Finally...
Group Of The Groovy Testicles Is Back :
- KRAFTED 1993 -
PRESENTS
- TROTRO -
Code by : MiND
Music by : ClOnE
Font by : MiND
After few Khih's and Hihi's we really
are back... Far out man!!!
Mega-Khihi's to our fellas:
- DECNITE -
Now a BIG khih to them : KHIHIHIH!!!!
Yep... And now a FUCKING BIG FUCK to
FUCKIN' lame STYLINE... Yeah...
If you fuck with one of our members,
then you fuck with the WHOLE KRAFTED!!!
So... You think that Tonic suxx... But
if he leaves your group, does that mean
that he suxx... Oh god you are LAME!!!!
If you want to get in touch with our
MIGHTY and SHINY testicles then write
to these addresses :
JOINING, SWAP : MAIL TRADING :
Clone / KRF WHQ Tonic / KRF
Sammalkuja 1D Kummunmäentie 19
36220 Kangasala2 41160 Tikkakoski
Finland Finland
OR CALL CLONE AT :
+ 358 31 791 447
/ MIKA
Khihihihihihihihi...
Jaahas.. Ja nyt laulava limakalvo eli
toisin sanoen SUURI(ainakin) ja MAHTAVA
kaikkien lasten ikioma ja kiwa CLONE
astuu lavalle... HEISSAN LAPSET!!!!
Hmm... Jooh... Olen nähnyt Jeesuksen ja
voin sanoa että en pitänyt näkemästäni.
Muilla ei saa olla pitempiä hiuksia kun
minulla... Jaa jaa...
STYLINE - Meidän fillatut ei toimi!
Hmm... Puuhamaa on jännä paikka,
Puuhamaa on iloinen, Puuhamaasta löydät
vaikka Clonen... oih....
KRAFTED - Meidän produissa on skandit!!
hmm... Jaa... Liikakiloappelsiini?!?
hahaa.. kiinni jäit pilviveikko......
... ei välttämättä sillä tammesta
valmistetun lakatun pöydän pinnan
molekyylirakenne on erittäin kiehtova.
JOOH... EI WAAN!!! Ei ole...
Vihreä radioappelsiini soittaa
teollisuusteknoo... jaa... musiikki by
CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Jep... Eli...
MINÄ EN PIDÄ TÄSTÄ MUSASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KRAFTED - You name it, we fuck it...
- DEATH
Yep... Kuka on suomen scenen sairain
mies??? Lähettäkää äänenne Clonelle
postissa... Julkaisemme sitten
myöhemmin SUOMEN KIPEIN MIES CHARTIN!!!
Wittu... Tää writeri kyllä kusee...
Tää on kiimanen kirjoitin....
PIHiiiiihihihihihihihihihiihhiih...
Yep... Now... In the few next screens
I send my personal messages to few
fellaz... Yeah...
DESTOP : Huomenta mies... Koskas
painutaan TAAS boozaan? eh...
JAM : Potkulähtö.. Lähtöpotku...
WHO CAREZ ?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHIZZ : No nyt on sun nimes mainittu...
ARMOUR : Harkitse nyt vielä...
TONIC : STYLINET ON WITUN RUMIA!!!!!!!!
Vai?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
PROMIL : Koskas se intro tulee?
BUNDY : Utopia, eh?
MEDDLER : Uh, CHROME or not to CHROME?!
CASKET : Jooh... No... Mä LUPAAN
kirjottaa TOSI pitkän kirjeen...
Khihitellään taas puhelimessa!!! Hih...
YAMMY : Lazy as always... ?!
SLITE : Vieläkö KAHVI rulee ?!?!
MIND : Ruoka on pahaa kylmänä, ja
kirjoitammehan sitten copperlistiä
vasemmalla kädellä puhelinchatin
aikana... Khihih.
DEFLECTOR : Pizza sotkee pöydät...
Khihiihihihihihihihihiihihihihi .......
Now... I will Stop writing HERE!!!!!!!!
!!!Hmm... HAPPY WITH HONDA!!!
A TOTALLY NEW IDEA!!!!
Wait for more GIGACOOL productions from
our mighty crew and from our testicles!
Next summer we may release the ULTIMATE
C & C SPERM FACTORY teknodemo
NOW THE MISERABLE TEXT BY LOUSY DEATH :
Jeeehhh... the rievärievämiez DEATH
iskeepi taaassssss ja jip jip..
KRAFTED PRESENTS : TONI NIEMINEN ON HOMO
- the intro.. jeehh.. niihän se on....
haista vittu konstaapeli
P . M I K K O L A ! ! from the
Tampere mothafuckin' PD!! arg kun
katkaisin tänään selkänininnikikhiihihii
khikhih ... jeekhikhhih mä oon
lisko.. joo perttipertti...
Olipa Kerran Pertti..
Pertillä oli uusi sininen putkikassi ja
pertti oli ylpeä myöskin uudesta
kammastaan.. Mutta tämän tarinan opetus
on : että Pertti oli ylpeä myös uudesta
tekovaginastaan, jonka hän sai isiltä
rippilahjaksi, koska entinen oli kulunut
puhki...
zcsszchäck.. korva korva sanoo guest
staaari GraNiiiiiiniii... eli Grand
One.... joojoo.. kissa... grandillä on
demoninen kizza... kikhikhihhihih...
Naniva Bushi : Such is life (of a woman)
jee se rulez se on tosic00li cdsinkku
minkä graniiniihh ihiikkihih antoi
miulle (dth) j-j---joululahjaksi..
joo KiVAA JA SITTEN KIRJOTA MULLE JOS
OOT KIERO JA HIPHOPDUDE TAI MUUTENVAAN
OUTO...
deAth of krf
metsämiehentie 9
33340 Tampere
fineland
Greetingkejä lähtee..
