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* LASER DANCE * # IS KIKKIN DA BASS AGAIN... THIS TIME WE ARE PLEASED TO SHOW YOU OUR LATEST WEIRD DEMO WHICH IS ESPECIALLY DEDICATED 2 OUR NEW MEMBER AND HEADBANGER ^ SLAUGHTER¹^ ... ²FEEL THE HYPE, WATCH THE CREDITS... CODING AND DESIGN BY ³ * DR. MASTERMIND * # ²LOGO BY ³ * X-ACT * # ²MUSIX BY ³ * DR. MASTERMIND * # ²EDDIELYZERS BY ³ * FLINX THE LYNX * # ²INTRODUCING ANIMATION AND THE MINI LAMP BY ³ * DR. MASTERMIND * # ²16-COLOUR-BOBS BY ³ * PPJ * # ² AS YOU COULD SEE JUST SOME SECONDS BEFORE, MOSHING CAN DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH !!! HOHOO... NOW YOU WILL HAVE THE PLEASURE TO READ A SCROLLER IN USUAL LDC SIZE... LEAN BACK AND READ THE SHIT FROM DR. MASTERMIND AND SLAUGHTER.... OH MY GOD, WHERE IS MY CUP OF HOT TEA ?? WHERE ARE MY ASPIRINS ?? YES, IT'S STILL ME, DOC M, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YA SOMETHING ! BEER IS LAME !!! TODAY IT IS SUNDAY AND THIS AND LAST WEEKEND I MADE QUITE SOME EXPERIENCES... I HAD FREE AND UNLIMITED BEER ACCESS THANX TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND A MEETING OF MY FORMER CLASS MATES. THE FIRST WEEKEND I DRANK TOO FAST AND ATE TOO LITTLE. AFTER SOME HOURS I LIED SOMEWHERE UNCONSCIOUS AND MY FRIENDS TRIED TO WAKE ME UP, AND THEY FINALLY SUCCEEDED BY BEATING ME IN MY FACE (THANX, PALS !! REALLY NICE.. NEXT TIME CALL AN AMBULANCE, PLEASE !). ALL IN ALL IT WAS VERY FUNNY, ESPECIALLY PUKING IN A DISCO... WHEN 2 GUYS BROUGHT ME HOME I DIDN'T MANAGE TO GET INTO MY ROOM, SO I SLEPT IN FRONT OF IT AND IT WAS FUCKING COLD. I PUKED SEVERAL TIMES ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND WAS VERY BUSY CLEANING IT THE NEXT DAY. THIS DAY WAS FILLED WITH PAIN... AND MY MOTHER SAW ME IN THAT VERY DRUNK STATE AS WELL, FUCK ! SO I SAID TO MYSELF, HEY, NEVER EVER GO SO FAR AGAIN ! BUT NEXT WEEKEND WAS PARTY TIME AGAIN, I PREPARED MYSELF AND ATE VERY MUCH. AT THIS PARTY I WANTED TO GET FASTER STONED, THAT MEANS LESS BEER (AROUND 3,5 LITRES) AND THEREFORE SOME SCHNAPS LIKE OUZO OR SAMBUCA (I DON'T LIKE TEQUILA THAT MUCH). BUT THAT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA EITHER. A FRIEND LATER TOLD ME A FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT EVENING, HE ASKED ME FOR THE HOUSE KEYS TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME AND I GAVE HIM A CANDY INSTEAD AND THEN ASKED IF HE WAS TOO SILLY TO OPEN THE DOOR ! THE NEXT MORNING I HAD A LOOK AT THE PLACE BEFORE MY ROOM'S DOOR... WHAT CAN WE SEE THERE... BAD THING : ALL I HAD EATEN BEFORE WAS LYING THERE AND IT WAS A MESS ! GOOD THING : I MANAGED TO