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cJEPS, YOU ARE RIGHT. IT REALLY IS THE MOST BEATIFULL BEAT-BOX YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.b(HE IS SZARZING WITH SOME GREAZ JOKES EH?)c    THIS IScMAESTRO OF $KEFRENS$ fa         c  WRITING (WE KNOW!) AND THIS IS ACTUALLY ONLY MY SECOND DELIVERY FOR KEFRENS. THE FIRST WAS ON OURbGIGA-SUPER-MEGA-VILDE-STILLE OG ROLIGEcMEGADEMO 8, WHERE 3 OF THE TUNES WAS DONE BY ME.          j        WELL, LET'S GET TO THE POINT (WHAT POINT, FREAK)    FIRST I WANT TO TELL YOU WHY ALL THESE FUCKING COMMENTS KEEP COMMING... YOU SEE, IN MY COMPUTER THERE ARE A LITTLE WIZARD, THIS WIZARD HAS NOT BEEN THERE ALLWAYS, BUT 2 WEEKS AGO HE SHOWED UP.            kTHE REASON WHY HE KEEPS SAYING BULLSHIT IS THAT HE HAS BECOME SOUNDTRACKOMAN....b(SOUNDZRACKOMAN, WHAT THE H... IS ZHAZ??)cWELL, SOUNDTRACKOMAN IS WHEN A LITTLE COMPUTER WIZARD LIKE  Y O U  GET'S CRAZY AND SPENDS BETWEEN 4 AND 25 HOURS WITH SOUNDTRACKER A DAY. cTHIS LITTLE CREEP KNOCK'S ME DOWN AND YELLES  q( MAESZRO OF KEFRENS ARE ARRANGING A COMPEZIZION, A SOUNDZRACKERCOMPEZIZION, AND IF YOU WANZ TO COMPEZE ZHEN DO AS FOLLOWS -     SEND YOUR MUSIC (ONLY ONE ZUNE AZ EACH DISK TO d     MAESTRO  g  VESTERVEJ 1, STILLING     8660 SKANDERBORG    DENMARK c  ZHEN HE AND SOME OF HIS FRIENDS WILL JUDGE IZ.     ZHE JUDGES WILL BE -nNIGHTLIGHT OF KEFRENS   - -   JESPER KYD OF SILENTS   -   MAXITECH OF ARCANE -   AND LAST BUZ NOZ LEASZ HIMSELF)oALLRIGHT WIZARD, GET LOST.   WELL, A MADDER A FACT, HE'S RIGHT    I AM ARRANGING A COMPETITION, SO GET FUNKY AND SEND YOUR GREAT TUNES TO ME OR OUR POSTE REST. (JEPS!)       HE FORGOT ONE THING THOUGH....  THE MUSIC MUST BE IN OUR HANDS BEFORE THE 1 OF JUNE 1990 !!!!                pOKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT, NO COMPETITION WITHOUT ANY PRICES. WELL, MY PRICE FOR THE WINNING SOUNDZRACKOMAN WILL BE ALL THE DISKS WHICH HAVE BEEN SEND IN FOR JUDGEMENT, SO REMEMBER TO TYPE YOUR ADRESS IN YOUR LETTER,b'CAUSE OTHERWISE I'LL KEEP THE DAMN DISKSc(OH WAY, HE IS COOL WHEN HE SAYS, DAMN DISK, DON'Z YOU ZHINK??)           duTWA TIYEW EUFGR a             clWUPS, I LOST MY 10-FINGER-GRAB ON THE KEYBOARD... WELL, LET'S GET SERIOUS....q SOME CREDITS COMMING UP (NOW HE IS ZALKING CRACKER-ZALK AGAIN!) p   CREDITS FOR THE TUNES....o  THE FIRST TUNE ON THE DISK IS CALLED 'BLACK.CAROL'. THIS TUNE IS THE VERY FIRST SCOOPEX TUNE THAT I MADE. WELL,rSCOOPEX MEANS, EVERYBODY HAS SINCE THE DAMN (AGAIN HE BLOWS OUZ WIZH SOME CRACK.,IOJVA) UPS, I THINK I KILLED THE LITTLE WIZARD, 'CAUSE HE IS GOING AROUND ON THE TOP OF MY 'PUTER SAYING BLIP, BLOP , LALLE-LALLE.... BACK TO REALITY - - SCOOPEX MEANS A SONG THAT START LIKE PLING, PLANG, PLING AND THEN AFTER 4 MINUTES OF PLING GOES DUDUDUDUD. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?? JUST LIKE THE 'OCC-SAN-GEEN' DONE BY OUR GREAT OLD UNCLE. (TOM!) SHIT, THE WIZARD LIVES AGAIN.  THE TUNE TAKES UP ### KB             hTUNE NR. 2n   'LIFESTYLE RULES' THIS TUNE WAS MADE ON THE KEFRENS COPYPARTY IN FEBUARY 1990              bm(HEY MAESZRO YOU FORGOZ ZHAZ IZ WAS CALLED KEFRENS-DEXION COPYPARZY)cNO, I DID NOT FORGET THAT ITcWAS CALLED KEFRENS-DEXHLIONGHS COPYPARTY, THE REASON WHY I SAID ONLY KEFRENS aIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIScTHAT, DEXION DIDN'T WANT TO HELP US AT THE DOOR, IN THE SHOP, OR AT THE CLEANING, THEY JUST WANTED TO ARRANGE A PARTY TO COME IN FREE,a(LAMERS??)cNO,aJUSTbSTUPIDcGUYS!!    WELL, AS SAID THE SONG WAS MADE ON THE            l$ KEFRENS $  COPYPARTY AND WAS ALSO USED IN ICRONITE'S PART ON THE MEGADEMO. I CAN ASWELL SAY THAT I LIKE THIS TUNE BECAUSE OF THE GREAT INFLUENCE OF IMHUMANITY AT THE RESIDENTAL COLLISION FRONTAGE             ua(IS HE GOING CRAZY??).c               blTUNE 3 'SNORKY' THE TUNE WAS ABSOLUTHTLYr(I CAN'T SPELL THAT WORD, ABSOLUTHDLYGH??) MADE AS AN INTRO-TUNE, NICE EH? a(EH,bEEH,cEEEHdUPcMYbASS),cTALKING ABOUT INTROS HAVE YOU COMPU-FREAKS OUT THERE SEEN THE 'MAESTRO-DETRON' INTRO, IF NOT, YOU SURE MISSED SOMETHING (I LIKE YOUR CODING DETRONOWITSCH)          ctiTUNE 4s j'OVERHILL'    IMAGINE THIS, YOU ARE AT A MOUNTAIN FAR AWAY FROM ALL THE LAMERS THAT ARE RINGING AT YOUR DOORBELL EVERY DAY, LOOKING AROUND YOU SEE NOTHING ELSE BUT TREES, LAKES, AND SPIDERS. THIS IS WHERE 'OVERHILL' COMES IN. THE TUNES IS MEANT AS A HILSEN TIL HELE DET GROENLANDSKE FOLK, SOENS FOLK, OG ALLE DEM DER HAR GJORT DET MULIGT FOR MIG AT STAA HER IDAG (HE IS SOUNDING LIKE THORSEN RECEIVING HIS FUCKING OSCAR FOR HIS SOON COMMING JESUS-MOVIE)              knTUNE 5   'HIDDEN' ANOTHER SCOO-TUNE HAS ARRIVED IN YOUR DISKDRIVE BUT THIS TIME THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT THIS TUNE ARE BETTER THAN THE SEVEN-SINS-TUNEb(FUCK YOU MAESZRO, GEZ LOSZ, QUIT BABBLING)cBUT, BUT, BUT, THE TUNE WAS AAALSO USED ON OUR SEKA-(HAHAH)DEMO 8 TALKING ABOUT SEKA,oYO THERE PROMAX,pFINISHED WITH YOUR SEKA 5.0?? OR ARE YOU MAKING 26.2 RIGHT NOW??       qAND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I WANT TO PLAY THE OLDEST SONG THAT I HAVE FOR YOU.  THIS SONG IS CALLED 'HIT' AND IS NR. 6 AT YOUR SELECTOR. AS SAID THIS SONG IS OLD, WAY OLD, WHICH IS ALSO TO BE HEARD IN THE INSTRUMENT-LIST. NEARLY ALL OF THE INSTRUMENTS ARE FROM THE LAMEST ST-DISK EVER, 01!! AND THE ONLY REASON WHY THE TUNE WAS PUT ON THIS DISK IS THAT ONE MY FRIENDS ARE CRAZY ABOUT IT!! (FRIENDS, HAS HE GOZ ANY FRIENDS??)  