever gain the same classic-
status than TEXAS 1 got.
At the 1980's many producers, writers and directors saw how popular the
splatter has come. FRIDAY THE 13TH was one of the first little budget
expoitation movies which was sold to the big companies. Paramount-studio
has bought the FRIDAY-serie and gained a huge pile of money with it.
The fantasies of destroying the human body have estrangemented the splatter
movies from horror. Sam Raim changed splatter to splatstic with his EVIL
DEAD (1984) and EVIL DEAD 2 (1988). Dancing bodies, talking and flying
heads, running hands or laughing books doesn't fit to the standard world
of splatter. Raimi's movies were again made with little budget but have
came very popular.
Many other film-styles have came after splatter. Films like Nekromantik
(1987) or VIOLENT SHIT aren't anymore a movies. They are just hardcore
splatter, without any idea or script.
Einomies Porkkakoski
Napalm Death Review (by Loom)
Napalm Death Rewiev
You,who listen to cool and fast music.. this article is for you..
albums named is UTOPIA BANISHED.
Songs of album:
-I Abstain -Dementia Access
-Christering Of The Blind -The World Keeps Turning
-Idiosyncratic -Aryanisms
-Cause And Effect (part II) -Judiacial Slime
-Distorting The Medium -Got Time To Kill
-Upward And Uninterested -Exile
-Awake (To A Life Of Misery) -Contemptous
I'Like Very much this album
COVER : 99 %
MUSIC : 99 %
TEXTS : 99 %
OVERALL: 99 %
and next time will be coolest music style " P U N K M U S I C " rewies¤
News (by Admiral)
Sorry for these poor news and rumours,but.....
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Deadline
Tachral/Tffp and Dr.Header joined. Xendi,Virage,Nulcare and Mellow-d maybe
join Centura
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Diffusion
Icebeat joined
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Equinox
Darky and McGee/Realms joined.
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Entice
is dead, ex-members formed new group called 'GameService United'.
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Leader Productions
Will soon release a game,Trackmo,Music file and several intros,
and now diskmag (you are reading it now).
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Lsd
Opened their first board in Norway,call it on Norway-05-124682 (Creep Show)
Menace
Dr.Header left them for Deadline
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Silents
They are going to release a 10-disk demo which needs 2 mb to run
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The Fun Factory Productions(Tffp)
Beholder,Tachtal,Beathawk and Dr.Header left them and whole Culture team
joined them.
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Zenith
CrackBrain/CyperDream joined and renamed himself to Zeroline.
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