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 KEFRENS-FORCES OF THE PYRAMIDS!  



    HOW SIMPLE THIS DEMO IS!                                    BUT SIMPLICITY IS A WONDERFUL THING (AND IT TAKES NO RASTER-TIME!)                                      IF YOU'RE TOO BORED YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FUCK YA 5 1/4 DRIVE !                                                          ALL THE JERKS HAVE CLOSED THEIR EYES NOW (AND ARE FUCKING THEIR 5 1/4 DRIVES), SO LETS CONTINUE WITH THE TRUE POWER OF THIS KEFRENS DEMO! a                                                  AND THE NAME OF THIS COOL DEMO IS:                THUNDERCHILD!                 ]           HEY DJ!   MUSIC PLEASE!            b]           KEFRENS ARE FOREVER AND SO ARE HUGE SCROLLERSc!                                                                     IF YA WANNA PLAY WITH THE MEGA-LARGE SCROLLER THEN SLAM YOUR LEFT-MOUSE-BUTTON TO CHANGE THE SINUS MOVEMENT, OR SLAM YOUR RIGHT-MOUSE-BUTTON TO CHANGE THE ANIMATING BOBS!...                         YOU MIGTH THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA WRITE A MEGA-LONG SCROLL AND I THINK YOUR RIGTH ?   -   BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT WE HAVE TO EAT SOME PIZZA TO TERMINATE OUR HUNGER........           MUMS, SMASK, HAPS GUF!    WAAUUUUOOOOOO THOSE PIZZA'S WERE ULTRAGIGASUPERGREAT!      BUT NOW, LET'S RETURN TO A NORMAL SCROLL TEXT AGAIN...            MILKSHAKE JUST PUSHED ME OF THE CHAIR AND WROTE THE LAST FEW LINES !!!     SO I (THE BURGER) HAS NO RESPONSIBILITY   WHAT SO EVER FOR THE STATEMENTS (I NEARLY WROTE CHILDISH STATEMENTS, BUT I WONT) WHICH MILKSHAKE SO TRULY EXPRESSED BEFORE.   I HAVE TO TURN ON OUR VIDEO NOW !!!                 YEAH THE BURGER LEFT THE KEYS...    G R E A T !     NOW I'LL TELL YA A LITTLE ABOUT ME (MILKSHAKE) AND THE BURGERS FUTURE PLANS...     WE WILL START MAKING A NEW MEGA-MEAN DEMO, A BEAT-BOX, DEMOS, DEMOS, DEMOS, DEMOS ETC. ETC. !!!          BUT NOW LET ME INTRODUCE A GREAT GUY FROM OUR GREAT TEAM!     LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO IT IS....                           NO?                WELL, I THINK I'LL HELP YOU A LITTLE THEN...       HE'S A  GREAT SWAPPER   ...   HE'S A STRANGE-DUDE   ...   HIS LETTERS ARE ALLWAYS REALLY WEIRD   ...           STILL CAN'T GUESS WHO HE IS ???         WELL, HE'S THE KEFRENS SWAPPER FROM SOLBJERG AND HIS NAME IS NOTHING LESS BUT...                D E F L E X !           WOOOOPS!      YEAH! IT'S DEFLEX FUCKING SOME WORDS INTO YOUR BRAIN???         WELL  EH  EH  IH  OH                                    ?                                                     HMMM. BURGER WANT TO EAT THE KEYBOARD     ..  YEP! THE BURGER IS BACK !                      WE HAVE JUST HAD 2 EXITING HOURS COPYING DEFLEXS GREAT NEW STUFF (ABOUT 60 DISKS!) AND NOW WERE JUST RELAXING, MILKSHAKE IS READING A COMIC (DONALD DUCK) AND DEFLEX IS LOOKING VERY WORRIED AT THIS TEXT I'M TYPING.     BYTHEWAY, CAN ANY OF YOU GREAT PEOPLE SEND ME CAPS, T-SHIRTS, STICKERS ETC. WITH SIGNS READING:  KEFRENS, THE BURGER, A1000 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT ?      IF YOU CAN CALL ME ON:  DK+  86  27  10  33 ...        ]I THINK I'M BEGINING TO BORE YOU NOW SO GET READY COZ IT'S MEZZY TIME !                       FIRST A FEW MEZZYS FROM ME (THY BURGER):    PROMAX - HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO, HOPE TO SEE YOUR MASTERPIECE SOON...        RAZMO - YOUR GREAT ! - SORRY THAT THIS AIN'T YOUR MUSIC, BUT NEXT TIME FOR SURE !!!        POP - TRAIN, SWAP, TRAIN AND KEEP IT UP !     MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY! - GET READY FOR THE KEFRENS COPY-PARTY EARLY NEXT YEAR!   LOOK OUT FOR MORE INFO LATER!          MR.ZWORD/SCC - LONG TIME - NO SEE, WRITE SOON...   