Murk/Sonic
Deep Runner/Chrome
Zombie/Poorsoft
Sledge Hammer/Paradise
Jagannath/Shining 8
Azur/Grace
Eskimo
Grand1
Ian
Jahwe
+Kaikki KRf-memberit..
Ja kaikki muut jotka tunnen.....
joo ja fuck offs..
Pyroman (..ya fuck with me and I'll
blast ya..)
Jason/Diffusion
TPO
KONSTAAPELI MIKKOLA
KONSTAAPELI SALOMAA
..ja kaikki koko vitun maailman
graffapoliisit..
kihkhikihkih.. poliisit kusee...
mutta nyt kyllä vähän reimattaa kun
pitää lähettäää tää teksti mindille
21 min päästä... iik iiii kk k ki ki
Boikotoikaa Tampereen Stockmannia...
siellä on kova meno..
ja kivat stv:t...
RAVE ON!!
deAth has jacked out..
TEXT BY MIND :
It's something completely different, se
on ihan erilaista, se on....
--- MINDIN KAKONURKKA! Eah! Sit back and
enjoy... well atleast you can try....
At last I had some time to write a
bit o'bull to our intro! In our other
prods. I've been too busy coding the
amazing(?) effects...
BTW, all our works so far have been
---> RELOCATABLE CODE <--- with more or
less legal memory allocation!... niin
että revi siitä huumoria!
I don't think that too many guyz like
to write their intros that way....
Hiiiih, tämän kauempaa ei jaksa
kirjottaa mitään järkevää.. Uhhh, on
muuten ihan kauheen keltanen jääkiekko-
maila, ainakin jos on torstai. 8)
Silmä, silmä,
nenä, suu;
korva, korva,
MIKÄS MUU!?!?!?!?... erhm...
Whmmmmli....awwww....hup...juu I FEEL
SICK!.. ehm...hep-hep...gumla-bum!
Mene pois.
NOW THE TEXT BY DUCK :
Once upon at the time, there were
only blackness... Then lightness came
and god made human-being. But there were
also some mistakes with this
Brand-New-Human-Being, and god tried to
correct it... But where the hell should
He put all that crap what he had made?
Well.. He desided to put it all
together, and throw it somewhere, and
that somewhere was Kannelmäki...
The Place behind Gods Back.
Thats the story how Pyroman borned..
Then He started to call around with
piece of shit called modem..
He fucked with almost every guy, and
didn't realize that the fucking whole
scene wasn't his private playground...
Pyroman thought that he could rule scene
and tried to format several harddisks
but get everytime caught... He was LAMER.
And everytime when somebody said
'Stop lamering around, or you'll be
dead meat.' He continued this game and
yelled back 'Shut Up you little
mothafucker! I will beat you with my
wonderful-base-ball-bat!'
He really Thought that all scene dudes
are big neirds...
He joined to several lame groups, but
were kicked everytime...
He didn't came to Analogys Anal-Orgasm
party, and I just don't wonder why...
Almost every guy there wanted to have
a little fun with that son of bitch.
There were rumours around that Pyroman
would be 12 years old... Nobody believed
that, because it just doesn't sound good:
12 years old kid with baseballbat beating
other kids around? NEVER! (Something like
that the rumours were telling!)
KraftEd - Sitä Pikkutyttöt Haluaa!
Something was wrong... is he 12 or is he
older and beating peoples?
At 20.2.1993 we Organized visit to his
shitty little home.. I almost started to
laugh when he came to door..
LITTLE AND THIN KID! Khihihihiiiii!
The Thruth came up... (S)He was as
small as 12 years old, and SURDENTLY not
beating peoples.. He was NEIRD...
KrafTed - Koko Kansa Riemuitsee!
So, Thanks to those Ninja warriors!
Thanks to Klutz and BiZz being with
me and make visit to that
terrifighting-Killing-Pyroman!
Fuckings to all people spreading wrong
information... Who said that pyroman
was good at thai boxing? NOT ME!
Also fuckings to all those peoples
spreading wrong rumours about us, about
Krafted! Look and Find out what we are,
look yourself and don't realise what you
are!
KRaFted - Klitoris Kyttien Kauhu!
Now fast Greetings:
Blitman / Regency
Goozer / Alcatraz
[ScE] / DiskNatzit
Milkman / Disknet
Grafton / Decnite
Wisp / Disknet
Klutz / Alpha Light (Ninja Power!)
Storm / The Movement
Talbot / Parallax
Merlin / Sonic
Whizz / Decnite (GET MY 2.0 and FAST!)
Palex / Disknet
Jani Surakka (R)
Phobia
Bizz (Ninja Power II!)
Eskimo (Nice GFXs!)
Lasol
Lupo (Thanks For great MOVIES!)
and all other dudes who know how to have
F U N !
I am looking for Cheap harddisk and
HST DS to buy... take contact.
FULL member list of KRAFTED in no order:
Death Drip
Big B Tonic <-- Hi tonic!
Flashback duck
Mind Clone
Xref Stezotehic
UFO Neuromancer
Grazer
Remember to call Lelumaa BBS Krafted WHQ!
+ 3 5 8 - ( 9 ) 0 - 7 5 2 1 2 2 8
(Now offline, sorry! hhahah.. )
TeKnO ruLeS YoU AlL! DuCk SiGnS OfF!
NOW STEZOTEHICS TEXT :
And some more crap...
Well let's make it short!
mmmhh.. Call to this board...
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well nothing more at this time..
Only sum greetz.........
Goozer / Alcatraz
Sce / Disknet
Milkman / Disknet
Chet / Misery
Blitman / Regency
Necrarch / Regency
Rastaman / Regency
Ice Devil / Regency
Bizz / Regency
Deflector / Sonic