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The Jormas
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Yeah. The name has been changed.
Urea Leaks were boring and there
was no point in trying to make
them better, because it is not
a pleasure to code any effects
for a standard Intuition screen.
Now we are black with a serie of
old style non-multitasking
Ambient / Trance
productions.
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Credits:
Code..............................Vesuri
Graphics.....Piirakka-Mun-Alla ja Tapani
Music..................Piirakka-Mun-Alla
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Heey, last night some of us were raving!
Isn't it surprising? But this time at da
very tremendous Void Club arranged by da
Abies of Tikkakosken Lukio. This extreme
event was held at
$ Tikkakosken Yl|asteen Liikuntasali $
And we've NEVER seen anything like it!
It sucked really hard. We were wondering
if the Abies had forgotten to put an 'A'
in front of the name. In that case we
might have avoided this shock we got.
The audio equipment they used lacked all
the higher frequencies and da lower ones
were so distorted that it was IMPOSSIBLE
to enjoy any kind of music. Oh yeah, and
$ DJ. Maukka of Maukka Discopalvelut $
plaid nothing but sum housecrap and when
Naxahtaja & others went 2 ask for better
and faster tunes they just said...
N|| on housebileet, ei k|y
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Most of the guys at the Void Club were
aged from 11 to 15. Everybody tried to
b elites by being drunk and drilling
each other.. Quite surprisingly some
Harmony dudexes showed up. They hardly
enjoyed the event except da part where
Tikkakoski's local gay had got dressed
as a female and (s)he was imitating some
famous singers and such stuff.
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We suck and you
should know it!
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Arokaniini luikki luigin kanssa
matkapoikien matkatoimistossa
universaalisessa mielentilassa jolloin
Tursas Tuppurak|p|l| tuli ja pisti
poikia vasemmanpuoleiseen aunukseen
katsoen ensin vasemmalle ja sitten
oikealle. Kotvan siin| t|risty||n
kaverukset p||ttiv|t l|hte| etsim||n
violenssia omplelukonetta plastisesta
merih|d|st| kolmantena k|skyn|
mieluisemmassa koirankoppi, 3kg ruis-
hiutaletta... He olivat p||tt|neet
olematta turvaseksitt}m|ll|
puoluekannalla, mutta kerrankos Luigikin
erehtyy ja ottaa yhteyden bonuskentt||n
ker|ten kaikki lis|el|imet j|tt|m|tt|
yht||n mansikkaa Arokaniinille..
Siit|k}s Arska kiivastuu ja antaa
Luigille munaa suuhun ja tukehduttaa
h|net porkkananmakuiseen maap|hkin||ns|.
Surrealistisesti kuviteltuna
multiploitunut maailmankaikkeus on
eritt|in universaali k|site
individualismin kanssak|ymisiss|. Eli
kaikkihan t|st| varmaan osakseen ottaa,
mutta tulitko ajatelleeksi ett|
himalajakin voi olla soikio? Tai vaikka
pippurinmakuinen jos vain tursas t|risee
historialllisessa kokaiinikuljetuksessa.
-(Piirakka-Mun-Alla)
Do you need a DJ
to your raves?
Contact ThE JoRMaS: (ACiiD, Gabber
Trance, etc.)
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Or a Hard Gabber
dA J$RMaS JaIL wQ band called
Tervaruukinkutu 14A Zyklon-B?
41160 TikkaKioski
Finland In that case..
-------------------- ..Write to:
Puupp_lan Baari DJ. HOFFi
Aittosiementie 18 PL. 12
40270 Pallokala 70501 Kuopio
Finland Finland
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boards: for sale!
$ Only 45 FIM $
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40950 Muulame
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