CONCENTRATE THE PUKE ON ONE SPOT NOT LIKE THE WEEKEND BEFORE WHERE ALL WAS DIRTY NEAR 2 METERS RADIUS ! SO TODAY I CLEANED THE SHIT AGAIN (MY PARENTS GOT VERY UPSET AS ALWAYS)... MOREOVER, I HAVE IRREGULAR HEARTBEATS THE WHOLE DAY AND I TEND TO GET DIZZY ALL THE TIME... I THINK THIS IS THE POINT TO CHANGE MY BAD LIFESTYLE WHICH STARTED AFTER HAVING FINISHED THOSE FUCKING A-LEVELS. THAT WAS IN MAY 1992 AND NOW WE HAVE NOVEMBER/DECEMBER. I MADE HOLIDAYS FOR OVER HALF A YEAR AND WENT OUT NEARLY EVERY EVENING. A GREAT TIME. BUT SOON I'LL START SOME STUPID JOB TO EARN A BIT OF MONEY BEFORE I'LL BEGIN THE CIVIL SERVICE AROUND MARCH NEXT YEAR (HEY HANDICAPPED PEOPLE, I CAN'T WAIT TO PARTY WITH YOU, HAHA... POOR DUDES !). AT NEW YEAR'S EVE I WILL NOT GO TO THE AARS PARTY, SORRY TO ALL GUYS WHO WANTED TO MEET ME THERE !! I DECIDED TO VISIT AMSTERDAM WITH SOME MATES AND TEST SOME MILKSHAKES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... COOKING WITH HASH ! MESSAGE TO RATSO RIZZO : C YA IN ADAM, THE WORLD OF UDOPIA AND CHECK OUT THE PEYOTE-BUTTONS !! UND DIE CATRIN FICK ICH ZUERST !!! DU KANNST DIE PERVERSE ENGLAENDERIN HABEN, ABER VORSICHT : ERST SCHLAEGT SIE DICH, DANN UMARMT SIE DICH ! UND WENN SIE DICH WIE MICH NACH DER SCHWANZLAENGE FRAGT, DARFST DU RUHIG MEINE NENNEN, DAMIT DU NICHT SO PEINLICH DASTEHST, HEHEHE !! MAN SIEHT SICH IN DER AK, WIE JEDEN ABEND BUAHHH ... ES LEBE DIE ABWECHSLUNG ! TSCHUESS, KOMMILITONE... SOME MORE MESSAGES COMING UP (ONLY FOR LOCAL PALS)... HEY HOWIE/AF, DER ADOLF HAETTE SEINE FREUDE AN DIR GEHABT !!! WAS IST EINE BEULE IN DER GASLEITUNG ? - EIN JUDE AUF DER FLUCHT ! HOHO, IST ALLES NICH SO ERNST GEMEINT, LOITE !! HEY WUFF/DUAL CREW ! IM ARSCHFICKEN EINE EINS, JUNGE ! NA, DA HAB ICH DICH IM TISCHTENNIS JA SCHOEN ABGEZOGEN, HEHE... YOP COBRA/PLEASURE ! ACHTUNG, GERT MENGELE HAT SICH AN DEINE JUEDISCHEN FERSEN GEHEFTET, HAHA... BESUCH MICH MAL WIEDER, ABER DIE GEILEN POSTER BLEIBEN DA, WO SIE SIND !!! HEY PPJ, WIE FUEHLT MAN SICH SO OHNE ZULASSUNG ZUM ABI ? HEHE... A SPECIAL HELLO THIS TIME MUST ALSO GO TO ^ EXECUTIONER/S!P/SCOOPSEX ^ ! KEEP ON DRINKING, MAN ! IF YOU ARE VERY STONED, MAYBE YOU WILL SEE SOME VECTORS IN THIS DEMO, HEHE... AND A MEGA-HELLO IS ZIPPING TO OUR NEW MEMBER ^ NICK ^ FROM GERMANY ! UP THE ALCOHOL ! DOWN THE LAMERS ! ... OOUUUCH, A FLASHBACK IS VAPOURIZING MY BRAIN, I HAVE TO STOP AND GIVE THE KEYS TO SLAUGHTER THE TERRIBLE... BYEEE FELLAZ, DR. MASTERMIND SUCKING³OFF.... ² ARGH! THIS IS SLAUGHTER THE MIGHTY GOD OF HEADBANGING... WELL, FIRST MY BIGGEST KISSES TO DR. MASTERMIND FOR THIS COOL METAL-DEMO... NEXT TIME AN OI-TRACKMO, EHH