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               The Jormas
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  [@\       % TRANSUBAMBI! %
                   36

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   Yeah. The name has been changed.
   Urea Leaks were boring and there
    was no point in trying to make
    them better, because it is not
    a pleasure to code any effects
    for a standard Intuition screen.

    Now we are black with a serie of
       old style non-multitasking
            Ambient / Trance
              productions.

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                Credits:

Code..............................Vesuri
Graphics.....Piirakka-Mun-Alla ja Tapani
Music..................Piirakka-Mun-Alla

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~€‚ƒ„…†‡ˆ‰Š‹ŒŽ‘’“”•–———————————————


Heey, last night some of us were raving!
Isn't it surprising? But this time at da
very tremendous Void Club arranged by da
Abies of Tikkakosken Lukio. This extreme
           event was held at

 $ Tikkakosken Yl|asteen Liikuntasali $

 And we've NEVER seen anything like it!
It sucked really hard. We were wondering
if the Abies had forgotten to put an 'A'
  in front of the name. In that case we
  might have avoided this shock we got.

The audio equipment they used lacked all
the higher frequencies and da lower ones
were so distorted that it was IMPOSSIBLE
to enjoy any kind of music. Oh yeah, and

 $ DJ. Maukka of Maukka Discopalvelut $

plaid nothing but sum housecrap and when
Naxahtaja & others went 2 ask for better
   and faster tunes they just said...

       N|| on housebileet, ei k|y


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 Most of the guys at the Void Club were
 aged from 11 to 15. Everybody tried to
  b elites by being drunk and drilling
  each other.. Quite surprisingly some
 Harmony dudexes showed up. They hardly
 enjoyed the event except da part where
 Tikkakoski's local gay had got dressed
as a female and (s)he was imitating some
     famous singers and such stuff.

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€††††—————————————€—   We suck and you
€†††—————————————€€—   should know it!
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——–•”“’‹‰ˆ†…„ƒ‚‚ƒ„…†ˆ‰‹’“”•–——
    Arokaniini luikki luigin kanssa     
     matkapoikien matkatoimistossa      
 universaalisessa mielentilassa jolloin 
   Tursas Tuppurak|p|l| tuli ja pisti   
  poikia vasemmanpuoleiseen aunukseen   
   katsoen ensin vasemmalle ja sitten   
   oikealle. Kotvan siin| t|risty||n    
  kaverukset p||ttiv|t l|hte| etsim||n  
 violenssia omplelukonetta plastisesta  
     merih|d|st| kolmantena k|skyn|     
 mieluisemmassa koirankoppi, 3kg ruis-  
   hiutaletta... He olivat p||tt|neet   
      olematta turvaseksitt}m|ll|       
puoluekannalla, mutta kerrankos Luigikin
erehtyy ja ottaa yhteyden bonuskentt||n 
  ker|ten kaikki lis|el|imet j|tt|m|tt| 
    yht||n mansikkaa Arokaniinille..    
   Siit|k}s Arska kiivastuu ja antaa    
  Luigille munaa suuhun ja tukehduttaa  
h|net porkkananmakuiseen maap|hkin||ns|.
      Surrealistisesti kuviteltuna      
   multiploitunut maailmankaikkeus on   
      eritt|in universaali k|site       
 individualismin kanssak|ymisiss|. Eli  
kaikkihan t|st| varmaan osakseen ottaa, 
    mutta tulitko ajatelleeksi ett|     
himalajakin voi olla soikio? Tai vaikka 
pippurinmakuinen jos vain tursas t|risee
historialllisessa kokaiinikuljetuksessa.
                    -(Piirakka-Mun-Alla)
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————————————————————— Do you need a DJ
                    —  to your raves?
Contact ThE JoRMaS: —  (ACiiD, Gabber
                    —   Trance, etc.)
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 41160 TikkaKioski  —
      Finland       —  In that case..
                    —
--------------------—   ..Write to:
                    —
  Puupp_lan Baari   —     DJ. HOFFi
 Aittosiementie 18  —      PL. 12
  40270 Pallokala   —   70501 Kuopio
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      boards:       —     for sale!
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  Bermuda Triangle  —
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                    —   40950 Muulame
--------------------—      Finland
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