IF YOU WANT TO YOU CAN USE THIS SONG AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK IT'S FAR GOOD ENOUGH TO BE USED ON ANY $ KEFRENS $ PRODUCTION.....       pWELL, NO MORE TUNES TO WRITE ABOUT...o WHAT'S NEXT.... YES, WHY DON'TnUNCLE-MAESTRO TELL YOU SOME JOKES?? WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANY, AND MY NAME IS NOT NIGHTLIGHT!f (HAR, HAR, ZHAZ'S A GOOD ONE) GET LOST, WIZARD, THAT WASN'T ANY JOKE...   bNOW I WANT TO GREET  Y O U... YOU DONT PROBABLY (JEAK, THAT WORD AGAIN) KNOW WHY, BUT THE SWEET UNCLE-MAESTRO WILL TELL YOU. YOU HAVE READ 6748 BYTES OF THE MOST BORRING SCROLLER EVER, AND I THINK THAT THAT IS A GREAT PRAESTATION (I DON'T KNOW THE WORD ON ENGLISH AND I DON'T WANT TO GO FETCH MY WORDBOOK)...   KEEP ON READING A WHILE AND YOU WILL MAYBE FIND YOURSELF IN THE  $ MAESTRO-GREETS $ (TADA!).    aGREETINGS IN A-Z ORDER TO - - -     ALIVE   ALPHAFLIGHT   ANUBIS   ARCANE   BLACK MONKS   CAVE   CRYPTOBURNERS   DIGITECH   DUAL CREW   EXCEL UK   EXODUS   FAIRLIGHT   FLASH PRODUCTION   HEADWAVE   HORIZON      HUMANOIDS   JOY DIVISION   M.A.D   PARANOIMIA   QUARTEX   QUICKSILVER   REBELS   RED SECTOR   SCOOPEX   SEVEN-UP-CREW   SILENTS   STORM   SUPPLEX   SUPREME   TARKUS TEAM   TOP SWAP   TRILOGY   TRISTAR   VISION FACTORY   AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST          ALL KEFRENS MEMBERS     ncSOME PERSONAL MESSAGES TO THE FOLLOWING  COOOL DUDES - - -     MAXITECH OF ARCANE - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS LITTLE CUTE BEAT-BOX, ARCAKE (AR(E)LAME?? HAR, HAR, HAR)    YAMATO OF FLASH PRODUCTION - WHY DON'T WE START THOSE TELEPHONE-CONFERENCES AGAIN???    REBELS - I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR COPY-PARTY IN THE SUMMERHOLIDAY    SUSPIRIA OF SEVEN-UP-CREW - PUF!!    KGC OF SEVEN-UP-CREW - GIVE ME MY VIDEO-TAPE WITH THE MOVIE FROM THE KEFRENS COPY-PARTY, GOD DAMIT.    JESPER KYD OF SILENTS - I'M GLAD THAT YOU WILL HELP ME TO JUDGE IN THE TUNE-COMPETITION. (THANX PAL!!)    AND NOW SOME CREW MESSAGES TO - - -qDEFLEX (CORNFLAKES) - WHY DID'NT YOU SHOW UP AT ANDER'S HOUSE. I WERE WAITING AT YOU AT THE RAILWAY-STATION FOR AN HOUR, FOOL   pDETRON - I LIKE WRITING WITH YOU. YOUR LETTERS ARE SO LONG THAT IT TAKES ME A COUPLE OF DAYS TO READ THEM!!    oGIZ-WIZ - TRY TO CATCH THE THIEF THAT ALWAYS RUBS MY DISKS WHEN I SEND THEM TO YOU    pICEMAN (IS-MAND, JA ALTSAA JEG VILLE BARE LIGE FYRE MIN VITTIGHED AF, IS-MAND (NO HARD FEELINGS, PAL)    qICRONITE - THANX, THANX, THANX, THANX, AND THANX FOR CODING THIS!!!!!            uMILKSHAKE             h - ALSO A  G R E A T  $ THANX $ TO YOU FOR THE GFX!   j NIGHTLIGHT - YO THERE, GREAT MUSICIAN... I LIKE YOUR MUSIC, ESPECIALLY YOUR FUCKING GREAT-GOOD-SUVERAENE 'CHANT' (JEPS, LAMERS LOOK FORWARD TO NIGHTLIGHT MUSIC 4, 'CAUSE THE MUSIC THAT WILL SHOW UP THERE IS THE BEST ON THE AMIGA (AFTER MINE OF COURSE, ADDDDR!)   