MASTER, HA,HA. O.K. NOW, I GUESS MOST OF YOU HAD HEARD THE SHIT ABOUT THE TECH OR ROOKIES... I DECIDED TO JOIN LASER DANCE BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER FUCKED A MASTER'S ASSHOLE ONCE BEFORE, HA,HA. BAD KIDDING I SUPPOSE, OR MR.M? URGS, I RISK MY LIFE, SO LOVED DR.M COOL DOWN AND GIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKING V2 BACK TO ME... WELL, PERHAPS SOME OF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN A NICE SCROLLER... FOR THOSE I HAVE TO SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO! EHEM, OUT OF BRAIN SO ONLY SOME MESSYS FROM SLAUGHTER COMING UP NOW........ STINGRAY/INTERAKTIV: DAS DDD RULED DOCH TOTAL...THANX AUCH FUER DIE OI TAPES. DIE QUEEN IST NE BLOEDE NUTTE! DASS DIE SICH NACH DRESDEN TRAUT TSSS... TRONIX/TECH: THANX FOR ALL YOU DID FOR ME IN THE PAST (IN TECH). KEEP ON SENDING THE BEST PACKSERIES: BLUE VELVET... (HAAEEEE ??? - DR.M.) TNM/SUBZERO: FICK NET SO VIEL, HA,HA...ORAL RULES. THE DUKE/RISK INC.: WE SHALL ARISE! I HOPE WE CAN MEET AND BANG AROUND. UND IMMER SCHOEN DEN XXX STEIF HALTEN. BITTE NICHT FALSCH VERSTEHEN, BEI MOSCHERN STEHT NUR DER EINE STEIF...SCHEISS GENICKSTARRE! PERALTA/DARK STAR: INGOLSTADT RULES... WIR MUESSEN MAL MEETEN. EAZY-E/TAURUS: WELL, THANX FOR CONTACTING AND ALL THOSE NICE WARES... TAURUS GERMANY RULES... NICE CALLS RULE... JACKIE D./ALCATRAZ: LANGE NIX MEHR VON DIR GEHOERT... SCHICK MAL WIEDER WAS... SHORT BREAK !!! ARE YOU ANGRY BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE GERMAN SENTENCES???? HAVEN'T YOU THE WILL OF GOD TO UNDERSTAND IT??? GUESS! I REALLY DON'T CARE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. EHR, I AM TALKING SHIT? NO! I WON'T STOP IT UNTIL LOTS OF SUCKERS WILL STOP WRITING STUPID ARTICLES AGAINST GERMANY... THE BAD TONGUE MAG FROM ITALIAN BAD BOYS FOR EXAMPLE... FUCK YOU! WIR SIND DIE MACHT... (DR.M.: NANANA...) O.K. LET'S GO ON WITH SHITTY MESSIES.... COURAGE/SUBMISSION: THANX FOR YOUR 1-2 HOURS LONG PHONECALLS, YOU ARE REALLY CRAZY... BUT STILL COOL. SCHEISSE NUR, DASS DEINE MUM DIR DAS GEILE HARDCORE PORNO HEFT GEKLAUT HAT.... O.K. ICH SCHICK DIR HALT EIN ANDERES...HA,HA. EXUMER/NUANCE: YO! METAL RULES...BESONDERS MANOWAR... ZENTIS/FACH: WENN ICH DAS NAECHSTE MAL IN BERLIN BIN, DANN TREFFEN WIR UNS ABA... DENN BERLIN RULES UND ICH BRAUCH EINEN, DER SICH IN DER GEILSTEN STADT EUROPAS AUSKENNT.... HURRICANE/LEGEND: METAL UP YOUR HEAD...THANX FOR ALWAYS GREAT STUFFY... HMMMM, NO MORE TIME... I HOPE NOBODY WILL SEND ME SOME ATOMBOMBS ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT IN THIS SCROLLER... OK STAY HEAVY AND UP THE IRONS.... SCHEISSE, IST