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Fuck off Lamer!!!!!!!! This intro was coded by Scorpion/Kryptic and should NOT be LAMERISED unless U wanna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!P.S. there is sum hidden txt in this intro!
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CODING - SCORPION
CODED BY SCORPION
HOWDIE LADiES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WORLD-FAMOUS KRYPTiC HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD TO KiCK SOME ASS!! QUiCK CREDiTS FOR THiS iNTRO... @ ALL CODE ~~ SCORPiON/KRYPTiC @ @ TUNE ~~ RECOIL @ @ LOGO ABOVE ~~ GOLLUM/KRYPTiC @ @ FONT ~~ ????? @ ............. HERE iS THE FULL MEMBERS LiST OF KRYPTiC (04/04/92).... @ GOLLUM ~~ MANAGER, GFX, MAiL TRADER + COMPiLER @ @ PRODiGY ~~ CO-MANAGER, MODEM TRADER + COMPiLER @ @ SCORPiON ~~ CODER @ @ SHADOW ~~ GFX, COMPiLER + MAiL TRADER @ @ HAWK ~~ GFX + MAiL TRADER @ @ ZiCO ~~ MAiL TRADER (SOON MODEM!) @ @ POACHER ~~ SYSOP @ ........... GiVE OUR @ELiTE@ WHQ A CALL... -GRACELAND- ON... (+44) 0 9 8 0 - 5 3 6 7 8 YOUR SYSOP iS POACHER. 240 MEGS ON-LiNE, 25 HOURS PER DAY, AND iT RUNS ON A 14.4 HST. ALSO RUNNiNG LATEST AMi-EXPRESS. THiS iNTRO WAS RELEASED AT THE ANARCHY PARTY iN ENGLAND ON 04 APRiL, 1992! ........... NOW HAWK WOULD LiKE TO TYPE SOME BYTES... HELLO EVERYONE... iT iS GOOD OLD HAWK AT THE KEYS...... i AM SiTTiNG DOWN ON MY SWiVEL CHAiR THiNKiNG WHAT TO WRiTE. lOOK AT THE NiCE LiTTLE PLASMA iN THE LOGO. THE PRETTY COLOURS ARE NiCE, ARE THEY NOT? (SHUT UP - GOLLUM). YO THiS iS GOLLUM AGAiN!. HAWK iS NOW ENJOYiNG A SUN VALLEY TURKEY ESCALLOP!!??? AND HE iS ALSO DRiNKiNG HiS DRiNK WHiCH HE DOESNT KNOW THE NAME OF!??!!? ALSO DONT FORGET TO LOOK OUT FOR THE KRYPTiC MESSAGE-BOX WHiCH WiLL BE RELEASED SOOOON! i (GOLLUM) WiLL BE THE EDiTOR! ........ ANYWAY, iF YOU WiSH TO JOiN @KRYPTiC@ (WE WiLL CONSiDER ANY TALENT!), THEN CONTACT........ @ GOLLUM/KRYPTiC @ 15, MELBOURNE CLOSE KiNGSWiNFORD WEST MiDLANDS DY6 8JH. ..... iF YOU WiSH TO START MAiL TRADiNG WiTH ~KRYPTiC^ THEN CONTACT ONE OF THE FOLLOWiNG ADDRESSES... @ HAWK @ 4, BELGRAVE COURT KiNGSWiNFORD WEST MiDLANDS DY6 8NY -OR- @ SHADOW @ 52, HiGH STREET PENSNETT WEST MiDLANDS DY5 4RS .................... NOW SHADOW/KRYPTiC WANTS TO TYPE SOME MORE BYTES...... YOOOOOO DUDES TIS SHADOW OF KRYPTiC HERE, THE COOLEST PERSON IN KRYPTiC (EH? - GOLLUM) AND INFACT THE WORLD...... YES THIS LITTLE SECTION IS WERE I GIVE MY OWN PERSONAL SPEECH, AND IVE BEEN TOLD BY GOLLUM THAT I SHOULD MAKE IT LONG, SO IM GOIN NOW.... ONLY JOKING!! RIGHT THEN NOW FOR A FEW MESSAGES TO THESE PEOPLE...... TO SIDEWINDER OF LSD : NOW THAT YOU HAVE MOVED NO-ONE KNOWS WERE THE HELL YOU ARE, AND IF YOU ARE AT THE ANARCHY PARTY I WILL FIND YOU AND GET YOUR NEW ADDRESS, IF ANYONE ELSE HAS IT THEN PLEASE SEND IT TO ME........ TO SPOONER OF THE LUNATICS U.K. : I SENT OFF TO YOU AGES AGO SO WHY DID YOU NOT WRITE BACK????? WRITE SOON......... TO SHADOW MASTER OF THE LUNATICS U.K. : CAN YOU TELL SPOONER TO WRITE BACK OR GIVE ME HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER, BYE THE WAY TSM WERE IS YOUR JIFFY. IVE MISSED YOUR NICE PARCEL AND LETTER!!!!!...... TO CHOPPER OF QUARTZ U.K. : GLAD TO HEAR YOUR CUTTING DOWN BUT THE DRUGS ARE EVEN WORSE. NEXT TIME YOU SAY YOU WILL PHONE BACK PLEASE DO, TA MATEY....... TO BRUTUS OF EOC 1999 : GOOD LOOK WITH THE GCSES MATE, IVE GOT MINE IN A FEW WEEKS, OH SHIT!!!!!...... TO FISH OF LSD : THANX WITH THE HELP OF THE NAME BUT DERICK DICK IS NOT ME........ TO MUTANT MANGO OF QUARTZ U.K. : IM AFRAID SHAD-PACK HAS NOW TURNED TO NSD-PACK SO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL ME THAT NOW???????........ TO EVERYONE : IF YOU SEE US AT THE ANARCHY PARTY THEN COME OVER AND SAY HELLO TO US........ TO ALL THOSE WHO ARE CONSIDERING JOINING KRYPTiC : DONT UNLESS YOU ARE HARD WORKING AND WILLING TO WORK FOR KRYPTiC 23.999 HRS A DAY......... WELL THATS THE END OF MY MESSAGES EXCEPT IF YOUR ELITE THEN WRITE TO ME NOW AS I MAY BE TOO, WHO KNOWS??????? SEE YA DUDEZZZZZZ....... HERES PRODiGY/KRYPTiC!............ YO DUDES IT`S PROD-MAN HERE AND IT`S 12:30 ON A THURSDAY MORNING....OH SHIT TODAY`S ANOTHER DAY OF SCHOOL....YEAH! GOLLUM TOLD ME TO WRITE SOME TEXT 4 TODAY BUT I WAS TOO BUSY DOING MY HOMEWORK AS I WANT A COUPLE OF PASSES.... I WAS VERY DEPRESSED THIS MORNING WHEN GOLLUM AND SHADOW TOLD ME THAT MY PHONE-LINE WAS DOWN AS A MODEM TRADER WITHOUT A PHONE LINE IS USELESS... ACTUALLY I`M QUITE IMPRESSED WITH OUR CODER..HE`S COME A LONG WAY SINCE HE STARTED CODING AND THIS INTRO AIN`T SO BAD. SORRY QUARTZ 4 LEAVING YOU, BUT THE SCENE WAS GETTING TOTALLY SHIT SO I JOINED KRYPTiC AS A DOS REALLY (WATCH IT - GOLLUM) BUT THE SCENE IS GETTING PROGRESSIVELY BETTER....WELL AT THE MOMENT I`M SUPPOSED TO BE D/LING SOME SHIT FOR NSD PAK 4 BUT AS U SEE I`M VERY BUSY WITH TYPING OUT THIS SCROLL TEXT. HERE`S SOME MESSAGES : CHOPPER / QUARTZ UK : HEY DUDE, ECONOMISE WITH THE DRUGS MAN, READ JOLLY ROGERS COOKBOOK AND MAKE U`R OWN, THOUGH DRUGS ARE VERY NASTY TO YER HEALTH...NOT THAT WE`D MISS U OR ANYTHING HEHHEHEHE....TO SHADOW / KRYPTiC - HOW MUCH R U GETTING 4 STARRING IN HOME ALONE 2????... TO PAT / GHOST - YOUR PARENTS WILL HAVE 2 CALL U `OUR SUN-PAT` HEHEHHEHEHE .....TO MUTANT MANGO / QUARTZ - MUTANT MONGOL FITS U MUCH BETTER, WHY NOT CHANGE YOUR HANDLE FOR A DOORKNOB HEHEHEH ????....TO ALL MODEM TRADERS - IT`S A PITY THAT VERY FEW MODEM TRADERS ARE KNOWN AMONGST THE LAMERS AND AND MAIL TRADERS, I HAVEN`T SEEN MANY GREETS GOING OUT TO ALL THOSE SYSOPS AND TRADERS THAT HELP SPREAD THE STUFF WELL...SO FROM ME 2 U COMMS JUNKIES HAVE SOEM GREETS AND BEAT UP THE LOCAL LAMER WHO DOESN`T ACCKNOWLEDGE U`R EXISTANCE!! WELL...I CAN`T GO ON 4-EVER (WELL I COULD BUT I DON`T HAVE THE TIME) SO `IL HAVE 2 GIVE MR MEGADRIVE SOME USE AND KEEP HIM ACTIVE AS MEGADRIVE GAMES R MUCH BETTER THEN THE AMIGA ONES...OR I`LL GIVE MR MODEM A RUN ON MY NEWLY RECONNECTED PHONELINES... (YEAH! - GOLLUM) MIGHT AS WELL FLIP A COIN....WELL HERE IS THE DUFFER FROM KRYPTiC, THE DUFFERS GROUP THAT WON`T BE DUFF (WELL IT WILL UNTILL SHADOW`S LEFT HEHHEHEHEHHE)........C U L8R DUDES AND LAMERS AND COMMS JUNKIES..... ANYWAY, i THiNK THAT iS ENOUGH TEXT FOR THiS SCROLLER AND DONT FORGET TO CONTACT US iF WE DO NOT SWAP WiTH YOU!!! ............... SCROLL RESTARTS ..............
- KRYPTIC -
PRESENTS!
THE REFORMATION INTRO
ALL CODING: SCORPION/KRYPTIC
LOGO ABOVE: GOLLUM/KRYPTIC
NICE TUNE: RECOIL
THIS INTRO WAS RELEASED ON 04/04/92
AT THE ANARCHY PARTY!
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MORE INFORMATION FOLLOWS...
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- KRYPTIC - MEMBERS ARE:
GOLLUM
MANAGER, COMPILER, AND MAIL TRADER
PRODIGY
CO-MANAGER, MODEM TRADER, COMPILER
SCORPION
CODER, COMPILER
SHADOW
MAIL TRADER, COMPILER
POACHER
SYSTEMS OPERATOR
HAWK
GFX, MAIL TRADER
ZICO
MAIL TRADER (SOON MODEM!)
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THATS IT! ANYTHING DIFFERENT, THEN
PLEASE TELL US!!!
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--- GREETINGS FOLLOW... ---
KRYPTIC SEND OUT 7000 CPS TO
THE FOLLOWING GUYZ... (NO ORDER!)
PARASITE, FISH, SKAVENGER, SIDEWINDER
AND DEADBEAT/LSD
SOURCE AND AZI/DIGITAL
ROTOX, ROMBUST, ATCW, AND DEATHLOK/GHOST
DELTEX/DIMENSION X
MFD AND SAINT/SILENTS
DEVISTATOR, BLADE, TOXIC AND BRUTUS
OF END OF CENTURY 1999
LEEBOLD, ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND RED DEVIL
OF DUAL CREW
COSY AND POD/NEMESIS
SHADOW MASTER, DRAGON BAIT AND SPOONER
OF LUNATICS
JAZ, ACE, CHOPPER, FRIDGE, BATFINK
AND MUTANT MANGO OF QUARTZ
STEVE/ARENA
CIVILLIAN AND BOBCAT
LORD FLIGHT AND FX/JESTERS
AND THATS IT!!