s POP - WHEN DO I GET MY MEMBER-SHIRT???????           hqHEJ PROMAXg     oRAZMO - GET THAT 'SOUND-MACHINE' FINISHED !!!!!    JEPS, NOW WHEN ALL THE MESSAGES HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT I WANT TO RESUME MY ADRESS, SO YOU CAN COMPETE IN THE GREATES TUNE-COMPETITION EVER....      WRITE TO:       dMAESTRO       VESTERVEJ 1, STILLING      8660 SKANDERBORG     DENMARK     OR CALL :      86571982 (DK)     YOU CAN ALSO WRITE TO OUR POSTE RESTANTE:       $ KEFRENS $      POSTE RESTANTE      3450 ALLEROED     DENMARK           bMILLIONS AND BILLIONS HAVE ASKED ME WHY I LEFT 7UPCREW TO JOIN KEFRENS, AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GET THE HISTORY.....12 NOVEMBER 1989 - ONE OF MY CLASSMATES WERE ARRANGING A PARTY, AND WENT THERE TO SEE IF IT WAS GOOD. I HEARD THAT THE LEADER OF 7UPCREW, SUSPIRIA, WOULD ARRIVE AT THE PARTY LATER. I LOOKED FORWARD TO MEET THE GUY AND WENT TO GET SOME BEERS. IN THE SHOP ANOTHER GUY WAS BUYING BEERS, AND IT SHOWED UP TO BE MR. SUSPIRIA. WELL, WE TALKED THE WHOLE NIGHT ABOUT THE SCENE AT THAT TIME, AND FOUND OUT THAT WE FITTED TO EACHOTHER, AND BECAME FRIENDS. THE DAY AFTER, I WOKE UP AND MY HEAD FEELT LIKE BOMBED, YOU KNOW WHAT BEERS CAN DO!! THE ONLY THING I REMEMBERED WAS THAT I HAD TALKED TO THIS COMPUTERFREAK FROM 7UP.   I CALLED HIM, AND WE FOUND OUT THAT THEY WERE MISSING A MUSICIAN AND THEREFORE I JOINED THEM. HE PROMISED THAT 7UPCREW WOULD RETURN, AND BE AS BIG AS THEY WERE BEFORE. BUT, BUT, BUT, PROMISES, NOTHING HAPPENED, SO I LEFT. THE ONLY THING THAT DID HAPPEN WAS THAT I GOT A NEW FRIEND (YOU HAVEN'Z GOZ ANY FRIENDS, NAKKEOSZ), WHICH I COULD SWAP LAME-GAMES WITH. WHEN IT COMES TO GAMES I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY ANYTHING ELSE THAN 'KICK-OFF EXTRA' 'SUPER CARS' AND 'TV-SPORTS BASKET' ALL OTHER NONFINISHED GAMES WITH C64 GFX AND SND CAN GO TO HELL.     BY THE WAY, TALKING ABOUT C64, I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL YOU FREAK'S OUTTHERE WHO ARE STILL LALLING AROUND ON THE SUITCASE. WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP AND MAKE SOME SERIOUS 'PUTING INSTEAD.      I HAVE BEEN THINKING (NO WAY!!!),   WHY DON'T YOU HEAR ABOUT GIRLS ON THE AMIGA?? WHY DON'T GIRLS CODE, MAKE GFX, PLAY, OR MAKE MUSIC ON THIS MACHINE??? IF ANYBODY OUTTHERE KNOW ANY GIRLS ON THE AMIGA THEN WRITE ME, AND REMEMBER TO ENCLOSE A PIC. OF THE GIRL (NASZY LIZZLE BOY WHAZ WOULD YOUR MOZHER SAY.   