DAS HEUTE KALT...TJA, WINTER IN DER BRD... ..............SLAUGHTER/LDC SIGNING OFF!!!................. OUR DE LA GREETS ARE YUPPIN 2 OUR FOLLOWING DEAR MATES ... * ADDONIC - CHAIN,DEVIL,DEXTER * ADEPT - DECCA,TYRANT * AGNOSTIC FRONT - HOWIE * ALCATRAZ - CONTROL,JACKIE D. * AMBIENCE - MARTIN * ARISE - AGENT,SKYLINE,WARDEN * ATOMIC - SHAPE * AURORA - ROCKET * BACKLASH - SKYBIRD * BLACK MONKS * BRAIN WAVE - ARRAKIS * CATASTROPHY - D.ICELORD * CHROME - EQUALIZER * COAST - EDDY * COMPLEX - HYDE,MIC DAIR * CRIME - PAIN MASTER * CRYSTAL - BLACKSTAR * DAMAGE - FUTURA,MICROLITE * DARK STAR - PERALTA * DAZZLE - GIZMO,WIZARD * DEFIANCE - UNCLE ACID * DESIRE - REBEL MC * DEVILS - SHADE * DEVINE - MAVERICK * DEVISION A - CASH * DOMINATORS - ZORLOC * D-TECT - RCF * DUAL CREW - AGONY,LEEBOLD,WONDERBOY,WOTW * ENERGY - GREILI,ZINKFLOYD * FACH - ZENTIS * FROGS - IMMORTUS * FUNNY BUSINESS - CHRIS * FUTURA - MR.GUMBY * GRACE - VIRUS * HARDLINE - FANCY,TRASHER * INDEPENDENT - CREATOR,ENCINO,FRANKIE,JASON DEAN,SABBEL,SBT,TERRORIST * INFECT - GADGET * INTERACTIVE - STINGRAY,TRIPEX * IRIS - CHRIS * JOKER - PETERS * KEFRENS - RAXOR * LEGEND - HURRICANE * LIVE ACT - RAIZE * LORD ZERO * LUNATIC EARLS - MR.FAH * MAGIC - ALPHA * NOXIOUS - ART,LOGIC * NUANCE - EXUMER,FRENCHY * OFFWORLD - BUNDY * OPERATION MINDCRIME - MINDSTORM * OZONE - COMPTON * PALACE - HIJACK * PARAGON - CROCKER,SLIMEBALL * PARALLAX - LEGEND * PARANOID - ARONAL * PLATIN - DAMION * PLEASURE - BEN,COBRA,SIR GEIVEN * PMC - DARKWALKER,DREAMER * PRESTIGE - SWIFF * PRINCIPES - MIC * PROFECY - SPEEDPOWER * QUARTZ - ALLIGATOR,CHOPPER * RAZOR 1911 - FLASH FOX * REBELS - KRIS,SPEEDHAWK * SANITY - COUGAR * SCEPTIC - CRUNCHY * SCOOPEX - EXECUTIONER * SHINING 8 - GHOSTRIDER * SILENTS - JOL005X * SLIPSTREAM - RULER * SONIC - MODEL,MURK * SPACEBALLS - GODFATHER * SUBMISSION - COURAGE,MR.MAGNOSE * SUBZERO - TNM * SUPPLEX - FRAP * TAIPAN/TLC - EXODUS,ZZZAX * THE VIRE 33 - T.U.W. * TECH - JOKER,TRONIX * TRSI - WARHEAD * TSB - ERROR * U.D.O - DO-X,X-SANIC * VANISH - CASTOR * WILLOW - MENTAL * ZENITH - 2-PAC,LEON,MONSTER,STEF,TODD-1. OUR CRAZY³MEMBERS²ARE : * BLADERUNNER - CODER,MODEMTRADER * BODYLOVE - CODER,SYSOP * DR. MASTERMIND - BOSS,CODER,MUSICIAN,MAILTRADER * DLL - CODER * ELWIX - CODER * FLINX THE LYNX - GFX ARTIST * JONAH KE!A - CODER,MUSICIAN * MEGAMANIAC - CODER * MR. SOUNDWAVE - CODER,MUSICIAN * NICK - MAILTRADER * Q - CODER,MUSICIAN * RATSO RIZZO - CODER * SLAUGHTER - MAIL AND MODEMTRADER * X-ACT - GFX ARTIST * SO THAT WAS THE WHOLE BUNCH... NOW THE TEXT IS OVER (REALLY!) AND WE WISH YOU A NICE TRIP AND STAY HETERO...... ------------------------- TEXT RESTARTS !