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Posse of the Jormas

      is back

 Whew... It's been
 a while since we
released something!
 About two weeks!
 We didn't release
  anything at our
pileet last weekend
bcuzsh we wanted to

  CHECK THE PENIS

 It sure is gooey.
      Credits

Music........Vesuri
Coding.......Vesuri
GFX.PiirakkaMunalla

  Eik}h|n Sinunkin
kannattaisi tarkis-
taa Jormasi kunto?!

Urea Leaks are dead
 They sucked hard.

  We are going to
 change the name of
  our productions.
   Each prod will
contain only 1 tune
 from our selection
of kuplpoupoutoones

Don't worry - music
dicks will b relled
   now and then.

Hey check da ePnis!
And the VesuriJorma
 SpaceFlowerScope!

  Jormas T-Shirts
     for sale.
   Only 45 FIM!!
 Surprise surprise
 last nite some of
  us were RAVING.

 Surprise surprise
   At da l|t|kk}
     of course

 Hmm and it didn't
even suck (so much)

 Yxpikkuporamarssi
 n||||||||||||||in
  and IIIIIII'mmm
   feeeeeeeeling
    soo reeeeal.
Mix kukaan ei laula

 Down there is the
JormasKara{keSystem
    Display (tm)

 Maybe not as good
as the 1 by Complex
Simply bcoz Saviour
still didn't JOIN!!
  The battle isn't
 over yet! He will
  join someday?!?-)
 He is only taking
  dancing lessons
    nowadays...
 Isn't it awfully  
  NICE to have a
 P  E  N  i  S  .
  Isn't it simply
  GRAND to have a
   D  O  N  G  !
It's SWELL 2 have a
    S T I F F Y ,
it's DIVINE 2 own a
 D   I   C   K   ,
     From the
  tiniest little
 T  A  D  G  E  R
      to the
  world's biggest
  P  R  I  C  K..
 Those are not our
 lyrics. They were
 done by Eric Idle
  Grabbed from da
kuAliTy-KalA called
     Python.LhA

You can get it from
L A M E R L A N D !
And of course from
da other JormaBBSes
   Cosmo BC 5000,
  Lunatic Asylum,
  Bermuda Triangle
(down at da moment)
  and Sinestudio..
Some LATE Jormanews

Veekku left to join
   Ku Klux Klan,

  Viron tullimies
joined as a musikko

     Atte as a
coder & a doll and

  Patricika as a
 trader & s|mpyl|-
supporter taijotai.

 Totally 28 Jormaa
 Nimimerkki 'Hirvi
 vai ei' on h|t||
 k|rsim|ss|: miten
  jalanj|ljen saa
  otettua maasta?

 Nimimerkki 'Er|s
 PC:n omistaja' on
  t|ysin jumissa.

 Nimimerkki 'Hirvi
 vai ei' kyselee,
 ett| mit| norsun
kanssa pit|| tehd|?

Mist| saa uikkarit?
Esimerkkej| hyvist|
viestien otsikoista

  Olen v|h|n dale
haaste?:),The Karva
nataaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
 heehh,hups.,JOoh!
U FOCKEN CALL!!!!!!
mutakuono voi tallo
HDF,Jurmu,hui,reiv
 potaskaa,Surisee
MST,kuseekuseekusee
Just for your ears
Aijaa,successuccess
Joo-ormas,check it
Tajuunxm|? No E!-)
Esimerkkej| hyvist|
viestien otsikoista

kellog's kompleksit
dance to the rhytmy
ECharts-Best groups
thistimeyouwontstop
|l| valita,onelove
 j|nis,JHHIHih,666
HAISTAKAA PASKA !!!
AskiI ArT,AskiIUrEa
 vehni|ll| haisee
 ravjee,rasvat,KUKA

  Direct from the
LL BBS messagebase.
-------------------
Contact ThE JoRMaS:
-------------------
 dA JoRMaS MaIL hQ
Tervaruukinkatu 14A
 41160  TikkaKoski
      Finland
-------------------
  Puuppolan Vaari
 Aittoniementie 18
   40270 Palokka
      Finland
-------------------
Or call the phucken
       boards
-------------------
 Do you need a DJ
   to your raves
(ACiD,Gabbr,Trance)

Or a HardGabbr Band
 called Zyklon-B?

  Then write to:

     DJ.HOFFi

      PL.12

   70501 KUOPIO

     FINLAND
 Just noticed how
 much crap we have
   just written.
It is so great when
 all these things
   just pop into
  our minds while
checking the penis.

Check the original
     tune from
DJ Charly LowNoise
and DJ Mental Theo

 Uh oh. Better not
 leave the stones.

 We will leave you
 alone now so you
can check yar Jorma
in your own privacy

Just make sure your
 curtains are wide
       open!

    The Jormas!
       will!
        be!
       back!
       soon!