I KNOW, AN AZARI A DAY KEEPS ZHE DOCZOR AWAY). . . . . . PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T CONTACT ME FOR SWAP OR OTHER UNSERIOUS THINGS, BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET SOME MUSIC, OR JUST TALK TO ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE LEADING GROUP IN DENMARK THEN DO RING....            aqm.... .... .... .... M..ST.O .F .EF.ENS I. ..CK,           rhc UPS THERE WAS SOME HOLES IN THE ELECTRICITY...            tWHERE YOU AT OUR COPY-PARTY??    IF NOT, I WANT TO TELL YOU SHORTLY WHAT HAPPENED.   nFRIDAY - I ARRIVED AT THE PARTY AT 4 O'CLOCK AND AT THE SCHOOL THERE WERE NO-MORE THAN ABOUT 100 DUDES. WELL, I DROPED MY SLEEPING BAG AND MY OTHER THINGS AND WENT FOR A WALK AT THE SCHOOL. THE AREA AT THE SCHOOL WHICH WE HAD RENTED WAS IN 2 BLOCKS. IN THE MAIN-BLOCK THE COMPUTERS WERE INSTALLED, AND IN THE OTHER BLOCK YOU COULD SLEEP. (I WANT TO SEND A GREAT TO EVERYBODY AT THE PARTY FOR) BEING SO QUIET THAT YOU  C O U L D  SLEEP IF YOU WANTED TO.)    o SATURDAY MORNING PEOPLE BEGAN TO SHOW UP...p ZIKE,q UNKNOWN, MIDNIGHT MANIAC AND MAYDAY, AND OTHER COOL GUYS ARRIVED. FROM THAT ON THE PARTY WASN'T BORRING ANYMORE, ZIKE HAD TAKEN HIS MODEM WITH HIM SO WE ALSO GOT SOME GREAT GAMES OVERTHERE. DO YOU KNOW THE GAMES 'DYTER 07' AND 'ZZZZZZEP', WELL, THESE GAMES WERE DOWNLOADED AND IMPORTED BY TRILOGY ON OUR COPY-PARTY. SATURDAY NIGHT WE PAINTED THE BIGGEST LAMER NORTH OF THE ALPES. WE WROTE 'JEG ER EN LAMER' IN HIS HEAD AND, WELL, HE REALLY  W A S  A               mBIG LAMER.g              pjSUNDAY WE HAD OUR COMPETITION, WHICH WE OF COURSE WON (LATER WE GAVE THE 1'ST PRICE TO THE GROUP CALLED 'CRIONICS'). AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED (SHORTLY) !!!           - NOW -  LET'S KEEP A ONE MINUTE BREAK FOR THE NOW DEAD 'BAMIGA SECTOR ONE DENMARK', SOME HAVE JOINED 'CRIONICS', HOPE THEY WILL MAKE SOMETHING SERIOUS THERE, INSTEAD OF THE BORRING SWAPPING. IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD BE TO BE A SWAPPER. TAKE ONE DISK, PUT IT INTO YOUR DRIVE, TAKE IT OUT, ANOTHER ONE IN, TAKE IT OUT ETC. 1 OR 2 HOURS A DAY (GAAAAAAAB!!!).       WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT I HAVE ANYMORE TO SAY SO      BYE, BYE BUT DO ALWAYS REMEMBER            lnd $ THE DAISY AGE IS HERE $            qh$  K E F R E N S  $  ,  FORCES OF THE PYRAMIDS     $ THE VERY NUMBER ONE IN DENMARK $        ok $ TO BE OR NOT TO HAVE ????? $                                RESTARTING SCROLLER          mdq------------------------------------------------      $MAESTRO$g      ]