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING KRYPTIC,
(WHATEVER YOUR TALENT, WE WILL CONSIDER
IT!) JUST SEND A SAMPLE OF YOUR WORK TO
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GOLLUM/KRYPTIC
15 MELBOURNE CLOSE
KINGSWINFORD
WEST MIDLANDS
DY6 8JH
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OR PHONE: (0384) 279912
AND ASK FOR STUART!!
CONTACT -KRYPTIC- FOR SWAPPING THE LATEST
WAREZ GOIN ROUND!! JUST SEND A JIFFY TO
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SHADOW/KRYPTIC
52 HIGH STREET
PENSNETT
WEST MIDLANDS
DY5 4RS
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OR PHONE: (0384) 77006
AND ASK FOR JAMES!
MORE ADDRESSES FOLLOW!
FOR SWAPPING ANYTHING FROM DISKS TO
HALF A POUND OF MILD CHEDDAR, SEND TO
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HAWK/KRYPTIC
4 BELGRAVE COURT
KINGSWINFORD
WEST MIDLANDS
DY6 8NY
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OR PHONE: (0384) 287668
AND ASK FOR KEVIN!
END OF ADDRESSES!!
CALL OUR -ELITE- WHQ...
>>> GRACELAND <<<
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(+44) 0980-53678
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SYSOP: POACHER
RUNNING 24 HOURS
14.4 HST
250 MEGS ON-LINE
ALSO RUNNING LATEST AMI-EXPRESS
SO CALL IT NOW!!!
ANYWAY! THAT IS THE END OF THIS
TEXT WRITER!!
SO DO THESE THINGS BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
TONIGHT....
A) CONTACT KRYPTIC IF YOU WANNA JOIN
B) CONTACT A SWAPPER IF YOU WANNA SWAP
C) CALL OUR BULLETIN BOARD!!!
ANYWAY, GOODBYE MATEY! FROM ALL MEMBERS
OF KRYPTIC!!!
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COMPILE THIS INTRO!!!
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MESSAGES FROM
SCORPION
TO PAT/GHOST:
DDD IIIII EEEEE
D D I E
D D I EEE
D D I E
DDD IIIII EEEEE
XENON II: GIGABLAST WAS KEWL
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GREETINGS AND MESSAGES FOLLOW...
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HEY PAT/GHOST! ALL OF THE MEMBERS
OF KRYPTIC THINK YOU ARE THE
LAMEST 'THING' THAT EVER EAT LARD!!!
>>>> GHOST ARE L A M E <<<<<
HEY ROTOX! AN AMERICAN THINX YOU ARE THE
UNGLIEST BASTARD, AND HE WANTS TO
FIGHT YOU!!!
HE SAID HE IS GONNA HEADBUTT YOU NEXT
TIME HE SEES YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO PAT/GHOST HATES YER ASS! DO YOU
THINK HE DID NOT SPREAD HIS MENU SOURCE??
WELL I HAVE A COPY HERE NOW! SHALL WE
USE A FEW ROUTINES OUT OF IT??? HEHEHEE
HEY ROMBUST/GHOST! WHY DID YOU LEAVE KRYPTIC
TO JOIN A NO-HOPE GROUP, YOU TWAT!!!!
JOIN A GROUP WITH -TALENT!- JOIN -- KRYPTIC --
HEY BT.! WE ALL 'ATE YA AND WE ARE GONNA
GET OUR BLUE BOXES OUT LATER AND WE ARE GONNA
BUILD ONE OF THOSE BOXES THAT BLOWS THE OPERATORS
EARS INTO SPACE ! HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEE
DOES ANYONE IN B.T. WANNA BUY A BLUE BOX????