CRAIG/LAZER - HOPE TO SEE YA AT THE BS1 PARTY (IF I'M COMMING!)                       CRASH, SMASH, BOOM, ZZAP HERE'S MILKSHAKE BOOSTING SOME MEZZYS OFF, TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS/CONTACTS!      THE 1ST ONE ARE REACHING:     BLACKSTAR OF CRYPTOBURNERS - I JUST LOVE YOUR BEAT-BOXES, MORE, MORE, MORE...     THE 2ND ONE GOES TO:    GODFATHER OF ACADEMY - YOUR RIGHT, YOUR >STRANGE< INTRO REALLY IS VERY STRANGE...    PROMAX - I WAN'T TO SEE SOME DEMOS FROM YOU RIGHT AWAY, COZ I JUST NEED MY DAILY DOSIS OF DEMOS FROM YOU (I'M ON IT!)    RAZMO - HELLO MR.MULTI-TALLENT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE SOME STUNNING PRODUCTIONS FROM YOU!    MILKSHAKE OFF   ...   DEFLEX ON   ...     MEZZY TO HUMANOIDS - HI FRIENDS...     MEZZY TO G.O.T - HI DARRY BOOPER, STAY COOL...   MEZZY TO FURY/RAZOR 1911 - LONG TIME NO SEE?!?!?!        DEFLEX - THE KILLER BOY, SIGNING OFF!....         MILKSHAKE IS BACK ...    FREEDOM IS A ROAD SELDOM TRAVELLED BY THE MULTITUDE!     THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL COOL GUYS!!!     GRAB YOUR PHONE AND CALL ME (MILKSHAKE) ON THIS NUMBER:       DK+   86   18   30   90   !     HERE IT GOES AGAIN:      DK+   86   18   30   90   !    CALL NOW...   YOU WONT REGRET IT!....                             GREETINGS TO ALL CONTACTS OF KEFRENS EXCEPT THE DIRECT STUPID ONES!?!??                      IF YOU HAVE RECIVED ANY OF OUR TRAINERS LATELY, YOU HAVE PROBABLY WONDERED ABOUT WHY LOTS OF COOL DUDES WERE MISSING IN THE GREETINGS-LIST?   WELL, THE ANSWER IS THAT WE DON'T HAVE A COMPLETE LIST YET...  BUT PLEASE BELIVE ME  >WERE WORKING WERY HARD WITH IT!<    SO LOOK OUT FOR A HOPEFULLY COMPLETE GREETINGS LIST IN ONE OF OUR FUTURE PRODUCTIONS!                  THE BANANA MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS IS GIVING THE KEYBOARD TO THE CHEESE BURGER OF KEFRENS ....  AND HERE HE GO:      FAR OUT IN THE UNCHARTED BACKWATERS OF THE UNFASHIONABLE END OF THE WESTERN SPIRAL ARM OF THE GALAXY LIES A SMALL UNREGARDED YELLOW SUN. ORBITING THIS AT A DISTANCE OF ROUGHLY NINETY-TWO MILLION MILES IS AN UTTERLY INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE BLUE-GREEN PLANET WHOSE APE-DESCENDED LIFE FORMS ARE SO AMAZINGLY PRIMITIVE THAT THEY STILL THINK DIGITAL WATCHES ARE A PRETTY NEAT IDEA. BUT,BUT THERE IS ONE IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THIS PLANET YOU HAVE TO KNOW ! - ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF  THE PLANET THERE LIES A PYRAMID NAMED AFTER A POWERFULL MEGA CODER..   KING KEFREN !    SO ALL YOU APE-CREATURES REMEMBER THAT THE ONLY TRUE POWER LIES IN THIS KING, HIS PYRAMID AND HIS FOLLOWERS WHICH ARE FEW IN NUMBERS, BUT STRONG IN POWER !!!        THIS TEXT WAS TAKEN FROM A BOOK BY THE GREAT WRITER DOUGLAS ADAM AND MODIFIED A LITTLE BY THE BURGER.......                  THIS IS MILKSHAKE!      DO YOU WANNA BE PERFECT?   SURE YOU DO YOUR LITTLE LAMER!   WELL, THEN START BY OBEYING THE FOLLOWING RULES!      1. SEND ALL YOUR MONEY TO KEFRENS!      2. DON'T EVER EVEN THINK OF MESSING WITH US! (MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST!!!)      3. OUR DEMOS ARE ALLWAYS BETTER THAN YOUR SMALL-MINI-ATARI-BUDGET CODINGS!      4. KEFRENS ARE ALLWAYS TO BE GREETED AS VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE!      IF YOU OBEY THESE RULES, YOU'LL BE MUCH MUCH CLOSER TO THE LIFE AS A PERFECT PERSON!                                       JUST KIDDING !                          HA, HA, HO, HI   GOT YOU SLIME-BRAIN!           YOU REALLY BELLIVED ALL THAT NONSENCE!  WELL, I SURE FOOLED YOU!             MILKSHAKE IS OFF AGAIN!           THE BURGER AND I JUST DECIDED TO END THIS SCROLL COZ WERE OUTTA WORDS!       SO EH, WE THINK THIS DEMO IS OVER NOW...            C U L8R ALLIGATOR!